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Name | Date | Lines |
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| 21.1 | Current TM list, courtesy of Mike JN | CAM::WAY | Futue te ipsum et caballum tuum | Wed Jan 02 1991 10:31 | 153 |
| 'Nother Shame (tm) Lufay
(sick)(tm) Mike JN
ACCorcism (tm) Dick Hamel
A_EXCELLENT_LOSS (tm) Mr T
All Hopped Up (tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
BLAM (tm) Mike JN on behalf of Ralph
BROKENRECORD.COM (tm) Denny
Bambi Blasting (tm) Mark LeFebvre
Baywhine (tm) MrT
BobDome (tm) ACChris
BobHunt 64-Point Must System (tm) John Hendry
Bobby Fight (tm) ACC Chris
Brown(spot)s(tm) JaKe
Brownstains (tm) Mike JN
Bubble Blister (tm) Mike JN
Bweet Mooselover (tm) Dr M
CAAYOBI CLUB (tm) J_HERNANDEZ
CHOkeland PAthetics(tm) glen j.
CahunaCollisions(tm) Chainsaw
Cam Squeely(tm) Chainsaw
Chameleon (tm) Mike Heiser
Cheesedick (tm) Doda
Claybroon (tm) Mark LeFebvre
Cleveland Clowns (tm) Dr M
Clevescum(tm) JaKe
Crunchulations (tm) Mike JN
DEAD HEAD...(tm) Whitehair
DEBIL! (tm) Mike JN
Dan Diatribe(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Dandetta(tm) Steve Diggins
Darth of the week (tm) Fred V.
Detriot (tm) /Don
Dinzdork (tm) Doda
Do you sweat too much ? (tm) Dr M
Dock (tm) Denny
Docker Manyzeros (tm) Mike JN
Dork Hoops (tm) Mike Heiser
Dr WriteLock (tm) Dr M
Dr. 00:00 (tm) Denny
Fack (tm) MrT
Facks (tm) Public Domain
Faiders (tm) Cactus Jack
Fighting I-Wish (tm) Lufay
Filberts (tm) Bucky Fingers
Frankway_High(tm) Hawk w/ assist: Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Freakin' Lunatics(tm) Hawk
Frost my follicles (tm). Mark LeFebvre
Fungus (tm) Dr M
GOD! (tm) Public Domain
Gladville (tm) John "D Cowboys" R.
Gougetown (tm) Mr T
Gougetown Horrors (tm) MrT
Greenies (tm) Dr M
Haffaa(tm) Frank Chainsaw Way
Hallugeons (tm) A mind-expander founded by the Dinz.
Hare Smithnas (tm) Bob Hunt
Holy Green Slime (tm) Dr M
Holy Green Sweat Socks (tm) Bob Hunt
Hope This Helps (tm) JD (with an assist by Steven)
Houscum Erlers(tm) JaKe
Indiana Hosers (tm) Mike JN
Indiana Hucksters (tm) ACC Chris
Indiana Wolfpack (tm) ACC Chris
JNA (tm) H�wk
Jets-LAX(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Jihad (tm) Bob Hunt
JimCalhounJihad(tm). Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Jimmy Clang (tm)- James Worthy MikeC
John Hendry Ninja Action Figure(tm) Mark Lefebvre
Jughaid (tm) Mr. T
JunkNoting(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
KGP(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
LA Lackers(tm) Heiser
LDUC (tm) John Hendry
Lakerdom(tm) Mike Heiser
Lambs (tm) glen j.
Larry Bird Jihad (tm) Bob Hunt
Larry Swishless (tm)-Larry Bird MikeC
Litigations(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Little Princess (tm)-Isiah Thomas MikeC
Loinal_Fire(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Lou CarnageSickum (Tm) Mr T
Lunatic Faction (tm) One of the English chaps
MOANowski (tm) Dr M
Marathogging. (tm) Stephen Gaulke
Mary Lou Retchon (tm) JD
Memorablelabia (tm) Mike JN
MisterMeanor (tm) Mike Childs
NUTI (tm) JimH
New Orleans S'Ain'ts (tm) Lufay
Nexted (tm) lasted (tm) Caso
Notre Shame (tm) Lufay
ObjectiveSportsAnalysis(tm). Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Oldened (TM) JD
Onan of Sports(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Ooo-ing (tm)-Patrick Ewing Raider_Rich
POPB (tm) aka Personal opinion fueled by personal bias MikeC
Pairafernalialabia (tm) LEVERS::STROUT
Pat Blowin(tm) Monty
Pencil Dick & The Little Darlings (tm) Mike Heiser
Pile it High (tm) aka Mile High Stadium MikeC
Piss-tons(tm) Glen J.
Portland Snailbraisers (tm) Mike JN
Predick (tm) Mike JN
REFS (tm) Public Domain
RENT-TO-OWN A CLUE (tm) Mike JN
Ray Pork(tm) Chainsaw
Rectal_Cranial_Insertion(tm) Chainsaw
Rectal_Cranial_Inversion(tm) Chainsaw
RefsRalphNader(tm) Chainsaw
Ross Index (tm) Responsible for the birth of JNA
Run D&NC (tm) Mr T
SMASH THE PUMPKIN!!! (tm) JD
SPORTS Anal-ist (tm) Mike JN
SPORTShrooms(tm) Chainsaw
Seattle SuperEunuchs (tm) Hawk Szabo
Serious_Rip_Her_Cushions (tm) Mike JN
Sinsinati Bung(ho)les(tm) JaKe
Slooowtime (tm) Mike Heiser
Soilers (tm) Mike JN
SportingClassActs(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Squealers (tm) Mike JN
Sterile Drawberry (tm) Mike JN
Stompshim (tm) Mr T
Suck Pill (tm) REK
Sugar Rim (tm) Mr T
SuperEunichs Pete Crouch
Superbowel (tm) Mike JN
T-hypocrisy (tm) ACC Chris
T.A.L.C.(tm) JaKe
Tarhells (tm) JD
Team du Jour(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Titles & Acquisitions (tm) JD
Troof (tm) Public Domain
Vane-Center(tm) Chainsaw
Vane-Effect(tm) Chainsaw
Venus de Milo(tm) Reb
WALTON_EFFECT(tm) JoJ
Wall-hanger (tm) Mark LeFebvre
Wardlevane (tm) Public Domain
Wolfpackgate (tm) Haas
Wonk-it-all(tm) Dick Hamel & Frank Chainsaw Way
Worn Moon (tm) John "D Cowboys" R.
Yap Yap Yap (tm) Cactus Jack
[RCI�] (tm) (see Rectal*) Chainsaw, with an assist from Mike JN
[recognizable obscenity] (tm) Mike JN
apostrophe police (tm) Mark Lefebvre
crumbled like a cookie (tm) Sean Strout
dastisticks (tm) Mr T.
deen to wonk(tm) dyslexic need to know. Frank Chainsaw Way
god (tm) Mike JN
hahahahahahaha (tm) Al Cote
heh heh heh (tm) Dr M
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| 21.2 | | CSC32::SALZER | | Wed Jan 09 1991 14:52 | 4 |
| QB Philadelphia Eagles
Crandall Runningham
BoB
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| 21.3 | | CAM::WAY | Moe knows pies in the face | Fri Jan 11 1991 16:28 | 4 |
| Opion(tm) a sports opinion, may or may not be affected by
opiates or hallugeons
tm to Air Brooks
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| 21.4 | No offense intended. | KEPNUT::DIGGINS | What the hell is that? | Tue Jan 15 1991 10:49 | 8 |
|
Heil Ziegler - Alias for John Ziegler, the often mis-understood
president of the NHL.
Steve
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| 21.5 | That should be 'Saw...new tt keyboard kinda stiff | CAM::WAY | Who more than self, their country loved | Thu Jan 24 1991 11:23 | 5 |
| Pruneface(tm) --- The Kinder, Gentler Nickname for the Coach of the
SJU Redmen, who's face got that way because he sits
in the bathtub all day.....
'aw
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| 21.6 | | QUASER::JOHNSTON | LegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.! | Thu Jan 24 1991 11:41 | 3 |
| RAIDERETTES (tm) - What raider fans prefer to be called
Mike JN
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| 21.7 | Fruti | YUPPY::STRAGED | Nostalgia..Its not what it used to be | Thu Jan 24 1991 17:22 | 19 |
| Pruneface (tm)...... SJU Coach
Pineappleface.... Gen. Noriega
How many other fruitfaces can we come up with????
Perhaps NOTERS and fruits should be more closely associated...
Try to match the names on the left with the fruits on the right?
Frank 'Chainsaw' Banana-face
MikeJN Fig-face
JaKe Mango-breath
Hawk Grape-face
py Apple-core
(Can you tell this is a slow day??)
PJ (Plum-Jam ???)
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| 21.8 | | DONNER::WADE | Buffs ROOL! | Thu Jan 24 1991 18:21 | 8 |
|
PJ,
There isn't a match for MikeJN on your list. The best
description of him would be "Flat_top_haid" in recognition
of his new 'do! The man has muscles in his hair!
Claybroon
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| 21.9 | got the fruit - need a match | CST17::FARLEY | Have YOU seen Elvis today?? | Thu Jan 24 1991 18:31 | 1 |
| Passion-fruit (who here has the most kids? A&W?)
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| 21.10 | | ISLNDS::WASKOM | | Thu Jan 24 1991 18:52 | 4 |
| I cain't claim passion-fruit. I only gots the one kid, and no main
squeeze :-(.
A&W
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| 21.11 | | CELTIK::JACOB | Three roses on piano, Tulips on Organ | Thu Jan 24 1991 21:51 | 5 |
| I got 3 kids but I don't think that'll be the most!!!
JaKe
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| 21.12 | aka...linoleum lizard | YUPPY::STRAGED | Nostalgia..Its not what it used to be | Fri Jan 25 1991 07:33 | 7 |
| >> I cain't claim passion-fruit. I only gots the one kid, and no main
>> squeeze :-(.
Surely you can have the passion with the progeny??
PJ (who has lots of passion but just the one "curtain-crawler")
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| 21.13 | | CAM::WAY | Who more than self, their country loved | Fri Jan 25 1991 08:42 | 13 |
| The official Piaget Index for younguns...
Newby's -- birth - 1 month
Crib Cabbage -- 1 month to 8 months
Rug Rat -- 8 months to 1� years
Curtain Crawler 1� to 3 years
There are more, but it's been a while since I took psych under the
influence of mind altering substances....
'Saw
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| 21.14 | | FDCV07::KING | When all else fails,HIT the teddybear | Fri Jan 25 1991 08:48 | 3 |
| Frank Way Weiney Way
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| 21.15 | | FDCV07::KING | When all else fails,HIT the teddybear | Fri Jan 25 1991 08:57 | 5 |
| Re:14.. I forgot the SMILEY FACES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just in a busting way....
REK
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| 21.16 | Why do we do this to ourselves??? | YUPPY::STRAGED | Nostalgia..Its not what it used to be | Mon Jan 28 1991 04:47 | 9 |
| 'saw,
Here are some more...don't know the age brackets....
Linoleum Lizard
Barf Bucket (also applies to college kids)
Pooper Shooter
PJ
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| 21.17 | | CSC32::J_HERNANDEZ | FiveYearsAgoToday,ShuttleBlewAway | Mon Jan 28 1991 10:15 | 2 |
| CELibaTICS
Inhale
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| 21.18 | Anyone remember the Dukes of Hazzard? | CSC32::GL_JOHNSON | What's going on | Mon Jan 28 1991 12:39 | 5 |
| Boss Hoss(tm) - he certainly was the field boss for the GIANTS this
Sunday.
glen j.
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| 21.19 | | CAM::WAY | Who more than self, their country loved | Mon Jan 28 1991 12:43 | 5 |
| WaffleVane(tm) -- An exaggerated condition of WardleVane(tm) disease,
wherein the vaner is spinning and waffling so fast,
he or she loses track of who their vaning for....
'Saw
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| 21.20 | Bill or Dan? | COMET::WADE | Bring us a shrubbery........ | Mon Feb 04 1991 14:14 | 7 |
|
University of Numerous Lopsisded Victories(tm) --
aka UNLV.......courtesy of ESPN (one of those Patrick
guys on ESPN)
Claybroon
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| 21.21 | If the name fit's! | CUBIC7::DIGGINS | What the hell is that? | Fri Mar 15 1991 08:27 | 7 |
|
Chokexcuse(tm) aka Syracuse basketball team!
Steve
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| 21.22 | Throwing up Bricks | PENSAR::LAZARUS | David Lazarus @KYO,323-4353 | Mon Apr 01 1991 12:57 | 1 |
| After watching Carolina on Saturday: Brick Fox(tm)
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| 21.23 | | CAM::WAY | Props have great shoulders to lean on | Mon Apr 01 1991 15:48 | 8 |
| PropButt(tm) -- the result of the proclivity for the anchors of the
FrontRow to have butts which might be somewhat
plate-stackable.
Generically, may be applied to the general public.
i.e. Dom DeLuise has a butt which is larger than
the largest imaginable PropButt(tm)
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| 21.24 | My very first TM!!! | SHALOT::MEDVID | at scorer's table for extended blow | Mon Apr 01 1991 17:25 | 5 |
| Coach Kzyxzyxzyxzy(tm) -- How to spell that guy at Duke's name
Feel free to use any combination of
x, z, and y in any order. This trademark
not stringently enforced.
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| 21.25 | | MCIS1::DHAMEL | RedSox: Building momentum since '18 | Mon Apr 01 1991 17:52 | 4 |
|
Propbutt (2) n. The only aerial sport where the winners go
backwards.
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| 21.26 | | COMET::JOHNSTON | Stand Back! I'll handle this! | Tue Apr 16 1991 14:27 | 1 |
| Dean (tm) :== Choke JD Devlin
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| 21.27 | | EARRTH::BROOKS | Have software, will travel ... | Mon May 06 1991 17:44 | 4 |
| Where is the trademark note ?
Birdgasm(tm) - The paroxyms(sp) of thigh-shuddering joy that breaks out in
Jihad members at the slightest provocation or mention of their hero.
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| 21.28 | :^) | CARROL::LEFEBVRE | Manson,Sirhan,Oswald,Samuelsson | Tue May 07 1991 09:40 | 7 |
| Birdgasm(tm) - (1) The paroxyms(sp) of thigh-shuddering joy that breaks
out in Jihad members at the slightest provocation or mention of their hero.
(2) The sexual release experienced during bashing Larry
Bird with blinders on (see also DrMidlifeCrisis).
Mark.
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| 21.29 | | CAM::WAY | Ruck till you puke... | Fri Jun 21 1991 10:26 | 5 |
| Trouser Weasel (tm) --
A synonym for the penicular appendage stroked by Dean Supporters
while Dean takes the gaspipe on National TV, or when he forgets
how much time is left and takes a powder.....
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| 21.30 | | WLDWST::RCARRUTHERS | Night Flier: ~~v~~ | Mon Aug 26 1991 07:38 | 11 |
|
Couldn't resist,
cortisone:
quartazone(tm): a unit of measurement used to describe the amount of
semen spewed forth from an adolescent elephant, or an
injection used to relieve pain in an athlete.
Used a little of "Hawk's" expert knowledge of Elephants for this one.
Richard ~~v~~
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| 21.31 | Wood-O-Meter | AXIS::CHAPPEL | Hillbilly Patriot Fan | Wed Aug 28 1991 12:32 | 5 |
|
Wood-O-Meter (tm) --
A device used to accurately measure the appropriate
amount of lacquer required to give your woodie that
highly desirable high gloss finish.
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| 21.33 | | MCIS1::DHAMEL | I'm not distorted. Reality is. | Wed Aug 28 1991 14:17 | 8 |
|
Is this WOOD-O-METER pronounced "WOULD-oh-meat-her", or should one call
it a "wood-AW-mitter", such as in "thermometer" and "odometer"?
Proper linguists deen to wonk.
Dickstah
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| 21.35 | | CAM::WAY | Eeeee, Eeeee, Eeeee... | Wed Aug 28 1991 14:42 | 13 |
| Hey, Dorkster, uh, er, Dickster, what do you think? Would anyone of
our caliber pronounce it Wood-OH-Meat? No, where do you think we went
to school? Chapel Hill?
No, it's pronouned Wood-ah-metter, like in science ya know....
And believe me, in Swilly Stadium on Saturday, our Wood-o-meter was going
off the scale. In fact, there was a severe lacquer shortage in Eastern
Mass on Saturday night......
'Saw
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| 21.36 | | AXIS::CHAPPEL | Hillbilly Patriot Fan | Wed Aug 28 1991 15:14 | 8 |
|
Dickstah,
Being the cunning linguist that you are, you should have realized
that either pronunciation is acceptable.
HTH,
Chap
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| 21.37 | | CUBIC7::DIGGINS | Thirst N'Howl Roolz! | Wed Aug 28 1991 15:46 | 6 |
|
HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm Roolin!!!!
Cunning linguist!! HA HA HA!!!!
Too much..
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| 21.38 | | OZARDZ::WASKOM | | Wed Aug 28 1991 18:13 | 5 |
| Dickstah (and others) -
Surely, surely, you realize that it is pronounced "Would-oh-meet-her"?
A&W
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| 21.39 | | VAXWRK::NEEDLE | Money talks. Mine says "Good-Bye!" | Wed Aug 28 1991 18:25 | 3 |
| It's amazing that you can remain such a romantic in this conference ;-).
j.
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| 21.40 | Yeah, here's 'nother 1.... | CST17::FARLEY | Have YOU seen Elvis today?? | Thu Aug 29 1991 13:30 | 11 |
|
Dickstah,
HTH
O DO Me 'T 'er
Kev
;^)
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| 21.41 | Kansas vs Duke ??? We'll just igKnorr that ... | SLICER::HUNT | Ted, that's a Rolls Royce !!! | Tue Oct 22 1991 11:17 | 5 |
| IgKnorr (tm) - to refuse to accept the sad realities of Dean Smith's
incredible penchant for continual choking in the NCAA Tournament against
big underdog opponents.
Bob Hunt
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| 21.42 | | CAM::WAY | Go Wahoos! | Tue Oct 22 1991 12:35 | 11 |
| DeanSystem(tm) --
The entity that has mutated from Dean "Snuffy" Smith
and his system of basketball.
The Hare Smithna(tm) describe it as follows:
The System is Dean and Dean is the System.
'Saw
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| 21.43 | documented stereotype | CTHQ3::LEARY | Better than LDS | Thu Oct 31 1991 13:57 | 23 |
| RugbyKrishnas (TM)- a group of highly-devoted fanatical followers
of that mainly sport, RUGBY. Easily identified
by "Rugby is a Way of Life" button pinned
directly to their chests( ferget the shirt).
Also have these characterizations:
1. Walk like Igor after season.
2. Beatific smile ( half-teef missin),glazed-
over stare when someone mentions "drinkup"
3. They think of rugby and pee their pants when:
A. At a baseball game, someone hollers
"That PITCH was a ball"
B. When someone mentions, "Let's go to
the MAUL"
C. When someone mentions "Look at those
"HOOKERS"
D. When someone asks "Have you ever flown
in a PROP plane?"
E. When at a baseball game a player dives
for a line drive and someone hollers,
"Nice TRY"
Be careful, they're lookin' fer recruits.
8^)
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| 21.44 | My first time is truly the best(est)!!! | CST17::FARLEY | Son,you can make hundreds o'dollars... | Tue Feb 04 1992 14:12 | 23 |
|
What the hay, I thought of it first(ed), used it first(ed), and
nobody stuck it here first(ed) so I'll claim my first(ed) (tm) (tm)!
Hal Tried Hard (tm) - 1) a plausable explaination to the question
"What does 'hth' stand for?"
2) an exact summary of the results of fervent
Cleveland rooting during the football season?
3) the second half of the incomplete sentence,
"dan'l got the girls but .........."!
now I'm
immortalized??????
EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE!!!
Kev
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| 21.45 | | LUNER::BROOKS | Prohibited where void. | Tue Feb 04 1992 16:58 | 2 |
| Definition number 3 did it Kev .... that was a gas - even if Dan'l is
overrated ...
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| 21.46 | | ROYALT::ASHE | Dark lady wouldn't turn a card up anymore... | Tue Feb 04 1992 17:26 | 2 |
| I don't know Doc, some of these things he talks about in the f_l.dis
mail, he gets my votes... even they do want people with money...
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| 21.47 | | RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JO | Is that a Drake's Coffee Cake? | Tue Feb 04 1992 22:40 | 5 |
| As the originator of HTH(TM) - as in Hope this helps - I will be filing
copyright infringement papers and they will be serving you soon Mr.
Farley.
JD
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| 21.48 | Damm too many lawyers anyway | CSTEAM::FARLEY | Son,you can make hundreds o'dollars... | Tue Feb 04 1992 22:45 | 17 |
| Go ahead and try Sarge!
Please note that I have *never* infringed on said alleged (tm).
My (tm) is Hal Tried Hard (tm). HTH or hth is appropriately
(tm)'d. Mine ain't abbreviated. As a aside, how would you
feel about " How To Hocker"?
JD,
take a suck pill and do me!!!!!!!
I remain,
a_original,
Kev
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| 21.49 | | FDCV07::KING | Be nice to me, I'm a Pheresis Donor!! | Wed Feb 05 1992 10:57 | 4 |
| Hey I tm the phase "Take a suck pill"
REK
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| 21.50 | Nope, claim not recognized | CST17::FARLEY | Son,you can make hundreds o'dollars... | Wed Feb 05 1992 11:23 | 14 |
| REK,
With all due respects, I believe that this edition of ::Sports did not
carry that expression as (tm)'d. Your (tm) must have expired about 2
versions ago.
Until it is re-registered, imo it exists in the public domain and that
raises a question for all you sheet house lawyers, "can a (tm), once
in the public domain, be re-(tm)'d?"
May we have a legal opion(tm) please?
Kev
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| 21.51 | | CAMONE::WAY | Cuimhnich, 13 February 1692 | Wed Feb 05 1992 11:31 | 16 |
| I have always felt that for many common expressions, the (tm) was not
needed at every instance it was written. However, if challenged, the
writer would have to admit that it was a TM.
Yes, it is commonly recognized in here that REK "owns" go take a suck
pill, like Lufay owns Do Me, but they are not usually written with the
(tm) attached, with the expressed idea that if challenged the writer
will admit to another owning the copyright.
Since Mike JN left, no one has kept up the copyright list, however, the
list from previous versions does appear early in topic 20 (I think it is)...
'Saw
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| 21.52 | And he told me to take a 20lb one too ... | LUNER::BROOKS | Prohibited where void. | Wed Feb 05 1992 13:03 | 4 |
| re .49
Nope ... THOTH::SYNDER ("The Hammer") used it on me when I first
started the Celtic bash note years ago ...
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| 21.53 | | FDCV06::KING | Be nice to me, I'm a Pheresis Donor!! | Thu Feb 06 1992 21:30 | 5 |
| Mr. Brooks, I really beg to differ... I used that mother at least
5 years ago be Corp. interference in the notesfiles... The Hammer
(Mr. Synder got it from me...)
REK
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| 21.54 | | CAMONE::WAY | Shore,Schmidt,Orr,Espo,Cam,Moog,GOD! | Thu Apr 02 1992 18:46 | 32 |
| Okay, I did it.
Since my best buddy Mike JN hasn't been in here, the TM note has been
dead.
So, what I did was this. I went through, and added all the tm's that
have been put in as replies in this note. I also added explanations
for all the tm's I could think of.
They will be in the reply following this.
I'll maintain this from here on out, but here are the rules:
It ONLY gets a TM if you post the reply in here. just
putting an expression in a note doesn't cut it.
You can't TM public domain expressions. I'll reserve final
judgement.
For the following list, if you have an explanation to fill in, please
send me VAXmail on rugby1::way. I'll post it to the note.
If you own the (tm) on some of the one's with missing owners, reply
in here please...
thanks,
enjoy,
'Saw
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| 21.55 | Latest SPORTS (tm) list | CAMONE::WAY | Shore,Schmidt,Orr,Espo,Cam,Moog,GOD! | Thu Apr 02 1992 18:47 | 657 |
| 'Nother Shame (tm) Lufay
Notre Dame
(sick)(tm) Mike JN
ACCorcism (tm) Dick Hamel
The act of getting da debil(tm)
out of ACC Chris
A_EXCELLENT_LOSS (tm) Mr T
Any loss suffered by the UNC
Carolina Blew(tm) squad according
to the Baby Blew(tm) faithful
All Hopped Up (tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
apostrophe police (tm) Mark Lefebvre
Those responsible for policing
proper apostrophe use
BLAM (tm) Mike JN on behalf of Ralph
Blame
BROKENRECORD.COM (tm) Denny
What get executed for certain
never ending ratholes
Baby Blew(tm) ? (Public Domain till claimed)
The color of the UNC uniforms
Baby Blew Faithful ? (Public Domain till claimed)
UNC Tar Heel fans
Bambi Blasting (tm) Mark LeFebvre
Hunting
Baywhine (tm) MrT
Jim Boeheim, coach of
Sorryexcuse(tm)
Birdgasm(tm) - Dr Midnight
The paroxyms(sp) of thigh-shuddering
joy that breaks out in
Jihad members at the slightest
provocation or mention of their hero.
BobDome (tm) ACChris
BobHunt 64-Point Must System (tm) John Hendry
Bobby Fight (tm) ACC Chris
Bob Knight
Boss Hoss(tm) Glen "Isiah" Johnson
Jeff Hostetler, QB of
the NY Giants
Brick Fox(tm) David Lazarus
Rick Fox, former UNC hoopster,
now with the Boston Celtics
Brown(spot)s(tm) JaKe
Cleveland Browns
Brownstains (tm) Mike JN
Cleveland Brown
Bubble Blister (tm) Mike JN
Bubby Brister, Pittsburgh QB
Bweet Mooselover (tm) Dr M
Brent Musberger
CAAYOBI CLUB (tm) J_HERNANDEZ
CHOkeland PAthetics(tm) glen j.
Oakland Athletics
CahunaCollisions(tm) Chainsaw
Cam Squeely(tm) Chainsaw
Cam Neely (from Chainsaw's
Floundering era)
Celibatics(tm) Jesse Hernandez
The Boston Celtics
Chameleon (tm) Mike Heiser
Cheesedick (tm) Doda
Chokeexcuse(tm) Steve Diggins
Syracuse hoops team
Claybroon (tm) Mark LeFebvre
Clay Wade as a Bruins fan.
ClemsonREFS(tm) ? (Public Domain till claimed)
Refs when they favor one team, as
most ACC refs tend to favor
Clemson
Clemsuck(tm) ? (Public Domain till claimed)
Clemson
Cleveland Clowns (tm) Dr M
Cleveland Browns
Clevescum(tm) JaKe
Cleveland Browns
Coach Kzyxzyxzyxzy(tm) dan'l
How to spell that guy at Duke's name
Feel free to use any combination of
x, z, and y in any order.
Crandall Runningham(tm) BoB Salzer
Randall Cunningham, Eagles QB
crumbled like a cookie (tm) Sean Strout
Crunchulations (tm) Mike JN
DEAD HEAD...(tm) Whitehair
DEBIL! (tm) Mike JN
The Devil
Dan Diatribe(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Any note by Dan Schneider if
it was more than two lines and
droned on and on about a subject
Dandetta(tm) Steve Diggins
Darth of the week (tm) Fred V.
dastisticks (tm) Mr T.
Statistics
Dean(tm) JD Devlin
Choke
DeanSystem(tm) Frank "Chainsaw" Way
The entity that has mutated from
Dean "Snuffy" Smith and his system
of basketball.
deen to wonk(tm) Frank Chainsaw Way
dyslexic need to know.
Detriot (tm) /Don
Detroit
Dinsdale(tm) Frank "Chainsaw" Way
Jim Dinsmore
Dinzdork (tm) Doda
Jim Dinsmore
Do you sweat too much ? (tm) Dr M
Relates to being on drugs,
from a remark about Dominique
Wilkins "That guy must be
on drugs cause he sweats so much"
Dock (tm) Denny
Dr Midnight
Docker Manyzeros (tm) Mike JN
Dr Midnight
Dork Hoops (tm) Mike Heiser
Dr WriteLock (tm) Dr M
Dr. 00:00 (tm) Denny
Dr Midnight
Fack (tm) MrT
A fact.
Facks (tm) Public Domain
More than one Fack(tm)
Faiders (tm) Cactus Jack
Oakland Raiders
Fighting I-Wish (tm) Lufay
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
Filberts (tm) Bucky Fingers
Gonads, Testicles, Guts
Frankway_High(tm) Hawk w/ assist: Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Where Chainsaw went to high
school, or Saw on SPORTSshrooms(tm)
Freakin' Lunatics(tm) Hawk
Most SPORTS noters
Frost my follicles (tm). Mark LeFebvre
Fungus (tm) Dr M
Boston Celtics
god (tm) Mike JN
GOD! (tm) Public Domain
God. As in Cam Neely is...
Gladville (tm) John "D Cowboys" R.
Gerry Glanville
Gougetown (tm) Mr T
Georgetown University
Gougetown Horrors (tm) MrT
Georgetown Hoyas
Greenies (tm) Dr M
Boston Celtics
hahahahahahaha (tm) Al Cote
Haffaa(tm) Frank Chainsaw Way
Hartford Connecticut
Hal Tried Hard (tm) Kevin Farley
a plausable explaination to the question
"What does 'hth' stand for?"
or an exact summary of the results of
fervent Cleveland rooting during the
football season?
Hallugeons (tm) the Dinz.
Jim Dinsmore's Hallugenic
mind expanders
Hare Smithnas (tm) Bob Hunt
fanatical followers of Dean Smith
heh heh heh (tm) Dr M
Heil Ziegler(tm) Steve Diggins
Alias for John Ziegler
president of the NHL
Holy Green Slime (tm) Dr M
Holy Green Sweat Socks (tm) Bob Hunt
Boston Celtics
Hope This Helps (tm) JD (with an assist by Steven)
Houscum Erlers(tm) JaKe
Houston Oilers
hth(tm) JD Devlin
Hope this helps abbreviation
IgKnorr (tm) Bob Hunt
to refuse to accept the sad realities
of Dean Smith's incredible penchant
for continual choking in the NCAA
Tournament against big underdog
opponents.
Indiana Hosers (tm) Mike JN
Indiana Hoosiers
Indiana Hucksters (tm) ACC Chris
Indiana Hoosiers
Indiana Wolfpack (tm) ACC Chris
Indiana Hoosiers
Inhale(tm) Jesse Hernandez
Kevin McHale
JNA (tm) H�wk
Junk Noters Anonymous - a mythical
organization which helped cure
Chainsaw of his Junk Noting habits
first pointed out in the Ross Index(tm)
Jets-LAX(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Jim Wardle's Jets Newsletter
Jihad (tm) Bob Hunt
A group of highly fanatical
fans, who believe rooting for
their team is a Holy War.
JimCalhounJihad(tm). Frank `Chainsaw' Way
A Jihad(tm) for UCONN and Coach
Jim Calhoun
Jimmy Clang (tm) MikeC
James Worthy
John Hendry Ninja Action Figure(tm) Mark Lefebvre
John Hendry, from his behavior
eliminating Beach Balls at
Fenway Park
Jughaid (tm) Mr. T
Coach Paul Westhead
JunkNoting(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
What 'Saw does
KGP(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
The Kinder Gentler Police
LA Lackers(tm) Heiser
LA Lakers
LDUC (tm) John Hendry
Long Distance Urination
Contest (what SPORTS is
sometimes)
Lakerdom(tm) Mike Heiser
Lambs (tm) glen j.
LA Rams
Larry Bird Jihad (tm) Bob Hunt
A Jihad(tm) for Larry Bird
Larry Swishless (tm) MikeC
Larry Bird
Litigations(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Legs
Little Princess (tm) MikeC
Isiah Thomas
Loinal_Fire(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
What happens in a guy's groin
when he sees a pretty girl
Lou CarnageSickum (Tm) Mr T
Lou Carneseca, SJU coach
Lunatic Faction (tm) One of the English chaps
MOANowski (tm) Dr M
Paul Gronowski
Marathogging. (tm) Stephen Gaulke
Term for Marathoning
Mary Lou Retchon (tm) JD
Mary Lou Retton
Memorablelabia (tm) Mike JN
Memorabilia, or Memorable Labia
MisterMeanor (tm) Mike Childs
Misdemeanor
NUTI (tm) JimH
New Orleans S'Ain'ts (tm) Lufay
NO (Norfolk?) Saints
Nexted (tm) lasted (tm) Caso
Next, last
Notre Shame (tm) Lufay
Notre Dame
ObjectiveSportsAnalysis(tm). Frank `Chainsaw' Way
what it says
Oldened (TM) JD
Olden Polynice(?)
Onan of Sports(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Dan Scheider, after the guy
in the Bible who went blind
for spilling his seed
Opion(tm) M. Air Brooks
A Sports opinion, may or
may not be affected by
opiates or hallugeions(tm)
Ooo-ing (tm) Raider_Rich
Patrick Ewing
POPB (tm) MikeC
Personal opinion fueled
by personal bias
Pairafernalialabia (tm) LEVERS::STROUT
Paraphernailia or a pair of
fern labia
Pat Blowin(tm) Monty
Pencil Dick & The Little Darlings (tm) Mike Heiser
Pile it High (tm) MikeC
Mile High Stadium
Piss-tons(tm) Glen J.
Detroit Pistons
Portland Snailbraisers (tm) Mike JN
Portland Trailblazers
Predick (tm) Mike JN
Predict
PropButt(tm) Frank "Chainsaw" Way
The result of the proclivity
for the anchors of the Front Row
to have butts which might be
somewhat plate-stackable.
Pruneface(tm) Frank 'Chainsaw' Way
The Kinder, Gentler Nick-
name for the SJU Redmen
coach
Quartazone(tm) Night Flier Carruthers
a unit of measurement used to
describe the amount of
semen spewed forth from an adolescent
elephant, or an injection used to
relieve pain in an athlete.
REFS (tm) Public Domain
Referees
RENT-TO-OWN A CLUE (tm) Mike JN
Ray Pork(tm) Chainsaw
Ray Bourque, from Chainsaw
Flounder Era
Raiderettes(tm) Mike JN
What a raider fan prefers
to be called.
[recognizable obscenity] (tm) Mike JN
Rectal_Cranial_Insertion(tm) Chainsaw
The act of stuffing one's head
up one's own ass
Rectal_Cranial_Inversion(tm) Chainsaw
The documented medical condition
of having your head where your ass
is supposed to be and your ass where
your head is supposed to be
[RCI�] (tm) Chainsaw, with an
(see Rectal*) assist from Mike JN
RefsRalphNader(tm) Chainsaw
Ross Index (tm) Mike JN
The now infamous Doug Ross note
count, which showed Chainsaw in
1st with approximately 1400 notes.
/Don was in second with 700,
but was trying harder.
RugbyKrishnas (TM) Mike Leary
a group of highly-devoted fanatical
followers of that mainly sport, RUGBY.
Easily identified by "Rugby is a Way
of Life" button pinned directly to
their chests( ferget the shirt).
Also have these characterizations:
1. Walk like Igor after season.
2. Beatific smile ( half-teef
missin),glazed-over stare when
someone mentions "drinkup"
3. They think of rugby and pee
their pants when:
A. At a baseball game,
someone hollers
"That PITCH was a ball"
B. When someone mentions,
"Let's go to the MAUL"
C. When someone mentions
"Look at those "HOOKERS"
D. When someone asks "Have
you ever flown in a PROP
plane?"
E. When at a baseball game a player
dives for a line drive and
someone hollers, "Nice TRY"
Run D&NC (tm) Mr T
Georgetown's game
SMASH THE PUMPKIN!!! (tm) JD
JD's campaign against the
Denver Broncos
SPORTS Anal-ist (tm) Mike JN
Sports Analyst
SPORTShrooms(tm) Chainsaw
Those wonderful mushrooms grown
by 'Saw which give SPORTS its
sometime lunatic aura.
A type of hallugeon(tm)
Seattle SuperEunuchs (tm) Hawk Szabo
Seattle Supersonics
Serious_Rip_Her_Cushions (tm) Mike JN
Serious Repercussions
Sinsinati Bung(ho)les(tm) JaKe
Cincinnati Bengals
Slooowtime (tm) Mike Heiser
Soilers (tm) Mike JN
Houston Oilers
SportingClassActs(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Class Acts of the sports world
Squealers (tm) Mike JN
Pittsburg Stealers
Sterile Drawberry (tm) Mike JN
Daryll Strawberry
Stompshim (tm) Mr T
John Thompson of Georgetown
Suck Pill (tm) REK
(see Take a Suck Pill)
Sugar Rim (tm) Mr T
Sugar Ray Leonard
SuperEunichs Pete Crouch
Seattle Supersonics
Superbowel (tm) Mike JN
Super Bowl
T-hypocrisy (tm) ACC Chris
alleged hyprocrisy by MrT
T.A.L.C.(tm) JaKe
Titles, Acquisitions, Liens,
and Contracts. Refers to
certain anatomical parts most
often seen in certain drinking
type establishments.
Take a Suck Pill(tm) REK
A remark made to someone who's
having a hissy.
Tarhells (tm) JD
UNC Tar Heels
Team du Jour(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Team of the Day if you're
a Wardlevane
Titles & Acquisitions (tm) JD
Certain anatomy (see TALC)
Troof (tm) Public Domain
The Truth
TrouserWeasel(tm) Frank "Chainsaw" Way
A synonym for the penicular appendage
stroked by Dean Supporters
while Dean takes the gaspipe
on National TV, or when he forgets
how much time is left and
takes a powder.....
Univeristy of Lopsided Victories(tm) Claybroon Wade
UNLV (courtesy of ESPN)
Vane-Center(tm) Chainsaw
The absolute center of the Vane
Effect in the US (ie where JoJ is)
Vane-Effect(tm) Chainsaw
The effect Wardlevaning has on the
gravitiational and weather patterns.
Venus de Milo(tm) Reb
Wafflevane(tm) Frank 'Chainsaw" Way
An exaggerated condition
of Wardlevane(tm) disease,
wherein the vaner is
spinning and waffling so
fast, he loses track of who
he is vaning for.
WALTON_EFFECT(tm) JoJ
The Joe Walton effect, which
drags a team down if Walton
is ocahing for them.
Wall-hanger (tm) Mark LeFebvre
Wardlevane (tm) Public Domain
The act of changing from one
team to another, quite often.
Named after Jim "JoJ" Wardle.
Wolfpackgate (tm) Haas
The NC State scandal
Wonk-it-all(tm) Dick Hamel & Frank Chainsaw Way
Dyslexic Know It All
Wood-O-Meter(tm) Tom Chappel
A device used to accurately measure
the appropriate amount of lacquer
required to give your woodie that
highly desirable high gloss finish.
Worn Moon (tm) John "D Cowboys" R.
Warren Moon, Oilers QB
Yap Yap Yap (tm) Cactus Jack
What Cleveland Browns
DAWGS do.
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| 21.56 | Offshoot (no kidding!) from BrickFox (tm) | SCNDRL::HUNT | He-Man Tar Heel Haters Club | Thu Apr 02 1992 19:01 | 12 |
| Right underneath BrickFox, please add my "RoboFox" trademark.
Description would be ...
'Any shooter who keeps clanging and clanging and ...
clanging and clanging and ... E.g., See "Fox, Rick".'
Bob Hunt
P.S. I didn't notice if "Snuffy" (and derivatives) was on the list. If
not, it goes to Po' MrT but it oughta be public domain since he doesn't
enforce the trademark like a true legal whiz would.
|
| 21.57 | Update TM list | CAMONE::WAY | At 6', 245, from Parts Unknown | Fri May 01 1992 12:29 | 676 |
| <<< Note 21.55 by CAMONE::WAY "Shore,Schmidt,Orr,Espo,Cam,Moog,GOD!" >>>
-< Latest SPORTS (tm) list >-
'Nother Shame (tm) Lufay
Notre Dame
(sick)(tm) Mike JN
ACCorcism (tm) Dick Hamel
The act of getting da debil(tm)
out of ACC Chris
A_EXCELLENT_LOSS (tm) Mr T
Any loss suffered by the UNC
Carolina Blew(tm) squad according
to the Baby Blew(tm) faithful
All Hopped Up (tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
apostrophe police (tm) Mark Lefebvre
Those responsible for policing
proper apostrophe use
BLAM (tm) Mike JN on behalf of Ralph
Blame
BROKENRECORD.COM (tm) Denny
What get executed for certain
never ending ratholes
Baby Blew(tm) ? (Public Domain till claimed)
The color of the UNC uniforms
Baby Blew Faithful ? (Public Domain till claimed)
UNC Tar Heel fans
Bambi Blasting (tm) Mark LeFebvre
Hunting
Baywhine (tm) MrT
Jim Boeheim, coach of
Sorryexcuse(tm)
Birdgasm(tm) - Dr Midnight
The paroxyms(sp) of thigh-shuddering
joy that breaks out in
Jihad members at the slightest
provocation or mention of their hero.
BobDome (tm) ACChris
BobHunt 64-Point Must System (tm) John Hendry
Bobby Fight (tm) ACC Chris
Bob Knight
Boss Hoss(tm) Glen "Isiah" Johnson
Jeff Hostetler, QB of
the NY Giants
Brick Fox(tm) David Lazarus
Rick Fox, former UNC hoopster,
now with the Boston Celtics
Brown(spot)s(tm) JaKe
Cleveland Browns
Brownstains (tm) Mike JN
Cleveland Brown
Bubble Blister (tm) Mike JN
Bubby Brister, Pittsburgh QB
Bweet Mooselover (tm) Dr M
Brent Musberger
CAAYOBI CLUB (tm) J_HERNANDEZ
CHOkeland PAthetics(tm) glen j.
Oakland Athletics
CahunaCollisions(tm) Chainsaw
Cam Squeely(tm) Chainsaw
Cam Neely (from Chainsaw's
Floundering era)
Celibatics(tm) Jesse Hernandez
The Boston Celtics
Chameleon (tm) Mike Heiser
Cheesedick (tm) Doda
Chokeexcuse(tm) Steve Diggins
Syracuse hoops team
Claybroon (tm) Mark LeFebvre
Clay Wade as a Bruins fan.
ClemsonREFS(tm) ? (Public Domain till claimed)
Refs when they favor one team, as
most ACC refs tend to favor
Clemson
Clemsuck(tm) ? (Public Domain till claimed)
Clemson
Cleveland Clowns (tm) Dr M
Cleveland Browns
Clevescum(tm) JaKe
Cleveland Browns
Coach Kzyxzyxzyxzy(tm) dan'l
How to spell that guy at Duke's name
Feel free to use any combination of
x, z, and y in any order.
Crandall Runningham(tm) BoB Salzer
Randall Cunningham, Eagles QB
crumbled like a cookie (tm) Sean Strout
Crunchulations (tm) Mike JN
DEAD HEAD...(tm) Whitehair
DEBIL! (tm) Mike JN
The Devil
Dan Diatribe(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Any note by Dan Schneider if
it was more than two lines and
droned on and on about a subject
Dandetta(tm) Steve Diggins
Darth of the week (tm) Fred V.
dastisticks (tm) Mr T.
Statistics
Dean(tm) JD Devlin
Choke
DeanSystem(tm) Frank "Chainsaw" Way
The entity that has mutated from
Dean "Snuffy" Smith and his system
of basketball.
deen to wonk(tm) Frank Chainsaw Way
dyslexic need to know.
Detriot (tm) /Don
Detroit
Dinsdale(tm) Frank "Chainsaw" Way
Jim Dinsmore
Dinzdork (tm) Doda
Jim Dinsmore
Doin' the Snuffy (tm) Frank Chainsaw Way
Any player who chokes in the big
game is "Doin' the Snuffy". See
also Snuffy Smif'
Do you sweat too much ? (tm) Dr M
Relates to being on drugs,
from a remark about Dominique
Wilkins "That guy must be
on drugs cause he sweats so much"
Dock (tm) Denny
Dr Midnight
Docker Manyzeros (tm) Mike JN
Dr Midnight
Dork Hoops (tm) Mike Heiser
Dr WriteLock (tm) Dr M
Dr. 00:00 (tm) Denny
Dr Midnight
Fack (tm) MrT
A fact.
Facks (tm) Public Domain
More than one Fack(tm)
Faiders (tm) Cactus Jack
Oakland Raiders
Fighting I-Wish (tm) Lufay
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
Filberts (tm) Bucky Fingers
Gonads, Testicles, Guts
Frankway_High(tm) Hawk w/ assist: Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Where Chainsaw went to high
school, or Saw on SPORTSshrooms(tm)
Freakin' Lunatics(tm) Hawk
Most SPORTS noters
Frost my follicles (tm). Mark LeFebvre
Fungus (tm) Dr M
Boston Celtics
god (tm) Mike JN
GOD! (tm) Public Domain
God. As in Cam Neely is...
Gladville (tm) John "D Cowboys" R.
Gerry Glanville
Gougetown (tm) Mr T
Georgetown University
Gougetown Horrors (tm) MrT
Georgetown Hoyas
Greenies (tm) Dr M
Boston Celtics
hahahahahahaha (tm) Al Cote
Haffaa(tm) Frank Chainsaw Way
Hartford Connecticut
Hal Tried Hard (tm) Kevin Farley
a plausable explaination to the question
"What does 'hth' stand for?"
or an exact summary of the results of
fervent Cleveland rooting during the
football season
Hallugeons (tm) the Dinz.
Jim Dinsmore's Hallugenic
mind expanders
Hare Smithnas (tm) Bob Hunt
fanatical followers of Dean Smith
heh heh heh (tm) Dr M
Heil Ziegler(tm) Steve Diggins
Alias for John Ziegler
president of the NHL
Holy Green Slime (tm) Dr M
Holy Green Sweat Socks (tm) Bob Hunt
Boston Celtics
Hope This Helps (tm) JD (with an assist by Steven)
Houscum Erlers(tm) JaKe
Houston Oilers
hth(tm) JD Devlin
Hope this helps abbreviation
IgKnorr (tm) Bob Hunt
to refuse to accept the sad realities
of Dean Smith's incredible penchant
for continual choking in the NCAA
Tournament against big underdog
opponents.
Indiana Hosers (tm) Mike JN
Indiana Hoosiers
Indiana Hucksters (tm) ACC Chris
Indiana Hoosiers
Indiana Wolfpack (tm) ACC Chris
Indiana Hoosiers
Inhale(tm) Jesse Hernandez
Kevin McHale
JNA (tm) H�wk
Junk Noters Anonymous - a mythical
organization which helped cure
Chainsaw of his Junk Noting habits
first pointed out in the Ross Index(tm)
Jets-LAX(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Jim Wardle's Jets Newsletter
Jihad (tm) Bob Hunt
A group of highly fanatical
fans, who believe rooting for
their team is a Holy War.
JimCalhounJihad(tm). Frank `Chainsaw' Way
A Jihad(tm) for UCONN and Coach
Jim Calhoun
Jimmy Clang (tm) MikeC
James Worthy
John Hendry Ninja Action Figure(tm) Mark Lefebvre
John Hendry, from his behavior
eliminating Beach Balls at
Fenway Park
Jughaid (tm) Mr. T
Coach Paul Westhead
JunkNoting(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
What 'Saw does
KGP(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
The Kinder Gentler Police
LA Lackers(tm) Heiser
LA Lakers
LDUC (tm) John Hendry
Long Distance Urination
Contest (what SPORTS is
sometimes)
Lakerdom(tm) Mike Heiser
Lambs (tm) glen j.
LA Rams
Larry Bird Jihad (tm) Bob Hunt
A Jihad(tm) for Larry Bird
Larry Swishless (tm) MikeC
Larry Bird
Litigations(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Legs
Little Princess (tm) MikeC
Isiah Thomas
Loinal_Fire(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
What happens in a guy's groin
when he sees a pretty girl
Lou CarnageSickum (Tm) Mr T
Lou Carneseca, SJU coach
Lunatic Faction (tm) One of the English chaps
MOANowski (tm) Dr M
Paul Gronowski
Marathogging. (tm) Stephen Gaulke
Term for Marathoning
Mary Lou Retchon (tm) JD
Mary Lou Retton
Memorablelabia (tm) Mike JN
Memorabilia, or Memorable Labia
MisterMeanor (tm) Mike Childs
Misdemeanor
NUTI (tm) JimH
New Orleans S'Ain'ts (tm) Lufay
NO (Norfolk?) Saints
Nexted (tm) lasted (tm) Caso
Next, last
Notre Shame (tm) Lufay
Notre Dame
ObjectiveSportsAnalysis(tm). Frank `Chainsaw' Way
what it says
Oldened (TM) JD
Olden Polynice(?)
Onan of Sports(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Dan Scheider, after the guy
in the Bible who went blind
for spilling his seed
Opion(tm) M. Air Brooks
A Sports opinion, may or
may not be affected by
opiates or hallugeions(tm)
Ooo-ing (tm) Raider_Rich
Patrick Ewing
POPB (tm) MikeC
Personal opinion fueled
by personal bias
Pairafernalialabia (tm) LEVERS::STROUT
Paraphernailia or a pair of
fern labia
Pat Blowin(tm) Monty
Pencil Dick & The Little Darlings (tm) Mike Heiser
Pile it High (tm) MikeC
Mile High Stadium
Piss-tons(tm) Glen J.
Detroit Pistons
Portland Snailbraisers (tm) Mike JN
Portland Trailblazers
Predick (tm) Mike JN
Predict
PropButt(tm) Frank "Chainsaw" Way
The result of the proclivity
for the anchors of the Front Row
to have butts which might be
somewhat plate-stackable.
Pruneface(tm) Frank 'Chainsaw' Way
The Kinder, Gentler Nick-
name for the SJU Redmen
coach
Quartazone(tm) Night Flier Carruthers
a unit of measurement used to
describe the amount of
semen spewed forth from an adolescent
elephant, or an injection used to
relieve pain in an athlete.
REFS (tm) Public Domain
Referees
RENT-TO-OWN A CLUE (tm) Mike JN
Ray Pork(tm) Chainsaw
Ray Bourque, from Chainsaw
Flounder Era
Raiderettes(tm) Mike JN
What a raider fan prefers
to be called.
[recognizable obscenity] (tm) Mike JN
Rectal_Cranial_Insertion(tm) Chainsaw
The act of stuffing one's head
up one's own ass
Rectal_Cranial_Inversion(tm) Chainsaw
The documented medical condition
of having your head where your ass
is supposed to be and your ass where
your head is supposed to be
[RCI�] (tm) Chainsaw, with an
(see Rectal*) assist from Mike JN
RefsRalphNader(tm) Chainsaw
RoboFox(tm) Bob Hunt
Any shooter who keeps clanging and
clanging and clanging.....
(See also Brick Fox)
Ross Index (tm) Mike JN
The now infamous Doug Ross note
count, which showed Chainsaw in
1st with approximately 1400 notes.
/Don was in second with 700,
but was trying harder.
RugbyKrishnas (TM) Mike Leary
a group of highly-devoted fanatical
followers of that mainly sport, RUGBY.
Easily identified by "Rugby is a Way
of Life" button pinned directly to
their chests( ferget the shirt).
Also have these characterizations:
1. Walk like Igor after season.
2. Beatific smile ( half-teef
missin),glazed-over stare when
someone mentions "drinkup"
3. They think of rugby and pee
their pants when:
A. At a baseball game,
someone hollers
"That PITCH was a ball"
B. When someone mentions,
"Let's go to the MAUL"
C. When someone mentions
"Look at those "HOOKERS"
D. When someone asks "Have
you ever flown in a PROP
plane?"
E. When at a baseball game a player
dives for a line drive and
someone hollers, "Nice TRY"
Run D&NC (tm) Mr T
Georgetown's game
SMASH THE PUMPKIN!!! (tm) JD
JD's campaign against the
Denver Broncos
SPORTS Anal-ist (tm) Mike JN
Sports Analyst
SPORTShrooms(tm) Chainsaw
Those wonderful mushrooms grown
by 'Saw which give SPORTS its
sometime lunatic aura.
A type of hallugeon(tm)
Seattle SuperEunuchs (tm) Hawk Szabo
Seattle Supersonics
Serious_Rip_Her_Cushions (tm) Mike JN
Serious Repercussions
Sinsinati Bung(ho)les(tm) JaKe
Cincinnati Bengals
Slooowtime (tm) Mike Heiser
Snuffy Smif'(tm) Po' MrT
Dean Smith. Other derivatives are
Rev' Smif', the Snuffmeister etc.
Soilers (tm) Mike JN
Houston Oilers
SportingClassActs(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Class Acts of the sports world
Squealers (tm) Mike JN
Pittsburg Stealers
Sterile Drawberry (tm) Mike JN
Daryll Strawberry
Stompshim (tm) Mr T
John Thompson of Georgetown
Suck Pill (tm) REK
(see Take a Suck Pill)
Sugar Rim (tm) Mr T
Sugar Ray Leonard
SuperEunichs Pete Crouch
Seattle Supersonics
Superbowel (tm) Mike JN
Super Bowl
T-hypocrisy (tm) ACC Chris
alleged hyprocrisy by MrT
T.A.L.C.(tm) JaKe
Titles, Acquisitions, Liens,
and Contracts. Refers to
certain anatomical parts most
often seen in certain drinking
type establishments.
Take a Suck Pill(tm) REK
A remark made to someone who's
having a hissy.
Tarhells (tm) JD
UNC Tar Heels
Team du Jour(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Team of the Day if you're
a Wardlevane
Titles & Acquisitions (tm) JD
Certain anatomy (see TALC)
Troof (tm) Public Domain
The Truth
TrouserWeasel(tm) Frank "Chainsaw" Way
A synonym for the penicular appendage
stroked by Dean Supporters
while Dean takes the gaspipe
on National TV, or when he forgets
how much time is left and
takes a powder.....
Univeristy of Lopsided Victories(tm) Claybroon Wade
UNLV (courtesy of ESPN)
Vane-Center(tm) Chainsaw
The absolute center of the Vane
Effect in the US (ie where JoJ is)
Vane-Effect(tm) Chainsaw
The effect Wardlevaning has on the
gravitiational and weather patterns.
Venus de Milo(tm) Reb
Wafflevane(tm) Frank 'Chainsaw" Way
An exaggerated condition
of Wardlevane(tm) disease,
wherein the vaner is
spinning and waffling so
fast, he loses track of who
he is vaning for.
WALTON_EFFECT(tm) JoJ
The Joe Walton effect, which
drags a team down if Walton
is ocahing for them.
Wall-hanger (tm) Mark LeFebvre
Wardlevane (tm) Public Domain
The act of changing from one
team to another, quite often.
Named after Jim "JoJ" Wardle.
Wolfpackgate (tm) Haas
The NC State scandal
Wonk-it-all(tm) Dick Hamel & Frank Chainsaw Way
Dyslexic Know It All
Wood-O-Meter(tm) Tom Chappel
A device used to accurately measure
the appropriate amount of lacquer
required to give your woodie that
highly desirable high gloss finish.
Worn Moon (tm) John "D Cowboys" R.
Warren Moon, Oilers QB
Yap Yap Yap (tm) Cactus Jack
What Cleveland Browns
DAWGS do.
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| 21.58 | | COBRA::DINSMORE | Lowry, next Phil Simms, film in 2 years | Fri May 01 1992 12:45 | 4 |
| wheres "film at 11??
dinz
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| 21.59 | w | CAMONE::WAY | At 6', 245, from Parts Unknown | Fri May 01 1992 12:57 | 8 |
| Didn't think that was a trademarked expression. At least it was not
in the Official Mike JN tm list....
Who's got the TM for it? Or has it been used enough to be public domain?
'Sa
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| 21.60 | Hey, yer Honor.....yer Honor.... | 7389::FARLEY | Son,you can make hundreds o'dollars... | Fri May 01 1992 13:23 | 16 |
|
At least if'n ya gonna *UPDATE*, you could at least say
"former SJU Coach"
^^^^^^^^
SHeesh!!!!
BTW, Please site your alleged (tm)'ing of Pruneface. I challenge
the mere existence of that 'cause I don't remember seing it and I do
have a certain proclivity for those kind of thangs, ya know....
I remain,
a stickler for facks(tm) and troof (tm)
Kev
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| 21.61 | Pls also include "Member BB HoF" ;^) | 7389::FARLEY | Son,you can make hundreds o'dollars... | Fri May 01 1992 13:29 | 1 |
|
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| 21.62 | | CNTROL::CHILDS | Up thru the cracks, out thru da broken glass | Fri May 01 1992 13:57 | 5 |
|
film at 11:00 belongs to JD. "Bird Burps, film at 11:00"....back when
JD lived back on the right coast and was a Celtics fan...
;^)
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| 21.63 | | CAMONE::WAY | At 6', 245, from Parts Unknown | Fri May 01 1992 14:17 | 12 |
| Okay, I'll put in film @....
Kev,
I coined Pruneface in a earlier version of Sports, I'm sure. I'm not
positive but I think it was on one of Mike JN's lists.....
Pruneface says it much better than Carnagesickum anyway 8^)
'SAw
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| 21.64 | | CAMONE::WAY | At 6', 245, from Parts Unknown | Fri May 01 1992 14:19 | 27 |
| Kevin,
It helps if you look back through the replies before you ask for Pruneface
Proof...
See attached:
<<< CAM::$1$DUA5:[NOTES$LIBRARY]SPORTS_91.NOTE;1 >>>
-< CAM::SPORTS -- Digital's Daily Sports Tabloid >-
================================================================================
Note 21.5 Official SPORTS Trademark (tm) Expressions 5 of 63
CAM::WAY "Who more than self, their country loved" 5 lines 24-JAN-1991 11:23
-< That should be 'Saw...new tt keyboard kinda stiff >-
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Pruneface(tm) --- The Kinder, Gentler Nickname for the Coach of the
SJU Redmen, who's face got that way because he sits
in the bathtub all day.....
'aw
I remain,
Your in Trademarks,
'Saw
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| 21.65 | | CAMONE::WAY | At 6', 245, from Parts Unknown | Fri May 01 1992 14:20 | 683 |
| <<< Note 21.57 by CAMONE::WAY "At 6', 245, from Parts Unknown" >>>
-< Update TM list >-
<<< Note 21.55 by CAMONE::WAY "Shore,Schmidt,Orr,Espo,Cam,Moog,GOD!" >>>
-< Latest SPORTS (tm) list >-
'Nother Shame (tm) Lufay
Notre Dame
(sick)(tm) Mike JN
ACCorcism (tm) Dick Hamel
The act of getting da debil(tm)
out of ACC Chris
A_EXCELLENT_LOSS (tm) Mr T
Any loss suffered by the UNC
Carolina Blew(tm) squad according
to the Baby Blew(tm) faithful
All Hopped Up (tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
apostrophe police (tm) Mark Lefebvre
Those responsible for policing
proper apostrophe use
BLAM (tm) Mike JN on behalf of Ralph
Blame
BROKENRECORD.COM (tm) Denny
What get executed for certain
never ending ratholes
Baby Blew(tm) ? (Public Domain till claimed)
The color of the UNC uniforms
Baby Blew Faithful ? (Public Domain till claimed)
UNC Tar Heel fans
Bambi Blasting (tm) Mark LeFebvre
Hunting
Baywhine (tm) MrT
Jim Boeheim, coach of
Sorryexcuse(tm)
Birdgasm(tm) - Dr Midnight
The paroxyms(sp) of thigh-shuddering
joy that breaks out in
Jihad members at the slightest
provocation or mention of their hero.
BobDome (tm) ACChris
BobHunt 64-Point Must System (tm) John Hendry
Bobby Fight (tm) ACC Chris
Bob Knight
Boss Hoss(tm) Glen "Isiah" Johnson
Jeff Hostetler, QB of
the NY Giants
Brick Fox(tm) David Lazarus
Rick Fox, former UNC hoopster,
now with the Boston Celtics
Brown(spot)s(tm) JaKe
Cleveland Browns
Brownstains (tm) Mike JN
Cleveland Brown
Bubble Blister (tm) Mike JN
Bubby Brister, Pittsburgh QB
Bweet Mooselover (tm) Dr M
Brent Musberger
CAAYOBI CLUB (tm) J_HERNANDEZ
CHOkeland PAthetics(tm) glen j.
Oakland Athletics
CahunaCollisions(tm) Chainsaw
Cam Squeely(tm) Chainsaw
Cam Neely (from Chainsaw's
Floundering era)
Celibatics(tm) Jesse Hernandez
The Boston Celtics
Chameleon (tm) Mike Heiser
Cheesedick (tm) Doda
Chokeexcuse(tm) Steve Diggins
Syracuse hoops team
Claybroon (tm) Mark LeFebvre
Clay Wade as a Bruins fan.
ClemsonREFS(tm) ? (Public Domain till claimed)
Refs when they favor one team, as
most ACC refs tend to favor
Clemson
Clemsuck(tm) ? (Public Domain till claimed)
Clemson
Cleveland Clowns (tm) Dr M
Cleveland Browns
Clevescum(tm) JaKe
Cleveland Browns
Coach Kzyxzyxzyxzy(tm) dan'l
How to spell that guy at Duke's name
Feel free to use any combination of
x, z, and y in any order.
Crandall Runningham(tm) BoB Salzer
Randall Cunningham, Eagles QB
crumbled like a cookie (tm) Sean Strout
Crunchulations (tm) Mike JN
DEAD HEAD...(tm) Whitehair
DEBIL! (tm) Mike JN
The Devil
Dan Diatribe(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Any note by Dan Schneider if
it was more than two lines and
droned on and on about a subject
Dandetta(tm) Steve Diggins
Darth of the week (tm) Fred V.
dastisticks (tm) Mr T.
Statistics
Dean(tm) JD Devlin
Choke
DeanSystem(tm) Frank "Chainsaw" Way
The entity that has mutated from
Dean "Snuffy" Smith and his system
of basketball.
deen to wonk(tm) Frank Chainsaw Way
dyslexic need to know.
Detriot (tm) /Don
Detroit
Dinsdale(tm) Frank "Chainsaw" Way
Jim Dinsmore
Dinzdork (tm) Doda
Jim Dinsmore
Doin' the Snuffy (tm) Frank Chainsaw Way
Any player who chokes in the big
game is "Doin' the Snuffy". See
also Snuffy Smif'
Do you sweat too much ? (tm) Dr M
Relates to being on drugs,
from a remark about Dominique
Wilkins "That guy must be
on drugs cause he sweats so much"
Dock (tm) Denny
Dr Midnight
Docker Manyzeros (tm) Mike JN
Dr Midnight
Dork Hoops (tm) Mike Heiser
Dr WriteLock (tm) Dr M
Dr. 00:00 (tm) Denny
Dr Midnight
Fack (tm) MrT
A fact.
Facks (tm) Public Domain
More than one Fack(tm)
Faiders (tm) Cactus Jack
Oakland Raiders
Fighting I-Wish (tm) Lufay
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
Filberts (tm) Bucky Fingers
Gonads, Testicles, Guts
Film at 11...(tm) JD Devlin
Frankway_High(tm) Hawk w/ assist: Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Where Chainsaw went to high
school, or Saw on SPORTSshrooms(tm)
Freakin' Lunatics(tm) Hawk
Most SPORTS noters
Frost my follicles (tm). Mark LeFebvre
Fungus (tm) Dr M
Boston Celtics
god (tm) Mike JN
GOD! (tm) Public Domain
God. As in Cam Neely is...
Gladville (tm) John "D Cowboys" R.
Gerry Glanville
Gougetown (tm) Mr T
Georgetown University
Gougetown Horrors (tm) MrT
Georgetown Hoyas
Greenies (tm) Dr M
Boston Celtics
hahahahahahaha (tm) Al Cote
Haffaa(tm) Frank Chainsaw Way
Hartford Connecticut
Hal Tried Hard (tm) Kevin Farley
a plausable explaination to the question
"What does 'hth' stand for?"
or an exact summary of the results of
fervent Cleveland rooting during the
football season
Hallugeons (tm) the Dinz.
Jim Dinsmore's Hallugenic
mind expanders
Hare Smithnas (tm) Bob Hunt
fanatical followers of Dean Smith
heh heh heh (tm) Dr M
Heil Ziegler(tm) Steve Diggins
Alias for John Ziegler
president of the NHL
Holy Green Slime (tm) Dr M
Holy Green Sweat Socks (tm) Bob Hunt
Boston Celtics
Hope This Helps (tm) JD (with an assist by Steven)
Houscum Erlers(tm) JaKe
Houston Oilers
hth(tm) JD Devlin
Hope this helps abbreviation
IgKnorr (tm) Bob Hunt
to refuse to accept the sad realities
of Dean Smith's incredible penchant
for continual choking in the NCAA
Tournament against big underdog
opponents.
Indiana Hosers (tm) Mike JN
Indiana Hoosiers
Indiana Hucksters (tm) ACC Chris
Indiana Hoosiers
Indiana Wolfpack (tm) ACC Chris
Indiana Hoosiers
Inhale(tm) Jesse Hernandez
Kevin McHale
JNA (tm) H�wk
Junk Noters Anonymous - a mythical
organization which helped cure
Chainsaw of his Junk Noting habits
first pointed out in the Ross Index(tm)
Jets-LAX(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Jim Wardle's Jets Newsletter
Jihad (tm) Bob Hunt
A group of highly fanatical
fans, who believe rooting for
their team is a Holy War.
JimCalhounJihad(tm). Frank `Chainsaw' Way
A Jihad(tm) for UCONN and Coach
Jim Calhoun
Jimmy Clang (tm) MikeC
James Worthy
John Hendry Ninja Action Figure(tm) Mark Lefebvre
John Hendry, from his behavior
eliminating Beach Balls at
Fenway Park
Jughaid (tm) Mr. T
Coach Paul Westhead
JunkNoting(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
What 'Saw does
KGP(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
The Kinder Gentler Police
LA Lackers(tm) Heiser
LA Lakers
LDUC (tm) John Hendry
Long Distance Urination
Contest (what SPORTS is
sometimes)
Lakerdom(tm) Mike Heiser
Lambs (tm) glen j.
LA Rams
Larry Bird Jihad (tm) Bob Hunt
A Jihad(tm) for Larry Bird
Larry Swishless (tm) MikeC
Larry Bird
Litigations(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Legs
Little Princess (tm) MikeC
Isiah Thomas
Loinal_Fire(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
What happens in a guy's groin
when he sees a pretty girl
Lou CarnageSickum (Tm) Mr T
Lou Carneseca, SJU coach
Lunatic Faction (tm) One of the English chaps
MOANowski (tm) Dr M
Paul Gronowski
Marathogging. (tm) Stephen Gaulke
Term for Marathoning
Mary Lou Retchon (tm) JD
Mary Lou Retton
Memorablelabia (tm) Mike JN
Memorabilia, or Memorable Labia
MisterMeanor (tm) Mike Childs
Misdemeanor
NUTI (tm) JimH
New Orleans S'Ain'ts (tm) Lufay
NO (Norfolk?) Saints
Nexted (tm) lasted (tm) Caso
Next, last
Notre Shame (tm) Lufay
Notre Dame
ObjectiveSportsAnalysis(tm). Frank `Chainsaw' Way
what it says
Oldened (TM) JD
Olden Polynice(?)
Onan of Sports(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Dan Scheider, after the guy
in the Bible who went blind
for spilling his seed
Opion(tm) M. Air Brooks
A Sports opinion, may or
may not be affected by
opiates or hallugeions(tm)
Ooo-ing (tm) Raider_Rich
Patrick Ewing
POPB (tm) MikeC
Personal opinion fueled
by personal bias
Pairafernalialabia (tm) LEVERS::STROUT
Paraphernailia or a pair of
fern labia
Pat Blowin(tm) Monty
Pencil Dick & The Little Darlings (tm) Mike Heiser
Pile it High (tm) MikeC
Mile High Stadium
Piss-tons(tm) Glen J.
Detroit Pistons
Portland Snailbraisers (tm) Mike JN
Portland Trailblazers
Predick (tm) Mike JN
Predict
PropButt(tm) Frank "Chainsaw" Way
The result of the proclivity
for the anchors of the Front Row
to have butts which might be
somewhat plate-stackable.
Pruneface(tm) Frank 'Chainsaw' Way
The Kinder, Gentler Nick-
name for the former SJU Redmen
coach
Quartazone(tm) Night Flier Carruthers
a unit of measurement used to
describe the amount of
semen spewed forth from an adolescent
elephant, or an injection used to
relieve pain in an athlete.
REFS (tm) Public Domain
Referees
RENT-TO-OWN A CLUE (tm) Mike JN
Ray Pork(tm) Chainsaw
Ray Bourque, from Chainsaw
Flounder Era
Raiderettes(tm) Mike JN
What a raider fan prefers
to be called.
[recognizable obscenity] (tm) Mike JN
Rectal_Cranial_Insertion(tm) Chainsaw
The act of stuffing one's head
up one's own ass
Rectal_Cranial_Inversion(tm) Chainsaw
The documented medical condition
of having your head where your ass
is supposed to be and your ass where
your head is supposed to be
[RCI�] (tm) Chainsaw, with an
(see Rectal*) assist from Mike JN
RefsRalphNader(tm) Chainsaw
RoboFox(tm) Bob Hunt
Any shooter who keeps clanging and
clanging and clanging.....
(See also Brick Fox)
Ross Index (tm) Mike JN
The now infamous Doug Ross note
count, which showed Chainsaw in
1st with approximately 1400 notes.
/Don was in second with 700,
but was trying harder.
RugbyKrishnas (TM) Mike Leary
a group of highly-devoted fanatical
followers of that mainly sport, RUGBY.
Easily identified by "Rugby is a Way
of Life" button pinned directly to
their chests( ferget the shirt).
Also have these characterizations:
1. Walk like Igor after season.
2. Beatific smile ( half-teef
missin),glazed-over stare when
someone mentions "drinkup"
3. They think of rugby and pee
their pants when:
A. At a baseball game,
someone hollers
"That PITCH was a ball"
B. When someone mentions,
"Let's go to the MAUL"
C. When someone mentions
"Look at those "HOOKERS"
D. When someone asks "Have
you ever flown in a PROP
plane?"
E. When at a baseball game a player
dives for a line drive and
someone hollers, "Nice TRY"
Run D&NC (tm) Mr T
Georgetown's game
SMASH THE PUMPKIN!!! (tm) JD
JD's campaign against the
Denver Broncos
SPORTS Anal-ist (tm) Mike JN
Sports Analyst
SPORTShrooms(tm) Chainsaw
Those wonderful mushrooms grown
by 'Saw which give SPORTS its
sometime lunatic aura.
A type of hallugeon(tm)
Seattle SuperEunuchs (tm) Hawk Szabo
Seattle Supersonics
Serious_Rip_Her_Cushions (tm) Mike JN
Serious Repercussions
Sinsinati Bung(ho)les(tm) JaKe
Cincinnati Bengals
Slooowtime (tm) Mike Heiser
Snuffy Smif'(tm) Po' MrT
Dean Smith. Other derivatives are
Rev' Smif', the Snuffmeister etc.
Soilers (tm) Mike JN
Houston Oilers
SportingClassActs(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Class Acts of the sports world
Squealers (tm) Mike JN
Pittsburg Stealers
Sterile Drawberry (tm) Mike JN
Daryll Strawberry
Stompshim (tm) Mr T
John Thompson of Georgetown
Suck Pill (tm) REK
(see Take a Suck Pill)
Sugar Rim (tm) Mr T
Sugar Ray Leonard
SuperEunichs Pete Crouch
Seattle Supersonics
Superbowel (tm) Mike JN
Super Bowl
T-hypocrisy (tm) ACC Chris
alleged hyprocrisy by MrT
T.A.L.C.(tm) JaKe
Titles, Acquisitions, Liens,
and Contracts. Refers to
certain anatomical parts most
often seen in certain drinking
type establishments.
Take a Suck Pill(tm) REK
A remark made to someone who's
having a hissy.
Tarhells (tm) JD
UNC Tar Heels
Team du Jour(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Team of the Day if you're
a Wardlevane
Titles & Acquisitions (tm) JD
Certain anatomy (see TALC)
Troof (tm) Public Domain
The Truth
TrouserWeasel(tm) Frank "Chainsaw" Way
A synonym for the penicular appendage
stroked by Dean Supporters
while Dean takes the gaspipe
on National TV, or when he forgets
how much time is left and
takes a powder.....
Univeristy of Lopsided Victories(tm) Claybroon Wade
UNLV (courtesy of ESPN)
Vane-Center(tm) Chainsaw
The absolute center of the Vane
Effect in the US (ie where JoJ is)
Vane-Effect(tm) Chainsaw
The effect Wardlevaning has on the
gravitiational and weather patterns.
Venus de Milo(tm) Reb
Wafflevane(tm) Frank 'Chainsaw" Way
An exaggerated condition
of Wardlevane(tm) disease,
wherein the vaner is
spinning and waffling so
fast, he loses track of who
he is vaning for.
WALTON_EFFECT(tm) JoJ
The Joe Walton effect, which
drags a team down if Walton
is ocahing for them.
Wall-hanger (tm) Mark LeFebvre
Wardlevane (tm) Public Domain
The act of changing from one
team to another, quite often.
Named after Jim "JoJ" Wardle.
Wolfpackgate (tm) Haas
The NC State scandal
Wonk-it-all(tm) Dick Hamel & Frank Chainsaw Way
Dyslexic Know It All
Wood-O-Meter(tm) Tom Chappel
A device used to accurately measure
the appropriate amount of lacquer
required to give your woodie that
highly desirable high gloss finish.
Worn Moon (tm) John "D Cowboys" R.
Warren Moon, Oilers QB
Yap Yap Yap (tm) Cactus Jack
What Cleveland Browns
DAWGS do.
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| 21.66 | | AXIS::ROBICHAUD | IBelieveReebokCommercialsSip | Fri May 01 1992 14:27 | 4 |
| Notice the nuber of lines remaining after the first screen.
I always knew 'Saw was a DEBILS fain!
/Don
|
| 21.67 | | CAMONE::WAY | At 6', 245, from Parts Unknown | Fri May 01 1992 17:18 | 681 |
| <<< Note 21.57 by CAMONE::WAY "At 6', 245, from Parts Unknown" >>>
-< Update TM list >-
<<< Note 21.55 by CAMONE::WAY "Shore,Schmidt,Orr,Espo,Cam,Moog,GOD!" >>>
-< Latest SPORTS (tm) list >-
'Nother Shame (tm) Lufay
Notre Dame
(sick)(tm) Mike JN
ACCorcism (tm) Dick Hamel
The act of getting da debil(tm)
out of ACC Chris
A_EXCELLENT_LOSS (tm) Mr T
Any loss suffered by the UNC
Carolina Blew(tm) squad according
to the Baby Blew(tm) faithful
All Hopped Up (tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
apostrophe police (tm) Mark Lefebvre
Those responsible for policing
proper apostrophe use
BLAM (tm) Mike JN on behalf of Ralph
Blame
BROKENRECORD.COM (tm) Denny
What get executed for certain
never ending ratholes
Baby Blew(tm) ? (Public Domain till claimed)
The color of the UNC uniforms
Baby Blew Faithful ? (Public Domain till claimed)
UNC Tar Heel fans
Bambi Blasting (tm) Mark LeFebvre
Hunting
Baywhine (tm) MrT
Jim Boeheim, coach of
Sorryexcuse(tm)
Birdgasm(tm) - Dr Midnight
The paroxyms(sp) of thigh-shuddering
joy that breaks out in
Jihad members at the slightest
provocation or mention of their hero.
BobDome (tm) ACChris
BobHunt 64-Point Must System (tm) John Hendry
Bobby Fight (tm) ACC Chris
Bob Knight
Boss Hoss(tm) Glen "Isiah" Johnson
Jeff Hostetler, QB of
the NY Giants
Brick Fox(tm) David Lazarus
Rick Fox, former UNC hoopster,
now with the Boston Celtics
Brown(spot)s(tm) JaKe
Cleveland Browns
Brownstains (tm) Mike JN
Cleveland Brown
Bubble Blister (tm) Mike JN
Bubby Brister, Pittsburgh QB
Bweet Mooselover (tm) Dr M
Brent Musberger
CAAYOBI CLUB (tm) J_HERNANDEZ
CHOkeland PAthetics(tm) glen j.
Oakland Athletics
CahunaCollisions(tm) Chainsaw
Cam Squeely(tm) Chainsaw
Cam Neely (from Chainsaw's
Floundering era)
Celibatics(tm) Jesse Hernandez
The Boston Celtics
Chameleon (tm) Mike Heiser
Cheesedick (tm) Doda
Chokeexcuse(tm) Steve Diggins
Syracuse hoops team
Claybroon (tm) Mark LeFebvre
Clay Wade as a Bruins fan.
ClemsonREFS(tm) ? (Public Domain till claimed)
Refs when they favor one team, as
most ACC refs tend to favor
Clemson
Clemsuck(tm) ? (Public Domain till claimed)
Clemson
Cleveland Clowns (tm) Dr M
Cleveland Browns
Clevescum(tm) JaKe
Cleveland Browns
Coach Kzyxzyxzyxzy(tm) dan'l
How to spell that guy at Duke's name
Feel free to use any combination of
x, z, and y in any order.
Crandall Runningham(tm) BoB Salzer
Randall Cunningham, Eagles QB
crumbled like a cookie (tm) Sean Strout
Crunchulations (tm) Mike JN
DEAD HEAD...(tm) Whitehair
DEBIL! (tm) Mike JN
The Devil
Dan Diatribe(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Any note by Dan Schneider if
it was more than two lines and
droned on and on about a subject
Dandetta(tm) Steve Diggins
Darth of the week (tm) Fred V.
dastisticks (tm) Mr T.
Statistics
Dean(tm) JD Devlin
Choke
DeanSystem(tm) Frank "Chainsaw" Way
The entity that has mutated from
Dean "Snuffy" Smith and his system
of basketball.
deen to wonk(tm) Frank Chainsaw Way
dyslexic need to know.
Detriot (tm) /Don
Detroit
Dinsdale(tm) Frank "Chainsaw" Way
Jim Dinsmore
Dinzdork (tm) Doda
Jim Dinsmore
Doin' the Snuffy (tm) Frank Chainsaw Way
Any player who chokes in the big
game is "Doin' the Snuffy". See
also Snuffy Smif'
Do you sweat too much ? (tm) Dr M
Relates to being on drugs,
from a remark about Dominique
Wilkins "That guy must be
on drugs cause he sweats so much"
Dock (tm) Denny
Dr Midnight
Docker Manyzeros (tm) Mike JN
Dr Midnight
Dork Hoops (tm) Mike Heiser
Dr WriteLock (tm) Dr M
Dr. 00:00 (tm) Denny
Dr Midnight
Fack (tm) MrT
A fact.
Facks (tm) Public Domain
More than one Fack(tm)
Faiders (tm) Cactus Jack
Oakland Raiders
Fighting I-Wish (tm) Lufay
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
Filberts (tm) Bucky Fingers
Gonads, Testicles, Guts
Film at 11...(tm) JD Devlin
Frankway_High(tm) Hawk w/ assist: Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Where Chainsaw went to high
school, or Saw on SPORTSshrooms(tm)
Freakin' Lunatics(tm) Hawk
Most SPORTS noters
Frost my follicles (tm). Mark LeFebvre
Fungus (tm) Dr M
Boston Celtics
god (tm) Mike JN
GOD! (tm) Public Domain
God. As in Cam Neely is...
Gladville (tm) John "D Cowboys" R.
Gerry Glanville
Gougetown (tm) Mr T
Georgetown University
Gougetown Horrors (tm) MrT
Georgetown Hoyas
Greenies (tm) Dr M
Boston Celtics
hahahahahahaha (tm) Al Cote
Haffaa(tm) Frank Chainsaw Way
Hartford Connecticut
Hal Tried Hard (tm) Kevin Farley
a plausable explaination to the question
"What does 'hth' stand for?"
or an exact summary of the results of
fervent Cleveland rooting during the
football season
Hallugeons (tm) the Dinz.
Jim Dinsmore's Hallugenic
mind expanders
Hare Smithnas (tm) Bob Hunt
fanatical followers of Dean Smith
heh heh heh (tm) Dr M
Heil Ziegler(tm) Steve Diggins
Alias for John Ziegler
president of the NHL
Holy Green Slime (tm) Dr M
Holy Green Sweat Socks (tm) Bob Hunt
Boston Celtics
Hope This Helps (tm) JD (with an assist by Steven)
Houscum Erlers(tm) JaKe
Houston Oilers
hth(tm) JD Devlin
Hope this helps abbreviation
IgKnorr (tm) Bob Hunt
to refuse to accept the sad realities
of Dean Smith's incredible penchant
for continual choking in the NCAA
Tournament against big underdog
opponents.
Indiana Hosers (tm) Mike JN
Indiana Hoosiers
Indiana Hucksters (tm) ACC Chris
Indiana Hoosiers
Indiana Wolfpack (tm) ACC Chris
Indiana Hoosiers
Inhale(tm) Jesse Hernandez
Kevin McHale
JNA (tm) H�wk
Junk Noters Anonymous - a mythical
organization which helped cure
Chainsaw of his Junk Noting habits
first pointed out in the Ross Index(tm)
Jets-LAX(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Jim Wardle's Jets Newsletter
Jihad (tm) Bob Hunt
A group of highly fanatical
fans, who believe rooting for
their team is a Holy War.
JimCalhounJihad(tm). Frank `Chainsaw' Way
A Jihad(tm) for UCONN and Coach
Jim Calhoun
Jimmy Clang (tm) MikeC
James Worthy
John Hendry Ninja Action Figure(tm) Mark Lefebvre
John Hendry, from his behavior
eliminating Beach Balls at
Fenway Park
Jughaid (tm) Mr. T
Coach Paul Westhead
JunkNoting(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
What 'Saw does
KGP(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
The Kinder Gentler Police
LA Lackers(tm) Heiser
LA Lakers
LDUC (tm) John Hendry
Long Distance Urination
Contest (what SPORTS is
sometimes)
Lakerdom(tm) Mike Heiser
Lambs (tm) glen j.
LA Rams
Larry Bird Jihad (tm) Bob Hunt
A Jihad(tm) for Larry Bird
Larry Swishless (tm) MikeC
Larry Bird
Litigations(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Legs
Little Princess (tm) MikeC
Isiah Thomas
Loinal_Fire(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
What happens in a guy's groin
when he sees a pretty girl
Lou CarnageSickum (Tm) Mr T
Lou Carneseca, SJU coach
Lunatic Faction (tm) One of the English chaps
Marathogging. (tm) Stephen Gaulke
Term for Marathoning
Mary Lou Retchon (tm) JD
Mary Lou Retton
Memorablelabia (tm) Mike JN
Memorabilia, or Memorable Labia
MisterMeanor (tm) Mike Childs
Misdemeanor
NUTI (tm) JimH
New Orleans S'Ain'ts (tm) Lufay
NO (Norfolk?) Saints
Nexted (tm) lasted (tm) Caso
Next, last
Notre Shame (tm) Lufay
Notre Dame
ObjectiveSportsAnalysis(tm). Frank `Chainsaw' Way
what it says
Oldened (TM) JD
Olden Polynice(?)
Onan of Sports(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Dan Scheider, after the guy
in the Bible who went blind
for spilling his seed
Opion(tm) M. Air Brooks
A Sports opinion, may or
may not be affected by
opiates or hallugeions(tm)
Ooo-ing (tm) Raider_Rich
Patrick Ewing
POPB (tm) MikeC
Personal opinion fueled
by personal bias
Pairafernalialabia (tm) LEVERS::STROUT
Paraphernailia or a pair of
fern labia
Pat Blowin(tm) Monty
Pencil Dick & The Little Darlings (tm) Mike Heiser
Pile it High (tm) MikeC
Mile High Stadium
Piss-tons(tm) Glen J.
Detroit Pistons
Portland Snailbraisers (tm) Mike JN
Portland Trailblazers
Predick (tm) Mike JN
Predict
PropButt(tm) Frank "Chainsaw" Way
The result of the proclivity
for the anchors of the Front Row
to have butts which might be
somewhat plate-stackable.
Pruneface(tm) Frank 'Chainsaw' Way
The Kinder, Gentler Nick-
name for the former SJU Redmen
coach
Quartazone(tm) Night Flier Carruthers
a unit of measurement used to
describe the amount of
semen spewed forth from an adolescent
elephant, or an injection used to
relieve pain in an athlete.
REFS (tm) Public Domain
Referees
RENT-TO-OWN A CLUE (tm) Mike JN
Ray Pork(tm) Chainsaw
Ray Bourque, from Chainsaw
Flounder Era
Raiderettes(tm) Mike JN
What a raider fan prefers
to be called.
[recognizable obscenity] (tm) Mike JN
Rectal_Cranial_Insertion(tm) Chainsaw
The act of stuffing one's head
up one's own ass
Rectal_Cranial_Inversion(tm) Chainsaw
The documented medical condition
of having your head where your ass
is supposed to be and your ass where
your head is supposed to be
[RCI�] (tm) Chainsaw, with an
(see Rectal*) assist from Mike JN
RefsRalphNader(tm) Chainsaw
RoboFox(tm) Bob Hunt
Any shooter who keeps clanging and
clanging and clanging.....
(See also Brick Fox)
Ross Index (tm) Mike JN
The now infamous Doug Ross note
count, which showed Chainsaw in
1st with approximately 1400 notes.
/Don was in second with 700,
but was trying harder.
RugbyKrishnas (TM) Mike Leary
a group of highly-devoted fanatical
followers of that mainly sport, RUGBY.
Easily identified by "Rugby is a Way
of Life" button pinned directly to
their chests( ferget the shirt).
Also have these characterizations:
1. Walk like Igor after season.
2. Beatific smile ( half-teef
missin),glazed-over stare when
someone mentions "drinkup"
3. They think of rugby and pee
their pants when:
A. At a baseball game,
someone hollers
"That PITCH was a ball"
B. When someone mentions,
"Let's go to the MAUL"
C. When someone mentions
"Look at those "HOOKERS"
D. When someone asks "Have
you ever flown in a PROP
plane?"
E. When at a baseball game a player
dives for a line drive and
someone hollers, "Nice TRY"
Run D&NC (tm) Mr T
Georgetown's game
SMASH THE PUMPKIN!!! (tm) JD
JD's campaign against the
Denver Broncos
SPORTS Anal-ist (tm) Mike JN
Sports Analyst
SPORTShrooms(tm) Chainsaw
Those wonderful mushrooms grown
by 'Saw which give SPORTS its
sometime lunatic aura.
A type of hallugeon(tm)
Seattle SuperEunuchs (tm) Hawk Szabo
Seattle Supersonics
Serious_Rip_Her_Cushions (tm) Mike JN
Serious Repercussions
Sinsinati Bung(ho)les(tm) JaKe
Cincinnati Bengals
Slooowtime (tm) Mike Heiser
Snuffy Smif'(tm) Po' MrT
Dean Smith. Other derivatives are
Rev' Smif', the Snuffmeister etc.
Soilers (tm) Mike JN
Houston Oilers
SportingClassActs(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Class Acts of the sports world
Squealers (tm) Mike JN
Pittsburg Stealers
Sterile Drawberry (tm) Mike JN
Daryll Strawberry
Stompshim (tm) Mr T
John Thompson of Georgetown
Suck Pill (tm) REK
(see Take a Suck Pill)
Sugar Rim (tm) Mr T
Sugar Ray Leonard
SuperEunichs Pete Crouch
Seattle Supersonics
Superbowel (tm) Mike JN
Super Bowl
T-hypocrisy (tm) ACC Chris
alleged hyprocrisy by MrT
T.A.L.C.(tm) JaKe
Titles, Acquisitions, Liens,
and Contracts. Refers to
certain anatomical parts most
often seen in certain drinking
type establishments.
Take a Suck Pill(tm) REK
A remark made to someone who's
having a hissy.
Tarhells (tm) JD
UNC Tar Heels
Team du Jour(tm) Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Team of the Day if you're
a Wardlevane
Titles & Acquisitions (tm) JD
Certain anatomy (see TALC)
Troof (tm) Public Domain
The Truth
TrouserWeasel(tm) Frank "Chainsaw" Way
A synonym for the penicular appendage
stroked by Dean Supporters
while Dean takes the gaspipe
on National TV, or when he forgets
how much time is left and
takes a powder.....
Univeristy of Lopsided Victories(tm) Claybroon Wade
UNLV (courtesy of ESPN)
Vane-Center(tm) Chainsaw
The absolute center of the Vane
Effect in the US (ie where JoJ is)
Vane-Effect(tm) Chainsaw
The effect Wardlevaning has on the
gravitiational and weather patterns.
Venus de Milo(tm) Reb
Wafflevane(tm) Frank 'Chainsaw" Way
An exaggerated condition
of Wardlevane(tm) disease,
wherein the vaner is
spinning and waffling so
fast, he loses track of who
he is vaning for.
WALTON_EFFECT(tm) JoJ
The Joe Walton effect, which
drags a team down if Walton
is ocahing for them.
Wall-hanger (tm) Mark LeFebvre
Wardlevane (tm) Public Domain
The act of changing from one
team to another, quite often.
Named after Jim "JoJ" Wardle.
Wolfpackgate (tm) Haas
The NC State scandal
Wonk-it-all(tm) Dick Hamel & Frank Chainsaw Way
Dyslexic Know It All
Wood-O-Meter(tm) Tom Chappel
A device used to accurately measure
the appropriate amount of lacquer
required to give your woodie that
highly desirable high gloss finish.
Worn Moon (tm) John "D Cowboys" R.
Warren Moon, Oilers QB
Yap Yap Yap (tm) Cactus Jack
What Cleveland Browns
DAWGS do.
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| 21.68 | | LUNER::BROOKS | LA Police - Treat you like a King | Mon May 04 1992 12:58 | 1 |
| I think ClemsREFS was the brainchild of Richard (The Raving One) Smith.
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| 21.69 | Halpocrisy� | SHALOT::MEDVID | Who's got segmented eyes? | Tue May 05 1992 11:28 | 7 |
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Halpocrisy(tm) To claim that others rooting for their teams
are not "looking at the team for what it
really is" and then make ridiculous predictions
for the team(s) you root for.
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| 21.70 | | FSOA::JRODOPOULOS | Intl. Business Support | Tue May 05 1992 13:28 | 7 |
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Coach Knightee (tm) To salivate over a coach. Named in honor of
the IU coach with the over-flowing gut, bad
haircut, chair-tossing champion, arrogant to
the point of being rude, screaming fool.....
John "D Cowboys" R.
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| 21.71 | | RANGER::LEFEBVRE | PCs 'R Us | Thu May 07 1992 13:21 | 5 |
| LeMeow - to feign injury when your team needs you the most.
Example: With their backs to the wall, the Plattsburg(h) Pipsqueaks'
leading scorer LeMeowed, thereby preventing the 'Squeaks from repeating
their faux champeenship.
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| 21.72 | Misfirin' Byron � | CSC32::A_PARRACO | Ring_of_Fire | Sat May 09 1992 19:34 | 3 |
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Misfirin' Byron (tm) - refers to Byron Scott of the Los Angeles Lakers,
and his penchance for the big miss .....
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| 21.73 | To the fence in your ear | WR2FOR::WALSTON_CH | | Tue Jul 14 1992 20:52 | 2 |
| Play With It Hard tm Chuckers
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| 21.74 | | ROYALT::ASHE | The story of Peter Pumkinhead | Tue Jul 14 1992 23:48 | 2 |
| Oh yeah, you're a chucker... Kramer from Seinfeld
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| 21.75 | | MKFSA::LONG | It's a burgh thing | Tue Sep 22 1992 09:57 | 12 |
| Mr. October_NOT When one can play MVP style baseball for seven
months only to cough up a major league flem ball
when your team gets into the playoffs.
With any luck thisa will get Barry "wa-wa" Bonds
going. I should say will keep him going. I'd
be more than happy to have a heaping platter of the
big black bird just to see him prove me wrong.
Bill
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