Conference 7.286::sports_91

113.0. "The Sean Strout Memorial Sports Note Topic" by CAM::WAY (Gonna tell Aunt Mary 'bout Uncle John) Mon Mar 04 1991 11:39

Well, this note is the Sean Strout Memorial Sports Note Topic.

Sean used to be in here quite a bit while he was on co-op.  Then
he returned to RIT, where he had NOTES, but not SPORTS notes, and
their SPORTS topic wasn't anywhere near as audacious as this file.

He sent me a sample of their SPORTING fare, and from time to time
he'll update us.....


Check out the hottest action from the RIT Sports Note.  IMO, they are
all to BLAM!

Please check out the breathlessness with which the noter reports her
stuff.  Also note the references to Cleveland.

And "Night Hawk"?  Hawk is that a relative?

'Saw
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From:	DECWRL::"[email protected]" "nowhere is the dreamer or the misfit so alone"  3-MAR-1991 04:43:18.80
To:	cam::way 
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Subj:	ppperfect BABY! 

 
	This one has me rollward for about ten minutes straight.... like 
ANYONE gives a *&@(!! about FIGURE SKATING!!!! AGAGAGGAGAGGA!!!!!
Please post this one for the SPORTSTERS... Maybe they can think up
some good replies to send her? 8^)
 
sean
 
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    Thanks for picking up on my (cranky) request, Night Hawk!  Now let's
    see how many months this topic goes with "1 reply."...:(
    
    Oh, well, I know at least ONE person in my office I might be able to
    get onto it...
    
    OK, here's the latest poop.  Jill Trenary changed coaches.  She's now
    training in Cleveland with Carol Heiss Jenkins.  That's right, folks,
    she rejected life with Carlo Fassi in Italy for Cleveland.  (Being
    originally from Cleveland myself, I think she shows incredible taste.)
    
    Also, Soviet ice dancer Marina Klimova was cleared of that doping
    charge at Europeans.  Sure enough, that Bulgarian lab that found
    testosterone in her sample was found to be not quite so reputable.  A
    German lab pronounced it clean.  Honestly, can you imagine a female ice
    dancer shooting up testosterone to improve her performance?  Gimme a
    break!!
    
    I will now make wild-n-crazy predictions for worlds:
    
    Ladies (assuming Midori Ito can't make it):
    Gold-Kristi Yamaguchi
    Silver-Tonya Harding
    Bronze-Lisa Sargeant (Canada)
    The Europeans STINK!!!  Surya Bonaly on the medals stand would be a
    CRIME AGAINST NATURE!!
    
    Men:
    Gold-Victor Petrenko
    Silver-Todd Eldredge
    Bronze-Kurt Browning
    (Kurt is due to skate badly and _pay for it_ someday!)
    
    Pairs:
    Gold: Miskutienok & Dmitriev
    Silver: Hough & Ladret (They finished second at Canadians!  It's a
    foregone conclusion!)
    Bronze: Brasseur & Eisler
    
    Dance:
    Gold: Klimova & Ponomarenko (they had to change to stay here, and they
    did)
    Silver: Duchesnays
    Bronze: Usova & Zhulin
    (No huge surprises here.  But if K&P hadn't "gone radical" this year,
    the gold and silver medals would have been reversed.)
    
    All right, that's it for me for now!  Someone in the wilderness reply! 
    (I guess I will find out soon enough if anyone cares...)
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    Any RIT alum in here?  Doubt that they'd admit it after findong out
    that they have a Figure Skating topic in their Sports Notesfile. 

    I think there are... oh DECWET::METZGERINO?

You called ????

 Metz

    Yeah, response?

    What cain you thay about figure skating exthept that their buns
    are stho tight and absolutely *lucious*.  Brian Boitano is a HUNK,
    and RPI's hockey squad are reel men!
    
    Eric

    I haven't had a chance to check the list, but don't we have a whole
    file for ice skating?  So they've got one note string, vs our file.
     Seems about right to me :-)
    
    We've  had the rat-hole in here before on whether sports that are
    judged (figure skating, gymnastics, and diving being the big 3)
    should have the same level of interest as those with a time or score.
    Personally, I like both flavors.
    
    A&W

I don't bother responding to Bruce any more. Especially since I figured out that
BOSS stands for Bruce On Sissy States. The guy has moved from the Sissy state
of Cal to the even more sissy state of Arizona....next stop on the trip for him
is retirement land in Sunny Florida with all the other old folks.

He is covering up for a deep inferiority complex....he probably has a Brian
Boitano poster in his office...


Metz

    Metz, come here in July and we'll see who the sissy is.  It'll be good
    for you to bake all that green Seattle moss off you.
    
    Mike

re: 113.6

> What cain you thay about figure skating exthept that their buns
> are stho tight and absolutely *lucious*

Why, MrT, it's good to see you getting in touch with that sensitive part
of yourself.  Y'all must be spending more time at those Indiana Booster
Club Encounter Group Sessions learning about how Bobby Knight teaches his
team of Masters of Fine Arts students about bonsai, brawling and basketball.  
BTW, John Thompson is an absolute hunkola, too.

;-)
Dave W.

    Yo 'Saw I just gotted mail from collegeboy n he sez dat if da debils
    win in 91 U ARE TOO BLAM!!! He sez he'll buy u a box of donuts. I
    didn't know dat doe's had nuts. 

    Re a few back:
    
    Metz, you R tu BLAMMING mee fer movinggg frum caLLIfhorny so i cant
    tell U hu to draft feree yere teems any mor.  U R TO BLAM, not wimpy
    ariazoNHA!  Dontttttttttt send me males anee mor to ask who is hirt or
    gonna PLAY!!!!!! Washingtun is such a wimp state that the mondtons puke
    all the time.
    
      

good one Bruce...

> Washingtun is such a wimp state that the mondtons puke
>    all the time.

And I love this line...can I steal it some time?


Personally I think the mountains puke because they've been drinking some of the
fine beer that is brewed here.


Metz