| T.R | Title | User | Personal
Name | Date | Lines |
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| 738.1 | | COMICS::FISCHER | Life's a big banana sandwich | Wed Mar 30 1994 11:04 | 1 |
| What does it like to eat? Mice? Blood? Fruit Pastilles?
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| 738.2 | Going..going.. GONE | MARVEL::MCGAUGHRIN | What a Marvelous Delivery | Wed Mar 30 1994 11:43 | 11 |
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I'll offer 60 pounds, payable in monthly contributions to the sum of
50p. Do you want to bulid in an index linked benefit to this scheme ?
Something like 24.4% APR ? This would of course mature when you reach
retirement at 65 or earlier if you die.
But then if you die would wouldn't be able to spend the money !
Ian
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| 738.3 | | KERNEL::BOWEO | Telepathy, means never having to say ... | Wed Mar 30 1994 13:18 | 2 |
| Do you need a belfry in which to keep it or will any old loft do?
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| 738.4 | Sold for cash money | COMICS::WOOD | Pathos and satire 'is' me | Wed Mar 30 1994 13:47 | 7 |
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Sold to reply number 2, thankyou for your interest gentlemen,
obviously bats don't appear to be of interest to the ladies.
What about Note 736 ??
Rich
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| 738.5 | | COMICS::PARRY | Trevor Parry | Wed Mar 30 1994 16:36 | 5 |
| >I have a brand new County Clipper bat for sale. Any offers
I assume that 'County Clipper' is the pedigree name for when you are
doing bat shows at the bat equivalent of Crufts, do you call him
'Count' for short.
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| 738.6 | Silent majority... | COMICS::MACLEAN | A Pure Dear in a Wicked World | Thu Mar 31 1994 10:58 | 16 |
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RE: .4
Richard , I feel I must reply on behalf of the silent bat loving
women/girls/females/ladies/nuns etc. :-
Two nuns driving through a cemetery one night when all of a sudden a
Vampire Bat lands on the bonnet of the car. One nun panics and asks
the other what she should do. "Quick , wind down the window and show
it your cross" replies the second nun....
"Oh ,OK !" says the first nun, and winds down the window and shouts
"GET OFF THE ******* BONNET!!!"
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| 738.7 | I laughed until I stopped | COMICS::WOOD | Pathos and satire 'is' me | Thu Mar 31 1994 13:18 | 8 |
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Re: .6
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..................................HA !
I think you owe all noters a drink for that one Sandie !
Richie
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| 738.8 | Mais Oui ! | COMICS::MACLEAN | A Pure Dear in a Wicked World | Thu Mar 31 1994 16:07 | 9 |
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No problem ! ,
Just as soon as I get my annual grossly huge payrise Ricardo
(.... Was that more laughter I heard ???!!! )
S.
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| 738.9 | | COMICS::FISCHER | Life's a big banana sandwich | Thu Mar 31 1994 16:21 | 7 |
| Perhaps Oliver can tell us what the difference is between
women/girls/females/ladies/nuns mentioned in .6 and
women girls females ladies nuns?
Thank you
Ian/Fischer
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| 738.11 | all this touching of women could ruin my reputation! | KERNEL::COFFEYJ | The Uk CSC Unix Girlie. | Wed Apr 06 1994 16:52 | 27 |
| >>>women/girls/females/ladies/nuns mentioned in .6 and
>>>women girls females ladies nuns?
> The first is a valid unix filename, the second is not.
Or more accurately the first is a directory structure and file
name the second just an irritating file name with spaces, or a bunch
of files:
jc@decuk> touch "women girls females ladies nuns"
jc@decuk> ls -l
total 0
-rw-r--r-- 1 jc 0 Apr 6 15:50 women girls females ladies nuns
jc@decuk>
jc@decuk> touch women girls females ladies nuns
jc@decuk> ls -l
total 0
-rw-r--r-- 1 jc 0 Apr 6 15:51 females
-rw-r--r-- 1 jc 0 Apr 6 15:51 girls
-rw-r--r-- 1 jc 0 Apr 6 15:51 ladies
-rw-r--r-- 1 jc 0 Apr 6 15:51 nuns
-rw-r--r-- 1 jc 0 Apr 6 15:51 women
jc@decuk>
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| 738.12 | | COMICS::FISCHER | Life's a big banana sandwich | Wed Apr 06 1994 17:14 | 1 |
| Thanks Jo. I'm glad we squared that one up!
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| 738.14 | | KERNEL::BOWEO | Telepathy, means never having to say ... | Tue Apr 12 1994 11:09 | 4 |
| I just remembered a quote from "Major League"
"Hats for bats - keep bats warm"
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| 738.15 | | COMICS::FISCHER | Life's a big banana sandwich | Tue Apr 12 1994 17:01 | 1 |
| What's "Major League"?
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| 738.16 | | COMICS::PARRY | Trevor Parry | Tue Apr 12 1994 18:28 | 1 |
| He's "General Union"'s brother.
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| 738.17 | | KERNEL::BOWEO | Telepathy means never having to say... | Tue Apr 12 1994 19:14 | 5 |
| No, and it isn't Corporal Punishment's Uncle either
Its a film about the Cleveland Indian baseball team whose owner wants to
relocate the club in florida by finishing dead last in the league
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| 738.18 | | R2ME2::HINXMAN | These are mulberry days | Tue Apr 12 1994 23:43 | 11 |
| re .13
> Ah well, UNIX is dead anyway. I'm glad I never learned about it.
Don't bank on it. I understand that the Unix(tm) branding of
Digital(tm)'s OSF/1(tm) is well in hand.
Of course, this may beg the question of whether any DEC product has
a future :-)
Tony
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| 738.19 | Table | KERNEL::BOWEO | Telepathy means never having to say... | Wed Apr 13 1994 13:35 | 10 |
| Talking of Bats :
Anyone got a table or desk they don't need?
And what has this got to do with Bats you ask
Well its for one of the people I share a house with (Who plays cricket) to
do his homework for the council.
Oliver
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| 738.20 | | COMICS::FISCHER | Life's a big banana sandwich | Wed Apr 13 1994 15:07 | 2 |
| You should find lots of spare desks in the Comms area
of Viables.
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| 738.21 | Y | KERNEL::BOWEO | Telepathy means never having to say... | Wed Apr 13 1994 18:39 | 4 |
| Yeah but I can't take them home, can I?
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