Conference napalm::heavy_metal

    
    
    I don't think I could walk on that stage and do what I do or any
    of the lads do if we couldn't be honest. If it all went bad, we
    would feel it more than anyone. I couldn't get out there and rip
    people off in any shape or form. If there's one thing I believe
    in then it's that. If you're not going to be honest in what you
    do , then you might as well f***ing give up. There's no way you
    can hide it. Why try to hide what you really are?
                                                   
                        	Angus Young AC/DC
    
    					
    			

    
    	Wow man, look at all the people!!!
    
    	David Lee Roth accepting a grammy at the Rock Music Awards.
                                  
    	Think it was for their 1984 album. Laughed my bagonzas off!
    	(ya had to be there) anyone else see it?
    
    	
    
    
    	Dave
    	

    
    
    	Speaking of Diamond Dave....
    
    	I especially like the little quote he made about the audience
    	at the Centrum show!!
    
    	"This has got to the the loudest f***ing crowd I have ever 
    	 heard!!!!"
    
    	....don't take this verbatum, all I can remember is the entire
    	    crowd going nuts about it!!
    
    	/kimster
   

    Gee...he said that at OUR show (Denver) too.
    
    gh

    
    
    
    	Thanks for bursting my bubble, Greg.
    
    	/kim
    

    Sorry about that, Kim.  Despite the 'canned concert rap', DLR (et
    al) put on a FANTASTIC show!  Worth the $20, maybe more.
    
    gh

                
                Steven Tyler quote :
                
                Tiffiny really  *DOES*  have  a  place in today's
                music scene, however . . .
                
                
                
                she really can't sing in that position.
                
                

                HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!
                

    Imagine the fringe benefits - Gene Simmons doing wonderful things
                                  with his tongue!
    
    Philippa

    You ever wonder how times a band says: You are the loudess or best
    crowd we have heard so far, or this is the loudest we have played
    on the tour so far?
    
    
                		KER of digital

    re: .10
    
    Yeah, they're the same one's that don't know what city they're in.
    
    
    					Mr Scary II

    Hey that's better than what we get in Greenvile.  Where the *&%#$
    is Greenville anyway ??  Well ye git up 'ar tward's Spartanburg
    'an 'in ya git on 85 'an go a piece 'till ya see 'is big 'ol loopy
    loop thang 'an 'in ya git off 'ar somer's 'an it's on the left.
    
    
    
    					Mr Scary II

    
    	Re: (Jerry)
    
    	Mr Scary II ...what's scary is I understood everything you
    	just said, and actually KNOW where Spartanburg is!!
    	Although I must admit I don't know where Greenville is.
   	I do know where Newberry is....
    
    	RE: (PRC)
    	L.A.Guns pulled that stunt...TWICE! in Worcester when 
    	opening for AC/DC.  What gets me is that half the audience
    	wouldn't have known the difference anyways!  They all
    	screamed and yelled as though they said Worcester.
    
    	/kim
    
    	

    "He's an ignorant little sod,a starstruck little asshole" - Graham
    Bonnet talking about Yngwie Malmsteen
    
    "I've tried to be a human being most of the time" - R.J. Dio
    
    "We never wanted to be a gimmick band " - Poison
    
    "I am extremely happy. I have a big house, seven cars, money in
    the bank. How the hell can I seriously write a protest song?"-
    Dee Snider
    
    "I think a lot of my anger is frustration. I'm frustrated about
    being angry & angry about being frustrated. I'm frustrated about
    not knowing what I'm angry about" - Ritchie Blackmore
    
    "I must say that none of us in Whitesnake have a perm, not me, not
    David and not John. Thats official " - Neil Murray
    
    "Our previous label CBS were obviously a bit fed up with seeing
    loyalty cheques going direct to drug dealers" - Steven Tyler
    
    "My brains are oatmeal" MICKY MARS
     
    Thats all for now folks!
    

    
    "Just because I've stopped drinking dosen't mean that I'm going
    to become a born-again christian and all that bullsh*t"
    
    The madman of Rock  Ozzy Osbourne
    
    "The reason I didn't put out a tribute album to Randy Rhodes right
    away was I didn't want to look like I was cashing in on his death"
    
    Ozz
    
    	That IS respect!
    
    Bk
    

    We (I) like Ozzy's attitude.  He's got his sh*t together for an
    old man...
    
    jc

    Someone I know cracked me up recently with the comment, "I love
    Ozzy, ...an old fat guy that wears spandex."
    
    gh
    

    
    "Sex, and Rock-n-Roll, the American way."
    				
-Gene Simmons
from The Decline of Western Civilization part II, The Metal Years.
    
    

From a recent exchange of letter between Teresa L. Gibbs of the People for
the Ethical Treatment of Animals, in Washington, and Ted Nugent, the rock
star.

					      November 15, 1988

Dear Mr. Nugent,

  We have received several letter from our members and your fans about a
recent article in Star magazine describing your hunt and slaughter of a
black bear.

As you point out in the article, there is no ethical difference between
killing a bear and killing a cow, pig, or chicken.  I would like to point
out that killing any animal for reasons of taste, sport, or luxury is wrong.
I am hopeful that, upon reflection, you will be eager to switch to a more
humane, healthy pastime such as hunting down and collecting wild vegetables
and fruits, hiking, or taking photographs of animals, such as bears, in
their natural habitats.

Hunting is an extremely cruel and senseless form of "recreation."  The
stress that it causes animals - the noise, the fear, and the constant chase
- is nothing less than a form of psychological torture.  Those animals who
are hunted but escape suffer from stress-related disabilities that reduce
there ability to eat properly and store the fat and energy needed to survive
the winter.  The death of animal is also devastating to his or her family,
particularly when young are involved.

Although the flesh of a dead bear does not contain high levels of hormones,
antibiotics, and pesticides that are found in the flesh of factory farm
animals, all meat does contain unhealthy levels of fat and cholesterol,
which are responsible for most cases of cancer, heart disease, hardening of
the arteries, strokes, arthritis, muscular dystrophy, and myriad other
life-threatening human illnesses.  Studies of vegetarian societies and sects
have concluded that a meatless diet not only promotes a longer life but
enhances the quality of life.  Since meat is not only unnecessary for our
survival but a major health risk as well, we cannot justify the slaughter of
animals simply for reasons of taste or sport.

I am enclosing some information that I hope you find interesting.  If you
have any questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to contatct us.
Meanwhile, I thank you for your time and consideration.

				 Sincerely,
				 Teresa L. Gibbs



				 December 2, 1988
Dear Teresa,

I don't know how often you leave beautiful downtown D.C., but you obviously
rarely leave the pavement.  I've spent a lifetime out-of-doors with real
wildlife, and it disturbs me whenever someone makes a detrimental judgement
based on a make-believe emotional belief.

Killing animals is not wrong.  It is certainly part of the real world.  God
does it.  Mother Nature does it.  Animals do it.  And man does it.  An ounce
of common sense would show you the importance of death in the wild.  But you
obviously don't really care about the animals or you would know firsthand
the damage your fantasy would cause.  Try going snowshoeing in an area with
deer after a sever winter, and tell me how you like the mass, slow,
lingering death as an alternative to a national harvest.  You are a cruel
bunch of liars.

You are wrong about stress.  The animal world is designed for stress, man or
no man.  And sorrow to the animal's family?  You really flashed your
pathetic ignorance here.  I've seen hundreds of doe and deer beat hell out
of their fawns for a tidbit of food in the winter.  The concept of family is
ridiculous if you know that boar, bears, and male lions, more often than
not, eat their young.

In regard to the consumption of animal flesh, man does, can and will -
justifiably - utilize animal flesh for food.  Animal products are also
wonderful for clothing and many other uses.

The information you sent was not interesting.  As someone who has seen and
experienced the truth, such nonsense only disgusts me.

Come on, Teresa, get your fat ass out of the office and let me take you
along with my children and friends to the beautiful world of truth and
experience.

				    Sincerely,
				    Ted Nugent

    Hey, old Ted speaks surprisingly eloquently!  (certainly more than
    in his lyrics...  8^)) Don't get me wrong, I love his stuff.
                               
    Also notice the dates on the two letters, he obviously responded
    quickly.
    
    gh

    
    
    	That'a boy Teddy!
    
    	Shoot 'em up and lay 'em down!
    
    	There's nothin' worse than a city folk tryin' to tell a 
    	outdoors person how they should live.
    
    
    	Hollywood.......................Cat Scratch Fever!!!!!
    

    
    "I don't see how people can complain about touring.  How can you
     complain about a world vacation with all expenses paid?"
    
                                        - Dave Ellefson (Megadeth)
    
     Right on!  If there is one thing I can not for the life of me
     sympathize with, it's the "Life On The Road Is So Tough" category 
     of ballads into which so many rock stars feel they have to make 
     their obligatory entry (total yawn).  At least somebody is having
     fun.  :^)

SEAN/BEER=LABATTS

    
    "I still like the idea of running down the street at 3am with my
    trousers around my ankles, shouting and screaming...."
    
    Ian Astbury, The Cult.
    
    "I would've busted his f*ckin' head; he wouldn't be alive to talk about
    it!"
    
    Jon F*ckin' Bon Jovi on Tommy F*ckin' Lee
    
    "I have absolutely no doubt that this band could take the stage
    anywhere and achieve full erection!"
    
    Mike Bordin, Faith no more.
    
    "I have to say that I have never understood a word Tom Araya f*ckin'
    sings other than AAARRRGGGHHH!!!"
    
    Lemmy, Mot�rhead.
    
    "I mean, I don't even like drinking!!!"
    
    Ozzy
    
    "I firmly believ that AIDS is a form of chemical warfare, invented
    either by the Russions or the Americans..."
    
    Billy Milano, MOD
    
    Flip

    re.24
    Hey Flip...
    	Now you're making THIS topic redundant...
    didn't you enter that already?
    
    /Motorbreath...experiencing deja vu

    
    	Partially...
              
    BK
    

    
    Yeah, so what?  Ozzy's bit was new.... 8^)
    
    Flip

    
    	Michael Monroe was asked which new artists he liked, and he
    	had a hard time answering.  Seems that he likes alot of the
    	older stuff better (Little Richard, to name one).
    
    	He mentioned that he likes Guns 'n' Roses' style, in that
    	they try not to copy others ... they are their own band, but
    	he didn't come right out and say he liked the band.
    
    							GTI
    

    
    	Tommy Lee:
    
    	"I was at my wedding, and I was chewing a piece of gum.  My
    	mother stood up in front of everyone and yelled, "Tommy!
    	Spit out your gum!!"
    
    	I was so embarrassed!!"
    
    							GTI
    

    "I'll tell you what, F#$% the concert and let's go across the freeway
    for a drink, whaddaya say?" - David Lee Roth at US festival '83
    
    "This next one's about a bunch of whores" - Lord Tracy at the Channel
    								   3/91
    
    
    -FESS

    
    
    "There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who make things
    happen, those who just sit back and watch things happen and those who
    say 'What the f**k was that ?'"
    
    David Lee Roth.

    "The lead singer should have become a plumber."
                          Yngwie Malmsteen referring to Steven Pearcy of 
                          Ratt.
    

    re: .32
    
    Yeah, but...  Steven's still singing, isn't he?  Guess that tells ya
    something...
    
    gh

     I'm not a big Ratt fan but wingy is such a DICK!!!!!!

    It's not by a metal musician, but I thought this quote was so cool when
    I read it recently that I wanted to post it.
    
         "Develop your talent, man, and leave the world something.
          Records are really gifts from people.  To think that an 
          artist would love you enough to share his music is a 
          beautiful thing."
    
                                               - Duane Allman

    What's a world full of love without a well-tempered dose of sex?
    
                           Frizkid
    

    
    
    Geoff Tate to crowd in the middle of Live:Mindcrime:
    
    "For those of you who are not familiar with Queensryche and our music,
     your probably wondering what the Hell is going on".
    
                                                            mike
    

Sorry for not sticking right on the subject, but...

Greg, where does that 'goes 11' come from? Wasn't it some interview of a
guitar player who was boasting about his new Marshall's that had the 
master volume range from 0 to 11? Who was the guy and what was the band?


Toffe

    Re. Last
    
    I would hap hazzard a guess it wuz Nigel Tufnell from the legendary
    Spinal Tap.
    
    
    
    Btw.
    
    "Hello Flip. Boring in here today,innit"?
    
    (That`s my memorable heavy metal quote there).
    

    
    Hello Stoo.....for quote of the day, see pn.  8^)
    
    Flip

    ho!ho!
    
    etc.
    
    

>Greg, where does that 'goes 11' come from? Wasn't it some interview of a
>guitar player who was boasting about his new Marshall's that had the 
>master volume range from 0 to 11? Who was the guy and what was the band?

    Right-o, Stu's got it.  It's from Spinal Tap, one of my favorite
    movies.
    
    gh

    Nigel on why Spinal Tap's crowd is mostly teenage boys.  
    
    
    "The lads identify with us. The girls see us in tight trousers and go
    off running. We got armidillos in out trousers. It's really quite 
    frightning."
    
    
    Devil Dog who roooolllleeeedddddd the first time he saw Spinal Tap.
    

"There's such a fine line between stupid, and clever"

    Or how about the description of the vomit their second drummer died
    from. Stuff was classic. I think I'm headed to video king to check this
    out again.

"Kinda hard to dust vomit..."

    Or the first drummer who...
    
    
    ..."Died in a bizarre gardening accident".

    
    'As long as I've got the sex and drugs, I can do without
     the Rock'n' Roll'
    
    
    
    Mic Shrimpton 
    Spinal Tap
    
    

    
    "People don't realize that I started out playing
     the blues."
    
    -- Yngwie Malmsteen
    

    Mussolini may have made the Train run on Time....
    But Not Every_Body had A_Ticket fer that Train..
    
    __Steven Tyler

    Train kept a rollin, all night long...

    Second verse, same as the first...

    In the age of environmental awareness, I'm trying to recycle old
    notes instead of creating new ones...
    
    
                <<< Note 85.21 by CSC32::G_HOUSE "Aces High" >>>
                             -< Nugent can write! >-

    Hey, old Ted speaks surprisingly eloquently!  (certainly more than
    in his lyrics...  8^)) Don't get me wrong, I love his stuff.
                               
    Also notice the dates on the two letters, he obviously responded
    quickly.
    
    gh
    

    
    	RE: .53
    
    	Geez, I know that!!  But not right at the moment!!
    
    
    							GTI

    WOAH!  Where'd _that_ come from?!?  How old was that anyway????
    
    gh

    I'd say About 30_Years.
    
      Crazy_Albery_The_VIII