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| 3254.1 | | QUARK::LIONEL | Free advice is worth every cent | Tue Jul 19 1994 11:46 | 3 |
| It would be obsolete before you finished reading it.
Steve
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| 3254.2 | Do you mean a scorecard? | KELVIN::PACHECO | RON | Tue Jul 19 1994 11:47 | 5 |
| Do you mean a scorecard? It's getting difficult to see who's in the game and
who's not without the entire roster in front of you ;-)
Just take the old org charts and rotate them 90 degrees-- not much has changed
(yet...:-;)
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| 3254.3 | | MUNICH::KLOEPPER | Vera Kloepper/Net&Comms-Support | Tue Jul 19 1994 11:56 | 39 |
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Its not an orgchart - but I've tried to get the names together ... /Vera
VP - Vice President
BU - Business Unit
B.Palmer Computer Systems Division ----+------ Personal Computer BU
Enrico Pesatori, VP | Bernhard Auer
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+------ Systems BU
| Enrico Pesatori (acting)
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+------ Accounts BU
Vincenzo Damiani
Components Division ----------+------ Components & Periphirals BU
Charles Christ, VP |
+------ Network Products BU
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+------ Storage BU
Advanced Technology Group
William Strecker, VP
Multivendor Customer Services BU
John J. Rando, VP
Digital Consulting BU
Gresham Brebach, VP
Semiconductor BU
Ed Caldwell, VP
+ Four Functional Heads :
Richard Farrahar, VP, Human Resources
Charles Holleran, VP, Communications
Vincent Mullarkey, VP, and Chief Financial Officer
Thomas Siekman, VP and General Counsel
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| 3254.4 | anyone got a Quantum org chart? | HIBOB::KRANTZ | Next window please. | Tue Jul 19 1994 12:01 | 4 |
| Don't you need a Tech Writer to prepare an org chart?
Aren't we are 'divesting' ourselves of the tech writers so the management
'structure' will be more mysterious?
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| 3254.5 | Where have all the VPs gone? | SWAM2::GOLDMAN_MA | Blondes have more Brains! | Tue Jul 19 1994 13:09 | 7 |
| Long time passing...
Gee, (she said innocently) I wonder what is happening to our 125+
Vice Presidents... Betcha none of them are slated to be part of the
infamous 20,000...unless as part of a unit sold, perhaps.
M.
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| 3254.6 | | TOPDOC::AHERN | Dennis the Menace | Tue Jul 19 1994 13:10 | 9 |
| RE: .4 by HIBOB::KRANTZ
>Don't you need a Tech Writer to prepare an org chart?
>Aren't we are 'divesting' ourselves of the tech writers so the management
>'structure' will be more mysterious?
If Tech Writers could do org charts, we wouldn't need managers.
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| 3254.7 | | DECWET::FARLEE | Insufficient Virtual um...er.... | Tue Jul 19 1994 13:24 | 1 |
| I've got an org-chart, but you need mpeg_player to view it...
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| 3254.8 | Today's sales org is different | POBOX::CORSON | Higher, and a bit more to the right | Tue Jul 19 1994 13:53 | 9 |
| re:-all
You folks are all real lucky, you aren't in sales. Our org charts
were eaten by a dog at MLO who then proceeded to create three new
regions when he passed the paper. This is called downsizing?
I'm not even confused anymore. Disgusted is a much better word.
the Greyhawk
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| 3254.9 | Laugh please... | EPS::MAGNI | in Merrimecca | Tue Jul 19 1994 14:00 | 102 |
| re: .8 et.al.
A friend of mine recently submitted the following for my reading
entertainment.
I guess the only thing I can add is that this box (and others) provide
a useful corporate purpose by allowing folk to "harmlessly" vent. Beats
doing it in from of a customer.
So, see attached and enjoy. Also, if you have your own "features", then
by all means, add them in. Perhaps we can compile enough for a new
product announcement from the SBU.
Regards,
Attachment:
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Announcing the new DEC 154VP Processor!!
-----------------
The newest member of the Digital family will complement your existing
Alpha, VAX and PDP systems by providing this outstanding functionality:
* High cost of ownership
* Least performance
* Best Networking Options
* Automatic Rhetoric Generator Facility
* Automatic Downsizing Generator Utility
* Consumes Large Quantities of Power
* Best-in-Class Distribution Channels
High Cost of Ownership
----------------------
Each DEC 154VP processor costs over $250,000 per unit and can be configured
to receive substantial and ranging options (see: Consumes Large Quantities of
Power).
Let us not mislead you: your DEC 154VP processor will never pay for itself, but
it will not embarass you by getting in front of your customers!
Least Performance
-----------------
The DEC 154VP has THE LEAST performance of any member of Digital's family.
The DEC 154VP enjoys being networked into meetings, conferences (especially
in the boardroom) and other events that allow them to tell the rest of the
Digital family just how poorly they perform. But, don't expect the DEC 154VP
to provide any functional, renevue-generating output!
Best Networking Options
-----------------------
The DEC 154VP has some of the best networking options in the industry today!
It can connect to ANYTHING, but perfers only to connect to other DEC 154VP
units.
Automatic Rhetoric Generator Facility
-------------------------------------
Upon loss of power, position or revenue, the DEC 154VP can generate substantial
(and endless) amounts of rhetoric (via the new Rhetoric Generator Facility, or
RGF) to explain the reasons for losses. Remember that RGF, which comes bundled
with the host software, requires a separately quoted license.
Automatic Downsizing Generator Utility
--------------------------------------
After using the RGF utility, the DEC 154VP automatically invokes the power of
the new Downsizing Generator Utility (DGU). With the DGU, the DEC 154VP can
effectively downsize the operation by severing other members of the Digital
family without rhyme or reason based on perceived value or productive output.
Consumes Large Quantities of Power
----------------------------------
The DEC 154VP processor is a power-hungry little bugger. Each of these babies
will consume large quantities of electricity, money, other DEC 154VP, and
especially, other members of the Digital family. Each DEC 154VP has an internal
register to detect when it has aquired another member of the Digital family to
call their own.
Best-In-Class Distribution Channels
-----------------------------------
The DEC 154VP will be the first of its kind to be made available in retail
outlets let Lechmere, Sears, ComputerCity and CircuitCity. Digital is also
considering selling the DEC 154VP to other vendors for resale (IBM, HP, Sun,
even Digital!) and will even buy them back, but only if it can pay more!
Ordering Information
--------------------
Be the first on your block to own a DEC 154VP processor today!
Order by calling 1-800-4REDINK today.
Ask for DEC part number: YA-OHBOY-OW
Have your VISA, MasterCard or Discover card handy.
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| 3254.10 | This is fun..... | POBOX::CORSON | Higher, and a bit more to the right | Tue Jul 19 1994 14:09 | 18 |
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GREAT!!!!!
One more addition -
The DEC 154VP comes with a choice of warranty items secreted in a
small 3.5" floppy disk. The disk requires a DEC PC with antiquated
Operating System, less memory than required to boot the software, and
archaic instructions guaranteed to confuse the user.
As a default additional warranty can be purchased at time of sale
for 15 ICs and a budget increase of 50% annually. Twenty percent salary
deductions are automatically generated by the DEC 154VP at initial
boot.
the Greyhawk
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| 3254.11 | Verticle markets | EPS::MAGNI | in Merrimecca | Tue Jul 19 1994 14:23 | 8 |
| RE: .10
I trust this is the DEC 154VP targetted for sales applications?
:-)
Keep piling those options on!!
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| 3254.12 | More fun #2 | POBOX::CORSON | Higher, and a bit more to the right | Tue Jul 19 1994 17:14 | 7 |
| re:-1
Perfectly correct (as opposed to politically). After the DEC 154VP
reaches critical mass in the marketplace - estimated at 200 units. It
will come with its own SOC. Who needs org charts, let's get more VPs
than Chase Manhattan.
the Greyhawk
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| 3254.13 | | SPECXN::WITHERS | Bob Withers | Tue Jul 19 1994 18:20 | 9 |
| > Chase Manhattan.
>
> the Greyhawk
I didn't think Manhattan was going anywhere, so why would you want to chase it?
Come to think of it, it is an appropriate metaphor for this conversation.
BobW (Who used to work for one of Chase's competitors)
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| 3254.14 | | NOVA::FISHER | Tay-unned, rey-usted, rey-ady | Wed Jul 20 1994 07:40 | 4 |
| The DEC 154VP will monitor your computing and power budgets and sell
off the most useful computational units.
ed
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| 3254.15 | Free/included Org Chart | CSOA1::RANKIN | | Wed Jul 20 1994 13:14 | 5 |
| There is a pretty good org chart program included with MS office.
You draw it up, copy it, and paste it in any application.
-jr
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| 3254.16 | | JOBURG::HARRIS | | Fri Jul 22 1994 13:10 | 2 |
| Let's discuss this in the Ratskelder.....;-)
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| 3254.17 | | MUNICH::KLOEPPER | Vera Kloepper/Net&Comms-Support | Mon Jul 25 1994 04:23 | 2 |
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Good idea , Ivan , I'll reserve the table ;-)
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| 3254.18 | | USPS::FPRUSS | Dr. Velocity | Mon Aug 15 1994 00:23 | 4 |
| I always thought Digital Org charts were maintained in PCB Layout
packages.
FJP
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