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"God Save The Queens"
Welcome lovers to THE SNAKE PIT, IMPOTENT SEA SNAKES ooooonnnnn
liiiiine!muthas, the official world wide web site of the world's most
infamous performance troupe. We encourage you to wander (just use the
exciting links at the bottom of the page), but watch out where you step. Be
sure to check out the hot photos, video clips, sound bytes, and all the
info you will ever need on the Sultans of Sleaze.
IMPOTENT SEA SNAKES SHUT DOWN AGAIN IN WASHINGTON D.C.
IMPOTENT SEA SNAKES FEATUERED APPEARANCE ON HBO's "SEX BYTES" AIRS JUNE 28
11PM EST AND AGAIN ON JULY 6 1:35 AM EST
UPDATED TOUR PAGE ISS SPEWS ON YOUR HOMETOWN
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It began stewing somewhere in South Florida on a long forgotten night in
the late '80s. Some say drooling gangs of retired carnival freaks began
sneaking out of Gibsonton on weekend nights, slithering 'cross state and
mating with bored Palm Beach retirees, infusing pristine country club genes
with their creepy, corrupt seed. Others hint that beings this warped could
never have been naturally born to a sober, civilized world, and were more
likely aborted anal births flung to the roadside who somehow survived. Even
if they spontaneously generated, like the ancient notion of maggots
materializing from rotten meat, the fact remains that the impotent sea
snakes did come into being, walk among us, and rock with the demented
passion of a farm boy hot on the trail of a waist-tall calf.
And oh, they are sweet! 13, Buck Futt, Dick Liquor, Cheetah Lamour, and
J.D. Thrust elegantly swing to and fro between gender boundaries with the
grace of a Southern Belle on a porch swing. They wink and pout, sashay
across the stage, and grind out power chords so brutal they will make your
balls retreat.
Now sit back, take a swig from your Schlitz Malt Liquor tall boy, slide
your battery powered playmate from your nightstand drawer and listen up,
bitch. I mean bubba. (What the hell, both of you can play; we all have
needs, don't we?) Purveyors of some of the most fantastic, perverted stage
shows north of Hades, the impotent sea snakes spent the summer of '95
making love to Atlanta, and after the loving made time to commit some of
their most sublime spewings to tape...and no one is spared. Together for
nearly a decade, the sultans of sleaze walked away from the
Karo-syrup-drenched Triclops Studios with the sticky new release, "God Save
the Queens," which they believe perfectly illustrates their unique blend of
staunchly Republican economic beliefs and sexual anarchy: ****ing For Fun
And Profit.
With the disc now done and in the stores it's time to lock up your
husbands, wives, kids, livestock...run for the hills, grab your guns -- the
snakes are hitting the road. All set to perform jewels from the new record
such as Felching, Porn Star, and their truly inspiring rendition of The
Ojays' classic, Backstabbers, as well as favorites from the past like
Circle Jerk and I Caught AIDS From a Dead Man, the snakes are primed and
coming for you.
Discography:
God Save The Queens (Masquerade Recordings)
Too Cool For Rock-n-Roll (Pravda Records)
Be an active listener, call a DJ with balls and request the impotent sea
snakes.
Masquerade Recordings, 695 North Avenue, N.E. Atlanta GA 30308 USA PH
404.577.8178 FAX 404.577.7460
ISS Management: Donna Bryan P.O. Box 661164 Birmingham AL 35266 USA PH
205.979.4197 FAX 205.978.5687
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IMPOTENT SEA SNAKES HAVE TWO SHOWS STOPPED IN ONE DAY!
On Saturday May 25th legendary shock rock performance group, the
impotent sea snakes had two shows in Washington D.C. stopped by
police. The first, an outdoor street bash called The Crow Bar
Festival attended by a predominently biker crowd of several thousand, was
halted several times as various scantily clad drag-wearing band members and
performers were ordered to cover exposed body parts. During the show a
truck load of D.C. firemen cheered wildly as performer Buster Hymen blew
fireballs high into the air. Police finally reached their breaking point
and pulled the plug during the snakes� searing cover of the Rolling Stones�
hit Sympathy For the Devil when vocalist 13 launched into the line that
begins,�Just as every cop is a criminal..." Said guitarist Buck Futt, "It
was quite a sight to look out over the masses and see thousands of bikers
and Vietnam vets dancing and screaming wildly as a bunch of drag queens
crank out a song like Chicks With Dicks!"
Police later paid a visit to The Capitol Ballroom where the impotent sea
snakes performed a late night set following Joan Jett. Having been alerted
to the snakes' outrageous antics at the afternoon Crow Bar Festival, police
arrived about midway through the show and, startled by the nudity,
pyrotechnics, and sexually charged rock 'n' roll performance, proceeded to
shut this show down as well. The band's road manager Tommie Phillips said
the final straw in this instance was when police approached the stage and
witnessed a giant, smouldering cross being dragged into the wings.
According to Phillips the police expressed disbelief and stated that the
group could not be burning crosses on stage. Just as he was explaining that
it was not a cross, but the American flag that had been torched, a massive
concussive blast went off on stage causing police to duck, cover their
heads, and reach for their guns. The officers immediately stopped the show.
"It has been years since I have seen a rock concert shut down due to a
band�s performance," commented Joan Jett. "They are obviously doing
something right."
For more information or interview requests contact Greg Green at Masquerade
Recordings: (404) 577-8178 or e-mail [email protected]
Masquerade Recordings, 695 North Avenue, N.E. Atlanta GA 30308 USA
PH 404.577.8178 FAX 404.577.7460
ISS Management: Donna Bryan P.O. Box 661164 Birmingham AL 35266 USA
PH 205.979.4197 FAX 205.978.5687
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