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Conference napalm::heavy_metal

Title:HEAVY_METAL - Talent Round-Up DayDay
Notice:Rules-2.*,Directory-7.*,Roster-3.*,Garbage-99.*
Moderator:BUSY::SLABB
Created:Wed May 04 1988
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1238
Total number of notes:65616

1093.0. "Surprise of Bon Jovy!!!" by VAXRIO::RCARNEIRO () Fri Aug 25 1995 10:49

    Tell me!!!  who likes Bon Jovy  ???? I'have a surprise of them!!!!!
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1093.1can tell ya who...don't know where they're hiding!AKOMI2::OROURKEheaven help the heartFri Aug 25 1995 10:566
    
    Er...that would be SueJ who is on vacation on a beach right now...
    
    and The **MAJOR** JOvi fan of the file, JJ!
    
    /jen
1093.2WMOIS::MAZURKASon_of_A_Wicked_Good_TimeFri Aug 25 1995 11:141
    Please Tell us that They're Breakin_Up!!!!
1093.3ICS::WHITMANFri Aug 25 1995 11:424
    
    
    
    Whats up?
1093.4KDCA01::CDCUP_TORRENFri Aug 25 1995 12:132
    
    	Has he finally come outta the closet...
1093.5hold on...what r u sayin here...EDWIN::HOOKERFri Aug 25 1995 12:3124
    Ya mean to say that Bon Jovi is a rump ranger ?  
    a boy toy ? the anal avenger ? captain colon ?  
    an ass bandit ? a gerbil stuffer ? a fruit loop ?
    
    are you sayin that Bon Jovi is.... queer ?
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    ..I knew it !
    
    Shane, who loves it when guys that women fall all over turn out to be
    gay !
1093.6old newsPOWDML::BUCKLEYgive em the boot!Fri Aug 25 1995 12:353
    Didn't Chris "gotta go, Nuno is coming over for dinner tonight" Escobar
    tout this in this very file like eons ago?!?!?  Said he had an "in" in
    NYC that could prove it or something?!
1093.7Bwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!STRATA::LUCHTIs it a passion or just a profession?Fri Aug 25 1995 19:336
    
    RE:  -5
    
    Shane, the "Rump ranger" thing was a riot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    
1093.8GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Sun Aug 27 1995 21:1113
    
    
    	Ok, .0 whoever you may be..........  what is this
    	earthshattering news?
    
    	And just for the record, the Bon Jovi note is #77.
    
    	And if you're gonna tell me that he tested positive 
    	for AIDS, tell that to his wife, whom he's fathered
    	two children with.
    
    	JJ
    
1093.9goes UP the DOWN staircasePOLAR::LYLEMon Aug 28 1995 07:4314
    Betcha he has AIDS (anal injected death sentence)
    He may not be q@eer, but having access to all those babes probobly gave
    it to him.
    
    Or maybe he is q@eer.
    
    Ass
    Infected
    Don't
    Screw
    
    
    Dave
    
1093.10MPGS::MARKEYLook at the BONES!Mon Aug 28 1995 10:0715
    Excluding JJ and Buck of course, who are fine people:
    
    If one were to average the measurable intelligence of most of the
    goons who have so far written/responded to this note, no doubt one
    would find that the toes and fingers were an adequate computational
    device.

    In other words, what a bunch of morons. Perhaps the time you're
    using constructing these gems -- which are metaphorically equivalent
    to waving a banner emblazoned with the words "my mother and
    father met at a family reunion" -- would be better spent getting
    an education and turning yourselves into something useful. Now be
    good little invertebrates and STFU before you really get spanked.

    -b
1093.11BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Mon Aug 28 1995 10:125
    
    	Brian, you sound surprised.
    
    	Did you just start reading this conference?  8^)
    
1093.12POOKY::OROURKEheaven help the heartMon Aug 28 1995 10:3217
    
    Gee Brian,
    
    Don't we sound a bit cranky?!?  I saw a posting asking who was a Jovi
    fan and posted a response.  Ya people have some fun with it...but isn't
    that the idea here?   I don't see the biggest fans in the file taking
    it so seriously.  Are you a closet jovi fan?  C'mon...come out of that
    closet and show your true musical taste?
    
    and any time ya wanna compare IQ's, I'll be over dusting my college
    degree(S).
    
    cheerfully yours.
    
    /jen
    
    
1093.13MPGS::MARKEYLook at the BONES!Mon Aug 28 1995 10:468
    
    Axeshully Jen, I wasn't talking to you; your response
    was fine.
    
    Truth be told, I don't have much use for Bon Jovi. But I
    have even less use for those who would wish AIDS upon him.
    
    -b
1093.14hmmm...so only morons don't like Bon Jovi ??EDWIN::HOOKERMon Aug 28 1995 10:5615
    Re: .12
    
    Yeahrrr, what she said !
    
    And just how can you judge someones intelligence based upon their
    musical tastes anyway ?  I actually like a few Bon Jovi tunes,
    but I just don't like Bon Jovi that much cause he acts like a wuss
    everytime I've seen him on tv.  Besides what the hell kinda name
    is Bon Jovi anyways ?  Doesn't that mean good humor or something
    in French ?  Isn't good humor a brand of ice cream ?  Hmm and isn't
    tutti fruity a type of ice cream...and didn't this whole thread start
    by someone saying that Bon Jovi was a bit fruity himself ??  
    
    Shane, who has a vertebra 
     
1093.15GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Aug 28 1995 11:0015
    
    
    	Shane....
    
    	And to think I thought you were a nice guy.  =)
    
    	'sides, his real last name is Bongiovi....very Italian. =)
    	And while I'll admit I haven't seen many interviews with him,
    	he's always had a good stage presence at the zillion concerts
    	I've been to.  Even some people I know who don't like Bon Jovi
    	all that much (but got dragged to a concert by a girlfriend) 
    	have commented that he's a great crowd-pleaser.
    
    	Hey mods....... think this whole string should be moved to
    	#77?
1093.16BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Mon Aug 28 1995 11:125
    
    	I think this whole string should be blown into oblivion.
    
    	But that's just me.
    
1093.17METALX::SWANSONRide The LightningMon Aug 28 1995 11:1310
    > and didn't this whole thread start
    > by someone saying that Bon Jovi was a bit fruity himself ??  
    
    Actually it started with note 1093.0
    
    So.... tell us what this great news is Mr. Rio de Janerio!
    
    
    
    
1093.18BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Mon Aug 28 1995 11:133
    
    	And Shane's just jealous that Bon Jovi's been on TV and he hasn't.
    
1093.19Im Back.... 8pBRAT::JENNISONGuess I Was Born To Be BadMon Aug 28 1995 11:216
    
    
    
    Delete this sh*t!
    
    
1093.20PATE::SCHIAVONEThe little things that kill...Mon Aug 28 1995 11:234
	Who's this Bon Jovi anyways...

	/Cap'n Quad
1093.21MPGS::MARKEYLook at the BONES!Mon Aug 28 1995 11:2615
    >And just how can you judge someones intelligence based upon their
    >musical tastes anyway ?
    
    Are you _trying_ to prove me right? Maybe you could wander back
    a half-dozen notes or so and start reading again. By some
    miracle, perhaps the light will dawn on Marblehead and you
    will discover:
    
    1. I don't particularly like Bon Jovi...
    
    2. It's not his music I'm talking about anyway...
        
    Really, you should make this harder... :-)
    
    -b
1093.22BRAT::JENNISONGuess I Was Born To Be BadMon Aug 28 1995 11:292
    
    HA! I could... BUT I wont! ;)
1093.23let's beat this dead horse some more....EDWIN::HOOKERMon Aug 28 1995 12:3121
    Re: MARKEY
    1) You never stated in your first reply what exactly you were upset
    about and just generalized people responding to this topic as goons,
    morons, invertabrates, etc etc, with no explanation.
    2) I can understand why you would be upset about people wishing AIDS
    upon someone else and whoever wrote that should realize that it was in
    bad taste.  My second reply was posted only after reading your first
    response...so exxcccuussse mee.  :)
    3) As Judy has repeatedly said this sh*t should be moved to #77.
    Or better yet blown to oblivion as Shawn suggested.
    
    Everyone should lighten up and take the chunk of coal out of their
    a*s...it might be worth something by now.  :)
    
    Re: .15
    Judy, unfortunately I am a nice guy, but I'm trying to change :)
    
    Re: .18
    The day that I'm on TV is a day you should fear ! :)
    
    oh yeh one last thing......GFY
1093.24BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Mon Aug 28 1995 12:387
    
    >Everyone should lighten up and take the chunk of coal out of their
    >a*s...it might be worth something by now.  :)
    
    
    	Now this is a GREAT line.  8^)
    
1093.25I knew it!!CHEFS::FOUNTAINESTue Aug 29 1995 07:2226
    Holy Mother Of Mary!!!!
    
    This is the best notes conference that I've read yet, I hardly ever reply
    to anything in it, but this time I have to!!!
    
    Do we have to get so wound up about Bon Jovi!
    
    As for him being gay then does it really concern all of you that much???
    
    With regard to the comment about "loving it when finding out a guy that
    all the women fall over themselves for, is gay", I'd love to know why
    it makes you so happy!!!  I'd still fall over Jon, coz' I think he's
    kind of sexy!! and I'm sure you'll find quite a few other girlies that
    would agree with me!! As for their music, well if you like it then
    listen to it, if you don't like it, it's easy don't listen to it, but
    you shouldn't slate them, after all they've been around for a good few
    years!!! 
    
    I know quite a few other gay blokes that are good looking and just
    as intelligent as straight men and I wouldn't mind meeting up with them
    - Micheal Barrymore is excused!!!
    
    Anyway, enough is enough
    
            
    S