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3345.1 | TFSO means unemployment! | PCBUOA::SWANEY | Escape is never the safest path | Wed Aug 24 1994 11:13 | 11 |
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Transition Financial Support Option
BS
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3345.2 | Thanks for ... | EPS::MAGNI | in Merrimecca | Wed Aug 24 1994 11:15 | 6 |
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RE: .1
Thanks For Shoving Off
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3345.3 | well, it had to happen to you evenutally.. | KUZZY::PELKEY | Life, It aint for the sqeamish! | Wed Aug 24 1994 11:37 | 16 |
| Amazing ,,,
you're just asking what TFSO means, and we've been living it
for 3 years now....
Your badge DOES say DIGITAL right ?????
I understand there are some different laws regarding this accross the
pond, but this question, although quite honest in nature
does little for our (US based) morale...
In the long run though...
Good luck through the process,,, let's hope they can keep more of the
right people as you guys go through what we now know as a way of life!!
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3345.4 | | AXEL::FOLEY | Rebel without a Clue | Wed Aug 24 1994 11:49 | 7 |
|
DIR/TITLE=TFSO probably would have given you the Sagans and Sagans
of other "What does TFSO mean?" topics. (and the alternate
meanings)
mike
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3345.5 | | LARVAE::THAYER_S | Thomas spielt mit der Maus... | Wed Aug 24 1994 11:50 | 10 |
| Re .3
Actually... we 'across the pond' have also been living it for three
years now, thank you very much.
Just because someone doesn't appreciate the meaning of the acronym
doesn't imply unfamiliarity with the concept or process.
Susi
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3345.6 | And so say all of us, susi! 8-{ | SUBURB::POWELLM | Nostalgia isn't what it used to be! | Wed Aug 24 1994 12:39 | 1 |
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3345.7 | Hey, YOU ! | KETJE::SYBERTZ | Marc Sybertz@BRO - DTN 856-7572 | Wed Aug 24 1994 13:16 | 7 |
| Rep. 3
How many other langage than english do *you* speak ?
Rep. 5
Well said Susi ...
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3345.8 | | FILTON::ROBINSON_M | It's only a flesh wound! | Wed Aug 24 1994 13:31 | 32 |
| TFSO is not only an acronym, but a euphemism. The words within the
acronym are not meaningful. They are designed to obscure, mislead and
'soften the blow'.
This is something we have also suffered on this side of the pond.
English employment law has Redundancy as one of the methods by which an
employer can terminate an employment contract.
Redundancy has unpleasant emotional connotations, because it is an
unpleasant emotional experience. Hence Digital was amongst the first
to start using euphemisms to obscure the meaning. Firstly, people are
called resources, not people. Secondly, management started talking
about Downsizing. Once people figured out that this WAS Redundancy,
the term changed to Rightsizing, again attempting to hide the problem
and avoid the emotional impact.
TFSO is the logical conclusion of this process of hiding, refusing to
face unpleasantness.
It is Political Correctness at its worst.
Many if not all of the Management Communications inflicted upon us are
absolutely crawling with deliberately vague, misleading terms.
What on earth does 'leadership' and 'world-class' really mean? These
terms are used because they are so vague that they will be taken to
mean whatever the reader wants them to mean.
OK, temper tantrum over for the minute.
Martin
Campaign for precise use of Language!
|
3345.9 | | QUARK::LIONEL | Free advice is worth every cent | Wed Aug 24 1994 14:45 | 5 |
| TFSO is, really, just the acronym/euphemism for the "package" that accompanies
the layoff. However, we've come to use it as a verb for the layoff process
itself.
Steve
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3345.10 | GTFO | SWAM2::BARNETTE_NE | Noter Republic | Wed Aug 24 1994 14:46 | 1 |
|
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3345.11 | | TOKNOW::METCALFE | Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers | Wed Aug 24 1994 14:48 | 20 |
| .8
Hear! Hear!
I suppose there is a time and a place to use different phrases to soften
the blow ("passed away" not "died"), but there comes a time when people
just want to be told straight out. Unfortunately, it seems there are more
people who are interested in doing just the opposite so that the straight
message is obfuscated. It is a wonderous quality to be able to say so
much and mean so little.
Being "laid-off" isn't what it used to mean either, which was "when more
work is found to be done, you'll be called back." We ain't gonna be called
back (most of us).
TSFO means termination of the relationship between employer and employee
(with ever-decreasing humanitarian cushions, which I believe are thankfully
still larger than required by law, even if smaller than previous packages).
Mark
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3345.12 | | TOOK::MORRISON | Bob M. LKG1-3/A11 226-7570 | Wed Aug 24 1994 15:20 | 9 |
| > Being "laid-off" isn't what it used to mean either, which was "when more
> work is found to be done, you'll be called back." We ain't gonna be called
> back (most of us).
This is more or less what I was going to say. Digital doesn't formally call
these layoffs, as some other companies such as Raytheon used to, because
"layoff" implies a temporary condition. It's clear that Digital has no inten-
tion of ever rehiring most of its laid-off people, no matter how prosperous
it becomes. And if any are rehired, they will be starting at square one.
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3345.13 | Fired | BABAGI::CRESSEY | | Wed Aug 24 1994 16:17 | 19 |
| Re: 1.2
OTOH, being "fired" doesn't mean what it used to mean, either.
In the old days, being fired meant that you, specifically, as
an individual, were no longer wanted on that job. It was for
unsubordination, incompetence, or severe misconduct. The implication
was that the empty slot created was going to be immediately filled.
Today, people refer to someone as having been fired when they
are let go because their job disappeared, not because they weren't
a good employee. I like the English phrase "declared Redundant",
but othe replies in here suggest that that phrase is suffering the
same fate as most phrases that describe something painful: people
are dreaming up substitutes for the phrase as if that would actually
reduce the pain.
Dave
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3345.14 | | KLAP::porter | Temporary Sign | Wed Aug 24 1994 16:56 | 8 |
| > Today, people refer to someone as having been fired when they
> are let go because their job disappeared
Now there's another euphemism!
They don't "let" you go -- they damn well make sure you go !
:-)
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3345.15 | | BSS::C_BOUTCHER | | Wed Aug 24 1994 20:24 | 1 |
| now a days TFSO = SNAFU covers it for me.
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3345.16 | | TOOK::DELBALSO | I (spade) my (dog face) | Wed Aug 24 1994 23:47 | 13 |
| re: .12, Bob
> if any are rehired, they will be starting at square one.
Is this fact or conjecture? It's been 14 months or better (thank goodness)
since I've personally had to "present the package" to anyone, however I
was under the impression that anyone returning still did so under the
same circumstances as had been traditional (which really only means that
your retirement picks up where it left off - whatever vesting you had
does not need to be re-attained - vacation still goes back to 2 weeks
till your next five years ann., etc.)
-Jack
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3345.17 | Hurt me! hurt me some more! 8*} | PEKING::RICKETTSK | not so thunk as drinkle peep I am | Thu Aug 25 1994 05:33 | 11 |
| Re. .13 >>reduce the pain.
The last guy I saw 'made redundant' here wasn't suffering any pain.
With thirteen years in the company, he was glad to be going, with a
healthy payoff; 19 months salary I believe, the UK being on 1
month/year + 3months in lieu of notice, + 3 months. They tried to do
away with the latter three months, but found they couldn't, after being
sued; though it is not widely advertised as being available. Said he
thought he was getting out at the right time.
Ken
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3345.18 | Not an acronym | CHEFS::SURPLICEK | | Thu Aug 25 1994 07:10 | 4 |
| re: .5, .8, .9
TFSO is not an acronym. An acronym has to form a word, and can be
pronounced.
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3345.19 | Semantics,semantics and more semantics... | HLDE01::VUURBOOM_R | Roelof Vuurboom @ APD, DTN 829 4066 | Thu Aug 25 1994 08:13 | 11 |
|
> TFSO is not an acronym. An acronym has to form a word, and can be
> pronounced.
Interesting...
might I suggest that you revisit the semantics of respecitively
"acronym", "word" and "pronounce" and come back and report your
findings?
re roelof
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3345.20 | tiffso? | HERON::BLOMBERG | Trapped inside the universe | Thu Aug 25 1994 09:53 | 6 |
|
I think TFSO is quite pronouncable, just like our old friends
JFCL, JRST, ILDB and the rest .. :-)
/Ake
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3345.21 | | PLAYER::BROWNL | A-mazed on the info Highway! | Thu Aug 25 1994 10:26 | 5 |
| Actually, he's correct. TFSO is an abbreviation, as are IBM, HP, ATT,
DCU etc, and DEC is an acronym, as are "words" like SNAFU, NAAFI and
NASA.
Laurie.
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3345.22 | | BSS::RONEY | Charles Roney | Thu Aug 25 1994 11:00 | 6 |
| > Actually, he's correct. TFSO is an abbreviation, as are IBM, HP, ATT,
> DCU etc, and DEC is an acronym, as are "words" like SNAFU, NAAFI and
> NASA.
What does the SN stand for in SNAFU?
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3345.23 | Situation Normal | CSC32::M_POTTER | All she wants to do is dance... | Thu Aug 25 1994 11:02 | 2 |
| SN = Situation Normal....
|
3345.24 | | NOVA::FISHER | Tay-unned, rey-usted, rey-ady | Thu Aug 25 1994 11:03 | 7 |
| Situation Normal, All Fouled Up
A number of variants exist, the above was in my Webster's Dictionary.
Origins were claimed to be US Army, WWII.
ed
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3345.25 | acronym | LGP30::FLEISCHER | without vision the people perish (DTN 297-5780, MRO3-3/L16) | Thu Aug 25 1994 11:10 | 22 |
| re Note 3345.21 by PLAYER::BROWNL:
> Actually, he's correct. TFSO is an abbreviation, as are IBM, HP, ATT,
> DCU etc, and DEC is an acronym, as are "words" like SNAFU, NAAFI and
> NASA.
It's really not that simple. Obviously "NASA" is as much an
abbreviation as "TFSO", but it's more easily pronounced.
"US", as for the "United States", clearly *is* pronounceable,
but is never pronounced as a word.
According to the Random House unabridged dictionary, the
definition of "acronym" says nothing about pronounceability.
It's definition of "acronym" fits any word formed from a
sequence of initial letters -- *all* of your above examples
are acronyms by this definition.
(Or are you assuming that a "word" must be easily
pronounced? "T-F-S-O" is, in fact, a pronunciation.)
Bob
(who would rather be discussing the DCU election)
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3345.26 | | LEDDEV::CHAKMAKJIAN | Shadow Nakahar of Erebouni | Thu Aug 25 1994 11:17 | 26 |
|
OGCRD + CACRMC
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<<< HUMANE::DISK$CONFERENCES:[NOTES$LIBRARY]DIGITAL.NOTE;1 >>>
-< The Digital way of working >-
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Note 2238.42 DEC 7th TFSO Delay? 42 of 55
UECKER::CHAKMAKJIAN "Shadow Nakahar of Erebouni" 14 lines 10-DEC-1992 10:41
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After WWI it was called Shell Shock
After WWII it was Battle Fatigue
After the Korean War Combat Stress Disorder
After Vietnam it was Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome
The first Round was called Separation and Restructuring
The second round was called Transition and Redefining Business Goals
The third round was called Early Retirement and Strategic Planning
This time it is being called Headcount Reduction and Focus on Core Competencies
Next time it will be called On-going Cyclical Resource Deallocation and
Cohesive Application of Competitive Responses
with Metaphysical Certitude
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3345.27 | acronym (seconded) | DYPSS1::DYSERT | Barry - Custom Software Development | Thu Aug 25 1994 12:03 | 12 |
| I agree with Bob (.25). TFSO *is* an acronym. Here are the relevant
definitions per Random House:
acronym - a word formed from the initial letters of words in a phrase
word - one or a sequence of speech sounds having meaning and making
up an independent linguistic unit
I suggest that further debate (on the off chance that my note doesn't
definitively settle the issue ;-) be taken to either JOYOFLEX or
GRAMMAR.
BD�
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3345.28 | There's more to the definition... | ELMAGO::AWILLETO | R U Green? | Thu Aug 25 1994 12:43 | 23 |
| RE: .42 UECKER::CHAKMAKJIAN
I wanted to make note of this "soft" language and use the US
government's example, as you've done so well. I was reminded
of this when I was at a friend's place recently and he was
watching a tape of George Carlin, he's a riot! Per his line of
reasoning I should consider myself, "employmentally challenged".
RE:3345.27 DYPSS1::DYSERT
Per your own resource, Random House Webster's,:
� acronym - a word formed from the initial letters of words in a phrase,
the definition continues...
"as Wac from Women's Army Corps, or loran from long-range navigation...."
^^^ ^ ^ ^ ^^^^^ ^^ ^^ ^
WAC and LORAN are words which have understandable speach sounds, but TFSO is
not understandable, at least not in terms of what is commonly understood as a word.
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3345.29 | the "fortunate" ones think of it like this | CSC32::S_LEDOUX | Want some cheese with that whine ? | Thu Aug 25 1994 16:46 | 1 |
| TFSO = Try For Success Outside
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3345.30 | CAn you pronounce "cwm"? | PASTIS::MONAHAN | humanity is a trojan horse | Fri Aug 26 1994 05:10 | 12 |
| re: .28
>WAC and LORAN are words which have understandable speach sounds, but TFSO is
>not understandable, at least not in terms of what is commonly understood as a word.
You are being rather insular in an international company. A Welsh
person has no problem pronouncing "ll" as in "Llanelly", or in your own
name, and a Finnish person has no problem in pronouncing the "kk"
sound. On the other hand a word ending in a final "ac" like "WAC" is
fairly uncommon in the English language. All examples I can think of at
the moment have an "iac" ending (like insomniac) and the missing "i"
could well confuse even a native English speaker when trying to
pronounce it.
|
3345.31 | | PLAYER::BROWNL | A-mazed on the info Highway! | Fri Aug 26 1994 06:49 | 32 |
| RE: .25 and .26
"US" (you-ess) isn't an acronym, it's an abbreviation unless you
habitually pronounce it "us", as in "That ball belongs to us". In the
same way DEC (deck) *is* an acronym and IBM (eye-bee-emm) is an
abbreviation unless you habitually pronounce it "Ibbumm", which I
doubt. TFSO, unless "tuhfussoh" is a recognisable word sound in English
(which is isn't, it's far too awkward) is an abbreviation.
Abbreviation: n; a letter, or a few letters used *for* a word or words,
as in Lat. for Latin, or A.D. for Anno Domini.
Acronym: n; a *word* made up from the first letters of the name of
something, especially an organisation (such as NATO from
North Atlantic Tresty Organisation).
Word: n; a vocal sound or a combination of articulate and
vocal sounds, uttered by the human voice, and accepted as
expressing an idea or ideas; THE LETTER OR COMBINATION OF
LETTERS WHICH REPRESENT SUCH A SOUND.
I submit therefore, that "tuhfussoh" is not recognisable as an English
word and therefore TFSO is not an acronym, but an abbreviation. To back
that assertion up, I'll bet that the vast majority of people who use
the letter combination TFSO, pronounce it "tee-eff-ess-oh", *not*
"tuhfussoh".
Oh and Dave, nice rathole (but not as good as this one), but I think
that for the purposes of this discussion we can restrict ourselves to
English or American and the associated pronunciations!
Cheers, Laurie.
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3345.32 | | LGP30::FLEISCHER | without vision the people perish (DTN 297-5780, MRO3-3/L16) | Fri Aug 26 1994 08:28 | 16 |
| re Note 3345.31 by PLAYER::BROWNL:
> ... I'll bet that the vast majority of people who use
> the letter combination TFSO, pronounce it "tee-eff-ess-oh", *not*
^^^^^^^^^
> "tuhfussoh".
Since, by your own admission, it is pronounced, then by even
your logic it is an acronym!
Bob
(Another common, but not universal, characteristic of an
abbreviation, but never an acronym, is that it is written
with a period or periods, e.g., "Dr." or "U.S." or
"S.E.A.L.")
|
3345.33 | How do you say P-E-D-A-N-T ? | CHEFS::BUXTONR | | Fri Aug 26 1994 09:41 | 1 |
| Bucko...
|
3345.34 | Ack, Ack (cough) | BABAGI::CRESSEY | | Fri Aug 26 1994 10:19 | 4 |
| PEDANT: Person Eroding Digital Assets (on) Notesfile Trivia.
Dave
|
3345.35 | | PTOS01::W3ANX::ANESTIS | W3ANX - APOLLO, PA. -FN00 | Fri Aug 26 1994 16:03 | 1 |
| TFSO: The Flying Saucer Option!
|
3345.36 | Enough NONSENSE already! | SX4GTO::WANNOOR | | Sat Aug 27 1994 19:15 | 7 |
| I don't believe the intent of the basenoter was to end with a thesis
written whether TFSO is an acronym or whatever!
Typical irrelevant rathole!!!
How about revisiting the essence of this discussion?
|
3345.37 | For some, TFSO is a new beginning... | GJOVAX::VTX | | Wed Sep 07 1994 17:26 | 5 |
| For some of us who have received the 'package', TFSO means an
opportunity to get out of a non-productive, inevitable environment and
start fresh. Life on the other side of the TFSO is pretty good, and
quite a bit less stressful. After 10 years at Digital, I bid a fond
farewell!
|
3345.38 | | NOVA::CAMERON | | Thu Sep 08 1994 16:27 | 4 |
|
The Final Software Organization....
(not original, forgot where I heard it)
|
3345.39 | | TOOK::MORRISON | Bob M. LKG1-3/A11 226-7570 | Thu Sep 08 1994 18:41 | 5 |
| Re snafu: There actually are three of these; the other two are:
tarfu = things are really fouled up (I very rarely see this)
fubar = fouled up beyond all recognition (sometimes spelled "foobar" and often
used as a placeholder for node names etc. in manuals)
|
3345.40 | Triviata | TOKNOW::METCALFE | Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers | Fri Sep 09 1994 12:14 | 6 |
| >fubar = fouled up beyond all recognition (sometimes spelled "foobar" and often
> used as a placeholder for node names etc. in manuals)
Not in my manuals. My editor flagged it as being possibly offensive
because the acronym is sometimes expanded with a different word
than "fouled." Foobar is on the wane in corporate amerika.
|
3345.41 | | WLDBIL::KILGORE | DCU 3Gs -- fired but not forgotten | Fri Sep 09 1994 13:03 | 5 |
|
.40> Foobar is on the wane in corporate amerika.
Blame it on fascist, humor-impaired editors.
|
3345.42 | | ODIXIE::LUBER | I have a Bobby Cox dart board | Fri Sep 09 1994 13:18 | 1 |
| Actually, you cleaned the expression up a bit for our delicate ears.
|
3345.43 | | HLFS00::CHARLES | chasing running applications | Fri Sep 09 1994 16:42 | 6 |
| re.40
Does this mean we can't use RTFM anymore as well??
What's this company coming to?!?!
08-)
Charles Mallo
|
3345.44 | ;-) | DECWET::FARLEE | Insufficient Virtual um...er.... | Fri Sep 09 1994 19:02 | 5 |
|
> Does this mean we can't use RTFM anymore as well??
What's wrong with "Read That FINE Manual"???
|
3345.45 | Educate the ignorant. | PFSVAX::MCELWEE | Opponent of Oppression | Sat Sep 10 1994 00:44 | 7 |
| I thought it meant Read The Functions Manual ;-).
Properly phrased, the inferred RTFM meaning should be appended to
include "RTFM, sir!...in order to avoid offensive confusion!
Phil_who_is_not_always_tactful.
|
3345.46 | How do you spell that? | DEMON::PILGRM::BAHN | Curiouser and Curiouser ... | Sat Sep 10 1994 12:23 | 7 |
|
I've always liked RYFM ... where the Y is YOUR. It's a
little closer to being something that english speaking
people can pronounce.
Terry
|
3345.47 | | RTFM1::OSTMAN | The NICE Doctor :-) | Sat Sep 10 1994 15:47 | 5 |
|
Well I can't see why RTFM should be a problem. No one complained
so far... ;-)
/Kjell
|
3345.48 | Some people have vivid imaginations | WELSWS::HILLN | It's OK, it'll be dark by nightfall | Mon Sep 12 1994 05:32 | 2 |
| I don't see a problem with using RTFM, especially when dealing with
Fortran
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3345.49 | FUBAR explained | PASTIS::MONAHAN | humanity is a trojan horse | Mon Sep 12 1994 06:01 | 14 |
| As a minor sideline, FUBAR is the Failed UniBus Address Register
which can be found on any VAX 11/780.
If the VAX tried to access an address via its UniBus adapter then
there was a possiblity that there would be a timeout on the UniBus,
either because of a hardware fault or because the address was not
present in that configuration.
The VAX would not be waiting for this timeout - it would be
continuing with other instructions. As a result, when the UniBus
eventually timed out the request, it had to generate in interrupt. For
the convenience of the interrupt service routine whose main job was
error logging, it would save the address of the failed access in the
FUBAR so that it could easily be logged in the error log.
|
3345.50 | Or have we mislaid JOYOFLEX??? | WELSWS::HILLN | It's OK, it'll be dark by nightfall | Mon Sep 12 1994 06:45 | 4 |
| >...FUBAR ... which can be found on any VAX 11/780.
Surely you meant to say that "FUBAR can be found on every VAX 11/780"?
^^^^^
|
3345.51 | | GLDOA::SHOOK | standby - the wild night is calling | Mon Sep 12 1994 11:11 | 6 |
|
It has been a while, but my recollection is that the FUBAR was
appropriately named because it often pointed to a red herring due
to latching limitations.
bill
|
3345.52 | RFU | SPECXN::WITHERS | Bob Withers | Tue Sep 13 1994 18:21 | 7 |
| How about from my KL10 Maintenance Guide Volume II:
Name Type Description
-------------------------------
DX2RFU [CHK] PHYX2 - ERROR RECOVERY CONFUSED
in the TOPS-20 error information section
|
3345.53 | | TAMRC::LAURENT | Hal Laurent @ COP | Tue Sep 13 1994 20:55 | 15 |
| re: .52
>How about from my KL10 Maintenance Guide Volume II:
>
>Name Type Description
>-------------------------------
>DX2RFU [CHK] PHYX2 - ERROR RECOVERY CONFUSED
My all-time favorite error message still has to be one of the ones from an
ancient Digital Research Pascal compiler:
Compiler too confused to continue
Would that more error messages were that honest. :-)
|
3345.54 | Another favorite from the days of yore... | WLW::KIER | My grandchildren are the NRA! | Tue Sep 13 1994 23:40 | 12 |
| Re: .52, .53
My favorite comes from the period after they replaced the
switches/lights panel for the RDC panel on my customer's PDP 11/70
IAS system while we we're fighting a random hang state. The
system manager got so furious he kicked the CPU right in the new
RDC panel - the LA36 console sputtered with the familiar sound of
a system crash - we looked at the printout...
Kernel APRs Clobbered
Mike
|
3345.55 | | WEORG::SCHUTZMAN | Bonnie Randall Schutzman | Wed Sep 14 1994 09:42 | 7 |
| My favorite was from one of the TDMS field tests:
-F-TDMS-NFW, operation not allowed.
I think that one got changed before the product shipped, though.
--bonnie
|
3345.56 | Would you want your phone number here? | JRFVAX::HODGES | | Wed Sep 14 1994 09:43 | 3 |
| Some of the PDP-8s used to print a person's name and phone number.
Error; contact Joe Blow @999-999-9999.
|
3345.57 | | KLAP::porter | this never happened to Pablo Picasso | Wed Sep 14 1994 09:46 | 5 |
|
RSX-11M's directive error -69. was
IE.NFW, path lost to partner
|
3345.58 | Favorite Error Message | BABAGI::CRESSEY | | Wed Sep 14 1994 09:56 | 6 |
| This one was from SOUP (SOftware UPdate), a TOPS-10 based code management
system from about 1969. The message:
La banda esta borracha.
Dave
|
3345.59 | | KNOUT::WARNER | It's only work if they make you do it | Wed Sep 14 1994 10:12 | 3 |
| One that may not exist, but should:
Stop doing that!
|
3345.60 | | TAMRC::LAURENT | Hal Laurent @ COP | Wed Sep 14 1994 10:14 | 9 |
| Back in the 70's the RT-11 HELP command had a special response hardcoded such
that if you typed:
HELP ME
the response was something like:
There is no help for you
|
3345.61 | AOS/VS anyone? | BROKE::GEEWIZ::BOURQUARD | Deb | Wed Sep 14 1994 10:51 | 7 |
| At the operating system command line:
XYZZY
response:
Nothing happens.
|
3345.62 | SOS editor | WMOIS::SWEENEY | Michael Sweeney @WMO | Wed Sep 14 1994 11:07 | 3 |
| The SOS editor had a command MAKE which you used to create a new
file. If you entered MAKE LOVE it would respond with "Not War?".
It would then proceed to create the file called LOVE.
|
3345.63 | | ROWLET::AINSLEY | Less than 150 kts. is TOO slow! | Wed Sep 14 1994 11:21 | 5 |
| re: .62
TECO did that long before SOS.
Bob
|
3345.64 | some others ... | BASLG1::WOOD | | Wed Sep 14 1994 11:24 | 21 |
| A friend working on some ICL kit saw an error message number that he
didn't recognise (the meaning not the actual number obviously!) so he
looked it up in the manual - The message the machine was trying to
convey to him was "Ho hum, Nothing to do". I liked that ...
Another, perhaps apocryphal, story involved some programmer writing a
program (as they are won't to do, on occasions) and coming across an
error condition. On asking his manager, who we shall call Mr X, about
what to do he was told that as it was never going to happen he could
ignore it. The programmer insisted he should check it and a minor
argument ensued, whereby the manager bet the programmer a pint that it
would never happen ...
Imagine the quizzical looks the error message must have produced on the
faces of the users who were greeted with
"Mr X. owes me a pint"
...
|
3345.65 | Oops! | WMOIS::SWEENEY | Michael Sweeney @WMO | Wed Sep 14 1994 11:29 | 3 |
| RE: .63
Actually, I couldn't remember if it was TECO or SOS, so I picked SOS.
|
3345.66 | | SMURF::STRANGE | Steve Strange - DEC OSF/1 DCE/DFS | Wed Sep 14 1994 12:18 | 8 |
| re: .62
Even the not-special-cased error from unix make is somewhat amuzing:
strange@squeeze> make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
Steve
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3345.67 | since we're down a rathole anyway... | DYPSS1::DYSERT | Barry - Custom Software Development | Wed Sep 14 1994 13:47 | 9 |
| More TECO -
$ MAKE
?How can I MAKE nothing?
$ TECO/INSPECT/NOMEM
?How can I inspect nothing?
BD�
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3345.68 | | KLAP::porter | this never happened to Pablo Picasso | Wed Sep 14 1994 14:24 | 5 |
| And back to the base note...
*tfso$$
?SRH Search failure "o"
*
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3345.69 | TECO knows DEC... | SPECXN::LEITZ | butch leitz | Thu Sep 15 1994 13:39 | 6 |
|
*employee$$
?IEC Illegal E character
*
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3345.70 | jeez, this almost makes sense...! | SPECXN::LEITZ | butch leitz | Thu Sep 15 1994 13:40 | 7 |
|
*manager$$
?NFO No file for output
*
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3345.71 | the operation was a success but the patient died | WRKSYS::SCHUMANN | UHF computers | Wed Sep 21 1994 22:47 | 4 |
| ...the last in a string of error messages...
...
%CC-F-SUCCESS Normal successful completion
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3345.74 | ditto | MSBCS::MSD623::Glickler | Sheldon (Shelly) 293-5026 | Thu Sep 22 1994 16:01 | 5 |
| ditto. If its something that you must "apologize for" witht he original
message then its a good bet that the message should never have been sent
in the first place.
Shelly
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3345.75 | I think America is INNOCENT till proven guilty, isn't it? | DPDMAI::EYSTER | Seems Ah'm dancin' with cactus... | Fri Sep 23 1994 12:52 | 42 |
| >ditto. If its something that you must "apologize for" witht he original
>message then its a good bet that the message should never have been sent
>in the first place.
"Y'all must be guilty, or they wouldn'ta charged y'all, now would they,
Mr. King? We don't much like your type 'round here..."
No, it's more like this...someone got offended (there's ALWAYS 1 person
out of the 85k at Digital that will be offended by any given note).
They communicate they're offended to the noter and, the noter being a
general good Joe, apologizes for inadvertantly offending them and deletes
the note, no fuss.
It's just good human relations. You're offended by something I said,
EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T MEAN TO, I'll apologize because I never meant to
offend you and am truly sorry you were pained by whatever I said EVEN
IF I STILL DON'T BELIEVE IT WAS OFFENSIVE AND IT WASN'T INTENDED!
I got a long note passed from one of my favorite mods (:^]) that was
sent by another Digit. They complained severely about a subject title
in a note offending their ethnicity. The subject title was supposed to
be a simple word twist. They never specified exactly WHAT about it
offended them ( I had to guess for 5 minutes and if it's what I THINK
they were thinking they need to wash out their mind with soap).
Regardless, I changed the title (ignored the mod's long-winded
tsk-tsk), and sent a nice note to the offendee stating I didn't mean to
offend, had complied with their requests, was sorry, etc. Never heard
a thing back.
Personally, I tend to think most of my fellow Digits are nice people,
pretty unbiased, and aren't out to get me. Thus, I don't read every
entry/subject with the firm belief the noter's a prejuidiced,
obnoxious, sadistic a**hole out to hurt my feelings. Must be a fairly
miserable way to go through each day.
Tex
(Who is NOT a Klan member, John Bircher, White Supremacist, Male
Chauvinist Pig, English-Firster, Anti-Gay, Staunch Political Anything,
Hunter, Fur Wearer, Moonie, Geraldo-Watcher or anything else
anyone out there would probably much disapprove of. :^])
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3345.76 | Apology NOT accepted | TAVIS::BARUCH | in the land of milk and honey | Sat Sep 24 1994 09:53 | 13 |
| Re 3345.72
> With apologies to my fellow Israelis.
This Israeli does not accept the tongue-in-cheek apology! If you really are an
Israeli and/or Jew, you should know better than to make insensitive comments
based on this most sensitive of subjects.
I suggest that you at least withdraw the note.
Shalom
Baruch
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3345.77 | Callach ? | SCAPAS::GUINEO::MOORE | I'll have the rat-on-a-stick | Sat Sep 24 1994 13:30 | 9 |
|
> .76
RE: .72 - I withdrew the comment on the same day it wss posted. You
must be saving them for later reading. I apologize. It was
aimed at DEC in general.
Sh'ma Yisrael, Adonai elohenu, Adonai echad,
Baruch H'shem kevot malchuto le olam vaed.
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3345.78 | Calm again & smiling..... | TAVIS::BARUCH | in the land of milk and honey | Sun Sep 25 1994 04:31 | 11 |
| Re .77 Amen. Received and understood.
Yes, I use RNU and skim the note headings for those I may want to read,
and on a rare occasion may answer. Your .72 heading caught my
attention, and wrath. It is not the first time that I have read a note
some time after it was deleted.
Oh well, back to work!
Shalom v hag sameuch
Baruch
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3345.79 | (;^) | TNPUBS::PAINTER | Planet Crayon | Fri Sep 30 1994 14:57 | 5 |
|
I always rather wished that the VAXnotes people would have put in
something clever for a response to the command:
OPEN SESAME
|
3345.80 | | RANGER::CLARK | | Fri Sep 30 1994 17:02 | 11 |
| re .79:
The developers obviously felt they weren't clever enough to come up with the
"ultimate" response. What they did do, however, was to allow each system manager
to customize a response to that command which could be reasonably guaranteed to
please or annoy (depending on the SM's attitude) a reasonably high percentage of
the Notes users on the local system (after all, who knows the local users better
- the system manager or the Notes developers?).
All that's required is to create a conference in NOTES$LIBRARY and call it
SESAME. Add a clever conference announcement and off you go. :^)
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3345.81 | Pretty obvious | ZENDIA::FLEMMING | | Wed Oct 12 1994 07:18 | 5 |
| I guess my favorite response in this area was from a program which was
really developed as a quick and dirty data conversion utility which
replied to the "help" command:
"Commands do pretty much what you'd expect."
|
3345.82 | Policy on TFSO to rtn to Digital ??? | GLDOA::JAQUAY | | Thu Jan 12 1995 11:37 | 8 |
| I'm not quite sure where best to ask this question and I don't remember
seeing and specifics on this before so I jumped into this TFSO note...
Does anyone know the time requirements for a TFSO'd employee to stay
out of the company before attempting to return and apply for a
(newspaper advertised) opening. My friend does not recall nor can he
find anything that he signed that covered this.
Floyd
|
3345.83 | | TNPUBS::F_SULLIVAN | | Thu Jan 12 1995 11:52 | 3 |
| My quess is the length of the TFSO package he/she got. I seem to
remember some of my TFSOed friends saying this.
|
3345.84 | the circle of life | DYPSS1::DYSERT | Barry - Custom Software Development | Thu Jan 12 1995 11:54 | 4 |
| ... but you could doubtless return immediately as a contractor. Then
when your TFSO package expires hire on again. (Such efficiency :-{)
BD�
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3345.85 | It was a year... | KOOLIT::FARINA | | Thu Jan 12 1995 12:04 | 24 |
| Well, things change, but when I was a supervisor and went through TFSO
with several people, I had to sign the "standard" exit interview
paperwork on whether you would rehire this employee. Then ('92) the
rule was that you could not be rehired for 1 year from termination
date. That meant, back then, 9 weeks (for the first round I went
through) and 1 year from your TFSO date. We later wanted to hire
someone back as a contractor, but had to wait a year (it probably
depends on the manager's clout combined with the VP's clout combined
with the technical abilities - engineers come back as contractors
faster, it seems). I have no idea if that's still what's happening.
It doesn't sound like it, in some cases. But if it is, the last
package I knew of was x weeks continuous pay, so it would be x weeks
plus one year.
Good luck to your friend! Oh, by the way, it was up to the
supervisor/manager to see that copies of that paperwork went to the
employee, and because of all the stress, a lot of people might not have
thought of it. All I could think was that I'd want copies of every
single thing I had to sign if I were being TFSOd, so I tried to make
copies of everything for the people I had to "lay off." I don't
remember if I always succeeded, though.
Susan
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3345.86 | It was 6 months for some | LOCH::SOJDA | | Thu Jan 12 1995 13:04 | 10 |
| Quoting from the TFSO letter that I got in December of 1992...
Employee agrees that Employee will not be eligible for
re-employment for a period ending on the last day of the
Period represented by the lump sum or the six month
anniversary of the Termination Date, whichever comes later.
I also know of at least one person who left the company during this
round who came back as a contractor before the 6 months were up. I do
not know what kind of difficulty there was to make this happen.
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3345.87 | Its all relative | KOALA::HAMNQVIST | Reorg city | Thu Jan 12 1995 14:14 | 8 |
| Perhaps there is a difference if you come back as an independent
contractor versus coming via one of the agencies. In the latter,
depending on how things are arranged, you may actually be employed
by the agency, not by Digital, and just located on DEC property.
Isn't that what we are doing with all our tech writers?
>Per
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3345.88 | Tech writer for hire. ;-) | TOKNOW::METCALFE | Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers | Thu Jan 12 1995 15:43 | 8 |
| .86> quoting from Digital paperwork
>"six month anniversary"
I know of only 12-month anniversaries, since the "Ann" of anniversary means
"year." Any latin students know of the latin term for month?
(sorry folks)
|
3345.89 | | NEMAIL::FISHER | | Thu Jan 12 1995 15:51 | 5 |
| The current TFSO paperwork as of 9 Jan 95 says 6 months, but I also
know of someone who was hired back much sooner. So as someone said
its who you know.
Saul
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3345.90 | ... Luniversary? ... | ANGST::BECK | Paul Beck | Thu Jan 12 1995 15:52 | 1 |
| (Sounds like a college in Minnesota.)
|
3345.91 | | TINCUP::KOLBE | Wicked Wench of the Web | Thu Jan 12 1995 18:02 | 10 |
| I suspect it's more a case of how stupidly the layoffs
were done. I'm seeing a lot of formerly TFSO'd phone
support people back as contracters. Seems they laid off
way too many support folk and when they went to contract
agencies to hire the only availbe people with the right
skills were the Deccies that had been laid off. liesl
p.s. The rumor I've heard is that Paget's leave taking
is somehow associated with the mishandled layoffs. maybe
he was the whipping boy.
|
3345.92 | Latin I | LOCH::SOJDA | | Thu Jan 12 1995 22:03 | 9 |
| RE: .88
Let's see, this goes back to 10th grade but if I still remember
correctly...
Month = Mens
Larry
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3345.93 | | TOKNOW::METCALFE | Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers | Fri Jan 13 1995 08:40 | 8 |
| > Month = Mens
Makes more sense than luna(r) [moon], though that was good for another
pun (lunatic). Sorry for the rathole. Well, no I'm not. I'll rathole
this again in a month on the Mensiversary of this note. (Say, isn't that
sexist? Never understood some words: womenapause and hisnias, for example.)
*<|%^D
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3345.94 | and I thot I'd never find a use for having to learn this stuff | HELIX::SKALTSIS | Deb | Fri Jan 13 1995 13:00 | 4 |
| actually, I think that "mens" is greek for moon, whereas "menses" is
latin for month (luna is latin for moon).
Deb
|
3345.95 | | PERFOM::WIBECAN | Going on an Alphaquest | Fri Jan 13 1995 16:03 | 4 |
| The MIT motto is "mens et manus" (I may have that misspelled), meaning "minds
and hands," nothing to do with the moon (unless MIT folk are lunatics). :-)
Brian
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3345.96 | Mens sana in corpore sano? | BHAJEE::JAERVINEN | Ora, the Old Rural Amateur | Mon Jan 16 1995 03:46 | 1 |
|
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3345.97 | same sounding word in two different languages | HELIX::SKALTSIS | Deb | Mon Jan 16 1995 05:31 | 6 |
| RE: .95
"Mens et manus" is Latin; "mens" does mean mind in Latin, but
"mens"(spelt with greek characters, of course) means moon is Greek!
Deb
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3345.98 | What is latin for "rathole?" | PERFOM::WIBECAN | Going on an Alphaquest | Mon Jan 16 1995 09:11 | 19 |
| .97> RE: .95
.97>
.97> "Mens et manus" is Latin; "mens" does mean mind in Latin, but
.97> "mens"(spelt with greek characters, of course) means moon is Greek!
Yes, but from .88:
.88> I know of only 12-month anniversaries, since the "Ann" of anniversary means
.88> "year." Any latin students know of the latin term for month?
So, the original question was seeking the Latin term. I was merely providing
evidence that, even if "mens" means "month" in Greek, "mens" is not the
requested Latin term for month.
(Of course, in English, "mens" is a malformed (missing apostrophe) possesive
version of the plural for "man," or a re-pluraled plural of "man," but nobody
asked about English.) :-)
Brian
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3345.99 | | NITMOI::BROWN | | Mon Jan 16 1995 09:51 | 9 |
|
Hi,
Has the notification policy changed for what the co. requires
for notification for an employee that is moving on?
I heard that it is now 2 weekd notice for all empoyees..
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3345.100 | | CSOA1::LENNIG | Dave (N8JCX), MIG, @CYO | Mon Jan 16 1995 13:31 | 19 |
| VTX ORANGEBOOK
1 New/Revised Policies
1 Summary of Changes
reveals...
6.01 Termination - Replaces pages 3 and 4. Proper Notice is no
longer Required by Terminating Employees. Proper Notice is
Requested when an employee terminates. This change brings
this policy in line with 2.01 Employment, as it relates to
"Terms of Employment".
Policy 2.01, under "Term of Employment" now says
TERM OF EMPLOYMENT
| Either the employee or the company may terminate the employment
| relationship at any time, with or without cause and with or without
| notice.
|
3345.101 | | KLAP::porter | who the hell was in my room? | Mon Jan 16 1995 13:40 | 8 |
| Jeez - do I correctly interpret that as meaning that
they can just say "your job just ended" and your salary
stops at that instant?
If so.. ah, it's good to see a return to solid
Victorian values!
|
3345.102 | | NITMOI::BROWN | | Mon Jan 16 1995 14:57 | 23 |
|
Thank you,
It looks like the polite (used to be responsible) way of letting
your manager know that you are looking, have a good prospect
or whatever, just may get you terminated before you expect ...
It looks like whoever is left to take over the responsibilties
should not expect any warning that they are going to get alot
of added work. No transitional period of training either.
Well, since this is the way that DEC wants it it's
not the departing person's responsibiltiy..
Wow! Things just got a WHOLE lot more serious...
Thanks again,
Dave
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3345.103 | | HELIX::SKALTSIS | Deb | Tue Jan 17 1995 18:09 | 19 |
| .98
>Yes, but from .88:
>
>.88> I know of only 12-month anniversaries, since the "Ann" of anniversary means
>88> "year." Any latin students know of the latin term for month?
>
>So, the original question was seeking the Latin term. I was merely providing
>evidence that, even if "mens" means "month" in Greek, "mens" is not the
>requested Latin term for month.
At the risk of digging this rathole any deeper, I answered the origonal
question in .95; the latin word is "menses".
If you go back and read .95 (or better yet, the string from .88 to .95)
I think that you will find that the origonal question was answered and
the additional stuff was not out-of-context.
Deb
|
3345.104 | And now a word from our rathole... | PHDVAX::LUSK | Ron Lusk--[org-name of the week here] | Tue Jan 17 1995 19:33 | 8 |
| re: .103
The nominative singular (dictionary) form is "mensis", plural is
"menses". Mensiversary might be the term sought, although my wife and I
celebrated our "moon-iversary" every month (or so) for the first few
years we were married.
[We now return you to the terror of contemporary employment...]
|
3345.105 | Pendulums swing, though. | TOKNOW::METCALFE | Eschew Obfuscatory Monikers | Wed Jan 18 1995 12:20 | 3 |
| > [We now return you to the terror of contemporary employment...]
How succinct!
|