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Conference govt02::basingstoke

Title: * BASINGSTOKE - Gateway to Wessex *
Notice:BASINGSTOKE - John Arlott lived here - then left, I wonder why
Moderator:COMICS::CORNEJ
Created:Wed Jul 27 1988
Last Modified:Thu Jun 05 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:925
Total number of notes:5875

350.0. "Mornington Crescent" by TASTY::NISBET (Obviously a major malfunction) Thu Sep 13 1990 15:26

Anyone fancy a game of Mornington Crescent? I'll start.

	MARBLE ARCH

(always my favourite opening!)
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350.1Sounds good to meBURTON::WILTSHIREThu Sep 13 1990 15:3312

I've always thought Marble Arch a fairly dubious opener that neither attacks or
defends. You are obviously a central line zone 1 fiend.

So in repost :
		
		BOSTON MANOR

(advantage me??)

larry
350.2I haven't got all day you know.TASTY::NISBETObviously a major malfunctionThu Sep 13 1990 15:3911
Oh for Goodness sake Larry if you go and fart about away along the Piccadilly
Line this game could go on for days. I bet your one of these people who take
two hours to move a pawn in chess.

Ok, if you think you can control the game by getting a hold on Heathrow
(Don't think I don't know what you're up to!), then try this for size.

	EALING COMMON

Dougie

350.4Its MEANT to be a short game!TASTY::NISBETObviously a major malfunctionThu Sep 13 1990 16:406
most games of MC should only last a day or two at the most. 

But that doesn't take into account Larry Wiltshire tactics. I hadn't
reckoned on a long meandering Zone-5 game.

Dougie
350.5it might be??BURTON::WILTSHIREThu Sep 13 1990 16:4714
Just because in the Em Seas series of '85 a good tactic was to annexe the 
piccadily line it doesn't always work and grouping around heathrow allows for 
a degree of safety.

But if thats the way you want to play it :

		MILL HILL EAST

you're on your last legs me laddo!!

larry w

	
350.7gants hillKERNEL::GREGORYThu Sep 13 1990 17:041
    
350.9Bad ShowDRILL::dougieObviously a major malfunctionThu Sep 13 1990 17:067
I'm now convinced Ongar is valid since it is a PEAK hour area only, and
its only 4:07 just now. But we'll let it go.

Back across the terminus to, 
	THEYDON BOIS

Dougie
350.10I'll cry if I can't play!TASTY::JEFFERYTears of disbelief spilling out of my eyesThu Sep 13 1990 17:456
God, if I was moderator, I'd set this topic nowrite.

Oh my God, I am!

So, is someone gonna tell me the rules, stop pretending you know them, or
shall I set this topic no-write!
350.11The RulesDRILL::dougieObviously a major malfunctionThu Sep 13 1990 18:329
You must enter the name of a station on the London Underground.

the first person to name Mornington Crescent is the winner.

There are no other rules.

Dougie

T-1 day. 
350.12Don't delay - WRITE LOCK TODAY!NEWOA::KINGSTONDCreating the illusionFri Sep 14 1990 08:578
    
    Re; -1
    
    When I saw first saw this note I thought it was a complete waste 
    of time and disk space.... but after reading the rules....
    
    Now I'm sure it's a complete waste of time and disk space!
    
350.13Take That ... And ThatLARVAE::MOORE_ADont Worry- Its only 1's and 0'sFri Sep 14 1990 09:428
    To get back to the game ....
    
    My natural inclination would have been to go for Kings Cross, but the
    escalators scare me shitless so let's move down the road a bit
    to:
    
    EUSTON
    
350.14VICTORIA...OVAL::ALFORDJIce a specialityFri Sep 14 1990 10:240
350.15POWLARVAE::NISBET_DObviously a major malfunctionFri Sep 14 1990 11:208
VICTORIA?! You Cannot be serious! That has so many links to other
lines you've blown the game Wide Open!

Easily gives me;
	VAUXHALL

Dougie

350.16Environmentally friendlyTASTY::JEFFERYTears of disbelief spilling out of my eyesFri Sep 14 1990 11:436
OK,

I'm not going to risk being a spoilsport, by saying the M-C words, so I'll
plump for Turnham Green.

Mark.
350.17Hmmm...BURTON::WILTSHIREFri Sep 14 1990 14:3210
After seeing Vauxhall and Victoria in following notes I'm beginning to suspect 
some illegal/unofficial allegiances here. Firstly I'd like to put a stop to it,
but in the spirit of competition I'm prepared to take you both on 

So:

	TOTTENHAM COURT ROAD!!

larry w
350.18WATERLOO :-)OVAL::ALFORDJIce a specialityFri Sep 14 1990 15:172
well, someone said there weren't any rules !
350.19gotchaBURTON::WILTSHIREFri Sep 14 1990 15:5915
Right Mr AlfordJ,

Trying to monopolise main line stations (victoria and waterloo etc) is in no way
going to give you an advantage. However, I think you're trying to blind us
with this, to what you are really up to.....

Anybody who has studied Hughie Heavup's playing policies will know what you are 
up to and what your next move is ...

So:
		DRAYTON PARK

Now what are you gonna' do!!

larry w
350.20WTF is DRAYTON PARK?DRILL::dougieObviously a major malfunctionFri Sep 14 1990 16:261
Dougie
350.21I'm not too sure about that one.DRILL::dougieObviously a major malfunctionFri Sep 14 1990 16:3615
Well Larry, I'm a bit suspicious about that one. I couldn't find
Drayton Park so I phoned up British Rail Underground (071 928 5100) and
the man had never heard of it. 

Eventually he found it, - ON A BRITISH RAIL LINE! Its on the bloody
Waterloo and City Line RUN BY BRITISH RAIL. (you look at the key).

Which, as most of you know, forfeits Larry's move, giving me a complete
advantage. Once we eliminate Drayton Park, I can backtrack throught the
escalotr link to MONUMENT FOR BANK.

But hang on - it doesn't stop there. I play my advantage for someone
else's cheating (you know the rules Larry, London Underground lines
ONLY!). By changing at Embankment I get, you guessed it ....

350.22MORNINGTON CRESCENTDRILL::dougieObviously a major malfunctionFri Sep 14 1990 16:370
350.23Too EarlyBURTON::WILTSHIREFri Sep 14 1990 16:4710
Just before you start congratulating yourself about getting there dougie, 
consider the fact that its is actually on the underground map and although
an incorrect station it does not allow you to impose the penalty clause.To back
this up consider Em-Seas 86/87 championship semi finals of whittington against
dickens when he to made a similar mistake but no penalty could be taken.

So, its not over yet....

larry w
350.24RubbishDRILL::dougieObviously a major malfunctionFri Sep 14 1990 16:514
Larry, don't talk such nonsense. You were caught with your trousers
down and YOU KNOW IT. I win - fair and square. I'm not prepared to discuss it.

Dougie
350.25LARVAE::BARKERDo not fold, spindle or mutilateFri Sep 14 1990 18:0511
Re .21

>Eventually he found it, - ON A BRITISH RAIL LINE! Its on the bloody
>Waterloo and City Line RUN BY BRITISH RAIL. (you look at the key).

	Are you sure? The last time I went on the Waterloo & City line (known 
as The Drain to regular commuters) there were only two stops:
	1) Waterloo
	2) City (Bank actually)

Nigel
350.26black/brown lineOVAL::ALFORDJIce a specialityMon Sep 17 1990 11:596
Re: .19

Who are you calling Mr ?????

waterloo was perfectly valid...it's a station on the underground !
350.27oopsBURTON::WILTSHIRETue Sep 18 1990 17:444
It was the generic "mister"....honest

larry w
350.28Are you lot still playing or what?SPAWN::BRIGHTCare for a liquorice allsort?Thu Nov 29 1990 15:279
I've been lent a book written by two members of the Swedish team who
won the MC world championship cup in 1986. They say that to revive a
flagging game, one should always seriously consider a move to...

Theydon Bois


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