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Conference 7.286::digital

Title:The Digital way of working
Moderator:QUARK::LIONELON
Created:Fri Feb 14 1986
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:5321
Total number of notes:139771

3785.0. "From the Saturday edition of VNS - OpenVMS for Intel" by --UnknownUser-- () Mon Apr 03 1995 12:26

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3785.2TLE::REAGANAll of this chaos makes perfect senseMon Apr 03 1995 13:484
    Well, I've already seen 3 or 4 other April Fool's notes.  Why get so
    upset with this one?
    
    				-John
3785.4Gone.KAOM25::WALLMon Apr 03 1995 16:204
    .0 deleted at the request of corp. network security.
    
    Rob Wall
    
3785.5The rumours of its demise are greatly exaggeratedDPDMAI::EYSTERIt ain't a car without fins...Mon Apr 03 1995 16:405
    ...a laugh-a-minute group well-known for their sense of humor. 
    Anyway...
    
    I heard that when Bill Gates was approached about the new VMS PC
    version, his comment was...
3785.6SighTLE::REAGANAll of this chaos makes perfect senseMon Apr 03 1995 16:427
    RE: .4
    
    You're kidding right?  Why in the hell would you delete that piece of
    humor when we're ripping apart the phone standard or talking about
    changing the name back to DEC or VMS for April Fool's day.
    
    				-John
3785.7NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Apr 03 1995 17:001
If Corporate Security demanded it be deleted, it must be true.
3785.8DPDMAI::EYSTERIt ain't a car without fins...Mon Apr 03 1995 17:262
    They couldn't print it if it weren't true, could they?  Wait, is that true? 
    Hold on, I think I've found a conundrum here... :^]
3785.9"Did you get the license plate of that truck"ANGLIN::BJAMESI feel the need, the need for SPEEDTue Apr 04 1995 16:148
    "We're from Corporate Network Security and we're here to help...."
    
    Yeah Yeah Yeah, Blah, Blah, Blah,...
    
    Guess they didn't want to have BP or Andy Groves from Intel have to go
    on the WWW and say, "Hey folks we were only kidding...."
    
    Mav
3785.10I've been hit by that truck....UHUH::TALCOTTWed Apr 05 1995 08:3921
It might not have been BP doing the "only kidding" stuff - 'Ol Trace has had to
do a little explaining to management once or twice over the years.

In the past, an April Fool's version of VNS' Computer News went over the net.
It: 1. Looked pretty darned authentic
    2. Had my name attached to it
    3. Had less than upbeat contents (though I forget the details)

Anyway, I started getting a several confused/angry phone calls from people who'd
received it. And if people think I did it, someone could complain to, say,
personnel or security that they found it distinctly unamusing, management gets
involved, etc. and things have the potential to turn into a bit of a mess.
I certainly don't mind a little April Fools humor (played a joke or two myself
this year) and I didn't find .0 particularly "threatening" for lack of a better
term, but I'm not upset at Security for asking it be removed. It's nice to see
VNS is enough of a fixture around here that people enjoy spoofing it on 4/1, but
I'd like to think people could find it just as amusing (and Security would find
it less of an issue) if the contents wasn't presented in a VNS "wrapper".

Trace_who_still_remembers_his_little_invite_to_visit_corporate_headquarters_over
_a_VNS_issue_many_years_ago
3785.11STAR::PARKETrue Engineers Combat ObfuscationWed Apr 05 1995 11:595
    I can remember a "security" memo a few years ago that twisted a few shorts
    also }9-)}
    
    Bill
    
3785.12RT128::KENAHDo we have any peanut butter?Wed Apr 05 1995 13:441
    Was that the one about bar code readers at lab doors?
3785.13STAR::PARKETrue Engineers Combat ObfuscationWed Apr 05 1995 17:143
    Yep, and no packages from the Grocery store.
    \the gnome