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| Title: | US_SALES_SERVICE |
| Notice: | Please register in note 2; DVNs in note 31 |
| Moderator: | MCIS3::JDAIGNEAULT |
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| Created: | Thu May 16 1991 |
| Last Modified: | Tue Sep 03 1996 |
| Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
| Number of topics: | 226 |
| Total number of notes: | 1486 |
196.0. "Top 10 Reasons for Being a Digital Sales Rep" by POCUS::OHARA (Hit the return, Sundar... BOOM!) Fri Oct 15 1993 13:35
The Charlie Matco column in the October 11 DN&R is hysterical
Top 10 Reasons for Being a Digital Sales Rep:
10. Customers expect a discount on Robert Palmer tapes.
9. Pay cuts eliminate all that which-savings-plan-to-choose stress.
8. Relocation packages still available for the Sarajevo office.
7. Stealth marketing eliminates that pesky phone-ringing from sales prospects.
6. Free holiday turkey giveaway replaced with resume-writing workshop.
5. Alpha chips go great with salsa and refried beans.
4. Bench seats in a Taurus make living in your car much easier.
3. Administrative computer system cannot track your sales credit - but CAN
automatically fax termination notices to credit bureaus.
2. Empty cubicles create neat Alpine sound effect during company yodeling
championships.
1. New burgundy logo hides blood stains left from trashing management.
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