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Conference 7.286::digital

Title:The Digital way of working
Moderator:QUARK::LIONELON
Created:Fri Feb 14 1986
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:5321
Total number of notes:139771

3292.0. "And Now...David Letterman's Digital Top Ten" by HLDE01::VUURBOOM_R (Roelof Vuurboom @ APD, DTN 829 4066) Tue Aug 02 1994 12:36

    
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3292.1#10HLDE01::VUURBOOM_RRoelof Vuurboom @ APD, DTN 829 4066Tue Aug 02 1994 12:362
    They changed the name to 7 letters just to get lucky.
    
3292.2#9HLDE01::VUURBOOM_RRoelof Vuurboom @ APD, DTN 829 4066Tue Aug 02 1994 12:372
    They went from #2 to #3 just so that they can get to
    try even harder.
3292.3#8HLDE01::VUURBOOM_RRoelof Vuurboom @ APD, DTN 829 4066Tue Aug 02 1994 12:382
    Isn't all this Alpha stuff just Greek to you?
    
3292.4#7HLDE01::VUURBOOM_RRoelof Vuurboom @ APD, DTN 829 4066Tue Aug 02 1994 12:402
    My daddy's balance sheet is stronger than your daddy's
    balance sheet.
3292.5#6HLDE01::VUURBOOM_RRoelof Vuurboom @ APD, DTN 829 4066Tue Aug 02 1994 12:421
    Do two wrongsizings make a rightsizing?
3292.6#5HLDE01::VUURBOOM_RRoelof Vuurboom @ APD, DTN 829 4066Tue Aug 02 1994 12:452
    We've got strategy, focus, 10 million square feet of office for
    sale and vision.
3292.7NEWVAX::MURRAYso many notes, so little timeTue Aug 02 1994 13:162
    
    an Information Technology company
3292.8#8ALOS01::HOULIHANTue Aug 02 1994 14:081
    Digital Who???
3292.9BOXORN::HAYSI think we are toast. Remember the jam?Tue Aug 02 1994 14:122
	Didn't AT&T buy that company a few years ago?
3292.10#3 and #2EPS::MAGNIin MerrimeccaTue Aug 02 1994 15:154
    
    #3		Over ____ billion VP's hired. 
    
    #2		Save money by ordering your TSFO extra value meal
3292.11BIGQ::GARDNERjustme....jacquiTue Aug 02 1994 16:164

    #1  JUMP NOW, avoid the rush!

3292.12And the Number One reason..POBOX::CORSONHigher, and a bit more to the rightTue Aug 02 1994 16:207
    	and the number #1 response:
    
    		...Because ALPHA is not an Italian automobile
    
    
    
    	the Greyhawk
3292.13top ten suggestions for FAB6MSBCS::BROWN_LTue Aug 02 1994 17:3320
    Top ten things to do with the new FAB6 plant after it gets done
    making all of the AXP chips we need:
    
    #10) Jordans Furniture: Waltham, Nashua, Avon, and now Hudson!
    #9)  Pump out AMD, PowerPC, SPARC, and MIPS chips and paint a
           giant "Screw Intel" logo on roof
    #8)  Digiplex, the new home for the New England Patriots
    #7)  The 99 has moved up the street!!
    #6)  a WalMart warehouse with underground connecting tunnel
    #5)  Centrum II
    #4)  Logan-Hudson helicopter service with *GIANT* waiting room
    #3)  make more AXP chips anyhow; start Digital Equipment Tieclasps, Inc
    #2)  tear up parking lot, replant original apple trees, and open
           a huge winery!
    
    and the number one thing to do with the new Hudson plant after it gets
    done building AXP chips to meet demand:
    
    #1)  Spookey World!!
    ;-)
3292.14What's real?POCUS::BOESCHENWed Aug 03 1994 11:126
    Ken buys company, fires rest of salesforce and all of marketing.
    
    "Alpha will sell itself" he is quoted in Boston Globe. "I will bring
    back the VAX" was also mentioned in the article. 
    
    I'm not sure if this was in the business section or comics.
3292.15New Location a must for the HUGE crowds!ELWOOD::WALKERMon Aug 08 1994 09:301
    .13     YES!