Conference 7.286::sports_91

    	Come on up to Foxboro Jim.  I'll let you sleep on the back porch
    with the neighbor's cat.
    
    				/Don

    Do we have a firm date for the Jets-Giants game at the Meadowlands? 
    I'll see what I can do about tickets.  There's a chance, but it's
    probably slim.
    
    Dan

    It will be either the weekend of August 10 or August 17, since the
    Giants play Buffalo the weekend of August 3 and the Patriots the
    weekend of August 24.
    
    It's a nice idea to have everyone in the booth but it won't be
    practical since we are implementing a league-standard computer system
    and we already have to squeeze two more people into an already crowded
    area.  Regarding the burping for communication, however, that's not too
    far off, since the noise level in the press box can get rather high and
    we have a couple of guys who aren't exactly shrinking violets when it
    comes to expressing their opinions of what's going on.
    
    John

    Giants/Jets game is August 17th.
    
    Dan, you gonna use some of your brothers political pull to get tix?
    
    While your at it, ask him to push Governer Jim "Flim Flam" Florio in 
    the river.
    
    Thanks,
    
    JoFFF

 we may not all sit together but we'll get in that stadium so how for
 the Manis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 mike

    
    
    I don't get it.  Why does it matter if there are tickets or not?
    You guys actually go inside to watch the game?
    
    When I used to visit Penn State for big football games, we generally
    passed out at the tailgate party about an hour before game time
    and hoped to wake up in time to watch the 4th quarter on TV.
    
    
    Charlie
    

    They don't show the game on tv until 12:00, so maybe by 3AM, they might
    wake up...

    I agree with Mike...it should be absolutely no trouble getting tickets.
    Most of the Giants fans will be unloading them. Why in the world would
    they want to go to an early pre-season game when they get to see 8
    regular season games.
    
    So why don't we schedule the Manis, and in the meantime I'll look
    around and see what I can find in the way of tickets. Otherwise, we
    just buy them at the game. We won't have to pay more than face value.
    
    Shoot, if worst comes to worst, we can just go over to one of the local
    bars in the area and watch it on the tube.
    
    JoJ

    	Hawk the name of the establishment was "First and Ten A Go Go"
    formerly "Kisses A Go Go".  And the girls weren't that bad, you
    should've seen the dogs Dinz was drooling over in Atlantic City!
    Right Darryl?  8^o
    
    				/Don

    >>should've seen the dogs Dinz was drooling over in Atlantic City!
    
    Were the over the age of 14? Well, in defense of Dinz, he was dating
    Rosy Palm for awhile so even dem mutts on the boardwalk looked good to
    him.
    
    JoJ

Dinz Criteria:

	Eight to eighty, crippled, blind or crazy.....


8^) 8^) 8^)


'Saw

    Oh, so thats the Dinz criteria.  I guess I shouldn't have been so
    shocked then when /Don told me that everytime Dinz looked at his
    Cam Neely shirt he kept singing "when I think about you I touch
    myself...."
    
    ;-)

    <<< Note 140.11 by AXIS::ROBICHAUD "Dockers�...Pants for |CENSORED|s" >>>

  >  	Hawk the name of the establishment was "First and Ten A Go Go"
  >  formerly "Kisses A Go Go".  And the girls weren't that bad, you
  >  should've seen the dogs Dinz was drooling over in Atlantic City!
  >  Right Darryl?  8^o
    
    First of all, Kwak's right, "First and Ten a Go Go" must have 
    been featuring the 'Lee sisters that night. Yikes! We both held 
    our ground near the door just in case they snapped their leashes.

    Secondly, /Don, you mean the two in the lounge at Trump's 
    Cashless? Scary thing was Dinz was still sober. He was 
    particularly drawn to the one with the nicely trimmed beard.
    Told me that the Neil Diamond revue really got his blood 
    going....

    FWIW, Dinz told me his 3 requirements, but I can't repeat 
    anything further than the "heartbeat".

   daryll

    

    	You know Darryl the sad thing is that to this day Dinz still
    insists those two spaniels were attractive.  The girls in "First
    and Ten A Go Go" were ugly.  Well since then I have had an eye exam
    and new pair of glasses so you could be right.  So we're still going
    to try to get a Manis together again?   Well Denny, Chap and myself
    are still planning a Giants-Patriots/Foxy Lady doubleheader on August
    24th.
    
    				/Don

    	The Foxy Lady is in Providence.  Just a few miles down the road
    from rustic Foxboro Stadium.

    Sure it's not in Haat-fud?
     

Nope, but Hartford does have several fine establishments.

Probably the most popular are Uncle Al's and Uncle Dave's, both owned
by the same guy.  Uncle Dave's used to be a Mexican Restaurant called
Jaspers, and Uncle Al's was always a TALC place in one form or another.

There is also Pompei's in East Hartford, which is ok, but nothing to write
home about.

I'm not too familiar with the places in other nearby towns however....

hth,
'Saw

       I couldn't make my planned side trip to Prov. on my way back from
    down South Slasher. Still sounds good for Pats-Gints manis though. We
    should start to consider forgetting about the game itself. (unless of
    course the cheerleaders turn out to be better than expected)!
                                        Denny

    	To bad Denny.  Walt told me yesterday that he wants to go also.
    He said he was ready to climb aboard the Pats bandwagon.
    
    				/Don

    re: Pats' bandwagon
       There's plenty o room, that's for sure!
                                 Denny

    Yeah, right Slasher...  ask Mike what I was spotted wearing during our
    scrimmage game... the fear of idolizing the Worm has you paranoid,
    don't it?

 Kelly Green Celtics Sweatpants with the number #33 on the back pocket and
 the Celtics' logo running down one leg....

 ;^)

mike

    No, they were Kelly Green Slimy Swingers Sweatpants, with the number
    #7 on the back pocket and the Slimy Swingers logo running down one
    leg....   get it right?  Santos and Schneider are still mad I didn't
    jump ship to their team... ha ha...
    
    Do you really need a 3 behind trilogy?  Doesn't that imply 3 events?
    Hmmmm.....
    

  I thought that I read Triology
                         III

  on the back of the Worm....

 mike    

    Then don't you want to shave Triology3 off?
    
>  <<< Note 140.28 by CNTROL::CHILDS "I wannabe the 1 2 shave trilogy3 off" >>>
>                                -< ask Dennis >-


>  I thought that I read Triology
>                         III

>  on the back of the Worm....

> mike    
    

    So, is anyone gonna risk coming down to the Manis without tickets, or
    what?
    
    JoJ

 Of course.....So please send me the stuff on the Giants' guy contact for
 the handicapped....

 mike

>>    No, they were Kelly Green Slimy Swingers Sweatpants, with the number
>>    #7 on the back pocket and the Slimy Swingers logo running down one
>>    leg....   get it right?  Santos and Schneider are still mad I didn't
>>    jump ship to their team... ha ha...

  Walt,

   At 1st it was a recruiting set back no doubt but that set us on a high
   paced recruiting flurry that has us now on the brink of being titled
   "a loaded team" :-). If our pitcher isn't business traveling the Swingers 
   better short'en there swing because his fast ball can not be touched.

   Walt, I have hire Randell Hill, formerly of the Miami Hurricanes, to 
   teach us how to victory dance. Where gona dance 'til we can't dance
   no more. I think we play you guys on May 20th.

C&C_Music_Factory

    Hey.... Let's Rock 'n Roll... or as Flavor Flav would say... Don't
    believe the hype...
    
    Ok, good, I've been waiting to use one of these hi-tech bats we bought
    last year that I haven't been able to swing in a game because I can't
    keep the ball in play and make the 1st base bench duck for cover.  I've
    been stuck having to swing the 35 oz. one instead.  I hope he brings
    it...
    
    It's ok Chuck, the O's did it last year and they won the title.  You
    guys should have a good shot at it this year...
    
    -Walt

 Hard to believe any team with Dan can be considered "loaded"...

 wouldn't he subtract from the whole????????????????

 ;^)

 mike

    Walt, we were giving you an opportunity to play with a winner.  You're
    loss, not ours...
    
    Dan

    Hey, I played on a winner last year... besides, having better stats on
    a team like this gives me more negotiation leverage when the contract
    runs out...
    
    I'm not loss, I'm not even lost Dan... where's the apostrophe police?
    
    Asst. Capt. Walt

    Oh yeah...
    
    That game is going to disappoint Gronowski, Doc and Nazz... I can't 
    enter the 3-point competition this year because the game's that night.
    Sorry guys, you'll have to do the mason work on your own this year...

    The slime can forget about championships your in our division and
    the sharks will take the title. 8*)  Of course we blew a 6 run lead
    last night to Buggs Moran, but these things happen don't ya know...
    
    Jimbo

    GO ORIOLES!  WHAT A TEAM!....
    
    
    
    oh, you don't mean the ones from Baltimore?  Never mind... :-)
    
    
    py

    Mike, I'll send ya the info on the wheelchair pass...The guys name is
    Jim Gleason...
    
    Maybe I'll just go ahead and send it to him...
    
    
    Anyone coming with the Worcester Animals to GM IV??? I know Bucky wants
    to come down. How about /Don??
    
    Also, Mike, are we gonna get 1991 T-shirts?
    
    JoJ

     As Jimbo mention we came back in the bottom of the 6th and 7th to
     steal the win from the Sharks. I must say I'm a bit disappointed
     at our performance so far on the field but we have managed to win
     our 1st two games. Where just a giant waiting for a wake up call :-).

     Hey Walt I just closed a deal on the phone. Martha Wash will be
     singing the anthem at Buggs games starting the night we play you
     guys. :-)

Chuck

    	I thought we was going to make one last ditch attempt to get
    some tickets from the Jests office in June?  I'll go down on the
    17th, I already *have* to go on the 24th.  Part of my pennance for
    renewing my Pats tickets.
    
    				/Don

I'd be game to give it a try on the 17th.

However, I'm unavailable on the 24th.


Just keep us informed....

'Saw

       If we don't get tickets all in one section, how are we going to 
    organize our group sing-along of "God Bless America"? How can we
    check to see if David Brenner is in attendance? How can JD spray
    us with iced tea? How will Dan lead us in "The Tea Pot Dance"? Jeez...
    
    Bull~
                                                                   

    So that's 
    
    /Don + friend(s)
    Mike C. and the Animals
    Frankwa + bro?
    Me, Pfau, Polakowski, and maybe some others from here.
    Bucky
    Dan will probably attend if he can.
    
    Good, it's shaping up. 
    
    Hey Hawk, to reduce the expense, just do what Mike does. Drive down for
    the game and then drive home afterwords. No hotel bill that way.
    
    JoJ

    What do you care where or with whom you sit, Hawk?  You're just there
    for the tailgate parties anyway.  You'll probably leave sometime in the
    first quarter to find another tailgate party.

    I'm not going to collect the money or anything but if anyone wants to
    organize this and would like me to put in a good word with the front
    office for a group sale, let me know.
    
    Ninj

    	Who's up for a jaunt to Atlantic City the Friday before
    Giantsmanis?  An interesting side feature could be watching Dinz
    putting the moves on the lounge puppies.  8^o
    
    				/Don

/Don,

Even better is watching Dinz talking to himself in the mirror in 
the men's room to get up enough courage to say a few syllables to 
them.

daryll

    Ohhhh....
    
    
    so thats why they call it puppy love!!!
    
    
    ;-)

(Sung to the tune of The Wanderer)


Dinz is the kind of guy, who follows them around, 
wherever they may go, from hydrant to dog pound,
he never needs a dog bone and he never needs a leash,
he just impresses them with the way that he eats quiche,
oh he's the Dog Warden, oh he's the Dog Warden,  he wanders
round and round and round and round....

When Dinz is on the Jersey shore, he checks out all the pups,
but when it comes to finding the nerve, he just can't get it up,
he's always on duty, from ship to shore to home,
and when he find a hot puppy, she gives old Dinz a bone,
Yeah, he's the Dog Warden, yes he's the Dog Warden, he wanders
round and round and round and round.....

The Dinz is always on the clock his duties never cease,
the ever vigilant Dog Warden, but his chances don't increase
he never catches the puppy, he never catches the dog
So then he just goes on home and plays with his ol' hog,
Yeah, he's the Dog Warden, just call him the Dog Warden,
he wanders round and round and round.....

    ha ha...pretty good, Frank. It's no K-K-K-Kenny and the Jets though.
    
    \noD, I'm up for AC on the friday before the Manis.
    
    I'm just gonna drive down for the day though. 
    
    JoJ

    	Not me JoJ, I'm staying over at the Taj Mahal.  Some realy
    beootiful wimmins gamble there, right Dinz?  8^o
    
    				/Don

    That's ok, Slasher...I'll meet ya down there. But count me in. Haven't
    been there in 6 years or so.
    
    JoJ

    re .37
    
    Gronowski snapped a ligament in his foot, so he seems pretty doubtful,
    and I'm a medical wreck (oral surgery has just been added to the other
    stuff) ...
    
    It up to you Nazz ! Do us all proud !
    
    Doc

	Count me in for the Meadowlands Manis. Definitely.

	Not sure about AC yet.

	Yanks/White Sox are at the Stadium that weekend, too. I might be
	up for a trip there as well. They're playing Chicago, and Bo
	could be back by then. Haven't been at the Stadium since '77.

	Jim M

    I'm gonna write the Giants and see if we can get a block of tickets....
    
    Maybe they have some available, but I doubt it.
    
    JOj

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