Conference napalm::heavy_metal

943.0. "Become famous instantly!" by SMURF::BINDER (Vox turbae uox Dei) Fri Apr 02 1993 10:46

    DO YOU HAVE A FLAIR for reviewing you'd like to show off in public? 
    The Secret Guide to Music (an alternatice monthly music 'zine) seeks
    critics-for-a-day to write installments of a new department we're
    calling "The Opinionator."  We want readers willing to review 10 CDs
    (one-time) spewing forth glorious prose.  In return the writer gets an
    attractively-designed full page of his/her reviews, a picture and brief
    biographical sketch, and perhaps a firm handshake.  You also get to
    keep the CDs.  Victims may line up by sending a letter to Dr. Flucke,
    The Secret Guide, 70 Route 202 North, Peterborough, NH 03458--be sure
    to let him know what your favorite kinds of music are (jazz, new age,
    blues, country, rap, etc.), a phone number, and recent immunization
    records.  Of course, tell us why you think we'd want YOU to be our next
    Opinionator.
    
    
    	(Posted verbatim as supplied to me by a Secret Guide editor)