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Conference back40::soapbox

Title:Soapbox. Just Soapbox.
Notice:No more new notes
Moderator:WAHOO::LEVESQUEONS
Created:Thu Nov 17 1994
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:862
Total number of notes:339684

145.0. "Beach Control" by WMOIS::GIROUARD_C () Wed Dec 07 1994 07:14

    Discuss... apparel, operating hours, anything granular...
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145.1LJSRV2::KALIKOWCyberian-AmericanWed Dec 07 1994 07:202
         Can it be long before someone enters "Things to Lick Today"?
                                                                     
145.2HBFDT1::SCHARNBERGSenior KodierwurstWed Dec 07 1994 08:531
    We've had that in the last box, Mr.Kalickow :-)
145.3LJSRV2::KALIKOWCyberian-AmericanWed Dec 07 1994 10:194
    And OBVIOUSLY I licked it, so where is it here then???!!!!
    
    |-{:-)
    
145.4CALDEC::RAHthe truth is out there.Wed Dec 07 1994 10:477
    
    like, they excersize heavy beach control here. 
    
    lifeguards are always shooing away kayakers and
    surfers from the nice part of the beach, relegating
    us to the rocky part near steamer lane. 
    
145.5AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaWed Dec 07 1994 10:544
    Trying to keep your sun glass's from steaming as some lovely wearing
    nothing pass's in parade...8^)----____-----__--->
    
    
145.6GMT1::TEEKEMAHolly sheep dip Batman.....Wed Dec 07 1994 10:553
	Never mind my son's, Trying not to be obvious with
my wife around..........%^(
145.7AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaWed Dec 07 1994 11:222
    How about..... trying to keep Ted Kennedys pants up!! Or his
    nephues...??
145.8GMT1::TEEKEMAHolly sheep dip Batman.....Wed Dec 07 1994 11:243
	I wonder if the term "True Gritt" was first uttered
at the beach ????????
145.9CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Wed Dec 07 1994 11:304


 What are nephues and how would Ted keep them up?
145.10AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaWed Dec 07 1994 12:341
    suspenders!! Big ones!!! 
145.11CSC32::J_OPPELTI'm an orca.Wed Dec 07 1994 16:161
    	Ogunquit.  An excellent beach to patrol.
145.12Jaggy JobbiesKIRKTN::RDOUGLASWed Dec 07 1994 18:4411
    
    You are lucky you have beaches good enough to enjoy leisure pursuits
    on.
    
    In the U.K. our beaches are very polluted.
    The sand and sea are full of used Condoms,Faeces and unwanted small 
    family pets that have been flushed down the John.
    
    Still , looking on the bright side you can go for a swim and get
    something to eat without leaving the water.
    
145.13BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Thu Dec 08 1994 10:1221
| <<< Note 145.12 by KIRKTN::RDOUGLAS >>>


| You are lucky you have beaches good enough to enjoy leisure pursuits on.

	But stay off the ones where they are good enough to enjoy leisure
suits on!

| The sand and sea are full of used Condoms,Faeces and unwanted small family 
| pets that have been flushed down the John.

	Doesn't the Jersey shore have this same problem????

| Still , looking on the bright side you can go for a swim and get
| something to eat without leaving the water.



                             *****PUUUUUUKE*****


145.14WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Dec 08 1994 10:321
    Naw... We lean more toward medical waste in this country!
145.15PCBUOA::LEFEBVREPCBU Asia/Pacific MarketingThu Dec 08 1994 12:531
    Saline.
145.16surfs upSTOWOA::ROSCHMon May 20 1996 10:102
    There's a major water main break on the roof of OGO. 1st. and 2d floors
    south have to evacuate