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1596.1 | | CSC32::S_HALL | Wollomanakabeesai ! | Mon Sep 16 1991 14:46 | 18 |
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Hi,
.0 is very nice, but what if the problems are more like:
1) Geese tie strings to members of the formation that
can't or won't keep up -- they tow them along.
What happens when the towees get too heavy for
the towers ?
2) The lead goose is headed for the Arctic Circle at the
end of September.
What should the followers do if the leader
heads in a direction that will result in
their being frozen to death over the coming winter ?
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1596.2 | Quietly cut the strings... | DNEAST::DEE_ERIC | | Mon Sep 16 1991 15:40 | 7 |
| Re: .1
Go back to the base note, read item #4, and consider how
your honking sounds.....
Basenoter
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1596.3 | | CSC32::S_HALL | Wollomanakabeesai ! | Mon Sep 16 1991 16:30 | 14 |
| > Re: .1
>
> Go back to the base note, read item #4, and consider how
> your honking sounds.....
>
>HONK< Everything is fine. Stock $200/share
>HONK< Everything is fine. Stock $98/share
>HONK< Everything is fine. Stock $55/share
>HONK< ?
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1596.4 | | NYEM1::GRAY | | Mon Sep 16 1991 17:00 | 3 |
| And if a silly goose gets "transitioned", do two other geese escort it
down? :-) :-)
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1596.5 | HONK if you like specs | QBUS::M_PARISE | | Mon Sep 16 1991 17:25 | 6 |
| re: .0
71% greater flying range --
Who in the flock figures this stuff out???
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1596.6 | follow that goose?? | CSC32::PITT | | Mon Sep 16 1991 17:48 | 10 |
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And what do we do when all the LEAD gooses sell half of their
feathers??
do we keep following and honking like we're all happy little gooses??
??
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1596.7 | stock prices down is just a storm, keep flying | STAR::ABBASI | | Mon Sep 16 1991 18:15 | 13 |
| i dont think the price of stock going down means we are flying in the
wrong direction, necessarily.
you could be hit by the worst of storms in spring times too.
hopefully the Birds will keep flying to get out of the storm, for if
they slow down they'll actually remain in the storm longer.
i just love birds stories .
/nasser
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1596.8 | > Honk < | COMICS::BELL | Chaos warrior : on the winning side | Tue Sep 17 1991 07:12 | 30 |
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> i dont think the price of stock going down means we are flying in the
> wrong direction, necessarily.
The geese had been flying for a fair time, enjoying the scenery, making
the odd course correction as necessary, when the lead geese saw a plane
cross in front of them. Thinking "That must be the best way to go" they
turn to follow it. Unfortunately the difference in speed means that not
only did they not see the plane in time to intercept it, but they also
lost track of it after a while. Not to worry though, they plodded along
the same way, waited for the next plane that came into sight and turned
to follow it - regardless of whether it was going in the same direction
as the last one, that of their original path or yet another new one ...
Now this led to the once picturesque formation getting distorted out of
shape so the lift that used to be gained from the leaders was lost, the
flapping of the higher wings was only felt as drag by the birds following
behind and, worse of all, the flock started to fall apart : the formation
had grown during the course of the journey and although (amidst much honking)
the lead birds kept finding new directions, the birds at the back were still
trying to follow the previous course corrections, with more getting [re]tired
and dropping out on each twist & turn.
None of the geese had the slightest doubt that the migration was necessary
as Winter was coming on fast nor did they set out thinking the journey would
be easy but as time went on, more and more started to recognise that the
scenery below them was disturbingly familiar ... they couldn't really be
going round in circles could they ?
Frank
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1596.9 | how bout THIS bird story...! | CSC32::PITT | | Tue Sep 17 1991 12:20 | 9 |
| re .8
I think that the geese saw a plane and were splattered by it....
guts and feathers everywhere....
the survivors flew willy nilly bumping into each other not knowing
where to go or what to do. ..
all they needed was direction, but there were no leaders among them.
:-)
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1596.10 | | WLDBIL::KILGORE | Digital had it Then! | Tue Sep 17 1991 13:25 | 17 |
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The geese in the back were honking frantically, "We're going the WRONG
WAY!". The lead goose, being so far removed from those at the back,
heard the honking but couldn't quite make it out, so he asked the
geese flying closest to his butt to find out what was going on. But
his immediate subordinates were loathe to break rank, leave their
leader's tail and fight the headwind on their own just to see what the
problem was at the back of the pack. So they sent memos back and forth.
Of course, each level of subordinate, unwilling to pass forward any bad
news (fearing the goose poop that would immediately flow back down the
slipstream) watered down the facts. As a result, the message to the
leader was "Everything's fine. Keep flapping!"
Lesson: Given human nature, it's silly to assume all that noise behind
you is a strong endorsement of your current direction.
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1596.11 | | STAR::DZIEDZIC | | Tue Sep 17 1991 14:26 | 3 |
| I can see the bumper sticker now:
HONK if you love Digital
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1596.12 | PLOP!!! | CSC32::K_BOUCHARD | Ken Bouchard CXO3-2 | Tue Sep 17 1991 15:21 | 5 |
| Why do I feel as though and the other lower level employees are
standing on the ground as the formation of geese flies over? (well fed
geese who just had a big meal)
Ken
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1596.13 | | SA1794::CHARBONND | Northern Exposure? | Tue Sep 17 1991 17:31 | 5 |
| re.10 Bravo! (and it's especially discouraging when you see the
geese in front flying straight towards the Delaware Bay Goose
Hunters Club ;-)/2 )
maybe the real 'leaders' took the package and flew off into the sunset?
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1596.14 | | CSC32::S_HALL | Wollomanakabeesai ! | Tue Sep 17 1991 18:04 | 18 |
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OK. Even though I started the torrent of cynicism that
replies to .0 have become, I have to say that I don't
disagree completely with the base note.
I corresponded with the author offline, and believe that
he's not one of those types that stand up in meetings and
say, "Well, I think management's doing a superb job. Let's
all give the boss a big hand."
I think he's just a positive thinker ( the real article ).
I'm cynical because I've just about come to the conclusion
that the company isn't fixable...
Darned shame.....sorry to take it out on Eric.
Steve H
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1596.15 | Battery Hens | AUSSIE::BAKER | standing on the toes of giants | Tue Sep 17 1991 20:19 | 20 |
| Anyone feel like pate?
The positivism of note .0 is great. Now if our group could only just
have the 10 heads WE NEED to do the business WE HAVE I can stop
being treated like geese at a farm - wings clipped and force fed and we
can have some room and time to look around and get some direction.
Everyone is either flying so close to the bum of the person in front or
stuck in a shed with no way of seeing the outside world.
Oh for the wings of any bird, other than a battery hen.
regards,
John
p.s. if you call someone a goose in Australia it generally means
they are someone who blythely sticks their neck out and
does something totally stupid. The analogy doesnt have the same
effect here.
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1596.16 | Check out the birds in front .... | SCAACT::RESENDE | Digital is not thriving on chaos. | Tue Sep 17 1991 23:13 | 5 |
| ... to some of those trailing at the back of the formation, they look amazingly
like turkeys. :-)
Sorry to be down on a topic intented to be positive. But then gallows humor is
widely prevalent these days.
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1596.17 | Lets try this again... | DNEAST::DEE_ERIC | | Wed Sep 18 1991 10:10 | 11 |
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Re: 14
Thank you Steve for your honest reply.
The basenote seems to be a scapegoat for the frustrated.
Are there any positive or neutral criticisms out there? If so, I'd
like to hear from you as well.....
Eric
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1596.18 | ex | SA1794::CHARBONND | Northern Exposure? | Wed Sep 18 1991 10:18 | 7 |
| Seems to me like the geese in front only want positive feedback,
never negative. (To put it politely.) If you give then negative
feedback, they criticize your attitude. So, they tend to hang
around with other positive-only types and ignore those who live
with the consequences of their actions on a day-to-day basis.
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1596.19 | +, or fun; take your choice. | AKOCOA::POPE | fifth generation worker | Thu Sep 19 1991 11:36 | 22 |
| Analogies are always so much fun; They always have a truth; They are
always false, someways.
I raise geese. They do not behave as described.
? Lesson: Statistics and abstractions may not apply to individuals.
Even where observed behavior is similar, the meanings we try to
understand and convey are linked to the underlying framework of causes,
physics and motivations. This arena of meaning is much more of an
"open system".
? Lesson: Meaning IS metaphor. Hence chaos dominates communication.
An observation: Every goose is endowed with a direction-finding
capability. Leader and direction w.r.t. geese does not refer to the
same meaning as when applied to the context of people and corporations.
but it is fun!
/pope
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1596.20 | Honking is not working. Anyone for Business? | CUSPID::MCCABE | | Fri Sep 20 1991 11:04 | 17 |
| Ok. If we all behave like geese we can successfully fly to a warmer
destination during the cold season. They've managed to get that down.
We can learn from this.
However, I am still a bit vague on the geese's ability to develop
product and services, accuratly forecast demand, and implement and
execute a profitable sales plan.
Can I infer that if all the geese in the back honk in a loud and
positive manner, the one in front will suddenly become smarter and
experienced enough to run a large corporation?
-Ekniv
P.S. If I have made spelling, grammer or logic assumptions I would like
to apologize. The act would of course be moot, since anyone seriously
offended has likely refused to read this far.
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1596.21 | duck! | SWAM1::MEUSE_DA | | Fri Sep 20 1991 20:07 | 7 |
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ok...they are flying...goose dumps in mid-air..those behind get it in
the face.
These type of analogies crack me up.
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1596.22 | Analogies | DNEAST::DEE_ERIC | | Mon Sep 30 1991 11:35 | 34 |
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Dear noters,
An analogy is never intended to present an exact correlation of ideas or
information. In fact, there is some license taken. This analogy is about
team-building. It is *not* about running a corporation, or pretending that
everything is just fine or waving the flag when there is work to do or
problems to solve.
You will only get from this what you bring to it. It is really a matter of
attitude or consciousness. I am not surprised that I have had very positive
responses in the E-MAIL -- some with interesting comments about not wanting
to be the target of grumbly retorts in the notes file. As such, this dumping
ground has provided an unsuitable environment for others to share their
thoughts.
I had hoped that the basenote would give you something positive to think
about. Unfortunately, most of the replies sound like they are from people
who are venting frustrations, and appreciating little. And there is much
frustration in DEC these days. I do understand humor, and some of the
humorous responses were fine. Dumping, however, is not thoughtful criticism.
I placed this note in this conference so a larger audience could access it.
I wonder if it was worth the effort.....
I leave you with this. Go watch the geese yourself. They've been around for
many thousands of years, and if humans don't upset their habitats, they will
be around for just as many more. What are you comparing the geese to, and
how long will THAT be around? There are lessons in this analogy for those
who are open to them and care to value different thinking.
Thank you for reading this through,
Eric
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1596.23 | I've never SEEN such disoriented geese! | CSCMA::SMITH | | Thu Oct 03 1991 18:05 | 12 |
| Wow, 21 negative notes in a row! HOW CAN THIS BE!!!!?
I hope this isn't representative of the company!
We really are where we think we are, we'll go where we think we're going.
If we keep screaming that the sky is falling, we are likely to flee
straight into the foxes mouth!
chin up! let's watch where we're going!
Sharon
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1596.24 | 1 down 99 to go..pun intended | DNEAST::WHITE_BRYAN | Do I look like I care? | Fri Oct 11 1991 12:00 | 24 |
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Well, It doesn't take getting hit with "too" many pieces of
sky for me to think that the sky is really falling. I have
been "stripped" of my responsibilities and have been sitting
in my office awaiting word on whether or not I will be here
after 10/25/91, (ASO day of infamy). I am pretty sure that
I am, in fact I better be, history after that. I know deep
down inside that the company is doing the right thing for it's
future existance and I'm ok with that. I have a lot of friends
that will still be here after I am gone and wish DEC and them
well. What I have a hard time with is the manner in which DEC
has progressed through this difficult time. SLOWLY! I have
worked in the semiconductor industry were the experts at down-
sizing lived and worked. We should have learned from them
because the last time I looked around MOST of them were here
at DEC. We state that we care about our people and want to
do this right but our actions are in direct conflict with our
intent. Dragging this out for weeks/months/years is NOT doing
anyone any good.
Just MHO and subject to yours too...
Bryan
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