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Conference atlana::christian_v6

Title:	See 642.* - Conference rollover, Friday 2/27 @5pm EST (USA)

Moderator:	JULIET::MORALES_NA

Created:	Thu Sep 19 1991
Last Modified:	Wed Oct 27 1993
Last Successful Update:	Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:	652
Total number of notes:	25775

109.0. "Humor, Anyone?" by MR4DEC::TAKU () Fri Jan 24 1992 13:21

T.R	Title	User	Personal Name	Date	Lines
109.1		KAOFS::MUNROE		`Fri Jan 24 1992 14:32`	12
109.2		TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Fri Jan 24 1992 15:49`	16
109.3		TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Fri Jan 24 1992 15:54`	19
109.4		TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Fri Jan 24 1992 15:56`	6
109.5		TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Fri Jan 24 1992 16:04`	11
109.6		TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Fri Jan 24 1992 16:09`	12
109.7		DPDMAI::PULLEN	Ronda Pullen	`Fri Jan 24 1992 16:21`	9
109.8		TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Fri Jan 24 1992 16:31`	18
109.9	True story	EVMS::PAULKM::WEISS	Trade freedom for security-lose both	`Fri Jan 24 1992 16:38`	22
109.10	Another tru story!	TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Fri Jan 24 1992 16:58`	24
109.11	weally, dear?	CIMNET::FIESTER	Greta @MET DTN-291-7586	`Fri Jan 24 1992 17:38`	18
109.12		COOKIE::JANORDBY	The government got in again	`Fri Jan 24 1992 18:26`	7
109.13		COOKIE::JANORDBY	The government got in again	`Fri Jan 24 1992 18:31`	15
109.14	Christmas Day?	DNEAST::DAWE_DANIEL		`Fri Jan 24 1992 20:58`	5
109.15	Another silly one	DNEAST::DAWE_DANIEL		`Fri Jan 24 1992 21:09`	4
109.16		GIDDAY::SMALL	Life is too short to be small	`Sun Jan 26 1992 16:59`	1
109.17	P.S. Jamey, I am an ENTJ. (I have this stuff online!)	TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Mon Jan 27 1992 08:45`	8
109.18	Underwear???	ICS::BENOIT		`Mon Jan 27 1992 09:01`	6
109.19	print guffaws	DELNI::WERBER	Rejoice for the Steps...	`Mon Jan 27 1992 09:31`	7
109.20		COOKIE::JANORDBY	The government got in again	`Mon Jan 27 1992 12:08`	10
109.21	Whisper in your rear?	FATBOY::BENSON	Alright, Okay, Ah Hah, Amen	`Mon Jan 27 1992 12:21`	6
109.22		WR2FOR::HOPKINS_DA	Sw, worshipping the Son of God	`Mon Jan 27 1992 12:32`	30
109.23	Not true, but funny.	TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Mon Jan 27 1992 12:40`	32
109.24	{giggle}	CIMNET::FIESTER	Greta @MET DTN-291-7586	`Mon Jan 27 1992 13:02`	9
109.25		COOKIE::JANORDBY	The government got in again	`Mon Jan 27 1992 13:07`	11
109.26	A high voice!	HYEND::FOREMAN	David Foreman, DTN: 297-6283, Christian	`Mon Jan 27 1992 13:18`	10
109.27	The Lite Church	TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Mon Jan 27 1992 13:20`	14
109.28	two-track solo	WR2FOR::HOPKINS_DA	Sw, worshipping the Son of God	`Mon Jan 27 1992 13:30`	15
109.29	Thay do have a lithp ?	MCIS2::BERNIER	the Organic Christian	`Mon Jan 27 1992 14:15`	17
109.30		KAOFS::MUNROE		`Mon Jan 27 1992 14:41`	18
109.31	At least you weren't caught in the Acts...	LEDS::LAJEUNESSE	Eternally grateful!	`Mon Jan 27 1992 14:48`	7
109.32	The little boy with a beard	DNEAST::DAWE_DANIEL		`Mon Jan 27 1992 19:41`	7
109.33	Serious humor...	BUSY::SELIMA		`Tue Jan 28 1992 02:59`	29
109.34	Kid's interpretations of the words to "Silent Night"	EVMS::PAULKM::WEISS	Trade freedom for security-lose both	`Tue Jan 28 1992 09:16`	12
109.35		COOKIE::JANORDBY	The government got in again	`Tue Jan 28 1992 11:20`	5
109.36	booo	HYEND::FOREMAN	David Foreman, DTN: 297-6283, Christian	`Tue Jan 28 1992 12:48`	7
109.37		TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Tue Jan 28 1992 13:33`	7
109.38	It's all yours ;) ;)	COOKIE::JANORDBY	The government got in again	`Tue Jan 28 1992 13:39`	3
109.39	cars?	SOLVIT::BUCZYNSKI		`Tue Jan 28 1992 14:43`	9
109.40	Not Scripturally acurate, but...	F18::DABLER	Help ya down?!?!?	`Tue Jan 28 1992 15:07`	50
109.41	no flames!	DELNI::WERBER	Rejoice for the Steps...	`Tue Jan 28 1992 15:17`	8
109.42		TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Tue Jan 28 1992 15:36`	3
109.43		REJOIC::LOMBARDO	More heart, less brain	`Tue Jan 28 1992 16:04`	25
109.44	just tween me and Glen :^)	MRKTNG::PULKSTENIS	I know Who has the answers	`Tue Jan 28 1992 16:23`	5
109.45	He beat Ada Lovelace by ~6K years	SNOFS1::CLARKE	Active Faith	`Tue Jan 28 1992 16:46`	16
109.46	I think I needed an anatomy lesson!	SOFBAS::WALKER		`Wed Jan 29 1992 14:02`	18
109.47		FORTSC::MOK		`Thu Jan 30 1992 13:11`	8
109.48	Vs FORTH	SNOC01::CAMERONJAMES	and God sent him FORTH (Gen 3:23)	`Sat Feb 01 1992 01:47`	18
109.49	Grandkids	SA1794::FRITSCHD		`Wed Feb 05 1992 12:30`	29
109.50		FRETZ::HEISER	stop making sense!	`Tue Feb 25 1992 15:38`	30
109.51	I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying... :)	ISEQ::GUEST_ONE	Born of the Spirit	`Wed Feb 26 1992 05:04`	5
109.52	grins,	MRKTNG::PULKSTENIS	A cheery heart...	`Wed Feb 26 1992 10:34`	31
109.53		SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI	You get what He paid for!	`Wed Feb 26 1992 10:42`	11
109.54		TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Wed Feb 26 1992 10:41`	18
109.55	my cat loves to nap with me too!	MRKTNG::PULKSTENIS	A cheery heart...	`Wed Feb 26 1992 10:57`	17
109.56	No Groans please!! just throw money	KAOFS::MUNROE		`Wed Feb 26 1992 11:21`	20
109.57		REJOIC::LOMBARDO	DWBL All-star game 4 Charity 3/26	`Wed Feb 26 1992 15:31`	6
109.58		TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Wed Feb 26 1992 15:36`	3
109.59		REJOIC::LOMBARDO	DWBL All-star game 4 Charity 3/26	`Wed Feb 26 1992 15:41`	13
109.60		COOKIE::JANORDBY	The government wins most elections	`Wed Feb 26 1992 16:10`	8
109.61		SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI	You get what He paid for!	`Wed Feb 26 1992 16:38`	21
109.62	I see the light!	WR2FOR::HOPKINS_DA	Sw, worshipping the Son of God	`Wed Feb 26 1992 17:11`	8
109.63	Modern day Good Samaritan	XANADU::RECKARD	Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63	`Wed Apr 08 1992 15:10`	15
109.64		TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Wed Apr 08 1992 15:14`	3
109.65	..and another...	CHEFS::PICKERINGB	W/W Services	`Thu Apr 09 1992 10:40`	7
109.66		TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Thu Apr 09 1992 16:47`	7
109.67		WHELIN::LOMBARDO	Grace is free, but it ain't cheap	`Thu Apr 16 1992 08:16`	11
109.68		TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Thu Apr 16 1992 10:34`	4
109.69	Funny parenthetical	MAIL::TAYLOR	Mark Taylor, St. Louis	`Thu Apr 16 1992 18:41`	6
109.70		TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Thu Apr 16 1992 21:09`	5
109.71	we should all be called the Nazarenes...	VMSMKT::PULKSTENIS	He Lives	`Thu Apr 16 1992 21:19`	5
109.72		TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Thu Apr 16 1992 21:32`	13
109.73	Bought with a price (I think He overpaid) :^)	VMSMKT::PULKSTENIS	He Lives	`Thu Apr 16 1992 21:52`	25
109.74	A good-ole southern boy.	CSC32::LECOMPTE	I am user friendly... Use me God	`Thu Apr 16 1992 22:23`	3
109.75	Oh yeah!	CSC32::LECOMPTE	I am user friendly... Use me God	`Thu Apr 16 1992 22:30`	31
109.76	Yeah!	XANADU::RECKARD	Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63	`Fri Apr 17 1992 06:25`	16
109.77	A question from a Briton	CHEFS::PICKERINGB	W/W Services	`Mon Apr 20 1992 06:59`	6
109.78	Wouldn't hardly we spoke the same language ;-)	KAHALA::JOHNSON_L	Leslie Ann Johnson	`Mon Apr 20 1992 10:58`	10
109.79	Patience, please	CHEFS::PICKERINGB	W/W Services	`Tue Apr 21 1992 02:53`	6
109.80	We're all family even if our pronunciations differ	KAHALA::JOHNSON_L	Leslie Ann Johnson	`Tue Apr 21 1992 10:34`	7
109.81	...never stop learning...	CHEFS::PICKERINGB	W/W Services	`Tue Apr 21 1992 12:57`	11
109.82	More Paradox's of Christianity	WHELIN::LOMBARDO	Compassion calls for action	`Tue Apr 28 1992 07:15`	17
109.83		TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Tue Apr 28 1992 08:32`	3
109.84		DBSRFX::WAHL	Have you hugged your moderator today?	`Tue Apr 28 1992 09:40`	4
109.85	loved it	MRKTNG::PULKSTENIS	A captive of His grace	`Tue Apr 28 1992 11:25`	5
109.86	Thanks Lisa..	MEALA::G_OKEEFFE	His faithfulness upholds me	`Tue Apr 28 1992 11:39`	5
109.87	Mind if I needle you a bit?	TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Wed Apr 29 1992 15:41`	5
109.88		EVMS::YACKEL	been in a jacuzi with your moderator lately?��	`Wed Apr 29 1992 19:53`	3
109.89	;-)	TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Wed Apr 29 1992 22:09`	1
109.90		EVMS::YACKEL	been in a jacuzi with your moderator lately?��	`Thu Apr 30 1992 07:35`	1
109.91	Pastor's Bloopers..	GIDDAY::OLLIS	Jehovah Mega, for He is HUGE!	`Thu Apr 30 1992 19:37`	17
109.92		TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Fri May 01 1992 13:49`	2
109.93		EVMS::YACKEL	been in a jacuzi with your moderator lately?��	`Mon May 04 1992 09:28`	1
109.95	HA HA	EVMS::YACKEL	have you hugged your MOD today??	`Wed Jul 01 1992 11:32`	2
109.96		WR2FOR::HOPKINS_DA	Sw, worshipping the Son of God	`Wed Jul 01 1992 11:49`	4
109.97	Now, how to wipe this smile off my face! Hee, he...	ISLAND::RAPIEN	Born of the Spirit	`Wed Jul 01 1992 14:07`	4
109.98		COOKIE::JANORDBY	CXO2-1/7-H, 522-3052	`Wed Jul 01 1992 17:33`	6
109.99		DBSRFX::WAHL	peace in the midst of the storm	`Thu Jul 02 1992 00:24`	1
109.100	Honesty ???	JULIET::MORALES_NA		`Mon Jul 06 1992 12:26`	12
109.101	BOOOO! Hissss!	CSC32::LECOMPTE	I am user friendly... Use me God	`Tue Jul 14 1992 08:15`	42
109.102		TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Tue Jul 14 1992 08:43`	4
109.103	one who'd love to take an evening stroll	SIOG::A_BYRNE		`Wed Sep 23 1992 08:55`	14
109.104	haste makes "waste". ;-}	DYPSS1::SCHAFER	Truth is not politically correct.	`Wed Sep 23 1992 11:08`	18
109.105		DBSRFX::WAHL	peace in the midst of the storm	`Wed Sep 23 1992 20:26`	3
109.106		TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Thu Sep 24 1992 13:06`	7
109.107		POWDML::SMCCONNELL	Next year, in JERUSALEM!	`Thu Sep 24 1992 13:32`	1
109.108		TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Thu Sep 24 1992 14:25`	3
109.109		COVERT::COVERT	John R. Covert	`Thu Sep 24 1992 15:15`	29
109.110		POWDML::SMCCONNELL	Next year, in JERUSALEM!	`Thu Sep 24 1992 15:17`	12
109.111	Did you beat your children up this morning	TAPE::LKL	I'm not just DWBL Prez-I'm also a player	`Mon Oct 05 1992 07:04`	9
109.112	along the same lines	DYPSS1::SCHAFER	Truth is not politically correct.	`Tue Oct 06 1992 13:16`	3
109.113		JULIET::MORALES_NA		`Tue Oct 06 1992 13:24`	3
109.114		MIMS::DUCAT_D		`Tue Oct 06 1992 15:37`	6
109.115	Can't Believe you guys Said that!	JULIET::MORALES_NA		`Tue Oct 06 1992 16:25`	6
109.116		MIMS::DUCAT_D		`Tue Oct 06 1992 16:30`	4
109.117	I know, I know	JULIET::MORALES_NA		`Tue Oct 06 1992 16:45`	4
109.118	quiet, they'l find out	MIMS::DUCAT_D		`Tue Oct 06 1992 16:49`	2
109.119	Okay, but why?	JULIET::MORALES_NA		`Tue Oct 06 1992 16:51`	1
109.120	ex	JUPITR::SELIMA		`Tue Oct 13 1992 04:00`	18
109.121		FRETZ::HEISER	evidence that demands a verdict	`Tue Oct 13 1992 18:20`	5
109.122	a wedding foo-paw	CUJO::SAMPSON	Systems Engineering Resident...	`Sat Oct 17 1992 01:25`	18
109.123	:-)	JULIET::MORALES_NA		`Sat Oct 17 1992 01:36`	1
109.124	poor guy....	TAPE::LKL	I'm not just DWBL Prez-I'm also a player	`Mon Oct 19 1992 08:07`	1
109.125	Whew, would be bright red of face	KAHALA::JOHNSON_L	Leslie Ann Johnson	`Mon Oct 19 1992 17:28`	6
109.126	Ever faithful..er..practical!	CHEFS::PICKERINGB	W/W Services	`Mon Oct 26 1992 04:16`	19
109.127	Trombone humor (part 1 of 2)	CHTP00::CHTP05::LOVIK	Mark Lovik	`Tue Oct 27 1992 13:04`	95
109.128	Trombone humor (part 2 of 2)	CHTP00::CHTP05::LOVIK	Mark Lovik	`Tue Oct 27 1992 13:05`	42
109.129		TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Tue Oct 27 1992 13:48`	3
109.130		RIPPLE::BRUSO_SA	Horn players have more brass	`Tue Oct 27 1992 14:19`	24
109.133	just kidding	AOSG::YACKEL		`Tue Oct 27 1992 14:42`	4
109.134	of band shennanigans	DYPSS1::SCHAFER	Truth is not politically correct.	`Tue Oct 27 1992 15:01`	10
109.136		RIPPLE::BRUSO_SA	Horn players have more brass	`Tue Oct 27 1992 18:07`	14
109.137	It's the finger dexterity that counts!	CHEFS::PICKERINGB	W/W Services	`Wed Oct 28 1992 03:31`	12
109.139		RIPPLE::BRUSO_SA	Horn players have more brass	`Wed Oct 28 1992 11:44`	13
109.140		RIPPLE::BRUSO_SA	Horn players have more brass	`Wed Oct 28 1992 11:49`	18
109.142	Can someone clear the air on this for me?	AOSG::YACKEL		`Wed Oct 28 1992 13:01`	4
109.143	watch yer step	DYPSS1::SCHAFER	Truth is not politically correct.	`Wed Oct 28 1992 13:18`	5
109.145		DYPSS1::SCHAFER	Truth is not politically correct.	`Wed Oct 28 1992 13:48`	1
109.146	I can't handle this	RIPPLE::BRUSO_SA	Horn players have more brass	`Wed Oct 28 1992 15:30`	12
109.148		AOSG::YACKEL		`Wed Oct 28 1992 15:57`	2
109.149		RIPPLE::BRUSO_SA	Horn players have more brass	`Wed Oct 28 1992 17:15`	14
109.150	technique for a reason	DYPSS1::SCHAFER	Truth is not politically correct.	`Fri Oct 30 1992 14:51`	4
109.151		WR2FOR::HOPKINS_DA	Sw, worshipping the Son of God	`Fri Oct 30 1992 15:52`	4
109.152		TAPE::LKL	Giv'em Heaven!	`Mon Nov 02 1992 07:19`	22
109.153	Horse hockey?	RIPPLE::BRUSO_SA	Horn players have more brass	`Mon Nov 02 1992 13:30`	24
109.154	le pew!	DYPSS1::SCHAFER	Truth is not politically correct.	`Mon Nov 02 1992 13:41`	4
109.155	new ones come in blue	FRETZ::HEISER	Toccata und Fugue in D Mol	`Mon Nov 02 1992 13:50`	1
109.156	okay, okay. i quit., 8-)	DYPSS1::SCHAFER	Truth is not politically correct.	`Mon Nov 02 1992 13:53`	2
109.157		TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Mon Nov 02 1992 15:56`	2
109.158		RIPPLE::BRUSO_SA	Horn players have more brass	`Tue Nov 03 1992 13:10`	18
109.159	Dizzying	KAHALA::JOHNSON_L	Leslie Ann Johnson	`Tue Nov 03 1992 13:43`	9
109.161	there's help for those with tooting problems	DESERT::HEISER	Toccata und Fugue in D Mol	`Tue Nov 03 1992 14:44`	1
109.163		RIPPLE::BRUSO_SA	Horn players have more brass	`Tue Nov 03 1992 17:30`	30
109.165		RIPPLE::BRUSO_SA	Horn players have more brass	`Tue Nov 03 1992 18:05`	20
109.166	geek-tars	DYPSS1::SCHAFER	Truth is not politically correct.	`Wed Nov 04 1992 10:05`	8
109.168		RIPPLE::BRUSO_SA	Horn players have more brass	`Wed Nov 04 1992 11:37`	18
109.170		FRETZ::HEISER	talent on loan from God	`Wed Nov 04 1992 12:24`	9
109.171		CHTP00::CHTP05::LOVIK	Mark Lovik	`Wed Nov 04 1992 12:30`	5
109.172		DYPSS1::SCHAFER	Truth is not politically correct.	`Wed Nov 04 1992 12:38`	4
109.173	cut him some slic-- er, slack	ROYALT::BARNDT	Dang!	`Wed Nov 04 1992 13:14`	1
109.174		TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Wed Nov 04 1992 13:28`	4
109.175		AOSG::YACKEL		`Wed Nov 04 1992 13:33`	2
109.176	I vote to trash it	RIPPLE::BRUSO_SA	Horn players have more brass	`Wed Nov 04 1992 13:38`	5
109.178		TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Wed Nov 04 1992 14:01`	3
109.179	one more...	SOLVIT::BUCZYNSKI		`Wed Nov 04 1992 14:03`	11
109.180	hopefully not coming to a church near you	TAPE::LKL	No picking the lock at Heaven's gate	`Tue Dec 01 1992 08:08`	23
109.181	Wednesday funnies	WRKSYS::WERBER	When He Reigns, It Pours	`Wed Dec 23 1992 09:36`	23
109.182		TAPE::LKL	God & sinners reconciled	`Fri Jan 01 1993 02:42`	16
109.183		CSLALL::HENDERSON	Because He lives	`Fri Jan 01 1993 14:28`	11
109.184	More Dobson humor	GLDOA::SLOMIANY	Commander Data	`Thu Jan 07 1993 13:00`	6
109.185	Layer upon layer upon layer!	WARABI::MARKS	He is the King of Glory	`Thu Jan 07 1993 17:31`	13
109.186	I think so....	GLDOA::SLOMIANY	Commander Data	`Fri Jan 08 1993 10:44`	19
109.187		TOKNOW::METCALFE	Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers	`Tue Jan 12 1993 16:02`	17
109.188	Foof or Consequences?	JULIET::MORALES_NA	Less equals More	`Tue Jan 12 1993 17:20`	6
109.189		MIMS::DUCAT_D		`Tue Jan 12 1993 17:24`	3
109.190	Feather blowing	KAHALA::JOHNSON_L	Leslie Ann Johnson	`Tue Jan 12 1993 17:41`	7
109.191		RIPPLE::BRUSO_SA	Horn players have more brass	`Tue Jan 12 1993 18:18`	6
109.192	Foof Foof Foof	JULIET::MORALES_NA	Less equals More	`Tue Jan 12 1993 21:36`	1
109.193		SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI	I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous	`Wed Jan 13 1993 09:22`	9
109.194		RIPPLE::BRUSO_SA	Horn players have more brass	`Wed Jan 13 1993 12:15`	9
109.195	Lights On, I think!	JULIET::MORALES_NA	Less equals More	`Wed Jan 13 1993 12:20`	6
109.196	:)	SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI	I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous	`Wed Jan 13 1993 13:17`	10
109.197		RIPPLE::BRUSO_SA	Horn players have more brass	`Wed Jan 13 1993 15:53`	26
109.198	good job there aren't any around here....	ICTHUS::YUILLE	Jesus is coming back	`Thu Jan 14 1993 13:04`	8
109.199		SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI	I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous	`Thu Jan 14 1993 16:32`	11
109.200	not my kind of church	TAPE::LKL	He is not silent, We are not listening!	`Thu Feb 11 1993 07:55`	35