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Conference cosme3::es96

Title:ES96: fluff noters' emporium
Notice:Irrelevant and Irreverant
Moderator:VAXUUM::DENISEN
Created:Fri Dec 29 1995
Last Modified:Wed Feb 26 1997
Last Successful Update:Sat Apr 26 1997
Number of topics:123
Total number of notes:7136

121.0. "The Campaign to Save Homer's Balls" by MKTCRV::KMANNERINGS () Fri Jan 17 1997 13:18

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121.1MOVIES::POTTERhttp://www.vmse.edo.dec.com/~potter/Fri Jan 17 1997 14:273
121.2IJSAPL::ANDERSONLike to help me avoid an ulcer?Fri Jan 17 1997 14:527
121.3eh?MKTCRV::KMANNERINGSFri Jan 17 1997 15:332
121.4IJSAPL::ANDERSONLike to help me avoid an ulcer?Mon Jan 20 1997 06:297
121.5KERNEL::COFFEYJLa Feline Flooz - a unix catMon Jan 20 1997 10:2936
121.6IJSAPL::ANDERSONLike to help me avoid an ulcer?Mon Jan 20 1997 12:0314
121.742494::GRAHAMGraham Smith, Solution Support GroupMon Jan 20 1997 12:3011
121.8what is for the best?MKTCRV::KMANNERINGSMon Jan 20 1997 13:0236
121.9KERNEL::COFFEYJLa Feline Flooz - a unix catMon Jan 20 1997 13:55104
121.10how do you define crueltyMKTCRV::KMANNERINGSMon Jan 20 1997 17:3922
121.11IJSAPL::ANDERSONLike to help me avoid an ulcer?Tue Jan 21 1997 06:2611
121.12clarificationMKTCRV::KMANNERINGSTue Jan 21 1997 09:509
121.13KERNEL::COFFEYJLa Feline Flooz - a unix catTue Jan 21 1997 10:25110
121.14IJSAPL::ANDERSONLike to help me avoid an ulcer?Tue Jan 21 1997 13:3010
121.15can be vectors, must not beMKTCRV::KMANNERINGSTue Jan 21 1997 14:3819
121.16IJSAPL::ANDERSONLike to help me avoid an ulcer?Tue Jan 21 1997 14:4410
121.17fuss, me ?MKTCRV::KMANNERINGSTue Jan 21 1997 16:2417
121.18KERNEL::COFFEYJLa Feline Flooz - a unix catWed Jan 22 1997 10:3167
121.19MOVIES::POTTERhttp://www.vmse.edo.dec.com/~potter/Wed Jan 22 1997 11:076
121.20KERNEL::COFFEYJLa Feline Flooz - a unix catWed Jan 22 1997 15:115
121.21IJSAPL::ANDERSONLike to help me avoid an ulcer?Wed Jan 22 1997 15:267
121.22I knew it, she wants to castrate me tooMKTCRV::KMANNERINGSWed Jan 22 1997 15:3628
121.23bits is bitsVAXUUM::DENISEunholy water.... sanguine addiction...2 silver bulletsWed Jan 22 1997 16:076
121.24MOVIES::POTTERhttp://www.vmse.edo.dec.com/~potter/Wed Jan 22 1997 16:538
121.25no sex please we are pet loversMKTCRV::KMANNERINGSThu Jan 23 1997 12:0111
    ye won't get me any more than ye got homer.
    
    I think the truth is slowly coming out. This is about controlling the
    sexual behaviour of "pets" by dubious means. There are CLOSET FEMINISTS
    at work here who don't like the ideas of male cats going out on the
    razzle. They want them to remain "faithful" and will resort to
    anything.
    
    Sad indeed
    
    ..Kevin..
121.26COMICS::SUMNERCOpenVMS Counter IntelligenceThu Jan 23 1997 12:113
    Interesting angle there Kevin, probably true too.
    
    Chris
121.27KERNEL::COFFEYJLa Feline Flooz - a unix catThu Jan 23 1997 13:2048
> Now please leave out the kneecapping threats etc. Very unladylike if I
>    may say :-)
 
Have we ever met?




>   Title:  I knew it, she wants to castrate me too

We have met!







>    Now please deal with the point, which is that the way we relate to a
>    wild population of cats and a wild population of badgers is related in
>    this sense:
>    The way to improve the health of those populations is to consider
>    realistically how to improve the health of them and not go for irrational 
>    blanket solutions like

I'll agree there are parallels, 
however I do not agree that castrating all male cats you are able to 
is irrational.  I'd say it's very well reasoned.  There'll always be more, 
or more accurately we're a hell of a long way of running out of puss cats
just yet. 


>There are CLOSET FEMINISTS
>    at work here who don't like the ideas of male cats going out on the
>    razzle. 

So why have I just had Knuffies girlie bits ripped out then eh? 
Was she too much competition? Too much of a threat to my feminity?



.26 Where do you sit again? 

F3 just over the corridor from me aren't you? 

Brings a new light to keeping a brick in the smoking room doesn't it :^}

121.28IJSAPL::ANDERSONLike to help me avoid an ulcer?Tue Jan 28 1997 15:073
    Oh it would appear that we are back on line.

    Jamie.
121.29KERNEL::COFFEYJLa Feline Flooz - a unix catTue Jan 28 1997 15:354
Well observed. 


Wonder how long for.
121.30VAXUUM::DENISEunholy water.... sanguine addiction...2 silver bulletsTue Jan 28 1997 16:245
    
    	jamie,
    	you sure do have a strong, firm grasp on the obvious,
    	don't you?
    
121.31ambiguous...MKTCRV::KMANNERINGSTue Jan 28 1997 16:453
    >>you sure do have a strong, firm grasp on the obvious
    
    What ARE you suggesting DENISE???
121.32VAXUUM::DENISEunholy water.... sanguine addiction...2 silver bulletsTue Jan 28 1997 18:4211
    
    	don't be tryin' to read `tween the lines, mr.:KMANNERINGS,
    	the truth could hurt you.
    
    	and please... there's no need for caps in my name.
    	you'd think by now you'd have picked up on that.
    
    
    
    	[THWACK!] for good measure.
    
121.33ms.:DENISEMKTCRV::KMANNERINGSWed Jan 29 1997 10:493
     >>there's no need for caps in my name.
    
    Do as you will be done by you silly tussy!
121.34born free?MKTCRV::KMANNERINGSWed Jan 29 1997 11:038
    re .27
    
    >So why have I just had Knuffies girlie bits ripped out then eh?
    >Was she too much competition? Too much of a threat to my feminity?
    
    
    It is a typical mother-daughter trip. You don't want her bringing home
    men you don't appove of, so you get the knife out.
121.35KERNEL::COFFEYJLa Feline Flooz - a unix catWed Jan 29 1997 13:284
>  Do as you will be done by you silly tussy!


Is a tussy a Tarty hUSSY?
121.36VAXUUM::DENISEunholy water.... sanguine addiction...2 silver bulletsWed Jan 29 1997 14:453
    
    	can't you speak proper english, kmannerings?
    	
121.37tussy=tootsie=tutzeMKTCRV::KMANNERINGSWed Jan 29 1997 16:345
    > can't you speak proper english, kmannerings?
    
    
    The antithesis implicit in this impertinence is incorrect Madam.
    
121.38VAXUUM::DENISEunholy water.... sanguine addiction...2 silver bulletsWed Jan 29 1997 16:507
    
    	you mr.kmannerings are a twonk
    
    	that's twit + plonker=twonk
    
    	<thwack!>
    	now go and wash your mouth out with soap!
121.39a genuine tussy, no doubt about itMKTCRV::KMANNERINGSThu Jan 30 1997 09:1717
    
    
    
     Ms Denise!
    
    >> <thwack!>
    
    For goodness sake stop being so VIOLENT AND BOSSY Madam.
    
    You are exposing yourself.
    
    I use that nice Weleda toothpaste, which should be good enough for
    you.
    
    ..Kevin..
    
    
121.40IJSAPL::ANDERSONLike to help me avoid an ulcer?Thu Jan 30 1997 13:193
    M'thinks Kevin has never met Denise in person.

    Jamie.
121.41KERNEL::COFFEYJLa Feline Flooz - a unix catThu Jan 30 1997 13:241
Or maybe that's what he's so jealous of Homer
121.42VAXUUM::DENISEunholy water.... sanguine addiction...2 silver bulletsThu Jan 30 1997 15:009
    
    	jamie,
    
    	mr.::kmannerings hasn't met me, for if he had,
    	would know that i'm as fragile as a petal on a
    	flower.
    
    	and jo,
    	he has no balls
121.43That is what they said about HomerMKTCRV::KMANNERINGSThu Jan 30 1997 16:1111
    
            >and jo,
            >he has no balls
    
    I don't know if I have ever met the lady in any position, but if she
    got as far as checking this then I suppose I may have done. Afraid she
    may be hallucinating though, as the diagnosis is incorrect.
    
    ..Kevin..
    
    
121.44luv you lots...VAXUUM::DENISEunholy water.... sanguine addiction...2 silver bulletsThu Jan 30 1997 16:249
    
    	do you know gary larson? the cartoonist who does far side
    	cartoons, kmannerings? 
    	is it merely coincidental that he calls all his geeky	
    	characters kevin or warren???
    
    	as for your balls or lack thereof, i'm afraid had i the
    	opportunity to look i'd probably have chosen not too...
    	some things are better left unknown.
121.45IJSAPL::ANDERSONLike to help me avoid an ulcer?Fri Jan 31 1997 10:533
    But does Kevin have enough balls to turn up in the Multi User Dungeon?

    Jamie.
121.46stainless steel jockstrap?MKTCRV::KMANNERINGSFri Jan 31 1997 14:054
    > Multi User Dungeon?
    
    where is it and what is the dress code?
    
121.47KOOLIT::DENISEunholy water.... sanguine addiction...2 silver bulletsFri Jan 31 1997 14:362
    
    	what a silly boy.... a very silly boy.
121.48IJSAPL::ANDERSONLike to help me avoid an ulcer?Fri Jan 31 1997 14:4815
    >where is it and what is the dress code?
    
    If you are running on a VAX set your default to SYS$LOGIN and type the
    following

    COPY COEN::MUCKER.* MUCKER.*

    When the copy finishes type 

    @mucker

    Choose  a character name, set a password answer a couple of questions,
    and you are in.

    Jamie.
121.49KOOLIT::DENISEunholy water.... sanguine addiction...2 silver bulletsFri Jan 31 1997 15:4012
    
    	he makes it sound so easy,  doesn't he?
    	and he's gone for the weekend.
    
    	that should help you get started with reading
    	page 1 of the how to manual, kmannerings.
    
    	i could also offer to help you... 
    	
    
    
    	but i won't, cuz you're not nice to me.