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| 795.1 | Fat scouse git | KERNEL::DLLOYD | | Fri Sep 09 1994 13:41 | 15 |
| RE: <<< Note 795.0 by SEDEUC::WATTERSON "No, I'm his distant cousin" >>>
So you got the job then ?
No whippet training jobs going then ?
No clog carvers required ?
No black pudding rollers needed ?
Personally I think it's all wrong. I mean, you're depriving a
southerner of a job.
Regards,
David L.
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| 795.2 | But do you come with references from your current landlord? | KERNEL::COFFEYJ | The Uk CSC Unix Girlie. | Fri Sep 09 1994 16:17 | 3 |
| If the move goes ahead I'll have a self contained lower ground floor
room that might be available for a reasonable rent.
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| 795.3 | | COMICS::FISCHER | Life's a big banana sandwich | Fri Sep 09 1994 17:20 | 4 |
| I live in Kingsclere, but there's no room for you - not
even in the shed.
Where were you Wednesday night then?
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| 795.4 | Get back where yo belong | MUGGER::WHITTLE | | Mon Sep 12 1994 14:09 | 12 |
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So, you fat tub of lard, you're as popular down there as you were up
here. Anyway, it looks like COMICS::FISCHER has fallen foul of the Paul
Watterson "Yes, I'll be round your house for a pint during the week"
syndrome.
I'd just like to say "It's nice to have you back"...
...but it's not, so I won't %^)
Ian
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| 795.5 | | VESSA::WATTERSON | | Mon Sep 12 1994 15:15 | 11 |
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Listen !!!
This was meant to be a serious note - please stop cluttering it up with
childish abuse.
Paul
PS - I wouldn't be seen dead anywhere near Ian Fischer's house
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| 795.6 | | KERNEL::COFFEYJ | The Uk CSC Unix Girlie. | Mon Sep 12 1994 18:25 | 4 |
| > PS - I wouldn't be seen dead anywhere near Ian Fischer's house
He doesn't like dead animals anyway....
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| 795.7 | Watty == Northener, not really | MUGGER::WHITTLE | | Tue Sep 13 1994 14:11 | 7 |
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Yeah, an I don't like Dave LLoyd's insunuation that Watty's a Northener,
he's no more a northener than Azil Nadir. Mind you this is no slur on
Azil, just a goegraphic faux pas on his part. Since when did they have
whippets and clogs in Cyprus?
%^)
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| 795.8 | | VESSA::WATTERSON | | Tue Sep 13 1994 16:07 | 10 |
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Jo,
was that note inspired by last night's conversation about
'Beastiality and the modern woman' ? (COSMO JUNE 1983)
And as for you Whittlei - get stop messing round in notes and do some
work before you get made redundant again you sad waster.
Paul
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| 795.9 | | COMICS::FISCHER | Life's a big banana sandwich | Tue Sep 13 1994 17:00 | 5 |
| Actually Watty, nothing would give me greater pleasure
than meeting you for a beer or two. As long as you're
doing the driving.
So, are you coming to Brighton Hill on Wednesday - 7pm?
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| 795.10 | | KERNEL::COFFEYJ | The Uk CSC Unix Girlie. | Wed Sep 14 1994 14:00 | 9 |
| > was that note inspired by last night's conversation about
> 'Beastiality and the modern woman' ? (COSMO JUNE 1983)
I thought we straighted that out and decided I was after the lesbian articles?
Maybe that's just the effect sitting in a room with you and the Cunnybunny has...
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| 795.11 | Watty == Fatty | MUGGER::WHITTLE | | Wed Sep 14 1994 14:45 | 7 |
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Ah Mr. Watty, as usual you are as mis-informed as ever, I was never
actually made redundant - I narrowly missed it by moving quickly -
Something someone of you immense fatness could never do, eh!!!
Ian (small but perfectly formed) W.
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| 795.12 | He only said He wouldn't say anything in here :-) | KERNEL::COFFEYJ | The Uk CSC Unix Girlie. | Thu Sep 15 1994 13:24 | 5 |
| Paul, um, would you like to tell the gathered audience what you were up to
in the bathroom last night... a little birdie muttered something in my
ear about it....
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| 795.13 | No ! I wasn't doing THAT ! | VESSA::WATTERSON | | Thu Sep 15 1994 14:01 | 13 |
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Trust you to bring that up.....
It was all very innocent - my nightly two hour telephone conversation
with the wife just happened to be relocated briefly into the downstairs
water-closet when I was overcome with the urge to pee.
I did manage to 'spray' the seat and the toilet roll - but you won't
mention it to my landlord will you ?
Paul
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| 795.14 | ".....telephone conversation with the wife". Not what I heard !!!!! | LOOKIN::LUCKMAN | | Thu Sep 15 1994 15:09 | 5 |
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From what I heard from a different little blonde birdie was that you
were on the phone to a certain Miss Woodcock last night. She does not
want to talk to you again now she knows what you get up to while on
the phone.
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| 795.15 | | VESSA::WATTERSON | | Thu Sep 15 1994 15:48 | 17 |
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Oh bl**dy 'ell....
Is there no part of my sad pathetic existance that doesn't get reported
in this notesfile ?
Is it physically possible to make more than one phone call in an
evening !!
Just incase anyone's interested, I also went shopping in Sainsbury's,
had chinese food for tea, a couple of cans of draught guiness, watched
a bit of the football then went to bed.
Paul
PS - I probably had a c**p at some point last night, but can't
remember.
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| 795.16 | | YUPPY::RAVEN | | Thu Sep 15 1994 16:04 | 6 |
| ;-1
Who was playing and what was the score .....Did you have Rice? or noodles?
KR
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| 795.17 | | VESSA::WATTERSON | | Thu Sep 15 1994 16:36 | 10 |
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Having escaped from Basingstoke and been forcibly removed from
Warrington, I now end up in Newbury with the likes of
Mr Kevin (This shirt was fashionable in 1977) Raven....
What have I done to deserve this ?
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| 795.18 | | COMICS::FISCHER | Life's a big banana sandwich | Thu Sep 15 1994 17:51 | 4 |
| Were you sorting your "hairstyle" out in the bathroom
too?
We missed you last night, twinkletoes
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| 795.19 | | VESSA::WATTERSON | | Thu Sep 15 1994 18:24 | 9 |
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What 'hairstyle' ? - I'm back to my normal 'Paul Merton look-alike'
haircut again.
I missed you as well flower - but don't tell anyone -I'd hate to hear
of any rumours about me flying round Digital...
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| 795.20 | | COMICS::FISCHER | Life's a big banana sandwich | Fri Sep 16 1994 12:51 | 3 |
| > What 'hairstyle' ?
Exactly!
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| 795.21 | | YUPPY::RAVEN | | Mon Sep 19 1994 16:58 | 20 |
| ; <<< Note 795.20 by COMICS::FISCHER "Life's a big banana sandwich" >>>
;> What 'hairstyle' ?
;
;Exactly!
Well all I can say is that it's not a PERM ....
In fact its not a haircut .....It's not often I'm lost for words ...
If thats what crossing the North-South divide does ...I'm staying south of
Watford....or even Welwyn....
I used to live in North London ( Tottenham - The Jewel In Londons Crown)
until I came to Benny land ( Newbury )... But I suppose that dont count as up
North...
Did anyone make the Newbury/Berkshire county show....Did the chap with one
eyebrow and a large hat , guess the weight of the Pig ?
KR
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| 795.22 | Nothing wrong with my haircut | VESSA::WATTERSON | | Mon Sep 19 1994 17:10 | 9 |
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Please excuse the last note - poor Kevin has had a bad day - he's
miss-placed his favourite mauve tank-top and matching loon pants.
Thankfully he managed to find a cracking 'Stuart Hall' shirt - white
collar with grey body - at the local Oxfam shop at lunchtime.
Paul
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| 795.23 | | COMICS::FISCHER | Life's a big banana sandwich | Mon Sep 19 1994 17:36 | 6 |
| I think we're confusing things a little. I was referring
to Mr Watty's lack of hairstyle. I never said he didn't have
a haitcut. Indeed, if he didn't have a haircut, then his hair
would be very long by now. What I was referring to was the
distinct lack of style that Watty's hair exhibits - however
he has it cut!
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| 795.24 | | VESSA::WATTERSON | | Mon Sep 19 1994 17:50 | 7 |
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Mr Fischer,
Mr Raven was refering to my latest hairstyle - it's a bit on the short
side...
Mr Watty
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| 795.25 | | COMICS::FISCHER | Life's a big banana sandwich | Mon Sep 19 1994 18:08 | 1 |
| You just don't get it do you!
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| 795.26 | | VESSA::WATTERSON | | Mon Sep 19 1994 18:19 | 2 |
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Oh never mind - just get back to the one syllable insults
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| 795.27 | Watty == Swell guy | BLKPUD::WHITTLEI | Seyson swason cat uh! | Tue Sep 20 1994 14:12 | 15 |
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Seriously Paul, it's really nice to have you back. I know a lot of
people don't like you, and that you aren't the most amenable of people
to get along with, but call me old fashioned I know, I think you're a
swell guy. You always had time to help me when I was a VMS neophyte,
and helped guide my early career in Digital even though I didn't wear a
skirt in those days. What's more you gave me all those nice people like
Ms Woodcock's telephone numbers for more advice on matters in which you
couldn't help me. What a guy! Now come on everyone let Paul settle down
and get back into the pace of life he's used to....
Ian
Ps give us a ring 851 2310
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| 795.28 | but then that was when he was in London. | KERNEL::COFFEYJ | The Uk CSC Unix Girlie. | Wed Sep 21 1994 12:22 | 11 |
| > Having escaped from Basingstoke and been forcibly removed from
> Warrington, I now end up in Newbury with the likes of
> Mr Kevin (This shirt was fashionable in 1977) Raven....
But don't put him on your distribution list.
Jo.
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| 795.29 | Just cause you can't cook toast any other colour doesn't mean everyone has tolike black.. | KERNEL::COFFEYJ | The Uk CSC Unix Girlie. | Fri Sep 23 1994 12:39 | 3 |
| > Mr Kevin (This shirt was fashionable in 1977) Raven....
So the shirt isn't black then?
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| 795.30 | | VESSA::WATTERSON | | Fri Sep 23 1994 12:58 | 4 |
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It usually is by Friday........
Paul
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| 795.31 | | YUPPY::RAVEN | | Fri Sep 23 1994 14:22 | 5 |
| WANTED:
White Tie
KR
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| 795.32 | Delayed Response | LARVAE::CUNNEA_L | BDF - Bloody Difficult Female | Thu Sep 29 1994 12:37 | 6 |
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What's this about p*ssing all over the .....
Oh no, too late
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| 795.33 | | VESSA::WATTERSON | Don't believe the rumours | Thu Sep 29 1994 12:53 | 16 |
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Lesley,
I was only joking - honest, I WILL take care of your flat and I WON'T
wreck anything and I WON'T upset the neighbours...
Paul
PS
The house-warming party will be sometime in early October - please
bring loud music, heavy footwear, lots of alcohol etc etc
(only joking Lesley - please don't evict me yet)
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