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4004.1 | | QUARK::LIONEL | Free advice is worth every cent | Wed Jul 26 1995 11:44 | 6 |
| Yeah - I saw the same rumor in DIGITAL note 4004.... Makes for great
speculation - it would be wonderful timing - just as those who got bushwacked
by the last freeze would finally be getting their (typically below inflation)
raise. I just hope it's someone's overactive imagination.
Steve
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4004.2 | No freeze here! | ODIXIE::PFLANZ | | Wed Jul 26 1995 11:48 | 5 |
| WE are in the process of salary planning as we speak in the US MCS. We
are back to quarterly with dates effective the last month of every
quarter. I have heard of nothing to imply a freeze.
Joe
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4004.3 | | PADC::KOLLING | Karen | Wed Jul 26 1995 13:24 | 3 |
| We're doing salary planning now also, and there is an
approved budget for us, not a freeze. Calm down, folks :-)
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4004.4 | | KAOFS::B_VANVALKENB | | Wed Jul 26 1995 13:27 | 16 |
| Joe
Why the delay in salary planning ?
In Feb mcs Canada did a 6 month plan that was suppose to take us to
July 1. Should not the July - Dec plan have been completed in Q4.
The problem (IMO) is that with the new reward system Digital isn't
accountable to the employees to ever say when or if they are going to
get an increase. Without this accountablity things will continue to
slide as doing Salary Planning on time wont be a priority.
Brian V
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4004.5 | | QUARK::LIONEL | Free advice is worth every cent | Wed Jul 26 1995 14:22 | 17 |
| Re: .4
It's been like that for the whole 17 years I've been at Digital. Salary
planning schedules have almost always been deferred, stretched, delayed,
etc. - most often to create a one-time boost to Digital's bottom line at the
expense of the employee. And then, even when the planning is done, there are
mandates to lop off 10%, 20%, etc. which drives the managers crazy. There is
no accountability, no predictability. The only way an employee can be SURE
they're getting an increase is when it shows up on their paycheck - even
getting a letter describing the increase is not a guarantee. (At least I have
never heard of an increase being rescinded.)
This is the first time in many years that I have not heard of last-minute
scrambles to redo salary plans. It suggests that things are stabilizing
after all.
Steve
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4004.6 | Anonymous reply | QUARK::MODERATOR | | Wed Jul 26 1995 15:10 | 28 |
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Steve
Folks,
(Sorry to have to be anonymous, but my job situation is changing so
rapidly that I don't want to take a chance on rocking the boat.)
My level 2 manager said that, while salary planning is not being
delayed, the implementation of raises is being delayed until September.
This is all fine with me, as long as it happens then. I just checked
in here to see if he was feeding me a line, or if other people have
heard the same thing.
It sounds a lot like what Steve said in .5 - just delaying giving out
the money to get a little extra cash (are we that strapped for cash?)
Cheers...
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4004.7 | A consistency in delivery | SNAX::PIERPONT | | Wed Jul 26 1995 16:07 | 6 |
| For some time now raises have been assigned to be awarded in the last
month of each quarter. This was changed from an every month basis and
was explained to all the members in my organization.
This is not a delay in the raise, it is a consistency in delivery.
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4004.8 | We are back on schedule? Right? | ODIXIE::PFLANZ | | Wed Jul 26 1995 16:34 | 6 |
| We went from every month to once a quarter, effective on the last month
of the quarter; then last year after the freeze, we went to a half year
plan to get us to FY96 and went to the first month of the quarter,
which minimized the length of the freeze. We have just rotated back to
the last month of the quarter which negates the minimizing effect of
the half year plan.
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4004.9 | Yaba Daba Doo | ANGLIN::BJAMES | I feel the need, the need for SPEED | Wed Jul 26 1995 20:48 | 9 |
| re: .8
"Who's on first?"
"What's on second?"
"I don't know's on third...."
And the beat goes on....
Mav
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4004.10 | Salary planning sometimes varies by geography | STAR::CASSILY | | Wed Jul 26 1995 21:47 | 10 |
|
re: .4
You can't compare salary plans across national boundaries. It's
frequently the case that each national country is on a different time
scale for salary planning. Sometimes they match up, but often they
don't. [I used to work in the UK, and it varied then with the US].
Just FYI...
Mike
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4004.11 | my 2 pence | FORTY2::LENNIG | Dave (N8JCX), MIG, @CYO | Thu Jul 27 1995 06:47 | 9 |
| As .10 says, this varies internationally; As I understand it (I'm a
US employee in the UK at the moment) the UK scheme was quarterly at
the end of the middle month of a quarter. Given UK folk get paid
monthly, not weekly, this makes sense to me. However, the rumor mill
over here also says that things are getting pushed out a month to
allow time for further evaluations (at least in Pesatori's org), and
that any (remaining?) salary actions would be paid retroactively.
Dave
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4004.12 | | KAOFS::B_VANVALKENB | | Thu Jul 27 1995 09:03 | 5 |
| Canada is now part of the America's so shouldn't we be on the same
schedule as th U.S. ??
Brian V
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4004.13 | | LEEL::LINDQUIST | Pluggin' prey | Thu Jul 27 1995 11:23 | 24 |
|
I wonder how much ill will this petty savings generated?
Here are a few idea for the mis-named senior leadership
team:
Layoff everyone you need to. Get it over with. Don't keep
'picking the scab' for four years. Maybe layoff a few
thousand more 'just in case'. You're all making multiple
hundreds of thousands of dollars per year. Make a tough
decision. If you can act decisively, fire yourself.
Set up a plan that makes pay-for-performance more than just
another management lie.
Don't do stupid things like limit accrued vacation, or move
pay increases to the end of the quarter just because it saves
a few dollars. Employees are not idiots. They know they're
being screwed. You're not sneaking this by anyone. There is
a real cost (in ill-will) for most of the financial savings
around benefits that have been made.
Don't think that when you nickle-and-dime employees that
they will ever forgive or forget. I certainly won't.
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4004.14 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Thu Jul 27 1995 12:59 | 11 |
| i'm not sure what's going on here... the only real change to this
year's delivery system (in the U.S.) is the plan will be delivered
in 2 quarters instead of 4. the quarterly delivery system is a
much less expensive system (adminstratively).
the process really isn't about screwing anyone. in fact, it contributes
to your continued employment.
lighten up and enjoy it...
Chip
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4004.15 | In lay terms? | WLDBIL::KILGORE | Missed Woodstock -- *twice*! | Thu Jul 27 1995 13:23 | 14 |
|
.14> ...the only real change to this
.14> year's delivery system (in the U.S.) is the plan will be delivered
.14> in 2 quarters instead of 4...
What exactly does this mean?
- The plan is really a six month plan rather than a one year plan?
- It's really a one year plan, but people will get raises at two
points during the year rather than four?
- Other? (please explain in copious detail)
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4004.16 | Advice | RDGENG::WILLIAMS_A | | Thu Jul 27 1995 18:38 | 26 |
|
AARGH !
1 know your market worth
2 are you happy here ? (related to 1, job role, prospects etc)
3 if answer to 2 is *no*, try to fix (related to 1, job role,
prospects etc.)
4 if you can't fix, leave, and don't feel bad about it.
5 Note that in difficult times, stupid decisions are often made
by senior types, along with good ones, just to keep the whole
ship going (later admitted as such, sometimes).
6 go back to 1 above.
Now, what determines your market worth ?
Rgds,
AW
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4004.17 | Look on the positive side | AKOCOA::KAMINSKY | | Fri Jul 28 1995 00:23 | 18 |
| RE: .16, well said
Why should we really complain about salary freezes? Even if it has
been x number of years since the last increase.
Relatively speaking virtually all Digital employees are rich when
compared to more than 50% of the world's population.
Besides, I tend to disbelieve the rumor that there is in fact a freeze...
We have yet to see announcements of 20+% increases for the SLT, which
would normally happen first
(-:
:-)
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4004.18 | gimme the cash | WMOIS::HORNE_C | HORNET-THE FALL GUY | Fri Jul 28 1995 09:46 | 11 |
| .....im sick of working my balls off and not getting a anything for it
except a #2 pencil with an eraser to fill out a managment survey to
find out what they sould be doing....
results of survey......employees need pat on back and cash in
pocket!!!!
re.13 LOVED IT...
HORNet
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4004.19 | | TOOK::GASKELL | | Fri Jul 28 1995 10:46 | 14 |
| Re. 17
Your remarks don't cut it with my landlord, or at the supermarket
checkout.
I'm a secretary and don't make anything like enough to be able to
have my pay drag so far behind the rate of inflation. I last had
a pay raise in 1993.
I also know that any pay increase I get, if any at all, will only
happen if there are $ left over from rewarding the rest of the people
in my group. My guess is that my chances are close to, or lower
than, 0.
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4004.20 | | MU::porter | flap A from slot B/slapping in the wind | Fri Jul 28 1995 11:19 | 6 |
| > Your remarks don't cut it with my landlord, or at the supermarket
> checkout.
Uh, I think the operative word was "irony".
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4004.21 | FIND ANOTHER JOB | ANGLIN::SULLIVAN | Take this job and LOVE it | Sun Jul 30 1995 00:59 | 9 |
|
OK all you Whiners, You know the door that you came in thru this morning.
If you think you'r worth so much go right back out thru it and find your
self a job that pays you what you THINK you're WORTH.
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4004.22 | | CBHVAX::CBH | Lager Lout | Sun Jul 30 1995 10:49 | 3 |
| re .21, I assume the lack of smiley wasn't intentional?
Chris.
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4004.23 | Just my opinion... | CSOA1::FULTON | Other Vehicle = Federation Starship | Sun Jul 30 1995 14:30 | 21 |
| re:.21
I know of many QUALITY people who are doing just that. Digital can't
afford it either.
If you want to talk about whiners, listen to some of the folks in the
management ranks who whine because people just want a few simple things
to make them more efficient in their jobs. These individuals also
whine because people don't act as loyal and dedicated as they once did.
These are the same managers who won't believe that the success of an
organization is dependant on the good will and morale of the employees
and keep asking that the workers (rowers, grunts, peons, etc.) to give
more and more without ever once considering the possibility that the
employees don't have any more "extra" to give.
I agree with you to a point that if someone is totally unhappy with
their job, they should find another, but, there are folks that you
label "whiners" who truly want to make Digital better and are trying
their darnedest to get some people to wake up.
Ken_who_can_always_see_room_for_improvement.
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4004.24 | | LEEL::LINDQUIST | Lies, damn lies and management | Sun Jul 30 1995 16:03 | 9 |
| �� <<< Note 4004.21 by ANGLIN::SULLIVAN "Take this job and LOVE it" >>>
�� -< FIND ANOTHER JOB >-
��OK all you Whiners, You know the door that you came in thru this morning.
��If you think you'r worth so much go right back out thru it and find your
��self a job that pays you what you THINK you're WORTH.
So, once all the people with the skill and initiative to bail
out do so, just what sort of workforce will be left behind?
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4004.25 | ok by me | DELNI::SIMEONE | | Mon Jul 31 1995 11:05 | 24 |
|
re: 21
>>OK all you Whiners
I'm listening...
>>You know the door that you came in thru this morning.
Yes I do...
>>If you think you'r worth so much
Not soo much, but I know what I'm worth..
>>go right back out thru it and find
>>your self a job that pays you what you THINK you're WORTH.
Thanks for the advice. I did just that... and more.
Allan
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4004.26 | | MAIL2::CRANE | | Mon Jul 31 1995 11:52 | 2 |
| Any speculation around the major business annoucement this week or will
it just be the release of the year end-quater end numbers?
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4004.27 | Those tired of "whiners" can also hit the door...it's a free world | DPDMAI::EYSTER | Livin' on refried dreams... | Mon Jul 31 1995 12:32 | 29 |
| >> OK, all you Whiners
OK, I've heard this before...in fact, we had a department manager who
wound up his motivational speech that way, with the exact words "Every
Digital employee has a choice to make when they get up in the morning:
go to work or not. It's your choice."
This, in response to some very well-thought questions about the new
business direction and our role. Coincidentally, same exec (since
left) couldn't tell us what our new organization would be, what it's
focus would be, or even how we'd purchase supplies, equipment, schedule
work, or sell our services.
Some of our brightest, at that point, perceived their relative worth in
his eyes and made that choice immediately. The clients, perceiving
that Digital might have a hard time supporting people, are sucking up
our employees as they hit the door.
This has severely affected our bottom line in many cases, as perception
became reality...we often don't have the people to support either
ourselves *or* the clients.
So it's cute to think "Hey, I read 'Atlas Shrugged'. The whiners can
go ply their skills on the free market!", but a major point's been
missed. If you'll remember, the steel mill manager had deep respect
and good paychecks for his best workers. That was one of the ways he
stayed competitive.
Tex
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4004.28 | | LACV01::CORSON | Higher, and a bit more to the right | Mon Jul 31 1995 12:55 | 17 |
|
Well said, Tex -
It is about time *everyone* in this company stop focusing on
themselves either "being abused" or "being stupid" - and get serious
about who actually puts the money in our paychecks - our customers!!!
I, for one, complain about everything that is identified as being
broken, and ain't being fixed; but feeling sorry for myself is
something I gave up years ago. Nowadays we live in a highly charged
marketplace, and only the strong survive, and you can't be strong
fighting the old wars.
So today resolve to be a winner, and together let us put this show
on the road.
the Greyhawk
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4004.29 | Right on, Tex and Greyhawk! | ODIXIE::MOREAU | Ken Moreau;Sales Support;South FL | Mon Jul 31 1995 13:34 | 9 |
| RE: last few
> So today resolve to be a winner, and together let us put this show
> on the road.
Greyhawk, thank you for coming up with a better reply to 3992.34 than I was
able to. Keep complaining, but keep the right attitude as well...
-- Ken Moreau
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4004.30 | | TRLIAN::GORDON | | Mon Jul 31 1995 15:26 | 6 |
| Greyhawk, great...just a slight modification....
So today resolve to be a winner, lead, follow, or get out of the way
of us who would like to...
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4004.31 | so greyhawk has been holding out on us... | TRLIAN::GORDON | | Tue Aug 01 1995 14:10 | 7 |
|
from the golf notes file:
> Tuesday's winner will advance to Grayhawk Golf Club in Scottsdale,
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4004.32 | Not whining, a statement of fact | PEACHS::MACEACHERN | Electric Horseman | Wed Aug 02 1995 14:44 | 35 |
|
I normally do not enter replies to notes in this conference, but I
felt the need to this time.
During the last 5 years I have been due for a PA just after a freeze
was initiated.
As a result I have not received an increase during that time. Not a
whine, a statement of fact. Now let's state other facts.
The cost of paying for food, housing, transportation and medical care
has increased during that time. So, in effect Digital has given me a pay
reduction over the last five years. This was done dispite good PA's and
dispite Digital's supposed policy of 'pay for performance'
So that I can cover my bills, I am now working two jobs.
My work is good and I am always getting good reviews. If this continues
I and many other good workers will be forced to leave Digital in order
to live. Is that what Digital upper management it trying to tell us?
After a number of years with no increase in pay, I have to start
considering if it is advisable to continue to work for Digital. Can
this company afford to have good workers forced into making that
desision?
Pay freezes may well be needed to fix the companies financial problems
when the company has little to no cash. That is not the case here.
It is my opinion that somebody has taken the easy solution to solve
a difficult problem. I have seen this done before here at Digital
and at other companies. If we are to continue to grow and strengthen
we need managers that strive to find the true solution and the true
problem, not use a easy solution that does not really solve the problem
dave.
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4004.33 | | QUARK::LIONEL | Free advice is worth every cent | Wed Aug 02 1995 15:38 | 9 |
| Re: .32
> My work is good and I am always getting good reviews. If this continues
> I and many other good workers will be forced to leave Digital in order
> to live. Is that what Digital upper management it trying to tell us?
You got it.
Steve
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4004.34 | | AXEL::FOLEY | Rebel without a Clue | Wed Aug 02 1995 17:08 | 6 |
| RE: .32
Don't worry, there will be a college hire that makes half of
what you make coming in to take your place.
mike
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4004.35 | | CBHVAX::CBH | Lager Lout | Wed Aug 02 1995 17:11 | 6 |
| > Don't worry, there will be a college hire that makes half of
> what you make coming in to take your place.
in my experience, making double what I earn...
Chris.
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4004.36 | Hardly cost of living | TIMMY::FORSON | | Wed Aug 02 1995 17:32 | 19 |
| I think this string is interesting to say the least. I've been
interviewing candidates for jobs in things like help desks for our
customers. No malice intended but, none of these individuals have met
the standards set forth by the customer. All the while, Digital MCS
employees that do fit the profile walk by my little interview room.
"Now let me get this straight. I'm to interview temps for a job
that we can fill internally, but I'm not to consider internal people?"
On a different note, I don't pretend to know all the ins and outs
of salery planing but I do know that only a percentage of the employees
can be considered each year. Somewhere between 1/3 to 1/2 if memory
serves. Couple this with the fact that raises average about 3% to 5%
and you get 4% raise every other year if your lucky.
What is the cost of living % anyway?
jim
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4004.37 | RE: Inflation, etc. | AKOCOA::KAMINSKY | | Wed Aug 02 1995 22:36 | 59 |
| RE: Cost of living
Inflation in the U.S. has been running between 2.5 - 3% per year.
These numbers vary depend on the source, for example, the inflation
rate (cost of living index) is higher if you use the numbers to which
U.S. Senators and Congressman's benefits are pegged, lower if you use the
numbers to which the old folks on Social Security's stipend is pegged.
Generally speaking the above numbers are pretty much in the ball park.
There is another dynamic that must be taken into account which is not
necessarily inflation. The market price of certain skills also has an
index that can be judged. For example, the average starting salary for
college graduates with xyz degree can be used to infer a skill specific
inflation rate. Probably also for experienced employees, but harder to
determine.
A dynamic that I have seen in this regard has definitely affected
Digital. Graduates in certain fields, particularly technical fields
have suffered from the following syndrome as they have come to work for
Digital in the past five years or so, maybe even a little longer:
Employee is hired at salary x, works hard, does well, maybe even gets
a promotion or two. But very little in the way of salary increases
because of Digital's conditions.
New employee is hired several years later. Because Digital must pay the
going market rate for the new employee, they hire the employee at a
higher pay than the existing employee is making, sometimes
substantially more.
The implicit message: The existing employee's experience at Digital has
negative value in the market.
Before I get accused of whining, please understand that I am only
stating the facts and I do know several very talented people that have
left precisely because of this reason. In my opinion they are exactly
the people we don't want to leave. The reaction often is glee within
the group because someone else (often longer term employees that have
also experienced the "good" times and are fairly well compensated
anyways and may not have the most current skills) can now be saved from
the down sizing mania we have experienced.
I have no idea what Digital is doing to address this and I assume they
are doing nothing. They seem to focus mainly on headcount and not
necessarily the types of heads.
While some people have chosen to ignore these peculiarities and just
work hard and hope that eventually things work themselves out as we
begin to actually make money, it can not be expected that everyone will
feel that way.
For those of you who would accuse others of whining and just suggest
that they shut up and leave, be careful for what you wish, for your wish
may come true. This would not necessarily be best for our company. At
one level, they should be applauded for having stuck it out this long.
Ken
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4004.38 | | FABSIX::J_RILEY | I'm just a bug on the windshield of life. | Thu Aug 03 1995 03:14 | 20 |
| RE:.36
>On a different note, I don't pretend to know all the ins and outs
>of salery planing but I do know that only a percentage of the employees
>can be considered each year. Somewhere between 1/3 to 1/2 if memory
>serves. Couple this with the fact that raises average about 3% to 5%
>and you get 4% raise every other year if your lucky.
4% every other year, I'd take that and go away smiling. In the
past 11 years I've gotten 2 raises 3.5% & 2% had fantastic reviews all
along, makes me wonder. The other factor nobody seems to want to
acknowledge is IMO what I call politics. If you work 9-5 and make a
lot of noise, it doesn't matter that you actually are doing nothing
(your highly visible) your chances are better than someone that although
they are good to great performers work an off shift and don't make the
noise as nobody is here to hear it (their not so visible). JMHO
Joe
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4004.39 | I didn't know that!! | DECC::VOGEL | | Thu Aug 03 1995 12:37 | 20 |
|
RE .37 - (Rathole alert!)
> These numbers vary depend on the source, for example, the inflation
> rate (cost of living index) is higher if you use the numbers to which
> U.S. Senators and Congressman's benefits are pegged, lower if you use the
> numbers to which the old folks on Social Security's stipend is pegged.
> Generally speaking the above numbers are pretty much in the ball park.
Ken,
What index is used to compute the raises given to members of congress?
How much different was this than the adjustments to Social Security
last year?
Thank you,
Ed
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4004.40 | | PCBUOA::LPIERCE | Do the watermelon crawl | Thu Aug 03 1995 16:17 | 6 |
|
I have got stuck in every wage freeze there was. I have not had a
rise in 3 years. I am at the very very very bottom of my pay scale,
and I just moved into a new job in my same group (same job code) and
the person they are going to replace me with will make 5,000 - 7,000
more a year then me (for the same job) UGH!
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4004.41 | He who determines his own idex... | AKOCOA::KAMINSKY | | Thu Aug 03 1995 22:40 | 13 |
| RE: .39, to continue a rat hole
I am not exactly sure what the index is, but I remember reading an
article that talked about the differences in the indexing. Of course
our wonderful congressman set up an index specifically for their own
benefits which is suitably optimistic.
You would think that they would use the same indexing as either federal
employees or Social Security or some other "standard" indexing scheme.
Didn't surprise me a bit when I read about it.
Ken
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4004.42 | Clueless in N.Y. | WHOS01::BOWERS | Dave Bowers @WHO | Fri Aug 04 1995 09:30 | 4 |
| What's a raise? I seem to remember something with a name like that, but
it's been so long...
\dave
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4004.43 | | AXEL::FOLEY | Rebel without a Clue | Fri Aug 04 1995 11:50 | 6 |
| RE: .42
It's something that puts you in a higher tax bracket and you
make less money.. Or something like that. :) :)
mike
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4004.44 | Thanks -1, the light is now on... | LACV01::CORSON | Higher, and a bit more to the right | Fri Aug 04 1995 11:55 | 6 |
|
So that's it. A raise is *not* good for you;-) Now I understand why
Digital is not giving us any of these, it wouldn't be good for us to go
into higher tax brackets. Do I have this right?
the Greyhawk
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4004.45 | Sigh of Relief | WHOS01::BOWERS | Dave Bowers @WHO | Fri Aug 04 1995 12:05 | 3 |
| Geee, I'm GLAD I haven't had one of those lately :^)
\dave
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4004.46 | Raises weren't great.. | ANGLIN::OBLACK | | Tue Aug 08 1995 02:27 | 5 |
| ...but since we haven't made any money for five years (until now),
I'm suprised we didn't get pay decreases! (I don't count inflation
as a pay decrease, although some may.) Some people did rather
well, even during the worst times. Others received training, new
skills and diplomas; new careers, etc. Others didn't do well at all!
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4004.47 | Some of us have had effective pay decreases | BSS::BASCHAL | | Tue Aug 08 1995 13:01 | 10 |
| Actually, some of us have had pay decreases. While our salary didn't
go down, a couple of years ago many of us lost our car plan. While
I'll be the first to admit I don't need a company car (or even a plan-B
car), it was offered as part of my compensation when I was offered
employment. I realize that company policy says that a company car
cannot be part of compensation, it was still offered as such.
I know one person who actually took a slight pay decrease to come to
Digital, because the car plan gave him an effective raise. He lost his
car plan too.
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4004.48 | and i'm sure there are plenty more | DYPSS1::DYSERT | Barry - Custom Software Development | Tue Aug 08 1995 14:47 | 9 |
| Re: Note 4004.47 by BSS::BASCHAL
� I know one person who actually took a slight pay decrease to come to
� Digital, because the car plan gave him an effective raise. He lost his
� car plan too.
You now know two!
BD�
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4004.49 | | ICS::BEAN | Attila the Hun was a LIBERAL! | Tue Aug 08 1995 15:54 | 2 |
| and three
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4004.50 | | LEEL::LINDQUIST | Lies, damn lies and management | Tue Aug 08 1995 16:23 | 9 |
| �� <<< Note 4004.48 by DYPSS1::DYSERT "Barry - Custom Software Development" >>>
�� -< and i'm sure there are plenty more >-
�� You now know two!
Wow, four homophones used properly in a sentence.
You can't be a digital employee, you must be a spy from some
secret grammer planet.
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4004.51 | | XANADU::AMAC::CLARK | Lee Clark, 381-0422 | Tue Aug 08 1995 16:41 | 13 |
| > �� You now know two!
>
> Wow, four homophones used properly in a sentence.
I only see 3: now??
>
> You can't be a digital employee, you must be a spy from some
> secret grammer planet.
-------
And you must be a Digital employee (someone was going to write it, it might as
well be me :^).
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4004.52 | Car plan a bad memory four me. | NEWVAX::MZARUDZKI | I AXPed it, and it is thinking... | Wed Aug 09 1995 08:08 | 5 |
| <<< RE .LAST
You know for.
-Mike Z.
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4004.53 | Before you go, look carefully! | ICS::PIERMARINI | | Fri Aug 11 1995 15:44 | 55 |
| Please note: My name is Adriane Gilder. I am "temping" now. Because
this assignment is only 4-5 weeks, I will not be getting my own
account. Therefore, these comments are mine and NOT, REPEAT NOT THE
OWNER OF THIS ACCOUNT.
I gotta tell ya, folks. I was out there....and it's ugly out there.
I was TFSO'd in June of 1994 right smack dab in the middle of personal
criseseses...note the many plurals...my mother had died suddenly,
12/3/93, 9 days after her death my father had a stroke, 6 days later a
second, two months later a 3rd and died 4/29. But on March 15, I was
told that my job was coming to an end...but I did have several weeks in
which to try to find a job within the company....I wasn't able to. So,
TFSO I was and sent out to find something new....
Even with all the Drake Beam Morin deprogramming efforts, I never did
get this company out of my system. And GOD KNOWS I TRIED!!! I went to
several other corporations both interviewing and "temping" but never
could find a place for myself....I was miserable, and no matter how
much make up I put on, I couldn't hide my observations that "Digital is
in rough shape, but this place, my Gawd, who thunk up this ridiculous
M.O.!".
So after 13 months of flittering from Pillar-to-Lampost, I called TAD
Agency who handles Digital re-entries. They took me back in a VAX9000
microsecond. It took less than 24 hours for me to have an assignment.
Not just any old assignment but a really good assignment.
But please understand that there are some mindsets out there...Here are
a few....
"You worked for Digital...Well Digital has a reputation of highly paid
secretaries who really just sit and do calendar management. That's not
what we're about. Our secretaries REALLY WORK!".
"Hmmm, how much of a salary are you looking for? ...That much? Well,
we can't possibly meet it"
"Well, Digital has a unique atmosphere. This company just isn't like
that"
"Oh, you did all that? Why, then were you laid off?" After an
appropriately discreet answer I got back, "...Don't give me that Drake
Beam Morin **it! I want a straight answer!"
Over and over again, I got fed up. I'm back and happy to be here.
Even if I don't have my real badge, which, BTW, I'd sell my soul to get
back....I at least am able to get up in the morning and be happy to be
going to work.
Bottom line, look real good before you leap!
JMHO!
Adriane Gilder
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4004.54 | | MASS10::GERRY | Is that NEARLINE enough for you | Tue Aug 15 1995 14:10 | 9 |
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Oh and just to cheer us all up the cuurent holder of the management
gaffe of the year must be the UK HRO manager who is quoted in the UK
version of "Digital Today" as saying "there has been no pay freeze"!!!
Funny that i sure i heard BP say he was implementing a world-wide pay
freeze in a DVN last year and then taking off this freeze some months
later!
Gerald_who_also_hasnt_had_a_raise_for_three_years
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