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Conference back40::soapbox

Title:Soapbox. Just Soapbox.
Notice:No more new notes
Moderator:WAHOO::LEVESQUEONS
Created:Thu Nov 17 1994
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:862
Total number of notes:339684

162.0. "Correlation between manhood and gun size. ????" by GMT1::TEEKEMA (Ms Jones created Barney..) Thu Dec 08 1994 14:33

	Is there any correlation between a mans prowess,
or what ever you want to call it, and the size/number of
his gun(s) ??????







P.S. I hear Gene is quite a man %^)
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162.1SUBPAC::SADINgeneric, PC personal name.Thu Dec 08 1994 14:397


	I carry a stainless .45, if that tells you anything....;*)


jim
162.2CALDEC::RAHthe truth is out there.Thu Dec 08 1994 15:042
    
    I carry a panzerfaust 
162.3GUMDRP::MARKEYMy big stick is a BerettaThu Dec 08 1994 15:204
    No, no correlation whatsoever. However, in both cases, I'd let a woman
    touch, but plant any guy who tried to... :-) :-)
    
    -b
162.4SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareThu Dec 08 1994 15:391
    i tend to prefer bull-barreled target rifles...
162.5Where would someone who owned a Vickers rate?PEAKS::OAKEYThe difference? About 8000 milesThu Dec 08 1994 15:430
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162.7AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaThu Dec 08 1994 16:293
    Crap?? Gotta be Haags Sheep and Crap Shop again.:) 
    
    .0 Is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
162.8CSOA1::LEECHannuit coeptis novus ordo seclorumThu Dec 08 1994 16:511
    What if you carry an uzzi?  8^)
162.9GMT1::TEEKEMATangerine Dream.Thu Dec 08 1994 16:5217
	RE .7

	I am a VERY happy kinda guy   %^)


	What I was wondering though, Is it:

	"The bigger the gun the bigger the ......"

	or

	"The bigger the gun the smaller the....."



	Inquiring minds want to know %^)
162.10MPGS::MARKEYMy big stick is a BerettaThu Dec 08 1994 16:532
    In either case, if you're any good with it, it doesn't matter a whole
    lot...
162.11POWDML::BUCKLEYI [heart] Roller Coasters!Thu Dec 08 1994 16:561
    What does John Wayne Bobbit own?
162.12GAVEL::JANDROWAu naturelle..back 2 basicsThu Dec 08 1994 16:566
    
    
    gee...that makes corky one hell of a man!!!!!
    
    
    
162.13POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionThu Dec 08 1994 16:594
    
    .10 
    
    Yeah, that's what they all say 8^).
162.14MPGS::MARKEYMy big stick is a BerettaThu Dec 08 1994 17:016
    RE: .13
    
    All I can tell you is I've been thinking about getting a Colt Python
    so I'd have a matched set. :-)
    
    -b
162.15POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionThu Dec 08 1994 17:024
    
    <-- (I suppose this would be funnier if I had a clue what a Colt Python
    looked like 8^)).     
    
162.16MPGS::MARKEYMy big stick is a BerettaThu Dec 08 1994 17:034
    C'mon over, I'll show you. The Python that is. No, the Colt Python...
    oh jeez. I quit.
    
    -b
162.17oh dear!POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionThu Dec 08 1994 17:041
    
162.18MPGS::MARKEYMy big stick is a BerettaThu Dec 08 1994 17:043
    >What does John Wayne Bobbit own?
    
    A snubnose.
162.19GMT1::TEEKEMATangerine Dream.Thu Dec 08 1994 17:057
	Well let's ask the babes....

	Mz Debra, what would you prefer, a man with a big gun or a
small gun ????		%^)

	BTW: No one has attempted the suggest the corelation %^(
162.20MPGS::MARKEYMy big stick is a BerettaThu Dec 08 1994 17:063
    >What does John Wayne Bobbit own?
    
    On second thought, he also has a sawn-off shotgun.
162.21GMT1::TEEKEMATangerine Dream.Thu Dec 08 1994 17:074
	RE .20

	With or without pump action ???
162.22MPGS::MARKEYMy big stick is a BerettaThu Dec 08 1994 17:092
    I don't know, but he has to suffer the indignity of lower capacity
    magazines now as well.
162.23BSS::DEASONHit&#039;em where they ain&#039;tThu Dec 08 1994 17:164
    A friend of mine used to say, "It's not big, but it spins".
    
    
    Marty
162.24MPGS::MARKEYMy big stick is a BerettaThu Dec 08 1994 17:234
    I'll tell ya'. You ain't felt nothin' 'til they need to redo your
    rifling...
    
    -b
162.25Delicate subjectBSS::DEASONHit&#039;em where they ain&#039;tThu Dec 08 1994 17:261
    <<-----OUCHHH!!!!!
162.26SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideThu Dec 08 1994 17:457
        In a previous  life,  I used to professionally support a sub of
        radar controlled Bofors 40/70s  and  then  discovered  105mm SP
        rifles.
        
        Now, _that's_ a gun!
        
        :*)
162.27OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Thu Dec 08 1994 18:575
    Re: .12
    
    >that makes corky one hell of a man!!!!!
    
    Depends on whether the relationship is inversely proportional.
162.28SEAPIG::PERCIVALI&#039;m the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROThu Dec 08 1994 19:159
        <<< Note 162.1 by SUBPAC::SADIN "generic, PC personal name." >>>

>	I carry a stainless .45, if that tells you anything....;*)

	Well call us when you get a REAL gun. Like a S&W 25-5 (45 LONG Colt)

	;-)

Jim
162.29PEAKS::OAKEYThe difference? About 8000 milesThu Dec 08 1994 19:455
Re: <<< Note 162.28 by SEAPIG::PERCIVAL "I'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-RO" >>>

>>	Well call us when you get a REAL gun. Like a S&W 25-5 (45 LONG Colt)

LONG Colt?  Just how long is that, Jim? :-)
162.30SEAPIG::PERCIVALI&#039;m the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROThu Dec 08 1994 19:5010
     <<< Note 162.29 by PEAKS::OAKEY "The difference? About 8000 miles" >>>


>LONG Colt?  Just how long is that, Jim? :-)

	Some secrets are best left unexposed. ;-)

Jim


162.31Talk HardSNOC02::MACKENZIEKo...ex-SUBURB::DAVISMThu Dec 08 1994 21:254
    The buldge in my pants isn't a gun 'cause I don't own one/want one.
    
    When, in the situation, where I have a gun shoved in my face, I tend
    to use the Jedi mind trick. Works all the time.
162.32RDGE44::ALEUC8Fri Dec 09 1994 05:241
    we aren't allowed guns over here ...
162.33GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERMontanabound, oneof these daysFri Dec 09 1994 07:303
    
    
    The big question is, how sensitive is your trigger........
162.34<--- !!!POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionFri Dec 09 1994 08:241
    
162.35BIGQ::MARCHANDFri Dec 09 1994 08:251
    .31  Is it a roll of dimes?
162.36POP!WIZ!BANG!SUBURB::DUHIGRFri Dec 09 1994 08:263
    I don't own a gun but I got a very large BOOM STICK.
    
   
162.37SUBPAC::SADINgeneric, PC personal name.Fri Dec 09 1994 08:3210
    
    
    	re: percival
    
    
    	S&W 25-5 eh? fired one of those before....very nice. Now if I could
    somehow latch onto an HK-G3, then my manhood would be complete...;*)
    
    
    jim
162.38CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantFri Dec 09 1994 10:364
    Chels has hit in on the head (oo-er) same goes for watches.  The bigger
    the dial, the smaller the smile.
    
    Brian
162.39SUBPAC::SADINgeneric, PC personal name.Fri Dec 09 1994 11:075
    
    
    	watches????
    
    
162.40MPGS::MARKEYMy big stick is a BerettaFri Dec 09 1994 11:396
    Some myns have a Derringer: it's easily concealed but only good for
                                one shot.
    
    Some myns have a Magnum:    big, but for some tastes, they're hard to
                                control and the muzzle velocity is too
                                high.
162.41POLAR::RICHARDSONG��� �t�R �r�z�Fri Dec 09 1994 14:431
    I've got a Super Soaker, if that means anything....
162.42MPGS::MARKEYMy big stick is a BerettaFri Dec 09 1994 14:455
    It means it's easier to wet yourself...
    
    YVW.
    
    -b
162.43SUBPAC::SADINgeneric, PC personal name.Fri Dec 09 1994 15:037

	re: .41


	BWWAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

162.44ODIXIE::CIAROCHIOne Less DogFri Dec 09 1994 18:011
    No.
162.45ODIXIE::CIAROCHIOne Less DogFri Dec 09 1994 18:0310
    However, some very big guns shoot tiny bullets.
    
    And .50 cal derringers are not at all uncommon.
    
    I know for a fack that MadMikes pistola heaves a bigger 'round bullet
    than his long gun.
    
    Of course, his long gun's shorter and smaller than mine...
    
    This is a complicated issue, y'all, and not one to be taken lightly...
162.46:^)VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyFri Dec 09 1994 18:144
    > I know for a fack that MadMikes pistola heaves a bigger 'round bullet
    
    Please Mike, leave me outta this deal.  I'm modest.  
    (and my wife is preggo.... **BANG BANG BANG BANG**) 
162.47Trust the Force Luke!DNEAST::BRAGG_GARYThu Jan 05 1995 19:1610
     RE: 162.31
                 
    	 You will put the gun down.
    
    	 I will put the gun down
    
    	 You will run away screaming.
    	
    	Yipe., yipe Yipe.
    		
162.48Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Jan 05 1995 22:141
    Exactly ! Still works to this day.