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Conference 7.286::digital

Title:The Digital way of working
Moderator:QUARK::LIONELON
Created:Fri Feb 14 1986
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:5321
Total number of notes:139771

4037.0. "::million_dollar_notesfile" by AQU027::SAXENA (does the universe exist?!) Fri Aug 11 1995 12:48

    This note file sizzles with ideas doesn't it? Is there an individual or
    a group which actually goes through this file and sifts out the unmined
    nuggets of gold that are scattered herein??

    I find notes 4031.* replete with great ideas and suggestions for
    improvement. Coming as it does from people at grass root, the
    information contained herein is priceless.

    Would some of these ideas be implemented. I doubt it. Knowing that this
    is Digital which doesn't even know what great products it has and what
    it has going for it, I would expect this couldron of great ideas to
    largely drain off into nothingness.

    However, I bet that Digital would pay some hi-fi consulting company a
    few zillion bucks to get a rehash of just maybe 1% of the ideas
    contained herein. Yeah! That is the golden rule as old as life itself.
    You value it only when it is not yours and you pay big bucks for it.

    My suggestion: Sell the contents of this note file to a consulting firm
    for 9.99 (that would be right in line) and then buy back a rehash for a
    100 million bucks. Contrary to what you think, that would be a very
    profitable deal because having paid big bucks, chances are some of the
    ideas would actually get implemented and DEC would eventually rake in a
    few zillion bucks. Serious!

    Thanks for listening,

    Vijay (who loves everything DEC)
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4037.1SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Fri Aug 11 1995 12:5910
    Vijay, the use of hi-fi outsiders is a time-honored tradition.  The
    Curmudgeon's Dictionary (� 1983) defines a "consultant" this way:
    
        consultant  n.  An individual who makes a lucrative business of
        absorbing information given him by a customer, disappearing "to
        analyze the data," and then demanding large sums of money to give
        the same information back, having in the interim phrased it in
        prettier language.
        
    Digital is obviously not immune to the lure of prettier language.
4037.2WHOS01::BOWERSDave Bowers @WHOFri Aug 11 1995 13:137
    Robert (?) Townsend in "Up the Organization" (ca 1970) defines a
    consultant as follows:
    
    	"..someone who borrows your watch to tell you the time...and then
    keeps the watch."
    
    \dave
4037.3PADC::KOLLINGKarenFri Aug 11 1995 13:355
    There used to be a Notes file for employee suggestions, called
    Delta-something, but it seems to have vanished.  Too bad; I'd
    like to know why Dec sends out 4 copies of a bill with its
    pc products, what a waste of paper.
    
4037.4Titles say it allWELKIN::ADOERFERHi-yo Server, away!Fri Aug 11 1995 15:388
    Was more than a notesfile:
    1057  ODIXIE::CARNELL      22-MAR-1990    51  DELTA program -- U.S. Field
    1122* SCARGO::WEISMAN_E    12-JUN-1990     0  DELTA-Employees Sharing Ideas
    1320  CAPNET::AGULE        19-DEC-1990     0  DELTA SUBMISSION FORM 
    1377  AUSSIE::BAKER        18-FEB-1991    53  Is DELTA broken?
    1411* CAPNET::TEAMSCENTRAL 25-MAR-1991     0  DELTA_TEAMS CONFERENCE
    2262  FORTSC::CHABAN        3-DEC-1992    70  Is DELTA a crock?
    2493  ECADSR::SHERMAN      12-MAY-1993    53  What the ... cancelling DELTA?!?