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| 748.2 | | CSC32::J_HERNANDEZ | INeedAVacationFromMyVacation | Tue Jan 15 1991 17:27 | 90 |
| Here are the winners in the MUSIC catagory or the 1990 NOTER AWARDS!!!
BEST ALBUM There was a ton of albums nominated for BEST ALBUM, but
only a few with enough support to challange for BEST ALBUM.
Here Comes Trouble and Cocked and Loaded tied with Young
Guns 2 (yeh, I know, but we gotta be fair) for runner ups.
Empire was the only album with more than three votes so
Queensryche get the big W. Congrats!!
BEST BAND BEST BAND went much the same as BEST ALBUM, lotsa different
bands cuz everyone wanted their Favs. Queensryche was far
and away the winner as they had an amazing 8 Votes. The
runner ups each had two votes apiece, Jane's Addiction and
Tesla were the only other band we as noters agrees on.
BEST SONG Talk about diversity! This topic had only 1 song with more
than 1 vote. BEST I CAN is the 1990 song of the year
completing a Queensryche sweep of the top three catagories!
BEST GUITAR In the closest race of the ballot thus far SRV, Satch, Vai,
and Yngwie, all battled for top honors. When da smoke
cleared, Vai led the pace to claim top honors, everyone
else tied for 2nd.
BEST SINGER Any guesses? Geoff Tate chalks up another win for
Queensryche. Klaus Meine of da Scorps and Rob Halford of
Judas Priest were the only 2 to even give chase.
BEST BASS Stu Hamm was deemed the BEST BASSIST. Geddy Lee and Paul
McCartney wound up a click back.
BEST DRUMS Tommy Lee started off strong but ended up tied with Scott
Rockenfield for 3rd, Neil Peart and Charlie Benate then
threw down their drumsticks and decided to settle it like
men. Charlie jabs Neil in da jaw, Neil counters with a left
to da haid and follows with a kick to the nuts. Charlie is
Down!!! Neil moves in but WAIT!!! Here comes interference
from Pete Cook!! He nails Peart in the back wif a double
axe-handle to the back of the haid. Peart is down! Wait!
Rob Rothberg and the Ker come in and double team Pete. WOW!
Double drop kick!! Pete is reeling!! The Colorado Connection
Jesse and GH come in to help Charlie. Wayne, Bill, and Jeff
(CSLALL::JJSCALZO) offer support for Peart!! Staynze comes
in to support Charlie but the Peart forces are too great. Ker
nails gh with a DDT, Rob shoots Jesse full of Jim Beam,
Jeff nails Pete with illegal brass knuckles, Wayne holds
Staynze while Bill beats him with the ringpost. During the
melee Peart covers Charlie for the pin to become the 1990
DRUMMER OF THE YEAR!!
BEST VID F The closest we had to a winner was Pink Floyd
BEST VID S Epic won with 2 votes, all others only had 1.
BEST CONCERT Motley Crue was a runner up tied with Paul Mccartney
(BOO!) and the Kiss/Slaughter/Winger trio. Joe Satriani (SP)
was the winner.
BEST NEW Slaughter cleaned house and walked away with the BEST NEW
BAND BAND award. Faith No More, Black Crows, and Scatterbrain were
all 3 votes away.
BEST POSER Only 4 bands qualifyed for the finals. Poisen, JonBomb(tm)
(how did I know he'd be there), Warrent, and E'nuf-z-'nuf.
Enuf got tossed out first. Poisen went next leaving Jani
Lane of Warrent and JonBomb(tm), JonBomb(tm) hits Jani wif
a flower. Jani pulls da Bombers(tm) hair, "OOOWWW" Jon sez.
Next Jon stretches his bubblegum and begins to wrap it
around Jani's neck. Jani sez "Staaaaaaahp, I can't breath."
Next Jani grabs Jon's foot and trips him, but Jon locks his
legs around Jani and starts squeez'in. Jani starts tickling
Jon' feet. Jon starts giggling. He's laughing uncontrollably.
Jani gets up and helps Jon to his feet. Jani offers to kiss
and make up, Jon agrees, BUT WAIT!!! Here come the haid
LGTB(tm) JJ, At the last minute she pulls Jon away, she don't
want Jon to be the haid poser. JJ drags Jon out of the ring
Jon is counted out!! Jani Lane and Warrent are the 1990
BIGGEST POSER BAND!!!
GOT WORSE Even though jomBomb(tm) wasn't da biggest poser, he did win
the GOT WORSE topic, and he did it without any help from me.
HIs solo stuff was truly worse than New Jersey, congrats
to those of you who saw that. NKOTB, MimmickyVanilly, Warrant
Poison, and Guns and Roses were also on the list. A special
congrats goes out to JJ cuz she agreed with me that Aerosmith
got worse this time around.
Next up: the Visual and Noter topics!!
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| 748.3 | | CSC32::J_HERNANDEZ | INeedAVacationFromMyVacation | Thu Jan 17 1991 13:01 | 97 |
| Fresh after a Queensryche bombardment on the MUSIC AWARDS, we now have
da visual stuff!!
BEST Lotsa good flicks in this one. A couple of dark horses came
PICTURE into the running. Dances With Wolves, Wild at Heart,
Diehard Dos, and Ghost all made a decent showing. Pretty
good cuz I didn't expect any of them to do well, actually
with some of the people in here it's not that surprising.
Hunt for Red October came in third after taking an early
lead but faltered as the Manly-men brought Arnie and Total
Recall back into the lead. Then that lovey-dovey Pretty
Woman threw a big monkey wrench in The manly-men's plans.
So at the finish instead of crushing that sissy Richard
Gere, Arnie decided to settle for a tie. We have
Co-Champions for the 1990 Best Picture.
BEST ACTOR In the Best Actor catagory Arnie wasn't about to let
himself be tied by Richard Gere again, Gere wasn't even
close, the Problem was that Sean Connery was. Yep. 'ol Sean
snatched victory from Arnie to be the BEST ACTOR. Other in
the race were, Al Pacino, Mel Gibson, and doing the Time
Warp again, Tim Curry!!! A couple of shady characters voted
for them.
BEST CAT FIGHT!!! We have a three way jello match to decide who
ACTRESS the BEST ACTRESS will be. Michelle Pfeifer, Meg Ryan, and
Julia Roberts. Michelle starts by biting Meg, julia sits in
the corner rolling up jigglers. Meg comes back by tossing
Michelle into the corner. Meg turns around, <SQUISH> Julia
nail her with her jigglers, Meg is out cold. Michelle turns
around, <SQUISH>. She is out. Julia Roberts jigglers her
way to the 1990 Jiggl...er, 1990 Best Actress award!!!
BEST TV Last year it was the Bundy's and the Simpsons going at it.
SHOW This year it was just the Simpsons. Led by a furious
skateboard run by Bart, the Simpsons never trailed and
never looked back. Who killed Laura Palmer? Who The hell
cares? Well enough of you cared to give Twin Peaks runner-up
honors. Finally we get down to last year's BEST TV SHOW,
Married With Children even though Al's image is changing
he still ended up tied for third with a show about a bar in
Boston that I didn't get to see. %^)
BEST COMEDY da Fresh Prince of Bel Air is da 1990 BEST COMEDY!!!...Psyche!
It did get a couple of votes though. In Living Color tied
for third with that show about the Boston bar that I didn't
get to visit. %^) The Simpsons and Bundys went at it again
for Best Comedy and unlike last year, They ended up tied
for the Big "W". Seems Fox didn't want to promote one show
over the other and sent a hitman to me and told me to leave
it a tie.
BEST ACTOR YEE-HAW!!! A boy-girl tag team match. Bart and Marge Simpson
vs. Kyle and Laura Flyn from Twin Peaks. Bart and Kyle start.
Bart skateboards under Kyle's legs and gives him a viscious
uppercut to the filberts. UUUGH!! Kyle is down and barely is
able to tag in Laura Flyn, Bart tage Marge who puts her pointy
haid down and rams Laura Flyn in the gut. Marge seems sorry
Bart distracts the ref while Homer sneaks in and nails
Laura Flyn in the haid wif a hammer. Marge covers. 1-2-3!!!
Bart is declared the 1990 Best TV actor and Marge is the
1990 Best TV Actress. Kyle and Laura Flyn are second, no
one else was even close.
LAMEST Interesting topic. Only three shows came up more than once.
TV SHOW Cosby, Any America's funniest whatever videos, and
Yuppysomething. Well Yuppysomthing edges Cosby for the 1990
Lamest TV Show.
BEST MOVIE A dead guy, a marriage gone sour, or a 1990 kid in da old
COMEDY west. What's da funniest? Seems they all were. Back to the
Future III, Weekend at Bernie's, and War of the Roses, all
BEST MODEL 1990 musta been a real good year for models cuz only two
got more than 1 vote. Cindy Crawford and "The Chick on the
cover of the Slaughter album". Does this chick have a name?
If she does and someone voted for her by her name and not
by "The Chick on the Slaughter album" then she will win.
If anyone knows who the hell this "chick" is post it in the
Slaughter topic. Oh yea, who's got a bigger pectoral region?
That is the tie-breaker. SOMEONE, you'll never guess who,
said the one wif da biggest pectoral region gets his vote.
HEy the 1990 BEST MODEL is at stake.
FUGLIEST TV Lotsa ugly people on tv this but the overwelmingly ugliest
PERSON was that Lark-voiced, nubile, goddess (not of F-dottedness)
of a woman. Rosanne Barr. Play Ball!!! Not with her.
FUNNIEST TV Since no one commercial was the funniest, We will give the
COMMERCIAL award to little Ceasars cuz people voted for different
commercials they made. In FACK (tm) three different
commercials was voted on and Good 'ol Wayne voted for the
whole lot.
NEXT UP: Da 1990 noter awards.
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| 748.4 | | CSC32::J_HERNANDEZ | ICan'tBelieveTheThingsYouSay | Fri Jan 18 1991 16:46 | 61 |
| Here are the NOTER awards.
NOTER OF It is with great pleasure that I announce Kim Russo as the
THE YEAR 1990 Noter of the Year. Those who knew her knew she was very
deserving of this award.
FUNNIEST Shawn Labounty was voted funniest noter, he won a laugher
by beating me, Mikey Heiser and Kim Russo.
TROUBLE- Geeze guys am I that bad? I won this one hands down. Shawn
MAKER was second and Pete was third no one else even got more than
one vote. Geeze guys I resemble that remark.
HAIR Yes Rob, you won BEST HAIR. No one was even close.
PARTYER Sorry 'bout the spelling Paul, but Nyah, nyah, nyah, I'm
running this poll. Anyway Rob and me got the most votes for
best partyer. If you guys woulda seen me boot after Rob's
party and after the 13 hours of drinking at Vicky's then
you wouldna voted for me. nexted time Rob, we gotta start
at the same time.
SPELLER Da worsted spiller in da hole conference is Windy Mathyuos.
Some a u sarkisstic wuns vooted fer me and Kim Russo, butt
wee awl no who was da worsted won a_all.
GRAMMER Once again the sarcasm was evident in certain noter's
replies. Matt and I were accused of having good grammer.
HA!! The guys who really have good Grammer were Gh and
Buck. They get to kiss their sister, as they tied for
the big "W"
INFORMATIVE Mikey Heiser started out good, but was quickly thrashed by
foreign competition. Flip and Sorin then went at it, and
Flip won by virtue of her Kerrang replies. It shows she
really does know how to read. Sorry Sorin, maybe nexted
year.
NICKNAME Second runner up for nickname of da year was "KIMMY", too
bad cuz I woulda voted for it if I woulda remembered.
BBHD(tm) was 1st runner-up, thanks JJ for the inspiration
for dat one. Guess what was number 1? Goddess of
F-dottedness. Who coined dat one? Congrats!
SHORTEST How the hell could any a_you guys vote me as da shortest
noter? F. is way shorter. Hail, i'tain't even close. Well
Da Goddess won wif me and Tracy hot on her heels.
ROOKIE OF The one who dared go after all the Bomber(tm) bashers. She
THE YEAR won. Tracy, remember dat little bomber(tm), well enough did
to vote her Rookie of the year!!! GAZ was second, way to go
dude!!!
BASHER Lotsa people got votes for dis one, but it came down to me
and Buck. Buck, turned on the wit and slammed someone a little
better thatn I did. Congrats Buck!!
BASHED Any guesses as to who this is? Well, Tigga was second with
two votes. Da Queen of da LGTBs(tm) was da mosted basheded,
You must be proud. PS, JonBombsux(tm)
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| 748.5 | | CSC32::J_HERNANDEZ | ICan'tBelieveTheThingsYouSay | Mon Jan 21 1991 14:26 | 52 |
| COMSUMPTION - Da bestest stuuf of 1990.
BEST BEER As much beer as we all probably drink, only 4 brands were
able to get more than 1 vote. Seems Bud, Grolsch, Coors, and
Coors Light, is what people in here like da most.
PIZZA For the second strait year, CHEESE was deemed best pizza
INGREDIANT ingrediant, once again Pepperoni was second.
GROSSEST In a wide variety of stuff that all seemed pretty bad, LIVER
FOOD gagged it's way to the top.
BEST VEGGIE In a reverse of last year, Broccoli upset Corn this year
for veggie of the year. Paul wanted everyone to know that
corn ain't a veggie, its a grain. Taters was a distant 3rd.
MIXED DRINK Once again the Long Island Iced Tea was our winner. All
others only had 1 vote. oh yeh, WTF is a Colorado Mother-
f*cker?
ALCOHOL Lotsa good 'uns here. Tequila was tied with Sothern comfort,
Absolute and Isopropyl for 3rd. Good 'ol Jack Danials was
2nd, with Beer taking the top honors.
BEST BAR NO one bar recieved more than 1 vote, well, crowbar did but
that really shouldn't count, should it. Oh well, we couldn't
agree on any one bar as da bestest.
BEST BROWN Chocolate beats Newcastle Brown Ale in another vote where
STUFF there were lotsa different answers.
BEST CANDY Snickers beats M&Ms for the best candy, lotsa different
answers, including da Ticketwench.
WORST BURP Wifout a doubt, Puke was the worstest burp and I certainly
agree. Mexican food came in second.
BEST NUKE Another diverse topic. Popcorn beats Pizza 5-3 in a real
good battle.
BEST PIE The Creams, Chocolate and Boston, beat out Hair, Cherry and
Apple Pie for the top honors.
TEQUILA Strait up is how most of us like our tequila. Beer, and
lime juice tied for second. Everything else was 3rd. Who
was the SMF who liked Whiskey with tequila?
JELLO "Red" was the overwhelming choice for best Jello. "Green"
was second.
NEXT UP, the other stuff.
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