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Conference 7.286::digital

Title:The Digital way of working
Moderator:QUARK::LIONELON
Created:Fri Feb 14 1986
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:5321
Total number of notes:139771

2789.0. "Request for jokes..." by GYPSIE::MUELLER () Fri Nov 19 1993 16:24

    I have a request for all of you joke-lovers in Digital.
    
    David Stone, our former Sofware Vice President, is very ill with
    cancer. He and his wife Pat are holding their own but they sometimes
    get a bit down. They have asked if we could provide them with
    uplifting, funny jokes. 
    
    You are welcome to send them your favorite joke to: 
    
    US2RMC::"[email protected]"
    
    Thank you!
    
    Regards,
    Claudia
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2789.1MILPND::J_TOMAOFri Nov 19 1993 16:423
    You may want to post this is  KAU101::HUMOR     
    
    Jt
2789.2Address17185::DRSERC::ROBERTSat Nov 20 1993 09:084
    Please put in an address for us to send a card.
    
    Thanks Dave
    
2789.3Have you heard this ?TRACTR::CARADONNAWed Dec 15 1993 13:4710
My customer told me this:

What's the difference between Digital and Jurassic Park?

One's a high tech ammusment park with a lot of dinosaurs running around and the 
other is a movie by Steven Speilberg.

Hope it never hurts to laugh.

peter
2789.4Re-use is big these days...HYDRA::BECKPaul BeckWed Dec 15 1993 14:171
    When I heard it, it was about Microsoft...
2789.5CVG::THOMPSONWho will rid me of this meddlesome priest?Wed Dec 15 1993 14:194
    I've heard it about Digital, Microsoft, and IBM. Probably right on the
    money for at least two of them. (You pick um :-))
    
    		Alfred
2789.6Burocratic ParkGVA05::STIFFPaul Stiff EPSCC, DTN:821-4167Thu Dec 16 1993 03:257
    Along the same lines, people from the GATT (General Agreement on Trade
    and Tariffs) in Geneva were walking around with "burocratic park"
    badges looking very realistically like the badges from the film, exept
    the skeleton in the middle was a human one, shifting paper from an
    inbox to an outbox..,
    
    Paul
2789.7DRDAN::KALIKOWLord help the Mr. without AltaVista!Sun Apr 28 1996 12:238
    Our project leader was telling us yesterday how when she was taking a
    hi-tech company's convention booth on tour to an at-the-time-still-
    uncompleted convention center in Egypt, they had a major problem in
    that all the booths' equipment was too heavy for the flooring.  So they
    brought in bulldozers to completely fill in the basement with sand.
    
    "So what?"  sez I.  "We already KNOW we're a silicon-based industry."