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Conference govt02::basingstoke

Title: * BASINGSTOKE - Gateway to Wessex *
Notice:BASINGSTOKE - John Arlott lived here - then left, I wonder why
Moderator:COMICS::CORNEJ
Created:Wed Jul 27 1988
Last Modified:Thu Jun 05 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:925
Total number of notes:5875

748.0. "Mug required" by KERNEL::BOWEO (Telepathy means never having to say...) Tue Apr 19 1994 18:02

As many of you may know I am taking Driving Lessons.

I am now at the point where a need practice, which at �15 a lesson is expensive

If someone would help me out by letting me have a practice in their car
(supervised of course) I'd appreciate it greatly?

	Thanks in Advance

	Oliver
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748.1COMICS::FISCHERLife's a big banana sandwichWed Apr 20 1994 10:374
>If someone would help me out by letting me have a practice in their car
>(supervised of course) I'd appreciate it greatly?

Why the question mark?
748.2Too young ?COMICS::PARRYTrevor ParryWed Apr 20 1994 12:188
    >I am now at the point where a need practice, which at 15 a lesson is
    >expensive
    
    I'm not surprised.  At that age you'd have to hire somewhere like
    Thruxton as you aren't allowed on the public roads.  Why not wait till
    17 when you can use the public roads, or try a disused airfield?
    
    tp
748.3YOU -> can make that differenceMUGGER::WILLIAMSHHuw Williams, Solutions Support Group, 851 2686Wed Apr 20 1994 14:1112
    The last two replies are typical of the southern cynical me-first
    attitude.
    
    We up north got one I.T. through his test last year, and we were
    working on Olly this year, when you dahn sarf decided you didn't need us up
    north.
    
    So have a heart and let PHH pay for some new clutches :-).
    
    Huw.     
    
    (Ex North CSC, Ex Ex UVO, Ex lunchtime driving intructor)
748.4KERNEL::BOWEOTelepathy means never having to say...Wed Apr 20 1994 14:175
RE: .1 the question mark is there because it's a question.
RE: .2 I did type �15 (as in fifteen pounds) a lesson I am in fact nearly 25
RE: .3 Thanks Huw

Oliver
748.5Nit picking but...ROBSON::PATTISON_M$on error then RTFMWed Apr 20 1994 15:4319
    
> If someone would help me out by letting me have a practice in their car
> (supervised of course) I'd appreciate it greatly?
    
    Is not a question, it's a statement, and doesn't qualify for a ?.
    
    
  "Would someone help me out by letting me have a practice in their car
 (supervised of course), I'd appreciate it greatly?"
     
    is a question, and so deserves a ?.
    
    Anyway I hope you get a drive.
    
     It only cost me �5.00 a go when I was learning to drive, but you could go 
    out for a night with �5.00, have eleventeen pints of bitter, a three 
    course dinner, and still have enough change for the bus fare home.... 
    
    Now who would like to pick nit's out of my note ?
748.6KERNEL::MCKEAVENEYJShy Ann (Indian Virgin)Wed Apr 20 1994 15:464
    
    >and still have enough change for the bus fare home....
    
    What time do the buses run to, or was it just an early night?
748.7COMICS::FISCHERLife's a big banana sandwichWed Apr 20 1994 15:487
What are the tax implications of letting someone else drive
my car? Presumably Oliver would be taxed at 1/356 of 35% of 
market value of the car if he drove it for one day, and I would
get a tax rebate.


Ian?
748.8And the youngsters today won't believe you!ROBSON::PATTISON_M$on error then RTFMWed Apr 20 1994 18:017
    > What time do the buses run to, or was it just an early night?
    
    Well we'd still be going when the busses started running again the next
    morning!
    
    Also we used to live in a shoebox in the middle of the motorway and...
                                                               (Cont. P94)
748.9KERNEL::MCKEAVENEYJShy Ann (Indian Virgin)Wed Apr 20 1994 18:172
    
    As I thought, you old folks have no stamina.	;-)
748.10AS IF.........KERNEL::BINGHAMKI didn't do it.......Honest!!Thu Apr 21 1994 10:4310
    Surely Oliver driving a Digital company car is not authorised. Have you
    checked with the insurance people?  (question I believe?)
    
    Oh and good luck trying to find a moronic mug who wants to endanger
    their lives teaching you to drive, I'm sure that the offers will flood
    in.
    
    ps whats wrong with Stu?
    
    Ken
748.11practiceKERNEL::BOWEOTelepathy means never having to say...Thu Apr 21 1994 11:238
It's a good question Kendra, I'm not sure.

Thanks for all the confidence you have in me.

Nothing wrong with Stu, Kendra 

But practice makes perfect.

748.12Nit on NitsYOUWOT::HOUSENWorld famous brick hypnotistThu Apr 21 1994 13:109
    Re: .5
    
    Only a bit of fun, but...
    
    The nit's should read nits, unless of course the nits own something!
                          ^^^^
    
    Norman ;^)
              
748.13Some help at last...COMICS::PARRYTrevor ParryThu Apr 21 1994 13:5117
    d|i|g|i|t|a|l                                  VAX/VTX with VTXprep              
    ----------------------------------                Learner Drivers               
    
        The DoT rules for the supervision of Learner Drivers require
        Supervisors to be at least 21 years old and to have held a full
        driving licence for at least three years.
    
        The maximum penalty for a Learner for failing to ensure that their
        Supervisor meets these requirements is a �400 fine, two penalty
        points or discretionary disqualification.  The Supervisor may also
        face the same penalty for aiding and abetting.
    
        Additionally offenders will contravene the Digital Fleet Insurance
        Policy conditions and not have the Third Party cover required by
        law.
                                                                                     
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748.14COMICS::WOODPathos and satire 'is' meThu Apr 21 1994 15:063
BTW, my guitar's still for sale !!

748.15COMICS::FISCHERLife's a big banana sandwichThu Apr 21 1994 15:0933
Oliver,

I would let you borrow my car, but I can't 'cos I need it

So there!

                                                                     
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748.16KERNEL::COFFEYJThe Uk CSC Unix Girlie.Thu Apr 21 1994 15:1815
.15 you're not old enough to play instructors tho are you? 




Anyone's insured in a deccie car so long as it's legal (have licence
or legal instructor etc etc) and they have the person responsible for 
the car's permission. 


If I had a company car I still wouldn't be able to help because I haven't 
got a driving licence. 


Jo
748.17KERNEL::BOWEOTelepathy means never having to say...Thu Apr 21 1994 17:0215
RE : .13 & .16  

	Thanks thats tied up a lot of loose Ends

RE : .15 

	If I hadn't seen that picture before I would've worried that you didn't
Have enough to do!

RE: .14

	And I still Haven't got a Desk or table type thing



748.18KERNEL::COFFEYJThe Uk CSC Unix Girlie.Thu Apr 21 1994 17:381
Maybe the aldermaston road roundabout's hotel's sale will have a desk?
748.19Auction/saleKERNEL::BOWEOTelepathy means never having to say...Thu Apr 21 1994 18:152
How do I get the desk home w/o a car?

748.20KERNEL::BINGHAMKI didn't do it.......Honest!!Thu Apr 21 1994 18:172
    
    With Great difficulty I reckon!
748.21KERNEL::COFFEYJThe Uk CSC Unix Girlie.Fri Apr 22 1994 10:338
Talk *very* nicely to a taxi driver?

Buy one with wheels and skateboard home on it?

Deal with that problem when you come to it? (someone's bound to 
feel sorry for you if you just stand outside with a desk saying 
you're not sure you can carry it all the way home).

748.22KERNEL::MCKEAVENEYJShy Ann (Indian Virgin)Fri Apr 22 1994 12:133
    
    Let it walk home, it has legs............doesn't it?