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166.1 | No. No one cares about 10 pin. Candlepin roolz. | VAXWRK::NEEDLE | Money talks. Mine says "Good-Bye!" | Thu Jun 27 1991 19:00 | 0 |
166.2 | | NAC::G_WAUGAMAN | | Fri Jun 28 1991 10:00 | 12 |
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> -< No. No one cares about 10 pin. Candlepin roolz. >-
Who are all these people who supposedly watch candlepins on TV in
Boston at midday Saturday, year-round, winter or summer, making them
consistently some of the highest rated sports programs in the region?
I want to solve this mystery. Will anyone here admit to being part of
the 5-8% of all households that allegedly watch candlepin bowling on
TV on a sunny summer morning?
glenn
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166.3 | Candlepin Madness | CAM::WAY | Toonces, the Rugby Playing Cat.... | Fri Jun 28 1991 10:50 | 31 |
| Glenn --
They're addicts, plain and simple. Waking up on a Saturday morning with
pounding heads, bodies simply screaming for a fix, they stumble out into
the living room and sit down in front of the TV. Continually wiping
a drippy nose on the sleeves of their old tattered bathrobes, men with
stubble on their faces and women with disheveled hair pick up the remote
control, their version of the hypodermic needle.
The withdrawal symptoms grow as they sit and suffer through a collage of
Bugs Bunny, Amazing Discoveries, Crime Story, and that funny looking
nun in the brown habit and coke bottle glasses on the religious channels.
Time passes. The stubble faced men absent mindedly scratch their balls,
the disheveled haired women rub their eyes.
Eschewing coffee, they sit, mesmerized by the electrons impinging on the
screen of their glass teats...
And then suddenly, the clock strikes. Fingers immediately punch in
38 on their remote controls. Respiration increase, salivation increases...
Like Pavlov's Dogs anticipating the bell their excitement heightens.
And then, center screen is a fat dumpy looking man, shirt tail out, small
wooden ball in his hand. The addicts cry out in orgiastic ecstasy as
their needs are met....
The ball rolls down the alley towards the deadwood, the addicts sit back
in their chairs, smiles on their faces, glazed eyes, trippin......
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166.4 | I KNEW there was a Reason... | SOFBAS::TRINWARD | Wordsmith for Hire:(508) 870-0340 | Fri Jun 28 1991 11:59 | 31 |
| True Confessions time:
My Aunt WROTE the BOOK on Candlepins --
"The Game of Candlepins", by Florence Greenleaf
A must for every sports-lover's coffee-table: history of the game
(e.g., did you KNOW that c'pins predated the "other game"? Ancient
Egypt, even...), including the political cr*p (incl. legislating
size of balls & pin-shape) pulled by NY/NJ legislators to keep
candles from spreading in the early 20th Century -- the REAL story,
painstakingly researched and documented, NOT the self-interested,
revisionist Brunswick (pinsetting-machines) version..
But wait, there's more! Over 250 pages of facts, statistics, records,
rare photos, interviews, article reprints... As well as theory and
practice on how the game is played, as written by (the author) a
former New England Women's Champion and longtime teacher and
competitor. Enough stuff to keep even the trivia-buffs in THIS
conference (wait a minute, where AM I; this should be in Sports, too --
mental note...) happy for a long time... TEN YEARS in the researching
and production...
Published with sanction of World Candlepin Bowling Assn., and given
out as prizes on the aforementioned Saturday AM show. She's still
got a few dozen copies left, as I recall -- anybody interested?
BTW, I wrote and helped edit the history section...
- SteveT
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166.5 | Candlepin, Ha! | CUJO::CRANE | Randy Crane DTN 553-3313 | Fri Jun 28 1991 12:28 | 6 |
| Candlepin?? You mean people actually take that game seriously! It's
ranked right up there with Putt-Putt golf and requires about as much
skill! Come-on, grab a big ball and do some real bowling!
RC
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166.6 | | CAM::WAY | Toonces, the Rugby Playing Cat.... | Fri Jun 28 1991 12:35 | 8 |
| oh-oh!
Looks like RC just pissed REK off... And we thought that REK hated DOGS!!!!!
8^)
'Saw
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166.7 | | HAVASU::HEISER | tocar la guitarra | Fri Jun 28 1991 12:54 | 3 |
| Candlepin seems to be banned to New England. I've never seen it
anywhere else. That's too bad though. It's great for petite women and
small children!
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166.8 | Candlepins are big in New Brunswick Canada... | AXIS::ROBICHAUD | Dockers�...Pants for |CENSORED|s | Fri Jun 28 1991 13:00 | 1 |
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166.9 | Candlepin the WWF of Bowling ! | OURGNG::RIGGEN | Jeff Riggen Remote Selling Services | Fri Jun 28 1991 13:29 | 0 |
166.10 | | RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JO | Jelly Roll Morton | Fri Jun 28 1991 14:04 | 11 |
| Candlepins are for pencil-necked geeks. Ol Earl Anthoney never played
no Candlepin - only REAL god-fearing, honest BOWLING. 10-pin that is.
The real stuff.
Candlepins! Ha - Bocce is better by far.
Candlepins! It's like kissing yer sister.
Candlepins! The very minor league of Bowling.
Pashaw.
JD
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166.11 | Two can play at this... | SOFBAS::TRINWARD | Wordsmith for Hire:(508) 870-0340 | Fri Jun 28 1991 15:48 | 17 |
| "Tenpins" [sic]: *
Archery for fat people -- hit the same spot 12 times in a row,
get a "perfect game"
Every consider how hard it is to learn to "play the wood"? (perfect
direction, spin and speed thwarted by glancing off a fallen
pin and bouncing over the spot...)
Arm is useless after about two strings...
etc. etc.
__________
* Used to be called "bottle-pins" until the Brunswick people changed
the name to (a) deny the "tenpin-name" to the candle-world, and (b)
dissociate the public image of "bowling for beer-bottles" which had
arisen around this unsavory "sport" (;^})
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166.12 | Only real bowling in Geogia | CELTIK::R_QUINN | | Mon Jul 01 1991 19:59 | 24 |
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From my vantage point 10-pin has to be more demanding of the two
bowling sports(definitely two different games). I really can't comment
to the requirement of the difficulty for candle pins but it looks like
the little play bowling pins you gets a 5 year old. As a matter of
fact the balls look to be about the same size. My only experience with
it turned out be on a visit to training in bedford. I went to the
nearest bowling alley only to find 10-pin alleys being resurfaced. The
only other option was 16 lanes of minirature bowling. I opted for fine
dining down the street.
Oh Well....
Anybody bowling summer leagues??
I'm bowling in a fun mixed doubles this summer. Even though I prefer
mens leagues the skill and view in this league good. I don't know if
my eyes are getting worse or if there are just more and more good
looking women bowling these days. What's more surprising is some of
them will out shoot you and consider it no big deal.
Averaging 187 258 high game and 678(226,216,336) series
Ringing 10 Roy
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166.13 | | VAXWRK::NEEDLE | Money talks. Mine says "Good-Bye!" | Tue Jul 02 1991 11:23 | 5 |
| It's always amazed me how quickly tenpin bowlers will write off candlepin as a
child's sport, especially those who have never tried it. Why is it so hard to
accept that there are two distinct games that only share a name?
j.
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166.14 | ;-) | RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JO | Jelly Roll Morton | Tue Jul 02 1991 12:27 | 5 |
| Jeff,
Cuz weenies like you defend candlepin.
JD
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166.15 | Do me, JD. | VAXWRK::NEEDLE | Money talks. Mine says "Good-Bye!" | Tue Jul 02 1991 12:33 | 0 |
166.16 | | CAM::WAY | Toonces, the Rugby Playing Cat.... | Tue Jul 02 1991 15:14 | 1 |
| Ooooh, can I watch?
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166.17 | 2 games 1 preference | CELTIK::R_QUINN | | Tue Jul 02 1991 21:26 | 8 |
| It's not that I've candlepins as a valid game(bowling). But it's like
playing basketball for 15 years with a regulation size ball then one
day you go to a different gym to play and find that they are play with
a ball half the size and smaller rim. No, thanks it does fulfill my
need for hoops at the time. The regionality of the game doesn't allow
for ample exposure for me as well (Atlanta).
no 5 no drive
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166.18 | I like both. | CUBIC7::DIGGINS | Thirst N'Howl Roolz! | Wed Jul 03 1991 09:03 | 9 |
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re -1
Don't knock it until you try it.
Steve
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166.19 | | MCIS1::DHAMEL | Say kids, what time is it?!! | Wed Jul 03 1991 12:47 | 7 |
|
Are there any places still around that have duck pins, or even more
bizarre, rubber duck pins? (No, I'm not kidding. There really is/was
such a thing as rubber duck pins.)
Dickstah
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166.20 | only local duckpin place I can think of | STAR::YANKOWSKAS | Paul Yankowskas | Wed Jul 03 1991 13:05 | 7 |
| re .19:
Is the 1/2 candlepin 1/2 duckpin bowling alley at the intersection of
Routes 38 and 495 in Tewksbury still open?
py
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166.21 | | AXIS::ROBICHAUD | Dockers�...Pants for |CENSORED|s | Wed Jul 03 1991 13:14 | 7 |
| They used to show duckpin bowling on the SportsChannel. Man
that was like fast break bowling. Didn't take 'em long to finish
a string. Didn't know there was anyplace here that still had them.
Although I hear there's a place called Donald's that is exclusively
duckpin bowling somewhere west of here.
/Don
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166.22 | shootin' the ducks | STAR::YANKOWSKAS | Paul Yankowskas | Wed Jul 03 1991 13:23 | 12 |
| Just now remembered the name of the place I was thinking of in .20,
it's Wamesit Lanes.
Yeah /Don, I remember those SportsChannel duckpin bowling shows. Most
of them originated either in southern New England (CT/RI) or Maryland
(apparently duckpins is big down there). Moreso than in tenpins or
candlepins, if you get a ball right in the pocket in duckpins they FLY
bigtime...
py
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166.23 | | BOSOX::TIMMONS | I'm a Pepere! | Mon Jul 08 1991 13:32 | 10 |
| Looking at a 1989-1990 phone book for the Lowell area, I see that
Wamesit was then advertising 20 duckpin and 10 candlepin lanes.
There number is/was 454-6661.
I tried them myself, about 15 years ago. The ball is different from
caldlepin, and I didn't really give it much time to see if I'd like it.
I never got a chance to try again, either.
lEe
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166.24 | | FDCV06::KING | If the shoe fits... BUY IT!!!!!!!!!!!! | Mon Jul 08 1991 13:49 | 9 |
| Ten pin is Too easy..... Hell, I threw a 268 about 10 years ago....
ANY idiot can get a strike just by roll the HUGE ball at the little
pins... Hell, the ball even has a handle on it!!!! A couple of weeks
ago I watch American Home Videos and a GOD DAM DOG even got a strike...
Lets see a dog throw a strike in Candlepins!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REK
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166.25 | Candlepin is too easy! | CUJO::CRANE | Randy Crane DTN 553-3313 | Mon Jul 08 1991 18:15 | 14 |
| Man, I can't believe that Wamesit is still half candlepin and duckpin.
I bowled candlepin in there must have been ten years ago. I was amazed
at how easy candlepin was. We bowled about four or five games and mine
were all around 100. When we took it up to the counter to pay I said
something to the guy about how badly I had bowled, only being used to
ten pin bowling, and he looked at my scores and told me they were
great! I klnow I've had to work very hard in ten pin to to put 200+ in
the book the past few years and could bowl well above average in
candlepin the first time out!
Let's here from other people who have done both!!
Randy
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166.26 | | DASXPS::TIMMONS | I'm a Pepere! | Tue Jul 09 1991 08:14 | 13 |
| I've done both, and there's really no comparison. They are really two
different sports. I'd say that candlepins requires more control in
both speed and direction, while tenpins requires more consistency in
the various deliveries.
Triple strikes are more easily accomplished in tenpin than in
candlepin, and I attribute that to consistent delivery of that first ball.
Splits are more common in candlepin, and that's why I base my statement
that they call for more control.
One man's opinion.
lEe
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166.27 | done both | CHIEFF::CHILDS | sign said, Stay Away Fool.. | Tue Jul 09 1991 09:39 | 8 |
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Ditto what LEe said. I've done both in leagues and for enjoyment. I think
candlepins is a much harder game to score at. Besides the splits LEe mentioned
how often do you end up leaving four or five pins on the deck in tenpins for
a spare? Maybe once a game. While in candlepins it's common. I've never ever
seen a "spread eagle" or a "half worcester" in Tenpins either....
mike
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166.28 | I'm BBBAAAACCCKKKK!!!! | GOLF::GALVIN | o..........|||| Candlepins | Tue Jul 09 1991 14:06 | 26 |
| Boy, its a good thing I have been outta the country for a couple of
weeks, or I woulda been right in the middle of this one.
RE: .2 ME!!!!! I have devoted my saturday midday to this show for over
20 years now. At one time I had Rosario Lechiara autograph. That was
until I started bowling next to him in the roll-offs, I was glad I lost
it years ago. The guy is a true Italian when it comes to temper. Most
recently REK and myself have been spotted in the gallery of that show.
We witnessed the 2nd best show in its 32 year history.
RE: .4 What a book it is! I have read it straight through once and
scanned it numerous times. Great facts and figures. We have a copy on
display at Crowell Bowl.
As for the argument......Needle summed it up, so I don't need to. To
each his own. You know my stance.
As for candlepins being easy......100 may be considered a great score,
but that is for your sunday afternoon bring the kids to the alleys guy.
100 won't buy you nuttin on the pro circuit. You need a minimum 112
average, and better be closer to 125 if you ever want to cash in. When
was the last time a guy with <120 show up on Saturday afternoon.
'Nuff said.......Let the argument go on, and on, and on.
RTG
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166.30 | A day to remember!!! | GOLF::GALVIN | o..........|||| Candlepins | Wed Jul 10 1991 17:14 | 14 |
| Hawk,
Whether candlepins is easier or not is arguable.....But, I do agree,
alcohol consumption does help. I was in an Elks Candlepin tournament
in 1986. We bowled in the now defunct "Hiway Bowl" in Walpole MA.
The establishment closed for the day to allow us to carry in as much
beer as we could consume.
On this day, I bowled my highest single string ever ------ 186!!!!!
Also had a 423 for three......And that was while half in the bag.
RTG
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166.32 | | DECXPS::TIMMONS | I'm a Pepere! | Thu Jul 11 1991 08:06 | 5 |
| I get just the opposite effect, Kwah. I guess I get too confident
after a few brews, and think I can make any spare. I must admit,
thought, it is more fun that way.
Lee
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166.33 | I agree!! Bring on the barley! | CUJO::CRANE | Randy Crane DTN 553-3313 | Thu Jul 11 1991 11:06 | 7 |
| Now, this is something I agree with. Both of my bests in bowling came
after "several" beers, a 299 game and about a year later a 777 series.
I find a few beers also helps my golf, but I have to be more cautious
as bowling balls are much easier to find than golf bowls!
Randy
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166.34 | | MCIS1::DHAMEL | Say kids, what time is it?!! | Thu Jul 11 1991 17:54 | 8 |
|
Yep, beer and bowling go together like whiskey and huntin'.
JUST KIDDING!
JUST KIDDING!
Dickstah
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166.35 | | CAM::WAY | High Toned Son of a Bitch | Fri Jul 12 1991 09:24 | 4 |
| Whisky and Huntin' go real good together....
If yer huntin' for wimmins 8^)
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166.36 | from personal experience too! | CST17::FARLEY | Have YOU seen Elvis today?? | Fri Jul 12 1991 10:40 | 8 |
| but whiskey and/or beer with a little round o' golf have
(IMPO) the opposite effect (unless ya want to lower the cost per
stroke)
;^)
Kev
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166.37 | Generating side roll ...???... | TAV02::CHAIM | Semper ubi Sub ubi ..... | Tue Jul 30 1991 03:55 | 18 |
| Time for tips:
Can someone offer a tip how to generate side roll upon release?
I watch the PROs throw, and it seems that EVERY one of them, super crankers to
elegant strokers, have one thing in common; they get side rotation (the axis
starts out virtually parallel to the lane at about 6 o'clock and slowly but
surely precesses to about 8 o'clock upon impact). I put a piece of tape on what
appears to be the axis of rotation on my ball. The tape starts out at perhap 8
o'clock and I can barely see it at impact. In theory, it seems a rather simple
task to impart this side roll, but mechanically no matter what I try, I just
can't seem to do it.
Perhaps someone has a tip that can be an aid in acheiving this.
Thanks,
Cb.
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166.38 | | XCUSME::CREWS | What we have here is failure to communicate | Thu Dec 26 1991 09:26 | 4 |
| I thought the "argument" of 10-pin vs. Candlepin was settled years ago.
Too many low-lifes frequent 10-pin houses.
-- JB
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166.39 | | SALEM::TIMMONS | THEY MUSTA SEEN ME AT THE Y! | Thu Dec 26 1991 11:48 | 6 |
| Well well well, If it isn't Jim_Bob_Denver_Dallas_Crews!!!111
How you been, Bob? The dINZ missed you so much, he stopped noting for
awhile!
lEe
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166.40 | I'm back too, but not for long...... | FREE::GOGUEN | When do pitchers and catchers report? | Tue Dec 31 1991 13:37 | 28 |
| Ha -- I just thought I'd sneak in here for a quick check, having
avoided this venture for the greatest parts of 1990 and 1991. And lo
and behold, Mr. Crews beat me to it. Still using that old argument,
eh?? Won't hold up -- check out the discussion on the habits of those
who support candlepins in here..... :-)
Boy, some of you guys must have missed the last "Great Bowling Debate"
in a sports conference-past. With the exception of a few comical, but
nonsensical comments by Ed Norris (who was mostly just trying to get
back at me for all my rotisserie wins), it was no contest. Not one of
my facks was successfully knocked out. As Yogi said, you can look it
up (anyone have a backup :-)......
And I can't believe you guys are still trying to use comparitive scores
to base your claim of candlepins being a tougher game. Even people
who've never seen candlepins (which is most of the world) could tell
you that you'll knock down more pins in tenpins, but that has nothing
to do with the degree of difficulty.... that's just an obvious fack.
Face it -- candlepins is a regional game which hasn't spread and never
will 'cause it isn't as viable as tenpins, which is still the #1
participation sport in the country. And all the "I hit a 268 game 10
years ago" and "just throw it down the middle 12 times for a 300 game"
arguments don't prove a thing.
And I've tried both -- candlepins is #3 -- duckpins are more fun!!!
-- dg
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166.41 | mor fun then either 10pin or candlepin | HERIAM::CORBETT | Do you think people will ever learn? | Tue Dec 31 1991 13:54 | 5 |
| > And I've tried both -- candlepins is #3 -- duckpins are more fun!!!
duckpins are the best...
mc
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166.42 | What the hail is a duckpin? | TELALL::FINUCANE | Harry, keep the change. | Fri Jan 03 1992 08:01 | 3 |
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166.43 | Duckpins are the fat pins. | CRBOSS::DERRY | | Fri Jan 03 1992 08:42 | 1 |
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166.44 | | LJOHUB::CRITZ | | Fri Jan 03 1992 10:01 | 5 |
| Tenpins look like Kareem with big hips.
Duckpins look like Spud Webb with big hips.
Scott
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166.45 | 8^) | CTHQ2::LEARY | busted flat in baton rouge | Fri Jan 03 1992 10:02 | 7 |
| Karen,
NO no no. Duckpins are the "waistline-challenged" pins.
HTH
MikeL
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166.46 | | CAMONE::WAY | High-toned son of a bitch | Fri Jan 03 1992 10:02 | 5 |
| > Tenpins look like Kareem with big hips.
>
> Duckpins look like Spud Webb with big hips.
And candlepins look like Kareem wif no hips at all....
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166.47 | | CARROL::LEFEBVRE | Death, taxes, 'Canes #1 | Fri Jan 03 1992 10:26 | 3 |
| Duckpins are a lot like Rugby.
Mark.
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166.49 | QUACK,QUACK,QUACK, duckpin! | GENRAL::WADE | | Fri Jan 03 1992 10:56 | 5 |
|
A duckpin is actually the way mallard drakes settle their
differences over who gets the mallard hen. HTH
Claybroon
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166.50 | Like me | TNPUBS::MCCULLOUGH | Lindsey IS two!!! | Fri Jan 03 1992 11:10 | 3 |
| No, no, no
Duckpins are the vertically challenged ones...
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166.51 | couldn't resist | CTHQ2::LEARY | busted flat in baton rouge | Fri Jan 03 1992 11:13 | 7 |
| No no no Bob,
You are gray matter-challenged. HTH
Mucho 8^)'s
MikeL
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166.52 | Bowler wanted | JUNCO::WHITEHAIR | | Tue Jan 21 1992 13:48 | 14 |
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Sub Bowler wanted.........
When: Wednesday night 7:00 pm
Where: Gardner Lanes
You must be sanctioned.
This position may turn into a permanent one.
Send reply to me if interested.
Thanks,
Hal
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166.53 | Yesterday's calendar entry... | ROYALT::ASHE | Pop Pop goes the weasel, the weasel... | Fri Jan 24 1992 16:38 | 5 |
| Jan 23, 1988
Bob Benoit becomes the 1st bowler to bowl a perfect game on tv in a
title match, beating Mark Roth 300-255 to win the $100,000 in the
Quaker State Open.
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166.54 | Is S.O.B. as bad as it was feared ...???.. | TAV02::CHAIM | Semper ubi Sub ubi ..... | Mon Apr 20 1992 05:15 | 19 |
| Now that the new SOB has been in use for several months, I would be very
interested in hearing comments:
Has it really affected the scoring as was feared?
Is it really that much different from "short oil"?
What seem to be the most widely accepted oiling pattern?
Has the system caused radical equipment change (types of balls and drilling
patterns?
And a general question...
What seems to be the most dominant ball these days?
Thanks,
Cb.
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166.55 | the curve is where its at | FRETZ::HEISER | ask me | Mon May 04 1992 16:34 | 10 |
| After many weeks of practice, I've finally gotten that curve down
enough to be dangerous. I wasn't happy with averaging 150-170 using a
normal straight ahead roll and knew I'd need the curve to get to the
next level.
My kids have really taken to the sport too. Of course, they use the
bumper pads in the gutters, but they love it. One of the locals had
.49� games all weekend and we took advantage of it.
Mike
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166.56 | Regional tournament format ... | TAV02::CHAIM | Semper ubi Sub ubi ..... | Tue May 26 1992 05:35 | 10 |
| Could someone please tell me the basic format for regional tournaments.
I only went to watch one once and I recall that there were preliminary rounds
and then a final 24 and then a stepladder finals with bonuses for winning
matches and pins over 200 and minuses for scores under 200. However, I don't
remember all the details and exact numbers.
Thanks,
Cb.
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166.57 | Not Gene Collier, but it'll do! | CELTIK::JACOB | | Tue May 26 1992 23:19 | 96 |
| THE SHIRTS ASIDE, BOWLING'S NOT SO BAD
from The Greensburg Tribune Review, 5-24-1992
By
Kevin Cowherd
Off the top of my head, I'm calling this piece "Bowling: a reappraisal"
and hoping it comes across as properly sincere and apologetic in tone.
The truth is, I used to think bowling was a fairly dull sport, engaged
in mainly by armies of moon-faced men and women with an affinity for noise and
loud shirts.
But as I discovered last weekend, bowling can be very exciting, even if
one doesn't wear a neon green shirt with bold red script proclaiming "Al's
Towing: 24-Hour Service."
I also discovered that the excitement of bowling seems to build in
direct proportion to the number of beers consumed.
Completely sober, the act of rolling a heavy ball into a set of pins
may strike some as pointless, not unlike face-painting or collecting bottle
caps.
By the third or fourth beer, though, the alleys begin to take on a
warm, rosy glow.
At the same time, your companions, whom you once regarded as
uninteresting people with ugly red and green shoes, are magically transformed
into sparkling conversationalists with the wit of a Garrison Keillor or Helen
Gurley Brown--although a Keillor or Brown who are not above telling a steady
stream of raunchy jokes, such as the one about Joan Collins and the Titanic.
Humorist Roy Blount Jr. once pointed out there never has been a great
bowling novel.
I don't see why. Bowlers are some of the warmest, most genuine people
you'll ever come across. I see that now. Don't know how I missed that before.
Not to dwell on this for too long, but it's inconceivable to not like a
sport that allows you to drink beer while you participate.
That is probably half the problem with these other so-called
participant sports.
Racquetball, for instance. Racwuetball players are so uptight.
And no wonder. The game essentially calls for two people with large
dangerous rackets to go into a room the size of a broom closet and smack a
little blue ball as hard as they can.
If you weree encouraged to bring a beer or two in there, the nervous
tension would surely dissipate, to the point where the players might break out
lawn chairs and tape players and begin a lively conversation about the new
Springsteen albums.
This is probably neither here nor there, but I used to have a friend
named Bob who, when asked what kind of exercise he got, would reply(with a
straight face): "Well, I bowl three times a week."
Meanwhile, on any given bowling night, Bob was good for at least four
Budweisers, a pack of Camel Filters and a couple of artery-clogging bacon
cheeseburger.
We used to take bets on whether this guy would make it to the parking
lot without keeling over.
Not to put too fine a point on it, but he looked as if he'd just jumped
off an autopsy table.
Yet he insisted that bowling kept him in shape.
Despite my renewed fondness for bowling, I do have one minor complaint
against the sport.
The Shirts!! I don't know...I can't get past shirts that serious(read
league) bowlers wear.
Even with three beers in me, I would feel extremely self-conscious
wearing a yellow polyester shirt with black letters advertising Bob's
Qwik-Mart, complete with the faint outline of a jug of 2-percent milk over the
breast pocket.
Without actually calling for a vote, I think we'd agree that the
bowling shirt is the single ugliest garment in the history of the clothing
industry.
Why these bowlers can't wear a smart-looking polo shirt or something
more...geez, I just remembered something. The guy on lanes 23 and 24 last
week.
This guy wore a bowling shirt most rational people would not wear
unless:
a). a massive power failure had plunged the alley into total darkness
or
b). the wearer had on a Groucho Marx-like fake eyeglasses, nose and
mustache to disguise his or her identity.
I am not sure it's possible to describe this shirt, because...well,
let's give it a try.
The shirt was mustard brown in color. Printed on the back in vivid
green letters was: "Ohn Electrical Contractors."
Directly underneath was a applique scene of a tiny black bowling ball
crashing into a set of pins, except that the pins--stay with me here--were in
the shape of light bulbs with happy faces.
The green script over the breast pocket indicated the ruddy-faced
fellow with the beer gut wearing this shirt was named Chet.
Frightening?? Oh, you betcha.
Again, I like bowling.
But a man like Chet must really love the game.
JaKe
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166.58 | SEATTL::BOWLING ... | TAV02::CHAIM | Semper ubi Sub ubi ..... | Tue Oct 27 1992 01:16 | 7 |
| I just discovered that there is a BOWLING conference on SEATTL::.
Use KP7 to add this conference to your notebook.
Thanks,
Cb.
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166.59 | Candlepins rool. (-: | SHARE::DERRY | Head is empty & talkin' trash... | Tue Oct 27 1992 06:33 | 1 |
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166.60 | Not the way you do it :-). | PLUGH::NEEDLE | Doing the Derry turn and strut | Wed Oct 28 1992 13:05 | 0 |
166.61 | | FDCV06::KING | | Wed Oct 28 1992 13:56 | 3 |
| Gee, didn't the Bob Seager do a song about bowling?!?!?!!?
REK
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166.62 | I'm so glad you find this amusing. (-: | SHARE::DERRY | Head is empty & talkin' trash... | Wed Oct 28 1992 13:58 | 1 |
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166.63 | ah, bowlin's fer pinhaids 8^) | CTHQ1::LEARY | Jackie Sherrill won't STEER ya wrong. | Wed Oct 28 1992 14:35 | 1 |
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