Conference napalm::heavy_metal

    
    "I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead. I saw her laying in a pool
    of red."

    
    "You're gonna be an overnight sensation."
    
    "I want a hit record, yeah!"
    
    -The Rasberries, Overnight Sensation, Eric Carmen.
    
    "The abusive men in your life,
     they all took your innocence.
     beating, mistreating, endless strife.
     they all took away your life."
    
    -Mystic Powers, Slave to Insanity, by wittle 'old me.

    and now it's all over
    the birds can nest again
    i'll only snow when the 
    sun comes out
    i'll shine only when it 
    starts to rain
    and if you want a drink
    just squeeze my hand
    and wine will flow into
    the land and feed my lambs
    for i am a mirror
    i can reflect the moon
    i will write songs for you
    i'll be your silver spoon
    i'm sorry i took your time
    i am the poem that doesn't rhyme
    just turn back a page
    i'll waste away
    i'll waste away
    i'll waste away
    i'll waste away...
    

    
    "I'm so f*cking broke, I can't even afford to pay attention!"
    
    Date With Poverty - METAL CHURCH!

    
    
    "George the Iguana
    lives in the jungle
    playing in the jungle
    with his iggy friends"
    
    
    - George the Iguana - Genocide

    
    
     Drivin' real fast in my limooo zine
     I got two girl in the back...It's the American dream
    
    So much money but so little time...It seems like yesterday I didn't
    have a dime(No time) 
    
     Got me a mansion and swimming pool...living this luxery is totally
    cool.  It's a long way from bottom and a short drop from the top.
    
                 Frizkid
                        

    "If war's the key, what door will it open?
     Is peace the answer, then what's the question?
    
     War is h*ll
     Peace is h*ll
     Love is h*ll
     What the H*LL?"
    
    		- Living Colour "Fight The Fight"

    
    "One down three to go, "One down three to go, "One down three to go!"
    
    - some obscure punk song about the Beatles that I don't remember the
      name of

    
 "We're gonna burn in hell
  Green Hell Green Hell
  Like every hell but kind of green
  Green Hell Green Hell
  Try let me get back up there
  Green Hell Green Hell
  Feel it burning in your cereal
  Green Hell Green Hell
  Throw our f**kin' friends inside
  Green Hell Green Hell
  Gotta f**kin' pay and you must stay
  Green Hell Green Hell
  Cannot forget about the best
  Green Hell Green Hell
  Hell is reigning in your blood
  Green Hell Green Hell
  Gotta burn it all
  Green hell"
 
  "Here in this place lies the key to your death
   Touch it, see it
   Here in this place sister won't let it in
   Touch it, feel it
   Green hell"
    
    -Green Hell, (c) written by Glen Danzig
 

    I feel the swaying ocean
    from the bottom of the sea
    waves above crashing over me
    
    and every now and then
    I start feeling small
    started strong, just to trip and fall
    
    one day when you need a friend
    people come and go
    sometimes you fly so high
    just to sink so low
    
    but if things gets heavy 
    I won't let you down
    when you're lead astray
    I'll always be around..

A few selected passages from The Dan Reed Network's album 'The Heat'. Some
very cool lyrics throughout this album.....  alan


This won't hurt much, he lied
The tears ran down her soul that night
Her innocence cried, oh cried
Staring down the barrel of a selfish man
Loved her just once, had a sudden change of plans
		- "Blame It On The Moon"

Who needs love, when it feels so good?
		- "Blame It On The Moon"

I care about you
You don't even give a sh*t about me
That's what love is
		- "Mix It Up"

They don't care about your hair
Issue's dead, over and out
Vanity s*cks, I said
		- "Mix It Up"

One thing's for certain, it's curtains
If we keep flirting with fate and hurting with hate
Time to grow up
		- "Mix It Up"

Drugs! That's the life of glamour
But it comes crashing on your head, like a ball-pean hammer
Get rich quick sure, but end up dead on a curb
Or be alive like a ghost in a drive-by suburb
		- "Mix It Up"

I like my body
When it's next to yours
And I love my kisses
When they're mixed with yours
		- "The Heat"

Military spending, and children don't eat
I can't understand, it makes no sense to me
		- "Chill Out"

    "I`ve got myself a nightmare,
     she looks like a wet dream,
     i`ve got myself a cadillac,
     but i can`t afford the gasoline"
    
    I wuz listening to that last neet - Down Payment Blues by AC/DC.
    
    

    But no forgetting the classic AC/DC ditty...
    
    'Some balls are held for charity,
     and some for fancy dress
     but when they're held for pleasure
     they're the balls that I like best.
    
     My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right
     its my belief that my big balls should be held every night.'
    
    BIG BALLS - AC/DC

    Or perhaps
    
    "She had the face of an angel,smiling with sin,
     the body of Venus de Milo with arms.
     I wuz feeling the danger,stroking her skin,
     like the thunder and lighting in storms.
     She wasn`t the first,she wasn`t the last,
     it wasn`t like she didn`t care,
     she wanted it hard,she wanted it fast,
     she liked it done medium rare".
    
    -Touch too much by AC/DC
    
    

    "...Woke up next morning with a trashcan head
    When I looked to my left OH Lord I wished I was dead.
    Frankenstein's daughter was all curled up on me
    I said "I gotta go home It's an emergency"
    And she said "but you are home"..."
    
    Gotta love tequila shooters.                   

    "i just love the life i lead,
     another beer is what i need,
     another gig,my ears bleed"
    

    Aye,you`re right there.
    
    It is of course from "We are the road crew" by Motorhead.
    
    "Another town i`ve left behind,
     another drink,completely blind,
     another hotel i can`t find.
     driving like a maniac,
     driving all the way to hell and back,
     Another room,my case is packed.
    
     We are are the road crew...that`s right!"
      

    I was a punk before you were a punk.
    You don't believe me?Just step out and see.
    
    I was a punk before you were a punk.
    You want some action?I'll put your ass in traction!!
    
                      Crazy_X_punk_Al

>    I was a punk before you were a punk.
>    You want some action?I'll put your ass in traction!!

How about a baby's arm holding an apple?

    
    "It would be nice to walk upon the water, to talk again with Angels at
    my side."
    
    _Alice Cooper, Second Coming

    Shes Cool
    In bed
    Well,she ought to be
    Cause Ethyl's Dead....
    
    
                          Crazy_The_Coop_Al

    And she asked me why
    The singer's name was Alice...
    
    
    I saw a man who was choking there
    I guess he couldn't breathe (too well)
    
    
    			Alice Cooper
    

    
    I wish I were born in Beverly Hills,
    I sware I couldn't drink half as mush as she spilled,
    I want to live it up, get my kicks and thrills
    Be a gigolo lover and send her the bills.
                                                 A.C.

    I got my own way to go and now I want to take your minds
    I believe if you could see the blood between the lines
    I believe that you could be a better kind
    Please lead the way so the unborn can play
    On some greener hill
    Laugh as the flames eat their burning remains
    Fools die laughing still
    
    				Deep Purple - Fools

You're a bum
You're  a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Living there almost dead on a drip
in that bed

You scum bag
You maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God
It's our last

Fairytale of New York   The Pogues...

    Great song. Great band. 
    
    "White youth,black youth,
     you`d better find a new solution.
     Why not call up,Robin Hood today?
     get yourself some wealth distribution.
    
     Punk rocker,is part of the decay,
     but he`s not listening anyway.
     they`re too busy,fighting,
     and looking good,under the lighting.
    
     The new recruits,are not concerned,
     with what there is to be learned.
     They wear Burton Suits,
     ha,you think it`s funny,
     turning rebellion into money".
    
    White Man in Hammersmith Palais - The Clash being disillusioned with
    punk in `78.
    
    Er,well the lyrics probably meant something at the time.
    

    He creeps up behind you his eyes burn a hole in your back,
    a footstep behind you he lunges prepared for attack...
    
    (or something like that)
    
    /
    \teviefluff
    /

    
    re .242
    
    Nay! 'Tis "Killers" by Iron Maiden surely?
    
    Here's some lyrics in part; simple rhymes more than anything
    else, from a chap who wrote some of the best hard rock lyrics
    of his era. These are'nt his best, but they're catchy none the 
    less. 
    
    "People that despise you will analyse and criticise you
     They'll tell lies, scandalize untill they realise you
     Were somebody they should have apologised to
     Don't let these people compromise you...be wise to.
    
     You.......can do anything you wanna do
     It's not wrong what I'm singing it's true
     You.......can do anything you wanna do
     Do what you want!
    
     "Do Anything You Wanna Do" - Thin Lizzy.
    
     barry.
     
    
             

Skulking in the mean streets
Whispering in the halls,
Red light bandits on the corner 
Give no quarter calls,
Infectious garbabge fills the streets 
And in their eyes you know, 
A thin blue line bends and breaks
To stop the overflow.

Fan the flames of the city's heat
In dark corners hiding their deceit,
Desperation as the trouble flares
Alarm guns ring, running scared.....

And you're long gone 
Down in this hell
Long gone 
Down in this Hell

But baby won't you hold me tight
Let your sulphurs fill my night
We've got a dream don't let it slip away,
And in your eyes I can see the fear
This time baby sheds a tear 
** can't make out this line **

I saw the stars come out tonight
So lonely and immune 
Summer rains kiss the streets
That bleed like open wounds
Patrol cars sweep the avenues 
Down on 48th
While faces in dark doorways 
Wait around to hate

Fan the flames of the city's heat
In dark corners hiding their deceit
Desperation as the trouble flares
Alarm guns ring, running scared.....

And you're long gone 
Down in this hell
Long gone
Down in this hell



The above has been recited from memory so by all accounts it's not gonna 
be spot on. UFO never seemed to publish lyric sheets with their albums
until "Making Contact." This IMHO is the best lyric written by Phil Mogg
ever ever ever. 

barry.

p.s. "Profession of Violence" has some brilliant lines too. Must dig
it out again.

    When he gets in a scrape
    he makes his escape
    with the help of his friend
    an ape named Ape.

    If you're looking for trouble
    I'm the best here's ever been
    better not get to close to me
    I get under skin
    If you like it evil 
    then the nightmare never ends
    Holy Mary bless my soul
     I'M A LAD IN SIN
    
              Friz
    

    I remember the first day at my job,
    i didn`t get on too well with the foreman Bob,
    Do this,do that, he was a sargeant in the R.A.F.
    No one pushes Billy Hunt around,
    well they do,but not for long.
    
    Er,sorry.
    

    	People are stirred
    	Moved by the word
    	Kneel at the Shrine
    	Deceived by the wine
    	
    	How was the earth concieved?
    	Infinite Space
    	Is there such a place?
    	You must believe in the Human Race
    	
    	Can you believe
    	God makes you breath
    	Why did he lose
    	Six million Jews?
    	
    	Search by the wings
    	this ange brings
    	Sad winter's storm
    	Brave autumn's dawn
    	
    	Who looks on life itself?
    	Who lights your way?
    	Only you can say
    	How can you just obey?
    	
    	Don't need the word
    	Now that you've heard
    	Don't be afraid
    	Man is man-made
    	
    	And when the hour comes
    	Don't turn awy
    	Face the light of day
    	And do it your way
    	
    	It's the only way

	I am the Pagan man, I speak for all my kind..
	When I criticise your point of view, your hollow state of mind..
	You say that I'm an animal.. well this at least is true..
	I'm a thinking, breathing, human being

	WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU!!

Crowd banter, Freddie Mercury from Queen's Live at Wembley '86:


Freddie:  You know something there's been a lot of rumors lately about a
	certain band called Queen and the rumors are that we're going to 
	split up.  What do you think?

crowd:  NO!

Freddie:  They're talking from here...

crowd:  Yeah!

Freddie:  My apologies, but I have to say what I want.  You know what I mean?
	So forget those rumors, we're going to stay together until we
	f---ing well die I'm sure.

	I keep wanting to leave, but they won't let me.  We're not bad for
	4 aging queens are we?  What do you think?

	This is a new song, "Who Wants to Live Forever"?

    "Dunno about your brains but you look alright".
    
    - All Night Long by Rainbow.
    

    
    	Well if you ask me I will tell you that it's time now baby
    	Give me your hand I promise love will take us home
    	There is a road and we will know it when we see it
    	Maybe it is the way to take us back where we belong

    If you`re looking for trouble,
    i`m the man to see,
    and if you`re looking for satisfaction,
    satisfaction,guaranteed.
    
    I`m cooler than a bottle on ice,
    hotter than a rolling dice,
    give me an inch and i`ll send you a mile,
    i`m gonna make you smile.
    
    AC/DC - Live Wire.
    

beach baby, beach baby give me a hand

Tim

    Jet Boy, Jet Girl...

    Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away 
    Now it looks as though their here to stay...

    
    Hit the road Jack, and doncha come back no more no more no more no more!

    In my eyes, I'm not lazy
    In my face, it's not over
    In your room, I'm not older
    In your eyes, I'm not worth it
    
    Gimme back my alcohol
    Gimme back my alcohol
    Gimme back my alcohol
    Gimme back my alcohol
    Gimme back my alcohol
    Gimme back my alcohol
    Gimme back my, gimme back my, gimme back my aaaaaaaaaaa
    

A horse is a horse, 
of course, 
of course
And noone can talk to a horse of course
That is of course 
Unless the horse 
Is the famous Mr. Ed...
    
Go right to the source 
and ask the horse...

The end of the Civil war was near,
When quite accidentally
A hero who sneezed,
Abruptly seized retreat
And reversed it to victory.

His medal of honor pleased and thrilled
His proud little family group
But pinning it on some blood was spilled
And so it was planned he command F-Troop.

Where Indian (sic) fights
Were colorful sights
And nobody takes a lickin'
Where paleface and redskin (sic)
Both turn chicken.

When drilling and fighting get them down
They know their moral won't droop
As long as they all relax in town
Before they resume, with a bang and a boom
F-TROOP!!

C                               G
Come listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed.
                           C
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed
                        F
Then one day he was shootin at some food
G                                        C    
And up through the ground came a-bubblin' crude
[spoken] Oil, that is.  Black gold.  Texas Tea.

Well, next thing ya know ol' Jed's a millionare.
Kin folks said, `Jed, move away from there.'
They said, `California is the place ya oughta be,'
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
[spoken]...Hills that is.  Swimmin' pools.  Movie stars.

[a couple bars of the theme]

Well, now it's time to say good-bye to Jed and all his kin.
They would like to thank you all for kindly stoppin' in.
You're all invited back next week to this locality,
To have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.
[spoken] (something I can't recall because I always exclaim, `HORSE BRUTALITY?'
          at this point)
         Y'all come back now, ya here?

    
    and I meant
    every word I said
    when I said that I love you
    I meant that I'd love you forever
    
    ...and I'm gonna keep on lovin you
    cuz it's the only thing I wanna do
    

    Ta_Ra_Ra  Booms_Ie_A
    I'll Take yer Pants Away
    And While Yer Standin There
    I'll steal Yer Under_Ware
    
    
              Crazy_One_Of_My_Favs_Al

Here we come, walkin' down the street
We get the funniest looks from everyone we meet
Hey hey, we're the Monkees, and people say we monkey around
But we're too busy singing to put anybody down

We go wherever we want to, do what we like to do
We don't have time to get restless, there's always something new

Hey hey, we're the Monkees, and people say we monkey around
But we're too busy singing to put anybody down

We're just tryin' to be friendly, come and watch us sing and play
'Cause we're the young generation, and we got something to say

Anytime or anywhere, just look over your shoulder
Guess who'll be standin' there

Guess mine is not the first heart broken
My eyes are not the first to cry
I'm not the first to know there's just no gettin' over you

I know I'm just a fool who's willing
To sit around and wait for you
But baby can't you see there's nothing else for me to do
I'm hopelessly de - vot   -   ed to you
But now
There's nowhere to hide since you pushed my love aside
I'm out of my head,  hopelessly devoted to you
Hopelessly devoted to you
Hopelessly devoted to you

My head is saying fool forget him
My heart is saying don't let go
Hold on till the end, and that's what I intend to do
Hopelessly devoted to you
But now

There's nowhere to hide since you pushed my love aside
I'm out of my head,  hopelessly devoted to you
Hopelessly devoted to you
Hopelessly devoted to you

   Summer lovin', had me a blast
   Summer lovin', happened so fast
   Met a girl, crazy for me
   Met a boy, cute as can be

   Summer days, drifting away
   But oh, oh, those summer nights, a well-a, well-a, well-a
   Uh, tell me more, tell me more, did you get very far?
   Tell me more, tell me more, like does he own a car?

She swam by me, she got a cramp
He ran by me, got my suit damp
Saved her life, she nearly drowned
He showed off, splashing around

Summer sun, something's begun
But oh, oh, those summer nights, a well-a, well-a, well-a

Uh, tell me more, tell me more, was it love at first sight?
Tell me more, tell me more, did she put up a fight?

Took her bowling in the arcade
We went strolling, drank lemonade
We made out under the dock
We stayed out till ten o'clock

   Summer fling don't mean a thing
   But oh, oh, those summer nights

   Tell me more, tell me more, like, you don't have to brag
   Tell me more, tell me more, 'cause he sounds like a drag
   (Shoowap bop bop, shoowap bop bop, shoowap bop bop, shoowap bop bop)

   He got friendly, holding my hand
   She got friendly, down on the sand
   He was sweet, just turned eighteen
   She was good, you know what I mean

   Summer heat, boy and girl meet
   Then oh, oh, those summer nights

   Tell me more, tell me more, how much dough did he spend?
   Tell me more, tell me more, could she get me a friend?

   It turned colder, that's where it ends
   So I told her we'd still be friends
   Then we made our true love vow
   Wonder what she's doing now

   Summer dreams, ripped at the seams
   But oh, those summer nights

Jitterbug 
    
You put the boom boom into my heart
You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts
Jitterbug into my brain
Goes a-bang-bang-bang till my feet do the same

But something's bugging you
Something ain't right   
My best friend told me what you did last night

Left me sleepin' in my bed
I was dreaming but I should have been with you instead

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
    
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not planning on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight  
    
I wanna hit that high
Yeah yeah

Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town,
Been a whole lot happier without her face around
Nobody upstairs gonna stomp and shout
Nobody at the back door throwin' my laundry out
She holds the shotgun while you dote-se-do
She want one man made of Hercules and Cyrano
Been a whole lot easier since the bitch is gone,
Little miss little miss little miss can't be wrong

Little miss little miss little miss can't be wrong
Ain't nobody gonna bow no more when you sound your gong
Little miss little miss little miss can't be wrong
What you gonna do to get into another one of these here Rock & Roll songs

Other people's songs they ain't your hand-me-downs
Would it be so bad if you simply turned around
You cook so well, all nice & French
You do your brain surgery too Momma, wit yo monkey wrench

I hope them cigarettes are gonna make you cough
I hope you hear this song, and it pisses you off
I take that back I hope you're doin fine
And if I had a dollar, I might give you ninety-nine

    "There Are Two Little Magic Words
    That can Open Any Door With Ease.
    One Little Word is`Thanxs'
    And the Other Little_Word is`Please'.
    
    
    
        Crazy_I_Know_Nice_Ones_Too_Al

    
    Abra abra Cadabra...
    I'm gonna reach out and grab ya.
    
    
    

    By the time I get to Phoenix
    She'll be rising
    
    Glen Campbell.
    

    New York London Paris Munich,
    Everybody talk about Pop Music,
    Talk about, Pop Music
    Shoobie doobie doo-wop
    I want to dedicate this....
    Boo-Boo-Shoo-Bop...

    Come on feel da noize
    Girls rock your boys
    We'll get wild, wild, wild
    wild, wild
    
    Come  on feel da noize
    Girls rock your boys
    We'll get wild, wild, wild
    wild, wild
    
    So you think my singing's out of style,
    it makes me money
    I don't know why... I don't know why...
    So you think my singing's out of time (?)
    it may sound funny
    I don't know why, I don't know why any more, oh no...
    
    So... Come  on feel da noize
    Girls rock your boys
    We'll get wild, wild, wild
    wild, wild
    
    Come  on feel da noize
    Girls rock your boys
    We'll get wild, wild, wild
    wild, wild

	If I leave here tomorrow,
	would you still remember me?
	Cause I must be travellin' on now,
	there's too many places I got to see.
	And if I stay here with you girl,
	Things just couldn't be the same,
	Cause I'm as free as a bird now, 
	And this bird you'll never chain,
	And this bird you'll never change....

	
	Bye bye baby, it's been a sweet love,
	you know this feelin' I can't change,
	Please don't take it so badly,
	Lord knows I'm to blame,
	And if I stay here with you girl,
	Things just couldn't be the same,
	Cause I'm as free as a bird now, 
	And this bird you'll never chain,
	And this bird you'll never change....

	And this bird you'll never change,
	Lord, help me I can't change....

	Oh won't you fly, high, Free Bird......

    There`s something about that boy i don`t like,
    We got things to do we got things to buy,
    and you`re wasting your time with some creepy guy.
    Hey,shut up chick that`s a friend of mine,
    just watch your mouth,you`re out of line.
    
    -Young Guns by Wham. ho!ho!
    
    
    
    

    He kinda shoulda sorta woulda loved her if he could've                
    The story's getting closer to the end
    He kinda shoulda sorta woulda loved her if he could've
    He'd rather be alone that pretend
    
    She just wanted him to love her but he didn't
    He took to the woods and wandered in it
    Walked along and on until they couldn't
    Stole himself to tell her that he wouldn't
    
    He kinda shoulda sorta would've loved her if he could've....etc. etc..
    

     Re: Greg,
        
    	>SICK!!!
    	   No, I think this is SICK
    
	Deny resurrection, behead the nazarene son
	Foredoomed holy spirit, our war at last be won
	Legion crush jehovah, see through the faceless dog
	Untie our world from Satan
	You know it can't be done

	Wipe away this world of unworth
	Decapitation, Satanic rebirth
	Off with his head to sever his soul
	Beheaded prophet the suffer is yours 
	    "Forever.........."

	Virgin, mother murdered, once warned, but now is dead
	Destroyed heaven's kingdom, in flames the righteous fled
	Legion, thou has waited, beface the sacred dog
	Satan's revelation, this world will always be ours
	
	End of god the way it must be
	Behead the prophet, let Satan free....

	No god, no lord shall live
	What always has should never been
	No god, no lord shall live
	Behead the prophet and we win

	No man to begotten
	Infant jesus dead
	End of god forever, cast among the soul of Hell
	Thou who has imprisoned, suffer by your own demise
	Execrate the revelation, MASTER SATAN RISE!


 	
	-Dle
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    Hey Dle, nice to have you back, NOT!
    
    from the still born cradle
    where the nations sleep
    to the halls of learning
    where the new gods meet
    no one knows the reason
    why the shadows swell
    but the distant ringing
    of the mission bells
    
    there is no heaven and there is no hell
    but they still keep ringin' up the mission bells
    dead men have no tales to tell
    but they still keep ringin' up the mission bells
    
    the bland lead the bland
    in a pale new world
    where dreams of democracy
    are now unfurled
    on the lips of infallicy
    a peace proclaimed 
    breath of revolution
    without change
    
    there is no heaven and there is no hell
    but they still keep ringin' up the mission bells
    dead men have no tales to tell
    but they still keep ringin' up the mission bells
    
    hear the words of the prophets
    see the men on stilts
    as they bow to the effigies
    that they have built
    once faith was a virtue
    now its use is denied
    and the bones bleach white
    under western skies
    
    there is no heaven and there is no hell
    but they still keep ringin' up the mission bells
    dead men have no tales to tell
    but they still keep ringin' up the mission bells
    there is no heaven and there is no hell
    but they still keep ringin' up the mission bells
    we were there the day the red god fell
    but they still keep ringin' up the mission bells
    
    Luke 21:33

    A Friend of mine Once told me
    His One_And_Only Aim
    Was to Build Him_Self A Castle
    And on it put His Name
    Now all of thats been Blown_Away.

   Let me tell you a story 'bout a hot rod race
   Them Fords and Lincolns was settin' the pace
   This story is true I'm here to say
   I was drivin' that Model A
    
   Got a Lincoln motor -- really souped up
   Model A body makes it look like a pup
   Got 8 cylinders, use 'em all
   Got overdrive, never stalls
    
   A four barrel carb and dual exhaust
   With four lovin' gears you can really get lost
   Got safety tubes; I ain't scared
   The brakes are good, tires fair
    
   Now I pulled outa San Pedro late one night
   The moon and stars were shinin' bright
   Drivin' up that grapevine hill
   Passin' cars like they was standin' still
    
   All of a sudden in a wink of an eye
   A Cadillac Sedan done passed me by
   I said boys there's a mark for me
   By then the tail-lights was all you could seeo
    
   Boys all ribbed me for bein' behind
   I thought I'd make my Lincoln unwind
   Took my foot off the gas and man alive
   Shifted on down into overdrive
    
   Wound it up to a hundred and ten
   Spedometer said that I hit top end
   My foot was glued like lead to the floor
   That's all there is and there ain't no more
    
   Everybody thought I'd lost my sense
   Telephone poles looked like a picket fence
   They said slow down I see spots
   Lines on the road just look like dots
    
   I took a corner, side-swiped a truck
   Crossed my fingers just for luck
   Fenders was clickin' on the guard rail posts
   The guy beside me was white as a ghost
    
   Smoke was comin' from outa the back
   And I started to gain on that Cadillac
   Knew I could catch him, I thought I could pass
   You know by then I'd be low on gas
    
   Flames was rollin' from outa the side
   You could feel the tension man what a ride
   Said look out I gotta liscense to fly
   The Caddy pulled over and let me by
    
   All of a sudden she started a knockin'
   Then down in the dip she starts a rockin'
   I looked in the mirror, red light was blinkin'
   The cops was after my Hot Rod Lincoln
    
   They arrested me and put me in jail
   And called my pappy to throw my bail
   He said son you're gonna drive me to drinkin'
   If you don't stop drivin' that Hot Rod Lincoln

    
    	"Sex is like a gun....you aim....you fire.... you run" 
    
        Aerosmith, "Flesh".
    
        -Tony (made me chuckle anyway)

    
    "If you do what you've always done you'll always get what you've
    always got - Could that be nuthin' ?"
    
    Aerosmith - Get a Grip.

    
    
    I've a heart of stone
    and a will of steel
    a tattoed pecker
    and a batmobile
    
    
    the 4 horsemen.......hard rockin' man!

    "They say jump 
     you just say 'how high'
     you're brain dead 
     you got a f***** bullet in your head"
    
    					RATM

	'Well I would walk five-hundred miles
	 and *I* would walk five-hundred more
	 Just to be the man who walked a thousand
	 mIlEs to fall down at your door
	 DA DAH DA, da dah da 
	 DA DAH DA, da dah da
	 da da dun da la dun da la dun dun dun'
	 

A couple excerpts from one of the best songs to come out last year, imo....
(unjustly ignored by radio):

"Well you've been to the clubs and the discoteques
 Where they deal one another from the bottom of the deck of promises
 Where the cautious loners and emotional wrecks
 Do an acting stretch as a way to hide the obvious
 And the lights go down and they dance real close
 And for one brief instant they pretend they're safe and warm
 Then the beat gets louder and the mood is gone
 The darkness scatters as the lights flash on
 They hold one another just a little too long
 And they move apart, and then move on
 On to the street, on to the next
 Safe in the knowledge that they tried
 Faking the smile, hiding the pain
 Never satisfying the fire inside"

"Now the hour is late and he thinks you're asleep
 And you listen to him dress and you listen to him leave like you knew he would
 You hear his car pull away in the street
 Then you move to the door and you lock it
 Know he's gone for good
 The you walk to the window and you stare at the moon
 Riding high and lonesome through the starlit sky
 And it come to you how it all slips away
 Youth and beauty are gone one day
 No matter what you dream or feel or say
 It ends in dust and disarray"

"The Fire Inside" by Bob Seger.

alan

     We've got liquor in the front and poker in the rear.
    Vince Neil, Sister of Pain.
    
    Bring a girl friend
    Maybe bring two
    I got my camera 
    make a star outta you
    
    Lets inject it
    Photograph it
    Down to the subway
    Let the younger boys have it.
    
    Motley Crue, Ten Seconds To Love.

    
     Hum....Tough One But I'll have to Say...
    
    
      Beat it...Beat it....Even if you can't Feel It...
    Beat It...Beat it ....
    
    /sax
    

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm
I been kicked around since I was born.
But now it's alright, it's okay,
You may look the other way;
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.
 
Whether you're a brother 
Or whether you're another 
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah ha ha ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive,
Ah ha ha ha, stayin' alive.
 
Now, I get low and I get high,
If I can't get either, I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes,
I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.
And it's alright, it's okay,
We live to see another day.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.
 
Whether you're a brother 
Or whether you're another 
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah ha ha ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive,
Ah ha ha ha, stayin' alive.

    
    	Yeah ... ROOLIN!!
    
    	Do you know "Grease"?
    
    							GTI
    

    
    
    	Speaking of wet and hot....did anyone else catch the
    	marathon showing of the 6 episodes of HBOs "Real Sex"
    	last night?  Caught some of it while I was flipping 
    	channels last night after class.  Explicit stuff.
    
    	

    "Darling its betta, down where its whetta"

    
    	RE: .174
    
    	Under the SEA! 
    
    	hee hee
    
    	RE: Stayin' Alive
    
    	I sincerely HOPE you got those lyrics off a lyric sheet.
    	I could never understand a WORD those Bee Gee type guys
    	said. (8
    
    	tigg~~~ mumblebumblesomethinmgsomething Stayin' Alive! 

    Re::.170  -<No,but I know KY>-
    
    Well,If yer Listenin to that Stuff..You MUST know KY_Jelly.
    
    
       Crazy__Bwwaaaaaaaaaaahah_Set_Up_Mickey_Al

    "DO THE HUSTLE!  Do the hustle!"

    
    
    
    
    			CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES -- C'MON!

    
    	"First I was afraid, I was petrified ..."
    
    
    							GTI

    "burn baby burn"

Boogiie Ooogiie Ooogie

    
    
    	Night fever, night fever.....
    

    
    	"I'm your boogie man ..."
    
    	"Born ... born to be alive"
    
    	"Someone read the letter you wrote me on the radio ..."
    
    	"I'm just a soul whose intentions are good ..."
    
    
    							GTI
    

 >>  	"Someone read the letter you wrote me on the radio ..."
 
    
    Killer fackin tune!

    
    	Yup, sure is ... heard it on the radio [pun not intended] yesterday
    	and did my best to match her note for note.
    
    	You guessed it ... I couldn't do it, and nobody here was impressed
    	that I was trying.
    
    	8^)
    
    							GTI
    

    Ah ah ah ah stayin alive stayin alive
    

    
    
    	It's fun to stay at the Y M C A!!
    
    

    
    In the Navy...

    
    	"Short People Have NO Reason to Live"

    
    
       Grind in an odyssey holocaust heart kickin out tomorrow, breakdown
    agony said extacy in overdrive, we're ridin on the world thunderkiss'n
    1965 yeah WOW!  Or- My soul salvation liberation on the drive. how
    bout' Step! to the moonshine frezy hail the ressurection.
    
    
    (( Does he just add random words from a thesaurus or what?? ))
    
    
                                                *B*
    
                                                                 

    >>	"Short People Have NO Reason to Live"
    
    I've been saying that for over a year now!
    ;')

    speaking of Randy Newman...
    

    
    Do you know the way to San Jose?

    We had joy we had fun
    we had seasons in the sun

I tried to move my arm but there's no feeling...
I look, and see there's nothing there...

    
    	"Skyrockets in flight ... afternoon delight!!"
    
    
    							GTI
    

    ...bloody hell!
    
    
    							ian

    
    .200????
    

    
    ...haven't we both got better things to do?
    Midnight Blue!
    Even the simple things become rough
    Haven't we had enough?

    Domin kneee, ka nicka nicka....

    .198
    
    Man...that one really got to me.  A shiver ran up my spine and I
    started feeling a real fuzzy sensation on my tongue.
    
    
    BRRRRRRR!!!!

    re: Ian
    
    See what joy's you miss when you're off for a few days?
    
    Greg

    thats the only reason I'm in right now...nothing to do with extra
    money!  8)
    
    
    						ian

...you sexy thing

boing

    Here's a blast from the past: 
    
    "Love beat, feel my heartbeat" - Tony DeFranco and the DeFranco Family

    Actually it's I think you got that mixed up:
    
    	"Heartbeat, it's a love beat, and when we meet,..."
    
    

    Hey !! I have that album... Its kinda LIKE Awessssommmeee!

     "Knock 3 times on the ceiling if you want me
         Twice on the pipes, if the answer is no"

    
    I have "Heartbeat...." too!  I used to get a ton of 45's from Twins'
    Pizza, No. Providence, RI, 'cause they sold old jukebox '45's for
    10� a piece!
    
    70's rool.

    If you paid 10 cents for "Heartbeat", I'd still say you were ripped
    off!

    you people are GROSS!

... and when you're where you should be all the time, and when you're not,
    you're with some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend...

don't_ask_it_wasn't_me_Droid  (%^o

    Day_By_Day
     Day_By_Day
    
        Oh Sweet Lord,These things I Pray....

    
    Innocense raped with napalm fire
    
   / Bad Religion
    

    
>     Innocense raped with napalm fire
>    
>   / Bad Religion
    
     
    Do they have a cover of "21st Century Schizoid Man"?

    It wouldn't be "21st Century Schizoid Man" without the fuzz!
    
    gh

    re -2
    Not a cover but "influenced by the song 21...."
    It's called ...digital boy.
    
    another fav on the lines:
    
    Went to a disco on a saqturday night
    la la la la la la la
    but I couldn't dance 'cause my pants were too tight
    la la la la la la la 
    
    - Hard-Ons
    
    Henri

    
    A low tide and a high rock caused my predicament...

As my parting shot in this conference (I leave on Friday), the following 
seemed to have a certain ring to it in the current circumstances.

Picture the scene. Stuck in heavy traffic on the motorway. As usual, I 
have the stereo well cranked (speakers are about to bottom out at any moment).
What comes on?

	Joe Walsh "Rocky Mountain Way"

And this verse caught my attention.

	He's telling us this and telling us that
	Changing it day by day
	Says it doesn't matter
	Bases are loaded, the cases are packed
	Doing it play by play
	Time to change the batter

Ta-ra all and best of luck to everyone.

Keef.

    
    Sammy was low, watching the show
    over and over again
    knew it was time he made up his mind
    to leave his sad life behind
    
    His boss said to him "now listen boy,
    you're always dreaming.  You've got
    no real ambition, you won't get very far.
    Sammy who do you think that you are?  
    Why can't you be happy at the Emerald bar?"
    
    Spread your wings and fly away...
    

    Thanks Muffin,,,, Lovin it Lovin it!!
    
    
	FREDDIE!!!!!

    Jesse ride through the night
    under the main street lights
    ridin slow..
    
    This ole town ain't the same
    now nobody knows his name
    times have changed
    but still he rides..

    Not a "lyric" but definitely "lyrical":
    
    
    	Cop holding guy who's come back from
        the grave at gunpoint:  
    
    			"Move and you're dead!"
    	
    	Dead guy: 
    			"I'm dead and I move"
    
    This year's "Make My Day" IMHO

    
    
     Must be from the Branden Lee Movie....THE CROW....  :)
    

    
    That movie roolz!
    
    

    Somebody help Buck!  He's stuck in a Journey time warp!

    actually, a Journey/Vessell time warp ... only slightly different
    bands, really...

_    /|            _    /|             _    /|            _    /|
\'o.O'             \'o.O'              \'o.O'             \'o.O'
=(___)=   Aack!!!  =(___)=   Aack!!!   =(___)=   Aack!!!  =(___)=   Aack!!!
   U                  U                   U                  U

    
    The Crow,,,,, Is EXCELLENT,,

    > The Crow,,,,, Is EXCELLENT,,

Esp. with barbecue sauce

Droid

    I just have to share the following lyrical tidbit with you, as I
    *cannot* remove it from running through my brain today!
    
    
    		Likely or not, it's a dream that we keep,
    		and at odds with our senses, we'll find
    	 	that if faith is the answer, we've already reached it,
		and if spirit's a sign, then it's only a matter of time!

    
    killer tune!
    
    

    Had wild dreams
    Walkin' the streets
    Hell, we were young
    Never looked back
    So we took our dreams
    Ran like hell
    Lived our youth 
    From the wishing well
    Me and the boys made a pact
    To live or die
    No turning back 
    Scarred for life
    All my best friends died
    I lost my mind
    It made me hate
    I can't escape, I can't escape...
    
    With a possible Crue re-union, Motley hasn't left my CD player,
    and this was always one of my fav's. Especially the line "me and
    the boys made a pact..."

    
    rulin album
    

    
    	Was that from "Too Fast for Love"?  I haven't heard that album
    	in a LONG time.
    
    	Heck, I haven't heard ALOT of albums in a LONG time.  [Hit the
    	bargain bin at Strawberries yesterday and picked up 9 more CD's
    	for an average of $7 each, including "Billy Joel with Attila -
    	Rollin' Home"].
    

    	No it was from Shout at the Devil, last song on the CD. But
    now that you mentioned Too Fast for Love, I love (the whole CD)
    but also the final song On with the Show...Great songs...
    

    I Saw her Snatch
    The Suit_Case from the Window.
    I Kissed her But
    She left me Just the same.
    Watched her go Down
    on to The Station
    To See her Brother
    Jack Off to the Staion.
    
    
          Crazy_Great_Sing_Along_Song_Al

    	Who's that, I might just buy the album...Thats hilarious...
    

    
    	I was ridin' on a train to Austin Texas,
    	when a very lovely lady sat next to me.
    	When she got up to eat,
    	she asked if I would hold her seat.
    	I was more than happy to,
    	and now there's more I'd like to do.
    
    	I wanna kiss her but she won't let me,
    	I wanna whisper sweet nothings in her ear.
    	I wanna hold her behind closed doors and more,
    	I wanna kiss her but she won't let me.
    
    	When she returned she said she was an actress.
    	She showed me an album of pictures of her opening,
    	which she'd been sittin' on.
    	She seemed as sweet as she could be,
    	but I could surely see,
    	she was the kind of girl
    	who stole men's hearts then 'recked 'em.
    
    	I wanna kiss her but she won't let me,
    	I wanna whisper sweet nothings in her ear.
    	I wanna hold her behind closed doors and more,
    	I wanna kiss her but she won't let me.
    

    
    	OK, I remembered the last verse.  And the guy's name is Tim
    	[something], and I 1st saw him do this song on STARCASE [any-
    	one remember that?] in the early 80's.
    
    	I was ridin' on a train to Austin Texas,
    	when a very lovely lady sat next to me.
    	When she got up to eat,
    	she asked if I would hold her seat.
    	I was more than happy to,
    	and now there's more I'd like to do.
    
    	I wanna kiss her but she won't let me,
    	I wanna whisper sweet nothings in her ear.
    	I wanna hold her behind closed doors and more,
    	I wanna kiss her but she won't let me.
    
    	When she returned she said she was an actress.
    	She showed me an album of pictures of her opening,
    	which she'd been sittin' on.
    	She seemed as sweet as she could be,
    	but I could clearly see,
    	she was the kind of girl
    	who stole men's hearts then 'recked 'em.
    
    	I wanna kiss her but she won't let me,
    	I wanna whisper sweet nothings in her ear.
    	I wanna hold her behind closed doors and more,
    	I wanna kiss her but she won't let me.
    
    	I'll never forget that train ride down to Austin.
    	We shared our seat, and we shared our tales.
    	But as my heart tried to leave her behind,
    	regrets are all I'd find.
    	'Coz I hoped I'd get that girl in the end
    
    	I wanna kiss her but she won't let me,
    	I wanna whisper sweet nothings in her ear.
    	I wanna hold her behind closed doors and more,
    	I wanna kiss her but she won't let me.
    

    Thanks Shawn,
    
    I've been trying to remember that song for years...

    
    	If you remember his last name, let me know!!
    

    
    	Stopped into a music store in Westboro MA ["Beat'n Trax", I think]
    	and went through the "4 for $10" CD bin a couple weeks ago and
    	came out with 8 new CD's for 1/5 regular price.
    
    	One of them is a real gem from Skrapp Mettle called "Sensitive".
    	The title track starts out:
    
    	"You're so sensitive,
    	 I'm gonna slap you in the face when I meet you.
    	 You're so sensitive,
    	 I'm gonna tie you to a tree and beat you.
    	 You're so sensitive, sensitive ... now piss off!!"
    
    	The rest of the songs are just as meaningful and thought-provoking.
    	8^)
    

    I Got One Hand in My Pocket and The Others Holding A Hustler Magazine.

    
    	BTW, the guy who wrote the song in .242 is Tim Cavanaugh.  He
    	also did a parody of "99 Red Balloons" called "99 Dead Babboons"
    	with the premise that he had heard the German and English vers-
    	ions and was surprised to hear that the translation to English
    	wasn't exactly accurate:
    
    	"Hello Bobby, my old friend,
    	 it's good to see you once again.
    	 How's your mother, how's your aunt,
    	 how's your father's skin diving suit?
    
    	 That's one of the lines I'm not real sure about."
    
    
    	The song's a riot.
    

    
    	Related to .239, there's a song called "How's Your Whole Family",
    	including:
    
    	"How's your whole, family,
    	 how's your whole, family,
    	 how's your whole, family,
    	 how is your whole, family.
    
    	 Suck on a stiff cocktail with me,
    	 suck on a stiff cocktail with me,
    	 suck on a stiff cocktail with me,
    	 suck on a stiff cocktail with me."
    
    
    	And there are a bunch of verses of similar innuendo.
    

    
    	"Now if you can only send a dollar or 2,
    	 there's not a hell of a lot I can offer for you.
    	 But if you want the key to Heaven's door,
    	 make out a check for $500 or more."
    
    	"Send Me Your Money" - Suicidal Tendencies
    

     
    -1,
    Sounds very similar to:
    
    'Send me money, send me green.
    Heaven you will meet.
    Make a contribution and you get the better seat.'
    
    'Leper Messiah' - Metallica
    
    Dave
    

    We'll take your mamma's dentures (if) they got gold in 'em!!

    
    	"Lights, camera ... silence on the set!!  Tape rolling ...
    	3, 2, 1 ... action!!"
    
    	...
    
    	"Who's gonna be the next king of the fakers?
    	 Who's gonna take the place of Jim and Tammy Faye Baker?"
    

    Everyone in my band thought that "how's your whole.... family" parody
    was funny but me.   It sounds like something any 12-year-old could've
    written in about 10 minutes.
    
    The one *I* think was funny went something like this (with a country
    twang):
    
    	I wanna kiss her but... she won't let
    	I wanna whisper sweet nothing in her ear  (slur "her" into "ear")
    	I wanna stroke her behind... close doors and more
    
       db

    
      Nayw....The whole family song is "Kool"....it's just as cathy as the
    "Mentos" song....
    
    

	Can I do your ass-trological chart

    Why dont you have a COCK tail with me...  

    
    	RE: Dave
    
    	See .242, in case you've forgotten about it.
    

	Won't you take your pants down, to the dry cleaners today

    
    
    	Hows your DICK tation  machine??