| T.R | Title | User | Personal
Name | Date | Lines |
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| 3273.1 | How to win friends and influence people | NEWVAX::LAURENT | Hal Laurent @ COP | Thu Apr 10 1997 14:27 | 4 |
| Hmmm, sounds like someone could use a refresher on
their Dale Carnegie course.
-Hal
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| 3273.2 | | BUSY::SLAB | Great baby! Delicious!! | Thu Apr 10 1997 14:58 | 8 |
|
RE: .0
Hey, idiot ... check out 2.648.
If you'd put it in the correct place to begin with then all this
could have been avoided.
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| 3273.3 | take some deep breaths! | MILKWY::JACQUES | | Thu Apr 10 1997 15:02 | 9 |
| I recall the note was entered in 2 places (note 2 and 3270). In the
classified_ad notes file this is known as "billboarding".
The mod (hi Coop) probably deleted it! Not to worry, we all
got to read the ad. We're a small close-knit group. No good
deal escapes us!
Mark
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| 3273.4 | | KDX200::COOPER | There is no TRY - DO or DO NOT! | Thu Apr 10 1997 16:56 | 5 |
| Yep, I did it and forwarded your original to you via mail. Read your
mail and perhaps you'll be a little more informed.
For sale/wanted is note 2, and I reserve the right to blast any damn
thing I want.
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| 3273.5 | | KDX200::COOPER | There is no TRY - DO or DO NOT! | Thu Apr 10 1997 16:59 | 3 |
| Oh, and Hiya Mark.
:-)
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| 3273.6 | | BUSY::SLAB | A Momentary Lapse of Reason | Thu Apr 10 1997 17:59 | 5 |
|
You tell him, Coop!!
Don't take any crap from anybody!!
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| 3273.7 | relax | FABSIX::K_LUCHT | Orbital | Fri Apr 11 1997 03:05 | 3 |
|
Yup!
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| 3273.8 | Blowin off extra steam | FABSIX::M_CADIEUX | KADOU | Fri Apr 11 1997 03:25 | 2 |
|
Ya, who do you think your messin with.
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| 3273.9 | | ASABET::pelkey.ogo.dec.com::pelkey | Professional Hombre | Fri Apr 11 1997 08:48 | 3 |
| wow... a dog fight in Guitar notes!
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| 3273.10 | closer to home | SMURF::SCHOFIELD | Rick Schofield, DTN 381-0116 | Fri Apr 11 1997 08:53 | 7 |
| yeah, usually you have to go out to the Usenet groups to find charmers
like .0...
But I like the ALL CAPS - they serve as fair warning that the
contents will be, er, unenlightened....
Rick
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| 3273.11 | You DA MAN!!! | POLAR::KFICZERE | | Mon Apr 14 1997 04:21 | 6 |
| ...way to go there BiLL! You single handedly managed to piss off
this whole conference.....
smooooth....
_k_ (HA!)
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| 3273.12 | oops | ASABET::DCLARK | Howl! | Mon Apr 14 1997 07:59 | 3 |
| Hey, it's just a notesfile. I once managed to blast a note like
that out to my boss, boss's boss, and boss's boss's boss. And I
was wrong to boot!
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| 3273.13 | | YIELD::PRODUMP | | Mon Apr 14 1997 10:00 | 2 |
|
Kinda reminds me of the arguments they had at the post office.
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| 3273.14 | | SOLVIT::SNORAT::OLOUGHLIN | The fun begins at 80! | Mon Apr 14 1997 10:16 | 5 |
|
What, no reply note saying how sorry and misguided he is?
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| 3273.15 | | ASABET::pelkey.ogo.dec.com::pelkey | Professional Hombre | Mon Apr 14 1997 11:18 | 3 |
| Way too many notes about this,,,
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| 3273.16 | only at DEC | PHXSS1::HEISER | Maranatha! | Mon Apr 14 1997 12:50 | 6 |
| | Hey, it's just a notesfile. I once managed to blast a note like
| that out to my boss, boss's boss, and boss's boss's boss. And I
| was wrong to boot!
That's a lot of bosses! If we didn't have a million VP's, you would
think the last of the above would have the name "Palmer."
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| 3273.17 | | YIELD::PRODUMP | | Mon Apr 14 1997 13:57 | 16 |
|
David Letterman's Top 12 Reasons for this note
----------------------------------------------
1.) Preparation for new cult alternative to Branch Davidian.
2.) Analyst suggests blowing off steam in notesfile.
3.) Postal co-workers suggested career move to DEC.
4.) Upset hillbilly moderators in Colorado.
5.) Missed Positive Power Influence, and
Conflict Negotiations 101.
6.) Trying out for lead role in new Rambo movie.
7.) Nothing better to do than to abuse coworker
8.) Wanted to get some attention, but didn't know how.
9.) Demonstrate amazing ability to stick foot in mouth.
10.)Just wanted to make a good first impression.
11.)Acquaint Deccies with military lingo.
12.)Prepare for military assault on Guitar notesfile.
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| 3273.18 | | PHXSS1::HEISER | Maranatha! | Mon Apr 14 1997 16:15 | 13 |
| STARDATE 10357.22 (March 28, 1997)
To: Hoseheads on both sides of the border:
DUE TO EXTENSIVE TAIL WINDS CAUSED BY THE COMET HALE-BOPP, PICKUP OF
THE 39 PASSENGERS HAS BEEN DELAYED UNTIL 3024 WHEN WE PASS THE PLANET
AGAIN.
DO NOT EAT THE PUDDING AT THIS TIME
*** REPEAT ***
DO NOT EAT THE PUDDING AT THIS TIME
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| 3273.19 | | ASABET::pelkey.ogo.dec.com::pelkey | Professional Hombre | Tue Apr 15 1997 08:01 | 5 |
| hmmm, apple sauce and phenobarbital...
Yummmy..
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| 3273.20 | yeah, and cows fly! | PHXSS1::HEISER | Maranatha! | Tue Apr 15 1997 11:54 | 15 |
| >According to Reuters, the dazed crew of a Japanese trawler was plucked
>out of the Sea of Japan earlier this year clinging to the wreckage of
>their sunken ship. Their rescue was followed by immediate imprisonment
>once authorities questioned the sailors on their ship's loss. To a man
>they claimed that a cow, falling out of a clear blue sky, had struck the
>trawler amidships, shattering its hull and sinking the vessel within
>minutes. They remained in prison for several weeks, until the Russian
>Air Force reluctantly informed Japanese authorities that the crew of one
>of its cargo planes had apparently stolen a cow wandering at the edge of
>a Siberian airfield, forced the cow into the plane's hold and hastily
>taken off for home. Unprepared for live cargo, the Russian crew was
>ill-equipped to manage a frightened cow rampaging within the hold. To
>save the aircraft and themselves, they shoved the animal out of the
>cargo hold as they crossed the Sea of Japan at an altitude of 30,000
>feet.
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| 3273.21 | | STAR::EVANS | | Tue Apr 15 1997 12:56 | 3 |
|
urban legend alert
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| 3273.22 | | BSS::MANTHEI | Not quitting my day job | Wed Apr 16 1997 17:14 | 7 |
| Where would urban legends be without email and notes files?
or...
there would be no other way to explain a scuba diver lying in a freshly
burnt forrest.
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