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Name | Date | Lines |
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| 931.1 | This is LITE rite? | ASIC::BARTOO | AFeelingIGetWhenILookToTheWest | Mon Jul 22 1991 16:58 | 10 |
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>> Feminists in Talent Competition
Would it be safe to assume this would *not* involve a swimsuit or wet
T-shirt contest?
N
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| 931.2 | | NOATAK::BLAZEK | of eros and of dust | Mon Jul 22 1991 17:08 | 6 |
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As the film credits rolled, I swear it said Location Lesbian
instead of Location Liaison ...
Carla
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| 931.3 | | MELKOR::HENSLEY | ratbag in training | Mon Jul 22 1991 22:33 | 8 |
| I may have posted this already:
I often drive by a rural home/office (old victorian farmhouse) which
has a sign I often read incorrectly:
my take: Law and Meditation
the sign says: Law & Mediation
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| 931.4 | | ICS::SANTOS | Controversy is GREAT | Tue Jul 23 1991 09:24 | 5 |
| .1
Nick, I think that competition would only include things like which one
could open the door for themself, or pay their own check. :-)
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| 931.5 | "For Lice!" | TNPUBS::LANE | | Wed Jul 24 1991 12:07 | 8 |
| Hi,
Just had to add this! My 7 year old daughter and I were driving by
a small mall, and she said, "What does "For Lice" mean?" Everywhere
I look, she said, is signs "for lice". I took a look at one she
pointed to and it said, "For lease". I cracked up!
nancy
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| 931.6 | | CFSCTC::GLIDEWELL | Wow! It's The Abyss! | Wed Jul 24 1991 21:41 | 3 |
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Thank You for Not Smiling
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| 931.7 | Hammering Home the Point >ouch< | XCUSME::QUAYLE | i.e. Ann | Thu Jul 25 1991 16:01 | 8 |
| Just now, in note 25.84: I did a double take, thinking that Liz
was requesting that someone nail the message to her - perhaps in
punishment for some notable ;) crime.
Friday's brain fade, 24 hours ahead of schedule.
aq
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| 931.8 | | BUSY::KATZ | Renaissance Dude | Fri Aug 23 1991 14:29 | 10 |
| A sign on a friend's dormroom door was pilfered from the bio lab at
school.
it read: "BIOCHEMICAL OFFICE"
what I saw: "BISEXUAL OFFICE"
*sigh* wouldn't I wish?
Daniel
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| 931.9 | | MR4DEC::HETRICK | PMC '91!!!!! | Fri Aug 23 1991 15:19 | 1 |
| I always read womannotes as womantoes. do i have a foot fetish?
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| 931.10 | | CSCMA::BARBER_MINGO | Exclusivity | Fri Aug 23 1991 15:21 | 3 |
| The rapist for finding a therapist.
Cindi
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| 931.11 | | BLUMON::GUGEL | Adrenaline: my drug of choice | Fri Aug 23 1991 15:24 | 3 |
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Dana's personal name reads to me like:
"revenge of the jalopies"
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| 931.12 | Was really "BIG AL" | CADSE::FOX | No crime. And lots of fat, happy women | Fri Aug 23 1991 15:26 | 8 |
| (re .8)
A Mass. license plate on a Jeep of some sort: what I read was
"BI GAL"
>sigh<
Bobbi "deadlines are waiting while I learn EMACS" Fox
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| 931.13 | | DEMING::VALENZA | It ain't over til the noter sings. | Wed Aug 28 1991 10:49 | 4 |
| When I first saw topic 979, I thought the title read "Doing away with
John Heffernan".
-- Mike
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| 931.14 | | REGENT::WOODWARD | Executive Sweet | Wed Aug 28 1991 12:05 | 1 |
| me too! Oh I am so glad I'm not the only one.
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| 931.15 | I beg your pardon; she what? | SX4GTO::OLSON | Doug Olson, ISVG West, UCS1-4 | Fri Aug 30 1991 10:52 | 10 |
| Now, I realize that the particular obscenity Alice implies here is
based upon her British English and the slang current in her locale.
But the first time I read it I was astonished at Queen B's practices,
or, rather, that Alice knew about them.
998.109:
> And of course we Brits also had Queen Boudiccea, who gave the Romans
> quite a b*ll*cking!
DougO
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| 931.16 | oh, Thank God! I thought I was the only one! *blush* | CARTUN::NOONAN | Valley Women | Fri Aug 30 1991 11:00 | 1 |
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| 931.17 | \ | CALS::MALING | Where there's a will there's a wall | Tue Sep 03 1991 15:53 | 5 |
| I just read the title of note 1016 as
"Solutions to eliminate Poetry" :-) :-)
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| 931.18 | | BUBBLY::LEIGH | still got the radio | Wed Sep 04 1991 16:00 | 5 |
| 1016.8 (COOKIE::LENNARD)
> God, are there still some of you left?
I read this as a religious query (and couldn't resist answering it as
such -- see 1016.20).
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