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The following follow-on course to Mind Mapping is also, alas, no
longer offered. Dratted cutbacks!
*** REGISTRATION IS STRONGLY AND URGENTLY REQUIRED AND REQUESTED ***
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As a follow-up to the popular Mind-mapping course, Internal Training is
offering a course in PHRENOLOGY:
DATE: 11/31/90 TIME: 11:45-6:15
VENDOR: CONCEPTUAL CONCEPTS, INC. LENGTH: 1/3 DAY COST: $125.00
FORMAT: REALLY LONG LECTURE LOCATION: WIENER CONF RM (ZK01-2)
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COURSE DESCRIPTION:
Phrenology is the practice of studying character and mental capacity from the
shape and irregularities of the human skull. It has been refined as a personal
management tool to help you:
o select your friends on a scientific basis
o fondle the hairstyle of coworkers in professional circumstances
o spend time
o brainstorm
o speak
o talk
o determine who's smarter than whom, once and for all
COURSE OBJECTIVES:
This 1/3-day program will introduce you to Phrenology. You will use the
technique in several applications. You will learn how to determine the
circumference of a coworker's head from their hat size. You will learn to
calculate the thickness and volume of a coworker's skull and infer the actual
brain size and thus intelligence from this information. You will learn to
determine character flaws from irregularities in the external skull surface.
Calipers for measuring skull diameter will be supplied. Lunch is available
from nearby vending machines.
This Phrenology session will by taught by Fenton Braithwaite III, researcher
at the famed Berlin Kranial Institute.
PREREQUISITE:
Mind-mapping seminar. Before attempting a thorough understanding of the
external topography, a familiarity with internals is required.
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