Conference back40::soapbox

	I thought this note was about nuking Tobins....

	I'll have tee martooni's..........

    "Scotch and Kalhua... not a real drink" <- From Wings

    I said we'll have it by tuesday....

    ooops, wrong note.
    
    What is this one about anyway?
    

	<--- can't you read?? this is the Nook Cafe.
	
	Sit down. Have a pint.
	
	
	;-)
	

	
	

    
    put it back in ::friends...
    
    

    garbage note, indicative of a brain dead basenoter. What's new?

    
    
    Well ::Levesque, it did get you to reply.
    
    My hope is that Haag does't `CRAP' on it!!

    here, i'll save gene the trouble.
    
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    Sorry smurf, I said "HAAG"!!!!!!!

	
	mind if I slip behind the bar and mix a tequila sunrise?
thanks....

    get me an R&R&R while yer at it!

    A Guinness on tap, please...

    	There used to be a place called the Struck Cafe (if I recall
    	correctly) in Worcester, MA that sold crepes.  Quaint place,
    	with non-matching tables and chairs.  Bring your own wine.
    
    	Is it still there?

    
    In case anyone cares...The original Nook cafe is on rt 20, just off
    rts 10 & 202 where they merge briefly with 20 in Westfield, Ma.
    
    Write mail and I'll give directions seeing that I've lived ( in
    an apartment over)  there three years now.
    
    Stoney

    Where the hell 'r the cherries? I can't have a damm bourbon
    manhattan without a ...
    
    Oh, thank you.  Maybe when I'm done drinkin' this I'll tie a knot
    in the stem with my tongue for ya. It's a swell trick.
    
    

	RE> .16 - the Struck (formerly The Struck of Loke) is still there.

	Barkeep -- Lagavulin neat in a snifter please...spring water on
	the side.

	all drinks are up! enjoy ladies and gentlemen. Anyone care for coffee or
tea this morning? We have a lovely expresso also....


the tarbender

    
    I'll have a latte.  MSO2-3/A1.

	Nothing better than starting your morning with
a good stiff shot of booze.....%^}

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    Boat drinks for the house please, on me.  
    
    
    Brian

	Earl Grey and Bailey's please...

    
    .24
    
    Oh boy, with fruit and little umbrellas?

    
    
    Cafe et Calvados pour moi!!!
    

    > Cafe et Calvados pour moi!!!
    
    alongside, i assume?  you wouldn't really pollute calvados by putting
    coffee in it...?

    
    Rep .28  Dick
    
    >>>alongside, i assume?  you wouldn't really pollute calvados by
       putting coffee in it...?
    
    
    	But of course!!! Only a godless infidel would actually put calva
       into cafe!!! 
    
    	-mike
    

    
    I'll have a r-r-r-r-r-r-r-rubber biscuit!
    

    Hey! Boat drinks ain't got no fruit except the odd wedge of lime, maybe
    a cherry but never skewered together (or alone).  They ain't got no 
    umbrellas or any unnatural shades of blue.  No sweet sugary goo added 
    either.  
    
    Start with rum over ice, preferrably dark, preferrably Mount Gay.  
    Add something.  
    Squeeze lime in glass.  
    Drop squeezed lime rind in glass. 
    Stir with finger.  
    Drink.
    Repeat as necessary.
    
    Variants use of a blender to concoct daiquiris, rumaritas etc.
    
    Deviants use umbrellas and unnatural blue colorings :-).

    
    
    	I need some waitresses to help me out here. Would the MSO babes
    care to assist? You'll have to pass my entrance exam tho...;*)
    
    
    jim

    .29
    
    oh, well, that'a all right, then.  carry on.

    
    I've cocktail waitressed before.  No problem.
    
    ...what exactly is the exam, tho?!

    re: .32    
    <------   :^{}
    
    
    

    
    So, er, Intern, you're saying you'd like to be a cocktail waitress?
    

    
    
    	cool, yer hired...ta heck with the exam, I need the help.
    
    	BTW, required waitressing uniform is a leather mini and fishnets
    with a halter top....are you ok with that?
    
    
    jim

OK?  She is STUNNING in that!

    WITH, Phil, not IN!
    
    8^)

	<<---- Oh me gosh Mz Debra....... Now I can't wipe
that smirk of my face for the rest of the day.....%^)



	Wow, whistle, drool, whistle, bark bark........

    RE: .36
    
    Nooooo no no noooooo ....  
    
    I just thought he had a NERVE givin' a entrance exam ta
    the MSO babes.
    
    I just drink 'em and mix em' ... delivery not included. Unless,
    of course I'm hostin' a party or somethin'.
    
    

    Deirdre?  Are you interested in a pair of black silks with seams and a
    frilly apron?  There is a job opening it appears.
    

    
    This I gotta see 8^).

I've got a photo of Deirdre before the uniform,
I think?!?!?!?!?!

Now we need an "after" pose.


joanne

    
    
    	I think we can work something out here.....:*)
    
    
    	it's happy hour! Drinks are on the house until 1pm! (so it's a bit
    over an hour...quit complainin'!)
    
    
    jim

	Hey Jim,  

	Sounds like you run a 1st class (or is that Class 1)
	establishment!

	Have you advised the patrons about the dress code....
	safety glasses, hoods and booties, bunny suits?

	No contamination, please!	;^)  ;^)

	joanne

	RE .46

	Well I don't know about you, but my whole point
of wanting to go over there would be to get "contaminated" %^)

	Teeks, you're absolutely allowed to contaminate
	yourself.  It's protecting the environs around
	ya from contamination.

	And considering this crowd, it prolly ain't such
	a bad idea!

	joanne

	Well in that case I would be concerned about having our
Box babes exposed to such contamination......%^)


	S A V E   the   B A B E S...............

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| S A V E   the   B A B E S...............


	First intelligent thing you've said in here...

	Somedays, somedays, I do have my bright spots.

	Wouldn't want it to happen too often, I have
a reputation to keep up.....%^)

    
    well, if it ain't a frozne mudslide, at least make sure it has lots of
    fruit and umbrellas...gotta eat, ya know...  :>
    
    and as far as waitressin' goes, i'll lend a hand or two...i'll even
    wear the mini and 'nets...but i will NOT wear a halter top...that would
    kill yer business quicker than servin' to a minor.
    
    and i refuse to take any test.  i'm raq...
    
    

    
    
    	I need an R&R&R!
    
    
    If .52's not wearin a halter top....?

    
    
    i meant i'd would not wear a halter top...i'll wear something with more
    material...
    
    
    

    
    Oh!
    
    
    Meanwhile....Where's my R&R&R tarbender???

	RE .54

	Shoot, you just ruined a perfectly good picture........%^)

    Please excuse my ignorance, but what is an R&R&R??? And, since I seem
    to have fallen behind, please give me a Prairie Fire, and something to
    wash it down with.
    
    Marty

    
    
    R&R&R = Rock & Rye on the rocks.
    
    The rock in rock and rye is Rock candy syrup, so it's very sweet &
    sticky!!!

	One R&R&R coming right up TonE! All other drinks are up!


jim

p.s. - raq don't need no stinkin' interview....she's raq. I'd be much obliged if
she'd wear the halter top tho'...;*)

	Could be real fun with that "sticky" stuff around %^)

	I'll have whatever s/he's having.......

    
    	I'll have the rat-on-a-stick.

	care for some bat guano with that?

	I'll have the goat eye soup with some crackers.....yummmm

	How about some rocky mountain oysters....

    i'd rather have spam.

    I don't _LIKE_ spam!

    .62
    
    No, but a roast loin of Barney might do the trick.

    And then we have number four, crunchy frog...

        That would make my nipples explode with delight!
        
        &y
        

    Bloody vikings.

	I'd prefer a Spring Surprise.

	joanne

	Any SPAM burgers ??????

    RE: SPAM burgers ... and other disgusting inedibles ...
    
    Nope ... see the big chalkboard over the bar ... that's all they
    have in here.
    
    	Nachos (loaded of course)
    	Buffalo Wings (in several degrees of intensity)
    	Big 1/3 lb. burger (w/ or w/out options)
    	Fries
    	Chef's Salad 
    	Spinach Salad (with warm bacon dressing if ya want)
    	Caesar Salad (no they will NOT hold the garlic or anchovies)
    	and assorted munchies (peanuts, popcorn, and chips n' dip.
    
    
    SPAM burgers ... Harumph!
    

    .72
    
    on that caesar...
    
    do they make the dressing at the table?

    
    I don't know if they always do, but they did yesterday when I
    ordered it.
    
    

    
    dressing is optional... :>
    
    (and chico...trust me...i am doing you a favor by insisting on some
    other top attire...gravity won...)
    
    

    
    salad dressing or dressing as in clothing?
    
    
    

    Oh dear.
    

    
    i'll never telll
    
    
    
    

	drinks are up! Anyone care for some fresh bread and sweat cream butter?
I just baked the bread this minute....MMMMMmmmmmmmmm....

re: raq

	I kinda like that gravity thingy tho'...;*)

    
    "I'll have a cooooool water sandwich..."
    

    Another Guinness, please...for the drive home.  8^)

	One for the road Steve? :)


	Coffee's on folks. Hot water is on for tea....


jim

    .79:
    
    What on earth is "sweat cream butter"?
    
    Dick

    >> -< The things that come to mind make me bilious >-
    
    It's not as bad as the thought of some pimply adolescent in the back of
    McDonald's whipping up a batch of "special sauce" for the Big Macs.
    
    -b

    
    Nooks can't cook.
    
    								-mr. bill

    
    Kan too!
    
    
    
    
    Chef tell.

    
    
    re: sweat butter
    
    	oops! I meant sweet of course....I'd just gotten back from a
    run...;*)
    
    
    

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    HHH     HHH  EEEEEEEEEE  LLLLLLLLL  LLLLLLLLL    OOOOOO        !!

	One usual, coming up! Here's the box of straws you requested....

    
    Gimme another *one* today.
    
    
    But I'll take a few more tomorrow to kick the four day weekend
    off!!!

    I wish these people would keep this false lovingness to the Friends
    conference only(we are so sick of niceness).
    
                                                  Lots of Huggies(belch)
    
                                                            

    Shut your festering gob then!

    -1
    You sound as though you're very rugged,manly & exciting...
    
    Why don't you go exploring....
    
    Shove your head up your a$$.
    
    Dionne. 

    If I could do that, I'd be rich and, well, sore I guess.

    Then you'd be as you have been for masny years....
    
    A pain in the a$$ !
    
    :-))

    And sh*t faced too.

    Shut up the both of yous or i'll batter yous.
    
                                          

    Is that the simpleton's word of the week..."yous".
    Davie.

	I need something VERY strong to get me through today.....

	Tarbender, how's about a double shot of Vodka.....(hik)...

    
    
    Gimme double what 67.143 had.

    I would like a double bucky on the rocks,
    Thanks very much GenderBender.
    
                                       Lots of huggies(Boch)
    
                                                        Robina

    
    
    	Big hugs to all you scottish folks....'specially after the childish
    mess you left in ::friends. How thoughtful to enter such gibberish so
    close to the holidays.
    
    
    	jim
    
    p.s. - I by no means mean all scottish folks, just the immature little
    dweebs I've dealt with today....
    
    

    RE-1
    Have you got a job in DEC?
    (You seem to spend all your time in conferences-no wonder Dec is having
    financial troubles-paying you for doing nil.) 
    
    Have you got a sense of humour?
    (It seems a lot of people out there have difficulties coming to term
    with a sarcastic type of humour- Our sense of humour is abusive but is
    is supposed to be taken with a pinch of salt -You people(in america)
    seem to think that youre type of humour is the only humour that should
    be used in these conferences and frankly that is discriminating,a lot
    of youre humour is good and witty but most of it is flat and you should
    look past the boundaries of america(as a lot of americans think america
    is the world) for a different style now and again.
    YOU TAKE THINGS PERSONALLY
    
    Why are you so serious?
    I haven't met a bunch of people like you lot and I don't want too
    either,I don't mean to offend but you are really boring people who
    take things far too seriously and you should really Get a Life.
    
    Accept that we have a long-standing culture and our abusive homour has
    been derived from it. 

    
       ah, that's why we Americans are the way we are... We don't take
    it with a pinch of salt....  Just a pinch..... ouch!!!!
    
        Wozie

>>  UNBELIEVABLE-ONLY AMERICANS

Not worry, dear.  It'll begin to make sense in a
few years, after you've gone through puberty.

Chin up 'til then.

	re: .105

	I remember my first beer too.....


jim

p.s. - sounds like he's just PO'd that he's going to have to work for Motorola.
Relax pal....with your attitude you'll be out on yer arse soon enuff...

    Re-1
    At least with Motorola we shall be guaranteed a future.What is round
    the corner for you my little American ego'd buddy-why not ask Wall St.
    Me think you'll ne out on yer arse 1st.
    

	Nah, they'll sell us to Motorola too. and if they don't, I'll get a job
somewhere else and make more cash. Life ain't DEC and DEC ain't life. If it goes
under, someone else will pick up the slack.

	And I repeat, bog off.....


jim

    Bog off -I can see that you are copying our humour now!!!
    Is this because you have none yourself.
    
                   I think you are the protruding vein of my member.
    
                               

    
    
    	HEY SADIN,
    
    		Your finally getting the hang of this...
    
    
    ps.It's a big vein.....
    

    
    These replys are all in vein.

    
    It looks like the "We is wind-up artists" wannabees in scotland
    were bored.
    
    Kinda reminds me of the old ::BORING days.

	ah, I'd almost forgot about ::BORING....lovely place....

    
    
    I could use a six pack right about now!!!

	I'll have a bottle of your finest Champagne please.....%^)

    
    
    	Champagne and a 6 pack, coming up!
    
    

    
    Can I have a 'long slow comfortable screw against the wall' then please?
    
    POL

    
    
    	errrr...let me get one of my waitress' for ya....;*)
    
    

    This reminds me of a true story... I was with some people once (I
    hesitate to call them friends), and we were in a bar. One of the guys
    was being extremely fresh with a cocktail waitress and it was clear
    she didn't like it. Everytime she came to the table he'd make a crack
    about her "huge trax 'o land" (my replacement phrase). Anyway, I hope
    the rest of this story doesn't get deleted for R.O., because it really
    can't be told any other way...
    
    At one point, she brought a drink over and plunked it down in front of
    him and said "Here, this drink is on the house." He had a pleased look
    on his face and asked her "what is it?". She responded: "It's a blow
    job. You need it."
    
    =b

 just full of charming anecdotes, aren't you, bri.

    
    
    	reminds me of the time a bunch of us took a  limo to THE FOXY LADY
    in Rhode Island. This extremely sexy woman walks over to me with a tray
    full of drinks and says "you want a blow job?". It took me more than a
    moment to realize she was talking about a drink.....:*)
    
    
    jim

    .123
    
    you sure she meant a drink ? 
    spose she didn't ....
    doh !!!

    Shucks. I get the feeling charming wasn't quite the word you were
    searching for Lady Di... I guess I've just spent too much time on
    "the other side of the tracks..."
    
    -b

	What is a blow job, the drinkI mean ??

	What's in it ?

    Don't know actually... it looks like it might be a Kahlua (sp?) type
    drink... dark, frothy...
    
    I _am_ describing the drink. Honest!!!
    
    -b

    
    deb, tine...don't you dare....
    
    
    

    
    <-- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA{gasp}HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
    
    
    
    
    {ahem} I'm fine, really.

    
        Can you mix drinks?  Like can you drink a blow job first , then
    the screw? Or can you only drink one or the other?
    
    

	I think the question is more "How many can you handle" ?.

	4-5 would be my limit %^)

    Since I only have one, I can only handle one.

    
    
    <---   %^>
    
    
    debraaaaaaa......
    

    
    Now then, I didn't tell, did I?  I didn't tell the funny story about you 
    and the drink known as a blowjob.  I didn't even hint that there WAS a
    funny, no, make that hysterical, story about you and the dkaa blowjob.
    

    
    Yeah, I didn't tell about the Aussies, or the bodyshots, or your
    swandive, or the rape and pillage of the donut shop, or the waving 
    and howling.

    
       Oh my,,, he raped a donut?
    
       
        .119 When your up against the wall, do they call you Lena?

    
    Er, well, we did get two dozen donuts between the five of us so I
    suppose anything is possible...

    
    
    yes, their first trip to dunkin' donuts was rather amusing.  i bet the
    chic behind the counter was talking about it for hours after...
    
    my swandive???  yeah, i guess i was pretty graceful, eh???
    
    

    
    >>... the
    >>chic behind the counter was talking about it for hours after...

	i guess there is an off-chance you meant "sheik" here.  ;>

    Would theat have been Sheik Yerbouti by any chance?  
    
    Brian

    
    took me a minute, but no, it was a chic....:>
    
    

    	A Blow Job (the drink) is simply a shot of rootbeer schappes with
    whipped cream on top. It is "supposed" to be drank by setting it on the
    table, and with no hands picking it up with your mouth and swallowing
    everything in one gulp.
    
    
    
    							Just being helpfull
    								S.R.

    Hey Ms Debra, if you don't want to tell that story, how about just
    whispering it to me?
    
    -- Jim

    
    Just between you & me, Jim 8^)?

    
    
    You should be ashamed of youselves!!!!!!
    
    
    	Yes you!!! The ones that dial 0 instead of 1-800-collect!!!
    
    
    
    
    ;-)

    Watch it Jim. Mz.Debra has a whisper that could sail a thousand Galaxy
    Class Starships.

	I'll have a virgin Mary please........

     I think she went home for the day.
    

    
    
    	I'll page her....
    
    

    She's already been booked....

	Well then, where's Bloody Mary........????




	I need it bad............%^(

    What, a bloody mary or a warm moist rogering?

    Aren't those the same thing?

>> What, a bloody mary or a warm moist rogering?


	I'll take the Bloody Mary now and the warm moist
rogering when I get home..............TYVM.

    
    
    	coffee anyone? <yawn>
    

    
       bloody Mary?  I think she's got pms.....   pretty messy stuff

Bloody Mary is the girl I love (dum dum dum)
Bloody Mary is the girl I love (dum dum dum)
Bloody Mary is the girl I love
Now ain't that too damn bad!

Her skin is tender as DiMaggio's glove (dum dum dum)
Her skin is tender as DiMaggio's glove (dum dum dum)
Her skin is tender as DiMaggio's glove
Now ain't that too damn bad!

Bloody Mary's chewin' betel nuts (dum dum dum)
She is always chewin' betel nuts (dum dum dum)
Bloody Mary's chewin' betel nuts
And she don't use Pepsodent!
Now ain't that too damn bad!

	wow...good tune...:*)

    Betel Nuts.  Rumored to produce a mildly narcotic effect.  Chewed on by
    a large portion of the Polynesian and Micronesian peoples.  Has a
    horribly caustic effect on tooth enamel.  
    
    Brian

    It's Friday. Bartender, fill 'er up.  Bourban manhattan on the rocks
    if ya don't mind. I'll take some Jim Beam green if ya have it.
    
    
    

    Have a Saranac Lager man!

    
    I'll have a boilermaker, and keep 'em coming.

    shots of tequila with Brador chasers.

	make my tequila Cuervo 1800! 

    And now, wash it down with a box of wine!

    <---- Yessssssss!!  I have a great little Chardonnay Lite chilling down
    as we speak.  Wonder if Amory's will let me tap it in honour of the
    Teekoff? 

    I would have a Saranac Lager if I could find one. Ya got any?
    
    (Not that it has any relation to the real Adirondack village.)
    
    

    Is there such a think as Satanic Lager? :-) :-)

    
    
    	sure...got a bottle right here...:*)
    
    

	I'll take a bottle of champagne and a Box Babe to go
please tarbender........%^)

    Well I have seen a Red Devil Ale.  Would that do?  

    They serve Saranac Lager at clark's at the Westford. It's bottled by
    the Adirondack Brewing Company, Utica N.Y.

	none of what, none of what?

	Tarbender, give me your strongest drink and line em' up.

I have 11 months of work I want to erase from my brain permanently..

    Sloshing everything down with a nice box of wine.

	A BOX........!#$@%^$@%$@		Cossack.........%^(

	no need to slosh down 1800 with anything ('specially wine)!
	goes down smoooth.

	Any good wine must at least have a screw top
to smell......%^)

    
    
    HOW MUCH WORK DID YOU ACTUALLY DO IN THE 11 MONTHS?

    I think she is referring to a Cardboard Cab, Pouched Pinot Noir, Box o'
    Burgudy, Bag o' Bordeau, Cartoned Claret etc.  
    
    

    
    
    	re:                       -< I'm feeling faintly nauseous >-
    
    	now there's an oral exploit....;*)
    
    

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| Any good wine must at least have a screw top to smell......%^)


	Ahhh.... a Reunite man....

>> HOW MUCH WORK DID YOU ACTUALLY DO IN THE 11 MONTHS?

	Damned if I know........%^)

    I just received mail advertising "Beauty And The Beast On Ice." Now, I
    don't think I'll actually go and see BatBOI, but I was thinking it
    would make a damn fine name for a drink.
    
    So, I'll have one of those, whatever is in it!
    
    OK novice bar keeps, what would you put in such a drink?
    
    -b

    RE:  .192
    
    Hmmmmm ... the contents of such a drink would have to represent two
    extremes. One rather unforgiving, strong, difficult to swallow all by
    itself; the other sweet, silky-smooth, and with a warm finish. :^o
    
    Things that come to mind might be combinations of:
    
    	Akavit	and  Bailey's Irish Creme
    	Southern Comfort   and  Amaretto
    	Metaxa   and   Frangelica
    
    ooooshh ... I'm gettin' dizzy just think' about it.
    
    I'll hafta try somma these out and let ya know.
    

    
    
    	Wow, that's enuff to make the car drive itself home...;*)
    
    

    HHH     HHH  EEEEEEEEEE  LLL        LLL          OOOOOOO       !!
    HHH     HHH  EEEEEEEEEE  LLL        LLL         OOOOOOOOO     !!!!
    HHHHHHHHHHH  EEE         LLL        LLL        OOO     OOO    !!!!
    HHHHHHHHHHH  EEEEEE      LLL        LLL        OOO     OOO     !! 
    HHH     HHH  EEE         LLL        LLL        OOO     OOO       
    HHH     HHH  EEEEEEEEEE  LLLLLLLLL  LLLLLLLLL   OOOOOOOOO      !!
    HHH     HHH  EEEEEEEEEE  LLLLLLLLL  LLLLLLLLL    OOOOOO        !!

    
    BBB       A      RRRR    TTTTTTT  EEEEE  N   N  DDD    EEEEE  RRRR   
    B  B     A A     R   R      T     E      NN  N  D  D   E      R   R  
    BBB     AAAAA    RRRR       T     EEE    N N N  D   D  EEE    RRRR   
    B  B   A     A   R   R      T     E      N  NN  D  D   E      R   R  
    BBB   A       A  R    R     T     EEEEE  N   N  DDD    EEEEE  R    R 

    
    
    	one R&R&R, coming right up!
    
    
    

    
    
    Glugaglugagluga,...(BURP)

	Bartender.... could you set me up with a Bailey's on ice over
	here by the crackling fire?  I want to put my head back, rest
	my weary bones and listen to the mellow sounds of Sam as he tickles 
	the ivories.... Play it again Sam...

Gosh... what does a girl have to do to get a drink around this place?

    
    
    	Hey, no snarfin' in the cafe'! This is a family place....
    
    
    

    RE: 199
    
    
    Oh, I don't know. What would ya LIKE to do to get a drink?
    We're always open ta suggestions.
    
    

	Never mind... I went home with Sam and had a grand ole time!

    .... 203
    
    Hmm ... well if Sam showed ya such a good time, what're you doin' back
    here so fast? Did ya come ta brag about how much fun ya had, or wouldya
    like a drink?
    
    
    
    

	I don't need one anymore... my headaches gone   ;*)

    
    
    Bartender....large quantities of alcohol over here please....
    anything with a kick...just I.V. it into me.
    
    
    
    
    
    Thanks,
    
    Terrie
    

    
    
    	Goldschlager?
    
    :)
    

    
    
    EEEWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    
    
    
    Something else...anything else.
    
    
    Terrie
    

    
    
    	<snicker snicker snicker>
    
    	uzo(sp?) then?
    
    
    ;*)

    
    
    	why thank you mz. deb....
    
    
    

    
    I'll have one, if you're pouring.

    Well if you want to get hammered in fairly short order, perhaps I might
    recommend a couple of slippery nipples?  Those are usually good for
    taking the tension away in about 15 minutes.
    
    /Intern
    

    
    I thought those were "slippery cancers"?

    
    
    Mz. Deb, you took the words right out of my mouth!!  hehehehehe
    
    
    
    Terrie
    

    
    
    	drinks are on the house...I'm pourin'....
    
    
    

	Shoow long folshs.... I'sh  gotssha to be goin homenow... {hick}
                                          

    
    
    	somebody get the stretcher for this one......
    
    

    
    
    	Ok, it was suggested in the OJ note that I post this here too:
    
    	New drinking game.
    
    	Put on the TV, every time the name "OJ" is said, you drink.
    	I figure that between the news, Hardcopy, Current Affair ad
    	nauseum, I'd be plowed after an hour or two....
    

    
    
    	care to start a tab?
    
    :)

 And everytime they say "Johnny" as in Cochrane, say "flush it"..

    
    ...plowed?!

    
    
    	drunk, snookered, three sheets to the wind....plowed!  =)
    

    I like snooker. Great game.

    
    Er, I just know a different definition for plowed 8^).

    But you would get drunk on aaarange juice though.

    Can I have a bourbon manhattan please? I'm having difficulty
    understanding this strategy document I've just been handed. 
    
    
    /Intern

    Bartender ... I'll take another. This still isn't making any sense.
    

    
    
    	re: .225
    
    	Well yeah, there is that....  =)
    

    
    
    	drinks all around! Judy's payin'...
    
    
    

    I'll start with an aaaaaarange juice.

    
    
    	One aaaaaaaarange juice coming up!
    
    

    
    
    	Won't be very many rounds then!  I'm in the poor house!
    

    
    
    	better than the schmidt house....
    
    

    
    I'd like to be at the Pillar House.
                     

	I'm actually gonna leave at a half decent time tonight so
	that maybe I can get out of the dog house!

Join me in welcoming our house band, The Egos, back to the stage.....

	Out in the shiny night
	A rain was softly falling
	The tracks that ran down the boulevard
	Had all been washed away

	Out of the silver light
	The past came softly calling
	And I remember the times we spent
	Inside the NOOK cafe

	Oohhh... it seemed like a holy place
	Protected by amazing grace
	And we would sing right out loud
	The things we could not say

	We thought we could change this world
	With words like love and freedom
	We were part of the lonely crowd
	Inside the NOOK cafe

	Oohhh... expecting to find (???)
	We would meet on that beautiful shore in the sweet by and by

	Some of the dreams came true
	Some just passed away
	Some of them stayed behind
	Inside the NOOK cafe

	{guitar solo}

	The clouds rolled in
	And hit that shore
	Now that glory train
	It don't stop here no more

	Now I look at the years gone by
	And wonder at the powers that be
	I don't know why fortune smiles on some
	And lets the rest go free

	Maybe the time has drawn
	The faces I recall
	But things in this life change very slowly
	If they ever change at all

	No use in asking why
	It just turned out that way
	So meet me at midnight baby
	Inside the NOOK cafe

	Why don't you meet me at midnight baby
	Inside the NOOK cafe?

	{sax solo}

    {thund'rus applause!!!!!}
    
    Encore!
    

    
    
    	that wuz awesome...
    
    

    
    My good man, could you possibly find your way to making me a Tequila
    Sunrise, light on the grenadine. 

    
    
    	Of course! Coming right up....
    
    

    {Sqeeeeeeeak .... bang ....bump .. bump . bump} 
    (You know ... the noise the swinging door to the Nook Cafe' makes)
    
    "Bourbon manhattan ... rocks. Make it a double ... please. It's been a
    nasty week."
    
    {slump} 
    
    {sigh}
    
    {smile}
    
    "Let's Party! It's Friday!!"
    
    
    
    
    
    

    
    >"Let's Party! It's Friday!!"
    
    Yes!
    
    Barkeep,I wonder, do they make any drinks with fish in 'em
    here, I'm definitely in need of some brain food!!!! :-) :-)
    
    -b

    
>>    Barkeep,I wonder, do they make any drinks with fish in 'em

	shrimp cocktail?

    <---
    
    {chortle!}

    
    
    	drinks all around....it's friday dang it....
    
    
    

    
    
    	Yup....off to POETS in 1.5 hours....
    

    
    How can it be POETS if you're leaving at 5?!  8^)
    
    I've got a boilermaker waiting for me at 5:30 tonight so don't try to
    stop me from leaving on time.

    
    
    	???
    
    

    MzDeb wuz hanging near the Maynard Heating Supply factory, chatted up
    one of the assembly-line sheet-metal wohhkers (doubtlessly the guy in
    the tight jeans) and made a date wiv him at Amory's for right after the
    5:30 o'clock whistle.
    
    Well it's a theory!!
    
    |-{:-)
    

    
    Maynard Heating Supply factory?  Can I really find men in tight Levis
    there?  Inquiring minds and all that, oh, er, an intellectual exercise
    only, of course 8^o.

    
    
    	coffee anyone? Gad it's early......and on a saturday too.
    
    
    jim

    
    Go back to bed, Jim.

    
    
    	in the FAB mz. deb? I'd look awful funny all curled up on the
    raised floor, the laminar air flow rushing past my class 1 gortex clad
    body.....
    
    :*)
    
    

    Sheesh Jim, I thought you must be cute, what with all that interest in
    guns 'n' all, but I *never* fantasized that you have a class 1 body.
    
    Mz_Deb
    

    
    
    	mz_deb, yer name appears....ummm....different. Although I'd
    recognize that little chamber anywhere....
    
    

    |-{:-)
    

    
    Hey!

    Waal MzDeb, I dutifully chewned into WERS this AM at 11:45 only to
    suffer thru at least ~30 minutes of inane drivel before the Savoyards
    got on.  The voices were diviyahn and the musicianship lovely &
    entertaining.  The miking was abysmal and the MC was an inCREDible
    dimbulb, embarrassing to listen to.  Nowhere near the wattage of the
    worthies she was interviewing.  The quality of her questions and the
    emptiness of her ad-libbing was even more amateurish than the FCC
    probably had licensed.  But still I was glad I listened...  You guys
    were fun to hear!
    

    
    Oh, I'm glad you were patient and listened.  WERS never runs their live 
    spots on time, unfortunately 8^/.

	Taken from the Natick jail

	Liberated then on bail...

    
    
    	John, quite wearing them assault signs and you'll be all set! A
    nice, politically correct postage stamp (stapled to your forhead) would
    be much better. ;*)
    
    
    jim

    
    I want a REAL HOT coffee, in a soft styrofoam cup, TO GO!!
    

    re: .265
    
    I don't have a problem with that. And imagine, me without a cup holder
    in my car. :-)

    
    
    Sorry,i'm new to this conference. What is this all about?
    
    Last time i saw coded messages like this it was part of a secret 
    narcotic delivery scam being run in downtown Scunthorpe.If it
    is i think you should have thought out new code words,some of the ones
    in here are even the same, ie Tequila = LSD.
    
    Let me in on the Secret.
    
    
    Dennis ,Security.
    
    
    

Amazing! Someone from security with a bonafide username!

    I hope he hasn't got a bona !!! :*) 

    
    .267:
    
    Oh yeah???  Well...what's `coffee' mean then, smart guy?   :^)
    

re: .269

He might have some Tide, though, Martin.

    <-- A possibility !
    
    Oh, by the way, Coffee means death to security !!!! :*PPPPPppppPPpp

    
    
    	Hey security dood, do they evah let you guys turn on those neat
    yellow lights on top of the security vehicles? I know I'd be tempted to
    play with 'em all the time......
    
    

    
    
          No, but we do get to wind up the Clangers every now and again.
    
    
    
    DEN.

    
    
    Hey,
        Its over a month since anyone replied in here,i guess my narcotic
       guess was correct.Inspector morse eat your heart out.
    
    

    
    
    	Narcotics?
    
    

    I'll have a Bushwhacker please with a Painkiller chaser.  
    
    

    
    
    159.267 .....
    

    
    
    	ah! I had forgotten about our security lurkers.....
    
    

    
    I'm having one of Glenn's IPAs and a shot of Johnny Walker Red.
    
    

    <---- A babe with good habits.

I wish she wouldn't drink alone, though.

    She didn't, unless the cats were out for the night.

    
    Fargie was on my lap the entire time, altho he didn't express any
    interest in my drink 8^).
    
    It's truly rare that I drink alone.  However, last night really called
    for a boilermaker 8^).
    
    

Perhaps dumping a cold IPA down the director's shorts would have been
more gratifying.

    A bud lite, yes, but not one of my IPA's.

    
    I'll go armed with some MeisterBrau Thursday night.
    

    Put cayenne pepper in the directors shoes or something.

    
    Orange Whip?  Orange Whip?
    
    THREE ORANGE WHIPS!
    

    iii..I.II Couldn't get my suit from the cleaners...it wasn't my fault
    baby....

    Hey jc! That's my line you, you, you theeef!  Give it back or pay
    import duty on it!

    
    We'd especially like to welcome the members of Illinois' law enforcement
    community who have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom
    tonight.
    

    :-)

    Nobody has visited for awhile - this place must be out of service...

    
    
    	Nah, business is just slow. Here, I'll blow the dust off the
    guinness tap and pour you one....
    
    
    

	do you serve chocolate cherry porter?
	
	and, is it cherryy?  
	

blimey, it seems that VAXCAT's absence is having far reaching implications.  
Apparently it'll be back tomorrow sometime.

Chris.

    Does this place have Big Screen TV?  If so, would anybody like to join
    me for some B&B?

    Sounds like fun Chrisbert.
    
    Is Tazbert going to be there?

    No... Tazbert is still visiting.  However, Myrtlebert is doing a lot
    better and she's probably ready for some excitement. 

    Sorry, no B&B tonight. Its March and March means
    
    B-BALL!!!     :)

>				However, Myrtlebert is doing a lot
>    better and she's probably ready for some excitement. 

I'll see if I can dig up one of Slick's speeches for her, Chris.

    tell me:
    
    does the NOOK Cafe have a key for the front door?
    
    (obviously, it's a __________)

    Duh, what is it???

    
    I got a bad feeling about this.

    >     I got a bad feeling about this.
    
    you should.
    
    

    
    I'll have another tanqueray martini, not too dry, multiple olives, 
    ice back.
    

    
    	I don't know that one....but if you hum a few bars I'll try to fake
    it! :*)
    
    
    jim

    
    Repeat .307 in about an hour.
    
    8^q	
    
    

    
>    I'll have another tanqueray martini, not too dry, multiple olives, 
>    ice back.
    
    	mz_deb had two of these whilst we dined....she glows well. :)
    
    

	Jim, she only had 1 of them. The other one was VERY dry. At least when
her eyes were popping out of her head it seemed that way. :-)

    
    
    	her voice DID go up to octaves...(or was the two olives?)...:)

    
    I think the bartender just gestured vaguely at the glass with the vermouth
    bottle 8^).