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Conference govt02::basingstoke

Title: * BASINGSTOKE - Gateway to Wessex *
Notice:BASINGSTOKE - John Arlott lived here - then left, I wonder why
Moderator:COMICS::CORNEJ
Created:Wed Jul 27 1988
Last Modified:Thu Jun 05 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:925
Total number of notes:5875

923.0. "kittens free to good homes" by CHEFS::HOPE_T () Wed May 14 1997 08:42

    
    
      KITTENS FREE TO GOOD HOMES
    
    Males and Females ready from 16th May 
    Colour   Black, Black and White, Black White and Tabby.
    
    Ring Margaret on Basingstoke 332036 (evenings)
                  or Basingstoke 349280 (work)
    
    
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923.1two leftCHEFS::HOPE_TFri May 23 1997 11:425
    
    
    Only two females left.
    
    
923.2"mmm, two you say? Make two kebabs with those"KERNEL::FREKESLike a thief in the nightSat May 24 1997 09:397
    If you cant get rid of them let me know, I know a few burger vans
    looking for kebab meat.
    
    
    Joke, ;-)
    	Steven
    
923.3KERNEL::COFFEYJLa Feline Flooz - a unix catTue May 27 1997 11:313
They're carnivores so would taste terrible 
(unless they're still at the kitten veal stage). 

923.4KERNEL::FREKESLike a thief in the nightWed May 28 1997 19:115
    >They're carnivores so would taste terrible
    
    Ahh, the voice of experience, hey. Something you want to share with us
    Jo? ;-)
    
923.5Hanibal the bunny murderer of Flaxfield RoadKERNEL::COFFEYJLa Feline Flooz - a unix catThu May 29 1997 10:5510
 >  Ahh, the voice of experience, hey. Something you want to share with us
 >   Jo? ;-)
 

I'm afraid not, but I try to remember it as if I'm ever in a plane
crash disaster I'll be receiting it as a good reason we should eat
the vegitarians first :-) 


You might like to ask my ex-lodger what happened to my baby rabbits though! 
923.6COMICS::SUMNERCOpenVMS Counter IntelligenceThu May 29 1997 11:145
    Just out of interest - how do you know this Jo.
    
    Thanks,
    
    Chris
923.7KERNEL::COFFEYJLa Feline Flooz - a unix catThu May 29 1997 13:249
Would I really can't remember be a good defense here?


I did read an article in a cat magazine recently that
quoted some chinese villagers as being disgusted at the 
idea that they may eat local cats (there was a sudden 
lack of cats in the area) qualified by the fact that the 
villagers said the cats tasted revolting, and the only 
reason there was a shortage cats was there wasn't any prey.
923.8lot of cats in chineham you see....COMICS::SUMNERCOpenVMS Counter IntelligenceThu May 29 1997 13:401
    Is that chinese or chineham villagers :-)
923.9KERNEL::COFFEYJLa Feline Flooz - a unix catThu May 29 1997 15:555
>    Is that chinese or chineham villagers :-)


They'd only eat them in a M&S expensive BBQ sauce with 
Laura Ashley napkins to hold the drumsticks with wouldn't they?