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| 162.1 |  | SUBPAC::SADIN | generic, PC personal name. | Thu Dec 08 1994 14:39 | 7 | 
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	I carry a stainless .45, if that tells you anything....;*)
jim
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| 162.2 |  | CALDEC::RAH | the truth is out there. | Thu Dec 08 1994 15:04 | 2 | 
|  |     
    I carry a panzerfaust 
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| 162.3 |  | GUMDRP::MARKEY | My big stick is a Beretta | Thu Dec 08 1994 15:20 | 4 | 
|  |     No, no correlation whatsoever. However, in both cases, I'd let a woman
    touch, but plant any guy who tried to... :-) :-)
    
    -b
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| 162.4 |  | SMURF::BINDER | vitam gustare | Thu Dec 08 1994 15:39 | 1 | 
|  |     i tend to prefer bull-barreled target rifles...
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| 162.5 | Where would someone who owned a Vickers rate? | PEAKS::OAKEY | The difference? About 8000 miles | Thu Dec 08 1994 15:43 | 0 | 
| 162.6 | crap teeks. | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Thu Dec 08 1994 15:51 | 15 | 
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| 162.7 |  | AIMHI::RAUH | I survived the Cruel Spa | Thu Dec 08 1994 16:29 | 3 | 
|  |     Crap?? Gotta be Haags Sheep and Crap Shop again.:) 
    
    .0 Is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
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| 162.8 |  | CSOA1::LEECH | annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum | Thu Dec 08 1994 16:51 | 1 | 
|  |     What if you carry an uzzi?  8^)
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| 162.9 |  | GMT1::TEEKEMA | Tangerine Dream. | Thu Dec 08 1994 16:52 | 17 | 
|  | 
	RE .7
	I am a VERY happy kinda guy   %^)
	What I was wondering though, Is it:
	"The bigger the gun the bigger the ......"
	or
	"The bigger the gun the smaller the....."
	Inquiring minds want to know %^)
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| 162.10 |  | MPGS::MARKEY | My big stick is a Beretta | Thu Dec 08 1994 16:53 | 2 | 
|  |     In either case, if you're any good with it, it doesn't matter a whole
    lot...
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| 162.11 |  | POWDML::BUCKLEY | I [heart] Roller Coasters! | Thu Dec 08 1994 16:56 | 1 | 
|  |     What does John Wayne Bobbit own?
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| 162.12 |  | GAVEL::JANDROW | Au naturelle..back 2 basics | Thu Dec 08 1994 16:56 | 6 | 
|  |     
    
    gee...that makes corky one hell of a man!!!!!
    
    
    
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| 162.13 |  | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Perdition | Thu Dec 08 1994 16:59 | 4 | 
|  |     
    .10 
    
    Yeah, that's what they all say 8^).
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| 162.14 |  | MPGS::MARKEY | My big stick is a Beretta | Thu Dec 08 1994 17:01 | 6 | 
|  |     RE: .13
    
    All I can tell you is I've been thinking about getting a Colt Python
    so I'd have a matched set. :-)
    
    -b
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| 162.15 |  | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Perdition | Thu Dec 08 1994 17:02 | 4 | 
|  |     
    <-- (I suppose this would be funnier if I had a clue what a Colt Python
    looked like 8^)).     
    
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| 162.16 |  | MPGS::MARKEY | My big stick is a Beretta | Thu Dec 08 1994 17:03 | 4 | 
|  |     C'mon over, I'll show you. The Python that is. No, the Colt Python...
    oh jeez. I quit.
    
    -b
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| 162.17 | oh dear! | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Perdition | Thu Dec 08 1994 17:04 | 1 | 
|  |     
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| 162.18 |  | MPGS::MARKEY | My big stick is a Beretta | Thu Dec 08 1994 17:04 | 3 | 
|  |     >What does John Wayne Bobbit own?
    
    A snubnose.
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| 162.19 |  | GMT1::TEEKEMA | Tangerine Dream. | Thu Dec 08 1994 17:05 | 7 | 
|  | 
	Well let's ask the babes....
	Mz Debra, what would you prefer, a man with a big gun or a
small gun ????		%^)
	BTW: No one has attempted the suggest the corelation %^(
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| 162.20 |  | MPGS::MARKEY | My big stick is a Beretta | Thu Dec 08 1994 17:06 | 3 | 
|  |     >What does John Wayne Bobbit own?
    
    On second thought, he also has a sawn-off shotgun.
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| 162.21 |  | GMT1::TEEKEMA | Tangerine Dream. | Thu Dec 08 1994 17:07 | 4 | 
|  | 
	RE .20
	With or without pump action ???
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| 162.22 |  | MPGS::MARKEY | My big stick is a Beretta | Thu Dec 08 1994 17:09 | 2 | 
|  |     I don't know, but he has to suffer the indignity of lower capacity
    magazines now as well.
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| 162.23 |  | BSS::DEASON | Hit'em where they ain't | Thu Dec 08 1994 17:16 | 4 | 
|  |     A friend of mine used to say, "It's not big, but it spins".
    
    
    Marty
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| 162.24 |  | MPGS::MARKEY | My big stick is a Beretta | Thu Dec 08 1994 17:23 | 4 | 
|  |     I'll tell ya'. You ain't felt nothin' 'til they need to redo your
    rifling...
    
    -b
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| 162.25 | Delicate subject | BSS::DEASON | Hit'em where they ain't | Thu Dec 08 1994 17:26 | 1 | 
|  |     <<-----OUCHHH!!!!!
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| 162.26 |  | SPEZKO::FRASER | Mobius Loop; see other side | Thu Dec 08 1994 17:45 | 7 | 
|  |         In a previous  life,  I used to professionally support a sub of
        radar controlled Bofors 40/70s  and  then  discovered  105mm SP
        rifles.
        
        Now, _that's_ a gun!
        
        :*)
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| 162.27 |  | OOTOOL::CHELSEA | Mostly harmless. | Thu Dec 08 1994 18:57 | 5 | 
|  |     Re: .12
    
    >that makes corky one hell of a man!!!!!
    
    Depends on whether the relationship is inversely proportional.
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| 162.28 |  | SEAPIG::PERCIVAL | I'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-RO | Thu Dec 08 1994 19:15 | 9 | 
|  |         <<< Note 162.1 by SUBPAC::SADIN "generic, PC personal name." >>>
>	I carry a stainless .45, if that tells you anything....;*)
	Well call us when you get a REAL gun. Like a S&W 25-5 (45 LONG Colt)
	;-)
Jim
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| 162.29 |  | PEAKS::OAKEY | The difference? About 8000 miles | Thu Dec 08 1994 19:45 | 5 | 
|  | Re: <<< Note 162.28 by SEAPIG::PERCIVAL "I'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-RO" >>>
>>	Well call us when you get a REAL gun. Like a S&W 25-5 (45 LONG Colt)
LONG Colt?  Just how long is that, Jim? :-)
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| 162.30 |  | SEAPIG::PERCIVAL | I'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-RO | Thu Dec 08 1994 19:50 | 10 | 
|  |      <<< Note 162.29 by PEAKS::OAKEY "The difference? About 8000 miles" >>>
>LONG Colt?  Just how long is that, Jim? :-)
	Some secrets are best left unexposed. ;-)
Jim
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| 162.31 | Talk Hard | SNOC02::MACKENZIEK | o...ex-SUBURB::DAVISM | Thu Dec 08 1994 21:25 | 4 | 
|  |     The buldge in my pants isn't a gun 'cause I don't own one/want one.
    
    When, in the situation, where I have a gun shoved in my face, I tend
    to use the Jedi mind trick. Works all the time.
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| 162.32 |  | RDGE44::ALEUC8 |  | Fri Dec 09 1994 05:24 | 1 | 
|  |     we aren't allowed guns over here ...
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| 162.33 |  | GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER | Montanabound, oneof these days | Fri Dec 09 1994 07:30 | 3 | 
|  |     
    
    The big question is, how sensitive is your trigger........
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| 162.34 | <--- !!! | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Perdition | Fri Dec 09 1994 08:24 | 1 | 
|  |     
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| 162.35 |  | BIGQ::MARCHAND |  | Fri Dec 09 1994 08:25 | 1 | 
|  |     .31  Is it a roll of dimes?
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| 162.36 | POP!WIZ!BANG! | SUBURB::DUHIGR |  | Fri Dec 09 1994 08:26 | 3 | 
|  |     I don't own a gun but I got a very large BOOM STICK.
    
   
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| 162.37 |  | SUBPAC::SADIN | generic, PC personal name. | Fri Dec 09 1994 08:32 | 10 | 
|  |     
    
    	re: percival
    
    
    	S&W 25-5 eh? fired one of those before....very nice. Now if I could
    somehow latch onto an HK-G3, then my manhood would be complete...;*)
    
    
    jim
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| 162.38 |  | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Fri Dec 09 1994 10:36 | 4 | 
|  |     Chels has hit in on the head (oo-er) same goes for watches.  The bigger
    the dial, the smaller the smile.
    
    Brian
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| 162.39 |  | SUBPAC::SADIN | generic, PC personal name. | Fri Dec 09 1994 11:07 | 5 | 
|  |     
    
    	watches????
    
    
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| 162.40 |  | MPGS::MARKEY | My big stick is a Beretta | Fri Dec 09 1994 11:39 | 6 | 
|  |     Some myns have a Derringer: it's easily concealed but only good for
                                one shot.
    
    Some myns have a Magnum:    big, but for some tastes, they're hard to
                                control and the muzzle velocity is too
                                high.
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| 162.41 |  | POLAR::RICHARDSON | G��� �t�R �r�z� | Fri Dec 09 1994 14:43 | 1 | 
|  |     I've got a Super Soaker, if that means anything....
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| 162.42 |  | MPGS::MARKEY | My big stick is a Beretta | Fri Dec 09 1994 14:45 | 5 | 
|  |     It means it's easier to wet yourself...
    
    YVW.
    
    -b
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| 162.43 |  | SUBPAC::SADIN | generic, PC personal name. | Fri Dec 09 1994 15:03 | 7 | 
|  | 
	re: .41
	BWWAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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| 162.44 |  | ODIXIE::CIAROCHI | One Less Dog | Fri Dec 09 1994 18:01 | 1 | 
|  |     No.
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| 162.45 |  | ODIXIE::CIAROCHI | One Less Dog | Fri Dec 09 1994 18:03 | 10 | 
|  |     However, some very big guns shoot tiny bullets.
    
    And .50 cal derringers are not at all uncommon.
    
    I know for a fack that MadMikes pistola heaves a bigger 'round bullet
    than his long gun.
    
    Of course, his long gun's shorter and smaller than mine...
    
    This is a complicated issue, y'all, and not one to be taken lightly...
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| 162.46 | :^) | VMSNET::M_MACIOLEK | Four54 Camaro/Only way to fly | Fri Dec 09 1994 18:14 | 4 | 
|  |     > I know for a fack that MadMikes pistola heaves a bigger 'round bullet
    
    Please Mike, leave me outta this deal.  I'm modest.  
    (and my wife is preggo.... **BANG BANG BANG BANG**) 
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| 162.47 | Trust the Force Luke! | DNEAST::BRAGG_GARY |  | Thu Jan 05 1995 19:16 | 10 | 
|  |      RE: 162.31
                 
    	 You will put the gun down.
    
    	 I will put the gun down
    
    	 You will run away screaming.
    	
    	Yipe., yipe Yipe.
    		
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| 162.48 | Talk Hard | SNOFS1::DAVISM | And monkeys might fly outa my butt! | Thu Jan 05 1995 22:14 | 1 | 
|  |     Exactly ! Still works to this day.
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