| T.R | Title | User | Personal Name
 | Date | Lines | 
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| 1203.1 | May I Have the Envelope Please... | LUDWIG::EMCGREW |  | Fri Dec 27 1996 17:01 | 77 | 
| 1203.1 |  | CHEFS::PERKINSP | Cooks do that | Sat Dec 28 1996 11:11 | 5 | 
| 1203.2 | Maybe Next_Year.  :_) | WMOIS::MAZURKA | Son_Of_Dig_It_Al | Sun Dec 29 1996 10:15 | 5 | 
| 1203.3 | it's actually its own language | ARDC00::MINARDI |  | Mon Dec 30 1996 06:04 | 4 | 
| 1203.4 |  | BRAT::JENNISON | Angels Guide Me From The Clouds | Mon Dec 30 1996 09:04 | 1 | 
| 1203.5 | Moving right along. | POLAR::TYSICK | Never enough time to heal. | Mon Dec 30 1996 11:38 | 3 | 
| 1203.6 | Hookt on foniks werkt 4 me! | ICS::CLELAND |  | Mon Dec 30 1996 13:43 | 4 | 
| 1203.7 | Fer $20 You Can Buy The Set_Of_Tapes. | WMOIS::MAZURKA | Son_Of_Dig_It_Al | Mon Dec 30 1996 13:51 | 8 | 
| 1203.8 | The Nutcracker | ICS::CLELAND |  | Tue Dec 31 1996 09:13 | 5 | 
| 1203.9 | The_More_The_Merrier | WMOIS::MAZURKA | Son_Of_Dig_It_Al | Wed Jan 08 1997 17:02 | 11 | 
| 1203.10 | it is on my 'to do' list though! | AKOMI2::OROURKE | Y did U come down to a world so cold? | Wed Jan 08 1997 18:24 | 7 | 
| 1203.11 | Help? | POLAR::TYSICK | CowboyknockedoffhighhorsebyPanther | Thu Jan 09 1997 08:16 | 7 | 
| 1203.12 |  | WMOIS::MAZURKA | Son_Of_Dig_It_Al | Thu Jan 09 1997 08:39 | 5 | 
| 1203.13 | Getting warmer? | POLAR::TYSICK | CowboyknockedoffhighhorsebyPanther | Thu Jan 09 1997 09:00 | 5 | 
| 1203.14 |  | CADSYS::FENNELL | Nothing is planned by the sea and the sand | Thu Jan 09 1997 09:01 | 1 | 
| 1203.15 | awww, ruined it by giving it to him to easily! | SUBSYS::MSOUCY | MentalmETALMike | Thu Jan 09 1997 09:12 | 7 | 
| 1203.16 | ARRRGH!!!!!!He SAID IT!!!!!! | WMOIS::MAZURKA | Son_Of_Dig_It_Al | Thu Jan 09 1997 09:13 | 1 | 
| 1203.17 | Just like on wheel of fortune eh? | POLAR::TYSICK | CowboyknockedoffhighhorsebyPanther | Thu Jan 09 1997 09:22 | 9 | 
| 1203.18 |  | SCAMP::JENNISON | Angels Guide Me From The Clouds | Thu Jan 09 1997 09:48 | 2 | 
| 1203.19 |  | SUBPAC::GOLDIE | Resident Alien | Thu Jan 09 1997 09:57 | 5 | 
| 1203.20 |  | PATE::SCHIAVONE | You're number is my number | Thu Jan 09 1997 10:52 | 2 | 
| 1203.21 |  | BUSY::SLAB | Catch you later!! | Thu Jan 09 1997 11:37 | 7 | 
| 1203.22 | \ | SUBPAC::GOLDIE | Resident Alien | Thu Jan 09 1997 11:49 | 4 | 
| 1203.23 | Uh,... My dog ate my homework | BSS::MANTHEI | My wife is jealous of MS.DOS | Thu Jan 09 1997 12:05 | 5 | 
| 1203.24 | Last_Call | WMOIS::MAZURKA | Son_Of_Dig_It_Al | Fri Jan 24 1997 05:41 | 4 | 
|  |     I'll Be Tallyin Em Up Next Wednes_Day.
    
    
       Crazy_Get_In_There_Al
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| 1203.25 | No restraining order necessary! | POLAR::TYSICK | see you auntie | Fri Jan 24 1997 06:35 | 10 | 
|  |     
    Eh Crazy_Al,
    
    	How the hell do I send my info to ya?  I tried doing the "MAIL>"
    thing but that ain't workin'! (or I'm not doin' it right?)  So can ya
    send me you e-mail adress?  I swear not to abuse it!  [^;=
    
    Thanks if ya can,
    
    	J
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| 1203.26 | If This Don't Work,Let Me Know. | WMOIS::MAZURKA | Son_Of_Dig_It_Al | Sat Jan 25 1997 10:40 | 16 | 
|  |     To All Who Might be Askin...Try This....
    
       Go to The Base_Note(1203)
    Type    EXT AWARD.TXT
    Then get Back to yer Prompt and Type      EDIT AWARD.TXT
    At The *  Type   C
    
    Move ARound With The Arrows and Place Yer Votes..
    When Finished Do A C/Z
    At The *  Type   EX
    
    Go Back to yer Prompt and Type    MAIL AWARD.TXT    (return)
    To     WMOIS::MAZURKA
    
    
      Crazy_Not_A_Techno_Weenie_But_This_WOrks_Fer_Me_Al  :_)
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| 1203.27 |  | PROTO2::JUDY | That's *Ms. Bitch* to you!! | Wed Feb 05 1997 09:53 | 4 | 
|  |     
    
    	Al, where the heck are the results?!  It's February already!  =)
    
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| 1203.28 |  | BUSY::SLAB | All the leaves are brown | Wed Feb 05 1997 10:03 | 3 | 
|  |     
    	And darn near time to start taking votes for the '97 awards!!
    
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| 1203.29 | Wheres Me Whip?The Lions Are Gettin_Hungry! | WMOIS::MAZURKA | Son_Of_Dig_It_Al | Wed Feb 05 1997 16:02 | 6 | 
|  |     All_Right,I Can Take A Hint! 
     I Have Print_Outs of Every_One's Votes.(Those That Voted that is)
       Now I Just Gotta Match em Together and Post it.
    
    
      Crazy_Good_Turn_Out_This_Year_Al
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| 1203.30 | *ping* | POWDML::BUCKLEY |  | Mon Feb 10 1997 12:43 | 1 | 
|  |     
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| 1203.31 | -< *pong* > | BSS::MANTHEI | My wife is jealous of MS.DOS | Mon Feb 10 1997 15:07 | 1 | 
|  |     
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| 1203.32 |  | WMOIS::MAZURKA | Son_Of_Dig_It_Al | Tue Feb 11 1997 06:28 | 4 | 
|  |     I Got em Done.Will Post To_Nite.
    
    
       Crazy_Some_Of_You_People_Are_OUT_There_Al
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| 1203.33 |  | BRAT::JENNISON | Angels Guide Me From The Clouds | Tue Feb 11 1997 06:52 | 1 | 
|  |     The Truth Is Out THere..
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| 1203.34 |  | POWDML::BUCKLEY |  | Tue Feb 11 1997 06:54 | 1 | 
|  |     ...and the winner is?
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| 1203.35 |  | BRAT::JENNISON | Angels Guide Me From The Clouds | Tue Feb 11 1997 06:57 | 2 | 
|  |     
    YOU!
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| 1203.36 |  | POWDML::BUCKLEY |  | Tue Feb 11 1997 07:13 | 1 | 
|  |     for Calmest Noter?
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| 1203.37 | 8) | BRAT::JENNISON | Angels Guide Me From The Clouds | Tue Feb 11 1997 07:25 | 1 | 
|  |     The Best - The Absolute Best,,,,,
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| 1203.38 |  | DECWIN::JUDY | That's *Ms. Bitch* to you!! | Tue Feb 11 1997 07:30 | 7 | 
|  |     
    
    	re: .32
    
    	Crazy_Some_Of_You_People_Are_OUT_There_Al
    	>> you're *just* now realizing this?!  =)
    
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| 1203.39 | the home of "your" so vein! | POWDML::BUCKLEY |  | Tue Feb 11 1997 08:08 | 4 | 
|  |     re: Judy
    
    Impressive use of the word you're in -1 ... I mean, this IS
    H_M!  8^)
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| 1203.40 | The Dr. is "out". | BSS::MANTHEI | My wife is jealous of MS.DOS | Tue Feb 11 1997 11:40 | 9 | 
|  |     HM Noters:
    The few
    The proud
    The deranged.
    
    Speaking of "out there" does anyone else answer the question "Is there
    anybody out there" when Pink Floyd asks it on "The Wall"?
    
    Mike  -I can't tell you what I'm on, but I'll share.
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| 1203.41 | Results | WMOIS::MAZURKA | Son_Of_Dig_It_Al | Tue Feb 11 1997 13:44 | 105 | 
|  |     If You'd Like to Partake in This Annual_Servay...Extract/Edit it and
    E_Mail it to Me.You Have untill The End Of January to Vote.Remember
    that All Catagories Pertain to Thangs that Happened in 1996.Have_Fun!
    
    Thanx to all 16 People who Voted.Best Turn_Out in Years.
    The Winners are..
    MUSIC
    ------
    BEST ALBUM  Mellon Collie and The Infinie Sadness/Smashing Pumpkins
    BEST SONG   More Human Than Human/White Zombie
    BAND OF THE YEAR   KoRn
    BEST SINGER   Chris Cornrll/SoundGarden
    BEST GUITARIST  John Petrucci/Dream Theater
    BEST BASSIST  (Tie)Vic Wooten/Dregs and John Myung/Dream Theater
    BEST KEYBOARD PLAYER  Jordan Rhudess/Dream Theater
    BEST PERCUSSIONIST   Mike Portnoy/Dream Theater
    BEST OTHER INSTRAMENT   Skin/Bag_Pipes/Guy From KoRn
    BEST CONCERT    Dream Theater
    BEST NEW BAND   Garbage
    WORST NEW BAND  (Tie)Marilyn Manson and "No Doubt"
    BEST VIDIO      Stinkfist/Tool
    MOST BOGUS VIDIO  All Three Marilyn Manson Vidios
    COME BACK OF THE YEAR   Kizz
    GOT WORST/SOLD OUT   Metallica
    BEST H_M NEWZ STORY  Hagar/Roth/Cherone Van Halen Mess
    
    
    VISUAL
    -------
    
    BEST MOVIE    The Rock
    BEST ACTOR    Mel Gibson
    WORST MOVIE   Cable Guy
    BEST ACTRESS  Wionna Ryder
    BEST KILLIN IN A MOVIE (Tie)Eraser(The Crocks),The
    Rock(Fence_Pole/Chemicals in The Mouth.)
    BEST T.V SHOW  X_Files
    BEST CARTOON   Bevis and ButtHead
    BEST T.V ACTOR  Micheal Richards/Kramer
    BEST T.V ACTRESS  Helen Hunt/Mad About You
    BEST MAGAZINE     Magazines Related to AutoMobiles
    BEST COMMERCIAL   Levis Wide_Leg(Tainted Love Song)
    DUMBEST COMMERCIAL Energizer_Bunny Hunters
    HOTTEST BABE  Sandra Bullock
    BIGGEST STUD  Mel Gibson(or a 2x4)
    NEWS WORTHY DICK OF THE YEAR  Newt Grigrich
    BEST NEW CRISIS  Church Burnings
    BEST TAWK SHOW   Letterman
    BEST VIDIO GAME  John Maddens FootBall
    BEST BOOK YOU READ  No Winner.Every_One Voted Differently
    
    TIMEOUT
    --------
    
    BEST FOOD   Italian
    BEST FAST_FOOD  Pizza
    BEST BEER   Petes Wicked Winter_Larger
    BEST MIXED_DRINK  Margarita
    BEST WINE  Paul Masson White Grenache
    BEST DISTILLED_SPIRTS  Vodka
    BEST BAR   T.T The Bears(Boston,Ma)
    BEST NIGHT_CLUB  The Gardens(Colorado Springs)
    BEST SODA  Coca Cola
    BEST ICE_CREAM  All Kinds of Chocolate
    GROSSEST FOOD   Tofo/Thai
    BEST FRUIT  (Tie)Oranges_And_Apples
    BEST VEGGIE  Brocolli  (Some_One Voted fer Potato.HELLO!!!!)
    WORST HANGOVER  Rick Derringers Waist
    WORST THANG TO HURL  Pickled_Eggs(Ummmphh*)
    BEST CANDY  Licorice/Twizzlers
    BEST BAR FOODBEST PIZZA   Nachos/Pizza_Hut
    BEST THANG TO DO WITH AN ***_****** CD   Use it fer SkeetShooting,A
    Drink_Coaster,Trade it fer A Satriani CD,Not Listen to it,Play it,
    Smash it,Trade it fer A Dream Theater CD,Throw it,Use it as A
    Brake_Drum on yer Hundya,Shove it up Some_ones Arse.
    NOTERS
    
    MOST INFORMITIVE   The Slab_Ster
    FUNNIEST           Shane Hooker
    BIGGEST TROUBLE_MAKER  Buck
    BEST MUSICIAN          Dave Blickstein
    BEST HAIR     The HarBringer_Of_Doom...Daemon Le
    LUSH OF THE YEAR  Rob Rothberg
    ROOKIE OF THE YEAR   Mr.Tye_Stick
    BEST BASHER    (Tie)Buck and /k.....
    MOST BASHED    Buck
    BEST FIGHT     Buck/Jen/db on The EPP Stock_Battles
    CALMEST        /jen
    SHORTEST_FUSE  JJ
    BEST NICK_NAME   Whit_fer_Brains
    BEST P_NAME      Flock of Sigels(Lynne's)
    NOTE OF THE YEAR  1123.21
    MOST TECHNICALLY_WEENY Jeff Cooper
    DUMBEST THANG YOU READ IN HERE    Any_Thang by Sax(MIA)
    KIM RUSSO MEMORIAL AWARD.(GIVEN TO THE MOST UPBEAT PERSON)  /jen
    
    AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...ARE ALL_tIME FAVORITE CATAGORIE..
    
    BEST POUSER..  Well,I Don't Know How you do it,Dude..But you Won Again.
    So Turn on A Big Fan And Look Right into it so That yer Hair is
    Flowing All_Over_The_Place...Then Be Like Maddona And Strike_That_Pose
    Because..       MR.JAMES WHITMAN    You Won by A Land_Slide.  :_)
    
     
    
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| 1203.42 | Thanks for takin' the time for doing this Crazy_Al! | POLAR::TYSICK | Bitemytongue&swallowpride&blood. | Wed Feb 12 1997 06:40 | 9 | 
|  |     Rookie of the Year
    
    
    	I'd like to Thank Gawd, my Family, my Friends, my Dawg and most of
    all....my Fellow Noters!!!  (wipes tear away from eye, begins to blow
    kisses and waves in a manner that only Royalty could copy)
    
    
    	J
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| 1203.43 | Repsonse from Jim | BIGQ::ZUIDEMA | I sEe thE WoRld THRU blood SHot EYEs | Wed Feb 12 1997 07:22 | 32 | 
|  | From:	CRL::"[email protected]" "Jim Whitman" 12-FEB-1997 09:11:59.21
To:	"'One of These Days.......  12-Feb-1997 0829'" <bigq::zuidema>
CC:	
Subj:	RE: You Won!!
    Man,  what does a man have to do to get off of that poseur list!! ;')) 
    But thank you, thank you anyways..  Myself, along with my fellow colleagues
    (Brett Michaels, Vince Neil, Janie Lane, etc..) would like to thank all that
    voted for me..... (I've got all your names and I know where you live!!)
C'ya! 
Whit-
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| 1203.44 |  | DECWIN::JUDY | That's *Ms. Bitch* to you!! | Wed Feb 12 1997 08:23 | 12 | 
|  |     
    
    	Acceptance speech from Shane:
    
    	well tell them I'm sorry I couldn't be there to accept the award.
    That I'm currently on site working on a new movie...yada yada...
    they can talk to my publicists if they want a copy of my new
    how-to book "Even You Can Breed Rhino's"..oh and give them all
    an autographed photo...of me not the rhinos.
                                                                     
    And tell them I said hi.  ;)
                               
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| 1203.45 | We Miss Him! | BRAT::JENNISON | Angels Guide Me From The Clouds | Wed Feb 12 1997 08:34 | 4 | 
|  |     Well you tell him the least he could have done
    was type the acceptance speech himself! 8|
    
    SueJ
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| 1203.46 |  | POWDML::BUCKLEY |  | Wed Feb 12 1997 09:07 | 9 | 
|  |     _Al
    
    Methinks you were dyslexic when you compiled the results!  The
    noter awards should read:
    
    Biggest Trouble Maker:  Dave Blickstein
    Best Musician:  Bill Buckley
    
    8^)
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| 1203.47 |  | KDX200::COOPER | There is no TRY - DO or DO NOT! | Fri Feb 14 1997 16:08 | 2 | 
|  |     That isn't who I voted for Buck.  :-)
    
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| 1203.48 |  | WMOIS::MAZURKA | Son_Of_Dig_It_Al | Sun Feb 16 1997 12:23 | 8 | 
|  |     It Was Close..
    BTW...THe Guy Who Won BEST OTHER INSTRUMENT is Jonathan
    Davis/Bag_Pipes from KoRn.
    
    
       Crazy_Life_Is_Just_So_Peachy_Al
    
    
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| 1203.49 |  | BUSY::SLAB | A thousand pints of lite | Tue Feb 18 1997 11:35 | 10 | 
|  |     
    	Hmmm, 12 of my choices ended up as winners.  Only 1 [Vic Wooten]
    	was musical in nature, though.
    
    
    	And over the course of about 3 years I've gone from funniest to
    	most informative.  But I'm not bitter ... that little guy deserved
    	the "funniest" award more than I did.  8^)  However, if Greg House
    	were still around I'd probably be a noter without an award.  8^)
    
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| 1203.50 | Most use of a smiley face = ???? | POLAR::TYSICK | Chasing the tail of Dogma | Tue Feb 18 1997 12:41 | 7 | 
|  |     We could make up "Most Annoying Noter"?  [^;=
    
    
    Although I won't be eligible for "Rookie" next year so I better
    shaddup!
    
    	J
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| 1203.51 | 8) | BRAT::JENNISON | Angels Guide Me From The Clouds | Tue Feb 18 1997 13:46 | 1 | 
|  |     J... Next year you will not be a Rookie-- Honey...
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| 1203.52 | Lesson #63? | POLAR::TYSICK | Chasing the tail of Dogma | Wed Feb 19 1997 07:00 | 3 | 
|  |     I know, but I will be eligble for "Most Annoying"!  [^8=
    
    	J "The Pest" Tysick
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| 1203.53 |  | KELVIN::SIGEL | Flock of Sigels | Fri Mar 14 1997 10:48 | 3 | 
|  |     Thank you guys!
    
    Lynne leader of the flock:-)
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