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| 92.1 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | Class Clown & Box Jester...%^) | Tue Nov 22 1994 13:26 | 3 |
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#%$!@%$#!@%$#!@%$#..........There, I feel much better.
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| 92.2 | | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Less government, stupid! | Tue Nov 22 1994 13:28 | 5 |
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Now go enter an ad in classifieds and be sure to follow the rules...
:)
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| 92.3 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | Class Clown & Box Jester...%^) | Tue Nov 22 1994 13:40 | 3 |
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If I didn't know better, I'd say your a mod waiting to
pounce.....%^) %^)
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| 92.4 | | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Less government, stupid! | Tue Nov 22 1994 13:42 | 5 |
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OPEN CLASSIFIED_ADS
SHOW MOD
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| 92.5 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | Class Clown & Box Jester...%^) | Tue Nov 22 1994 13:46 | 2 |
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I was joking.......................%^)
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| 92.6 | | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Less government, stupid! | Tue Nov 22 1994 13:48 | 2 |
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I wasn't....
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| 92.7 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | The Pantless Snow-Bagger | Tue Nov 22 1994 13:49 | 4 |
| <--- What a shock.
;-)
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| 92.8 | | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | Less government, stupid! | Tue Nov 22 1994 13:51 | 5 |
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Tain't it???
:)
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| 92.9 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Tue Nov 22 1994 14:53 | 15 |
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| 92.10 | :^) Nostrovya. | VMSNET::M_MACIOLEK | Four54 Camaro/Only way to fly | Tue Nov 22 1994 14:56 | 1 |
| Ya andy.... whatareyou a polack or sumptin?
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| 92.11 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | Class Clown & Box Jester...%^) | Tue Nov 22 1994 14:56 | 4 |
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Didn't take you very long did it Gene ????
Nice to see some things stay the same..........%^)
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| 92.12 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Tue Nov 22 1994 15:05 | 1 |
| crap is crap teeks.
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| 92.13 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | Class Clown & Box Jester...%^) | Tue Nov 22 1994 15:25 | 2 |
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No argument here Gene, just wondered why it took you so long. %^)
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| 92.14 | Better late than never.... | 56821::WOODFORD | AgeIsA NumberAndMine'sUnlisted. | Wed Nov 23 1994 12:00 | 19 |
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| 92.15 | | ODIXIE::CIAROCHI | One Less Dog | Wed Nov 23 1994 13:32 | 2 |
| Thenk yew, Nancy. It's one of the two sensible replies in this
topic...
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| 92.16 | | POWDML::LAUER | D-Day: 1/9/95 | Wed Nov 23 1994 13:46 | 2 |
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...Nancy?
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| 92.17 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | Barney made me do it !! | Wed Nov 23 1994 13:48 | 2 |
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Mz Debra, what is or happens 1/9/95 ?????
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| 92.18 | | POWDML::LAUER | D-Day: 1/9/95 | Wed Nov 23 1994 13:59 | 2 |
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party.
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| 92.19 | | ODIXIE::CIAROCHI | One Less Dog | Wed Nov 23 1994 15:19 | 1 |
| *blush* ... Terrie without a "Y".
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| 92.20 | | NEMAIL::SCOTTK | My multiple extremities: O:) >:> :P +:) | Tue Nov 29 1994 20:02 | 20 |
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| 92.21 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | The Quintessential Gruntling | Wed Nov 30 1994 07:38 | 1 |
| This troubles me.
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| 92.22 | and the classroom responds........... | NEMAIL::SCOTTK | My multiple extremities: O:) >:> :P +:) | Wed Nov 30 1994 07:55 | 1 |
| Goodmoring Mr Richardson.
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| 92.23 | | TROOA::COLLINS | Cyberian Puppy | Wed Oct 18 1995 18:04 | 11 |
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HELLO MY HONEY...
HELLO MY BABY...
HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL!
SEND ME A KISS BY WIRE...
HONEY MY HEART'S ON FIRE!
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| 92.24 | | POWDML::HANGGELI | Little Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOw | Wed Oct 18 1995 18:08 | 9 |
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If you refuse me
Honey, you'll lose me
Then you'll be left alone
Oh Baby, telephone, and tell me I'm your own!
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| 92.25 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | The new phone book's here!! | Wed Oct 18 1995 18:10 | 5 |
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I think I'd like to hear Jerry Lewis sing that song.
A duet with Pee-Wee Herman would be perfect.
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| 92.26 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Pettin' & Sofa Settin' | Wed Oct 18 1995 18:41 | 24 |
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| 92.27 | | TROOA::COLLINS | Cyberian Puppy | Wed Oct 18 1995 23:11 | 5 |
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Thanks, Mz_Debra!! I never could remember that last line.
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| 92.28 | | POWDML::HANGGELI | Little Chamber of Tootsie Pops | Thu Oct 19 1995 00:50 | 4 |
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I was tempted to follow it up with a rousing rendition of "Who Threw
The Overalls In Mrs.Murphy's Chowder".
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| 92.29 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Diablo | Thu Oct 19 1995 10:33 | 8 |
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Glenn Richardson!!!!! I am SOOOO glad you work for Digital. You always
have a way to bring a smile to my face, or in this case make me laugh out loud.
That was a classic! :-)
Glen
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| 92.30 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Pettin' & Sofa Settin' | Thu Oct 19 1995 10:41 | 8 |
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eh?
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| 92.31 | | POWDML::HANGGELI | Little Chamber of Tootsie Pops | Thu Oct 19 1995 10:43 | 12 |
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(me too)
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| 92.32 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Friend, will you be ready? | Thu Oct 19 1995 10:56 | 8 |
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| 92.33 | | DRDAN::KALIKOW | DIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName&Glory! | Thu Oct 19 1995 11:41 | 1 |
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| 92.34 | Who DID throw the overalls in Mrs Murphy's chowder? | DECLNE::REESE | ToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGround | Thu Oct 19 1995 12:36 | 5 |
| Deb,
You mentioned it, now ya gotta sing it.......
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| 92.35 | For Karen | POWDML::HANGGELI | Little Chamber of Tootsie Pops | Thu Oct 19 1995 14:55 | 33 |
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The Murphys threw a party just about a week ago
Everything was plentiful, the Murphys are not slow, oh no.
They treated us like gentlemen
We tried to act the same...so tame!
Only for what happened, well it was an awful shame!
A crying shame!
When Mrs.Murphy dished the chowder out, she fainted on the spot
She found a pair of overalls in the bottom of the pot!
Tim Nolan he got ripping mad, his eyes were bulging out,
He jumped up on the piano, and loudly he did shout:
"Who threw the overalls in Mrs.Murphy's Chowder?"
Nobody spoke, so he shouted all the louder.
It's an Irish trick, that's true:
"I can lick the Mick that threw
the overalls in Mrs.Murphy's chowder!"
We dragged the pants out of the soup and laid them on the floor
Each man he swore upon his life he'd ne'er seen them before.
When Mrs.Murphy came to, she began to cry and pout: she said
she had them in the wash that day...and forgot to take them out!
Now we know who threw the overalls in Mrs.Murphy's Chowder!
Now that we know, we can shout it all the louder.
It's an Irish trick, that's true, using washtubs for the stew...
How we love the soap powder she puts in her chowder!
And the overalls!
We love those overalls!
We love the overalls in Mrs.Murphy's chowder!
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| 92.36 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Thu Oct 19 1995 15:08 | 8 |
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I like this one better:
"If you've got the time
to listen to me whine ..."
8^)
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| 92.37 | Oi! | COVERT::COVERT | John R. Covert | Thu Oct 19 1995 15:10 | 3 |
| >lick the Mick
ETHNIC SLUR ALERT!
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| 92.38 | Applause, applause | DECLNE::REESE | ToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGround | Thu Oct 19 1995 15:15 | 6 |
| Thank you, Mz. Deb. I truely enjoyed singing it to myself
(mentally); brought back some fond memories of days when the
whole family gathered 'round the piano (I was just a wee nipper
you understand).
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| 92.39 | | POWDML::HANGGELI | Little Chamber of Tootsie Pops | Thu Oct 19 1995 15:26 | 6 |
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FYI, I cleared the ethnic reference with the mods first 8^pPPpPpPppPP!
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| 92.40 | | DRDAN::KALIKOW | DIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName&Glory! | Thu Oct 19 1995 21:54 | 8 |
| Wot, a timid 'BoxBabe? You disappoint me, O erstwhile intrepid one.
Weren't it you wot posted many MANY G&S lyrics with all their
regrettable but O-so-funny Anglocentrisms?
Best get back on dem testosterone pills methinx. :-)
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| 92.41 | | POWDML::HANGGELI | Little Chamber of Tootsie Pops | Thu Oct 19 1995 23:39 | 5 |
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Well, I've never quite recovered from the scolding I got for posting
The Penis Song 8^).
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| 92.42 | | DRDAN::KALIKOW | DIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName&Glory! | Thu Oct 19 1995 23:54 | 5 |
| Wot, you claim you know the WORDS to that? I would've thought you
preferred merely to hum the tune...
|-{:-)
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| 92.43 | | EVMS::MORONEY | DANGER Do Not Walk on Ceiling | Fri Oct 20 1995 00:09 | 3 |
| > Best get back on dem testosterone pills methinx. :-)
That would be a terrible waste!
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| 92.44 | Everything's out there. Thot we paid you to understand this. | COVERT::COVERT | John R. Covert | Fri Oct 20 1995 00:23 | 5 |
| > Wot, you claim you know the WORDS to that?
They're on the WWWeb, Dan. On the Monty Python page.
/john
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| 92.45 | | TROOA::COLLINS | Cyberian Puppy | Fri Oct 20 1995 00:47 | 3 |
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meow.
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| 92.46 | 8^) | POWDML::HANGGELI | Little Chamber of Tootsie Pops | Fri Oct 20 1995 11:28 | 5 |
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They're somewhere in this version of the 'box, too. Don't remember
where.
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| 92.47 | hum it, indeed. | SX4GTO::OLSON | Doug Olson, ISVETS Palo Alto | Mon Oct 23 1995 20:41 | 3 |
| Dan's risque joke did not pass entirely unappreciated.
DougO
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| 92.48 | | DRDAN::KALIKOW | DIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName&Glory! | Mon Oct 23 1995 22:56 | 7 |
| Tnx DougO. At least one HyoominBean 'mongst the 'BoxSwine. That'd be
you. I'm glad someone noticed. Though I wuz hopin it'd be someone
with more attractive, nay even marbled, poutine. No offense
donchaknow.
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