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| 881.1 | | POWDML::BUCKLEY | If not today, nor yet tomorrow, then some other day | Tue Dec 22 1992 16:11 | 1 |
| Escopose will be doing this -- let the show begin!
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| 881.2 | 4-JAN-1993 to 8-JAN-1993 | BUSY::ESCOBAR | All I Want Is You | Tue Dec 22 1992 16:34 | 95 |
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Ok, folks... I've designated January 4th - January 8th as the week
to send in your votes. I should have the results by Wednesday the
13th. Please don't send your votes in until JAN-4 unless you're
not going to be here that week or you won't be here ever again.
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MUSIC -
BEST ALBUM
BEST BAND
BEST NEW BAND
BEST SONG
BEST GUITARIST
BEST SINGER
BEST BASSIST
BEST DRUMMER
BEST KEYBOARDIST
"WISH THEY WOULD JUST GO AWAY" AWARD
BEST VIDEO - FULL LENGTH
BEST VIDEO - SINGLE
BEST CONCERT
BIGGEST POSER BAND
"THEY REALLY GOT WORSE" AWARD
"THEY GOT SO MUCH BETTER" AWARD
VISUAL -
BEST PICTURE
BEST ACTOR
BEST ACTRESS
BEST TV SHOW
BEST TV COMEDY
BEST TV ACTOR
BEST TV ACTRESS
LAMEST TV SHOW
BEST MOVIE COMEDY
BEST MODEL
UGLIEST TV PERSONALITY
"WISH THEY WOULD JUST GO AWAY" AWARD
NOTERS -
NOTER OF THE YEAR
NOTE OF THE YEAR
NOTE STRING OF THE YEAR
ROOKIE HM NOTER OF THE YEAR
MOST MISSED NOTER
P_NAME OF THE YEAR
NICKNAME OF THE YEAR
FUNNIEST NOTER
BIGGEST TROUBLE MAKER
WORSTED SPELLER
BEST GRAMMER
MOST INFORMATIVE
BEST HAIR
BEST PARTYER
SHORTEST NOTER
BEST BASHER
MOST "/PRC AWARD" BASHED
CONSUMPTION -
BEST BEER
BEST PIZZA
GROSSEST FOOD
BEST VEGGIE
BEST MIXED DRINK
BEST ALCOHOL
BEST BAR
BEST BROWN STUFF
BEST CANDY
WORST TASTING BURP
BEST NUKABLE FOOD
OTHER STUFF -
BEST PICK UP LINE
BEST STATE
BEST AMUSEMENT PARK
NEWSWORTHY @SSH@LE OF THE YEAR
BEST PLACE TO VOMIT
BEST HANGOVER CURE
BEST THING TO DO WITH A PUMPKIN
FAVORITE SAYING
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| 881.3 | | BUSY::ESCOBAR | Wherever I May Roam | Mon Feb 08 1993 16:30 | 111 |
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THE 1992 HEAVY METAL MUSIC AWARDS
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The First Catagories: FOOD STUFFS
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BEST BEER: Budweiser!! (Followed up closely by Coors)
BEST PIZZA: Pizza Hut!!! (Followed up by extra cheese [?])
GROSSEST FOOD: Liver!!! (Followed up by to-fu. Yuk.)
BEST VEGGIE: Corn!!! (Followed up by Broccoli)
BEST MIXED DRINK: Rum & Coke!!! (Followed by...er... Iced-T)
BEST ALCOHOL: Bourbon!!!
BEST BAR: The Moorings!!!
BEST BROWN STUFF: Chocolate!!!
BEST CANDY: Smarties!!! (Followed by M&M's)
BEST BURP: Mexican Food!!!!
BEST NUKABLE FOOD: Popcorn!!!
Second Catagories: OTHER STUFF
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BEST PICK-UP LINE: Hey baby, fancy a poke in the whiskers.
BEST STATE: California [Followed by Confusion. (?)]
BEST AMUSEMENT PARK: Magic Mountain [Followed by Disney]
NEWSWORTHY ARSEHOLE: George Bush!
BEST PLACE TO VOMIT: Out A Window
BEST CURE FOR A HANGOVER: Sleep
BEST THING TO DO WITH A PUMPKIN: Smash It
FAVORITE SAYING: (Beep) YOU!!!
Third Catagories: VISUAL STUFF
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BEST PICTURE: Wayne's World (Followed by Cape Fear and Dracula)
BEST ACTOR: Arnold (Followed by Deniro and Hopkins)
BEST ACTRESS: Sharon Stone
BEST TV SHOW: Star Trek: TNG (Followed by the Simpsons)
BEST TV COMEDY: Home Improvement
BEST TV ACTOR: Patrick Stewart (Followed by Ed O'Neil)
BEST TV ACTRESS: Katie Segal
LAMEST TV SHOW: Beverly Hills 90210
BEST MOVIE COMEDY: Wayne's World
BEST MODEL: Cindy Crawford (Followed by Claudia Chiffer)
UGLIEST TV PERSONALITY: Rosanne Bar-Arnold
WISH THEY WOULD GO AWAY: Rosanne Bar-Arnold
Forth Catagories: NOTER AWARDS
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NOTER OF THE YEAR: /k (Followed closely by Greg House)
NOTE OF THE YEAR: Greg House's Death Metal Do-See-Do
NOTE STRING OF THE YEAR: The COMET:: Incident
HM ROOKIE OF THE YEAR: Rat
MOST MISSED NOTER: Allen "Frizkid" Frisby
BEST P_NAME OF THE YEAR: Sold My Soul For A Sausage Roll
NICKNAME OF THE YEAR: Whitpose! (Followed by Escopose and Frizgrunge)
FUNNIEST NOTER: Frizkid (Not intentional) (Followed by Greg and Ian)
BIGGEST TROUBLE MAKER: Mike Heiser (Followed by Escobar and Jesse)
WORSTED SPELLAR: Frizkid by a landslide!
BEST GRAMMER: Greg House
MOST INFORMATIVE: ALAN STARR
BEST HAIR: /k (Followed by Whitpose)
BEST PARTYER: Rob "I'm Great" Rothberg. ;') (Followed by /k)
SHORTEST NOTER: Rob (Followed by Danielle)
BEST BASHER: /k [who's gonna argue with that?] (Followed by Buckley)
MOST "/PRC" AWARD: Why it's /prc himself. honorable mentions go
to Frizkid and myself. (Nuno would be proud)
Fifth Catagories: MUSIC AWARDS
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BEST ALBUM: Metallica (Followed closely by Images and Words)
BEST BAND: Metallica (Followed closely by Dream Theater)
BEST NEW BAND: Dream Theater [landslide] (Followed by UKJ)
BEST SONG: Pull Me Under
BEST GUITARIST: Joe Satriani
BEST SINGER: James LeBrie
BEST BASSIST: Geddy Lee (Followed by Newsted)
BEST DRUMMER: Neil Peart
BEST KEYBOARDIST: Kevin Moore
WISH THEY WOULD GO AWAY: Poison
BEST VIDEO - LONG: A Year And A Half In The Life Of Metallica
BEST VIDEO - SHORT: Enter Sandman
BEST CONCERT: Metallica
BIGGEST POSER BAND: Warrant (They are shite!)
BOY THEY GOT REALLY WORSE: <gulp> Metallica
BOY THEY GOT SO MUCH BETTER: Megadeth
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| 881.4 | | METALX::SWANSON | Born to metalize | Mon Feb 08 1993 16:56 | 7 |
| Hey! How can Metallica win Best Band, Best Album, AND They really got
worse award? What's going on here!
How many people voted Chris? 14 of the categories I voted for won!
|KS|
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| 881.5 | | BUSY::ESCOBAR | Wherever I May Roam | Mon Feb 08 1993 17:00 | 11 |
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About 15 people voted.
There were 4 votes for Metallica on best band and album and 3 for DT.
The reason they one got worse catagory is because the rest of the got
worse bands only had like one or two votes, metallica had like three.
In fact I was the deciding vote in SEVERAL catagories.
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| 881.6 | FIX! | FRETZ::HEISER | Goodbye Larry, you were the best! | Mon Feb 08 1993 17:02 | 3 |
| Re: -1
yes and Satch won best guitarist when everyone in here rails on him.
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| 881.7 | | BUSY::ESCOBAR | Wherever I May Roam | Mon Feb 08 1993 17:03 | 7 |
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Actually Satch got like 7 votes. WAY more than anyone else did.
I did not fix anything.
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| 881.8 | FIX! | FRETZ::HEISER | Goodbye Larry, you were the best! | Mon Feb 08 1993 17:04 | 1 |
| this calls for a trial!
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| 881.9 | | BUSY::ESCOBAR | Wherever I May Roam | Mon Feb 08 1993 17:04 | 6 |
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See the problem with such a limited number of people is everyody votes
for their favorite band. And most of the people in here have varied
tastes in music.
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| 881.10 | You're crooked, Crisp! | FRETZ::HEISER | Goodbye Larry, you were the best! | Mon Feb 08 1993 17:06 | 4 |
| Re: FIX
You also added categories without telling everyone and/or passing out
new ballots.
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| 881.11 | | BUSY::ESCOBAR | Wherever I May Roam | Mon Feb 08 1993 17:14 | 8 |
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The new ballots were on note .3
Some people voted others didn't. The one I sent you was an old one. By
mistake I assure you.
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| 881.12 | | NEWOA::DALLISON | Can't do much actually. | Mon Feb 08 1993 19:06 | 1 |
| Metallica winning so much ??? Looks a bit suss to me buddy ... 8)
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| 881.13 | Hello Shaz, how's yer gash? | ARRODS::OHAGANB | Hail Freedonia! | Tue Feb 09 1993 05:33 | 6 |
| > BEST ACTRESS: Sharon Stone
On acting ability alone I presume?
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| 881.14 | | BUSY::ESCOBAR | Wherever I May Roam | Tue Feb 09 1993 09:19 | 6 |
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Look, it doesn't take much to win. maybe 3 votes max. I was the
deciding vote in the Best band and Best Album catagory. (And it's
obvious I would vote for Metallica)
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| 881.15 | | GOOEY::JUDY | That's Ms. Bitch to you! | Tue Feb 09 1993 09:36 | 7 |
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Yo folks! Give him a break! I wouldn't have wanted to
tally all those votes...... a lot of people in here like
Metallica so it makes sense they'd win in quite a few categories.
eesh....
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| 881.16 | | NEEPS::IRVINE | I know I've had my share | Tue Feb 09 1993 09:46 | 7 |
| Yep!
Lay off the Escokid! I mean the Best Bar: The Moorings could only have
gotten 2 votes... Me an' Staynz (Though we did mean 2 different bars
called The Moorings... 1 in Aberdeen, 1 in South Queensferry)
Bonzo 8*)
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| 881.17 | | BUSY::ESCOBAR | Wherever I May Roam | Tue Feb 09 1993 09:58 | 8 |
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Thanks JJ, and Bonz,
About the Moorings. Exactly. It was the only bar to get more than one
vote. Just like Jesse said last year, lots of catagories win by having
2 votes and the rest having only one.
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| 881.18 | short?? who voted me as short?!? | KDX200::ROBR | Shaka when the walls fell | Tue Feb 09 1993 09:59 | 8 |
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really! i can easily see how 15 ballots could take 5 weeks :').
hell, at least jesse made the results funny by telling stories etc with
em! :'). thanks chris, but i vote for someone else to do em next
year!! i was looking forward to reading the witty reparte that usually
acompanies the votes each year. do em over :').
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| 881.19 | I'll do them next time! | FRETZ::HEISER | the art of listening | Tue Feb 09 1993 10:01 | 1 |
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| 881.20 | And add a category for best Spaghetti&Meatballs | BOVES::FENNELL | Cold gin time again | Tue Feb 09 1993 10:02 | 4 |
| Nah - Rob'll do /em next time
Tim
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| 881.21 | | BUSY::ESCOBAR | Wherever I May Roam | Tue Feb 09 1993 10:11 | 6 |
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Thank you. I wasn't looking forward to doing them next year. Yuk.
Have fun, Mike.
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| 881.22 | ...but i am having a bad hair day..... | AD::FLATTERY | | Tue Feb 09 1993 11:34 | 4 |
| ................i'd like to thank the acad.....Naw..the hell with
that... ....imagine who i could offend if i were trying?...............
....;')..........and to think...i didn't even vote....................
.........;'0........./k
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| 881.23 | | COMET::MARTINN | I'll hate you better! | Tue Feb 09 1993 17:56 | 5 |
| > HM ROOKIE OF THE YEAR: Rat
Thanks!!! Do I get to do an acceptence speech now? :))
Rat
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| 881.24 | | KURMA::IGOLDIE | Vote with a bullet | Sat Feb 13 1993 15:47 | 6 |
| re.16
the moorings that Bonzo spoke of in Aberdeen is a very cool place but
bit of a bugger if I want a brewski,so I went to the Moorings in SQF!
staynz
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