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Conference vaxcat::ef97

Title:EF97:A place for the mass debater
Notice:We're DOOMED! We're all DOOMED"our tea?
Moderator:VAXCAT::LAURIEN
Created:Thu Dec 05 1996
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:45
Total number of notes:3786

42.0. "The rules say..." by JGODCL::BOWEN (Two stars short of a Galaxy) Mon May 12 1997 12:51

    This topic is for you to tell us all about the stupidest piece of
    Red-Tape you've had to endure.
    
    For the entry with the most silly 'Offical Policy' I'll award a roll of
    Red-Tape
    
    Kevin
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42.1JGODCL::BOWENTwo stars short of a GalaxyMon May 12 1997 13:2831
    Here in Holland I've come up against a good one.
    
    Last week I had a letter from the Post-Office, seems my letterbox was
    not according to 'Standard'
    
    Now given 
    	a) I have the same box as everyone else on the street 
    and b) It's been there a LONG time
    
    I was a little taken aback, upon further investigation it turns out
    that unless I fix the box they would stop delivering post to my house.
    Effective 12-May !
    
    When I eventually get through to their customer care desk (Ho Ho!) I discover
    that my box is 10.70 meters from the main road and the legal maximum 
    is 10m.  I point out it's been that way for decades.
    This doesn't matter, it seems that they have a team of people who visit 
    every house in the country to measure the distance between the road and letterbox
    and it's taken them this long to make it to mine !
    
    So I've had to go and by an EXTERNAL box and stick it on a pole at the
    bottom of the garden just to save the postman the effort of walking 70
    centimeters extra each day.
    
    The extreme inconvienence of not having my post coming in through the
    front door doesn't seem to phaze them at all.
    
    What worries me is that some of my neigbours are away, I wonder if
    they'll get their post?
    
    gerbil$gobsmacked
42.2OSEC::GRAHAMGraham Smith, Solution Support GroupMon May 12 1997 13:346
    Re:.-1
    
    Surely, the answer would have been to put it 70cm away from your door.
    It would then have been 'Standard'.
    
    Graham
42.3IJSAPL::ANDERSONNow noting in colour!"Mon May 12 1997 13:543
    Drat he beat me to it.

    Jamie.
42.445080::CWINPENNYMon May 12 1997 14:2611
    
    I think it's a lot more than 10.70 metres to your door from a 'main'
    road.
    
    How about putting the post round the other side of the house which
    might make it 10 metres from the main road but involves the postman
    walking a lot further.
    
    Alternatively put it on a pole 10 metres high.
    
    Chris
42.5JGODCL::BOWENTwo stars short of a GalaxyMon May 12 1997 15:058
    I thought about putting the box 70 cms nearer the road but it then gets
    in the way of Sprog and his Bike...
    
    Talking to people here it seems normal to them.
    
    Strange these natives
    
    Kevin
42.6IJSAPL::ANDERSONNow noting in colour!"Mon May 12 1997 15:229
    Put it on a 70cm long bracket on the wall.

    Our house, an isolated ex-farm, stands alone on the Akkerstraat, well
    outside the ancient city walls of Buren. However as we are technically
    within the city limits, they run down the centre of the road, in front
    of our property, we must paint all our doors and windows a dingy dark
    green. This is so they do not clash with the other houses in the city.

    Jamie.