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Conference turris::womannotes-v3

Title:Topics of Interest to Women
Notice:V3 is closed. TURRIS::WOMANNOTES-V5 is open.
Moderator:REGENT::BROOMHEAD
Created:Thu Jan 30 1986
Last Modified:Fri Jun 30 1995
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1078
Total number of notes:52352

551.0. "Rita Rudner" by IOSG::HUNTD (where is Harold?) Sat Nov 24 1990 09:44

    Rita Rudner is appearing in London next week and I have tickets.
    She seems to go down really well in England on TV, but it will
    be interesting to see how she operates on stage.
    
    We don't get too many American comediennes over here, so I am
    really looking forward to seeing her.
    
    
    diana
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551.1TORREY::BROWN_RODoo Dah! Doo Dah! Doo Dah!Mon Nov 26 1990 13:4411
    Is she the one, I think, who said the following joke?
    
    "Neurotics build castles in the sky.
     Psychotics live in them.
    
     My mother cleans them."
    
    
    -roger
    
    
551.2OXNARD::HAYNESCharles HaynesMon Nov 26 1990 13:493
Psychiatrists collect the rent.

	-- Charles
551.3MOMCAT::CADSE::GLIDEWELLWow! It's The Abyss!Mon Nov 26 1990 21:3010
>    Is she the one, I think, who said the following joke?
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>     My mother cleans them."

yes. She's a riot. You will have a good time.  And be
prepared to hear a lot of relationship and committment 
jokes ... but all of them new and hers.
551.4IOSG::HUNTDWhere is Gayle?Fri Nov 30 1990 09:236
    I will let you know what I think! But I already am sure it will be fun.
    
    
    diana
    
    :)
551.5SNOBRD::CONLIFFECthulhu Barata NiktoFri Nov 30 1990 10:243
To quote Ms Rudner:

	"I've never fallen in love -- I've stepped in it a few times, though"
551.6JJLIET::JUDYLove at first sinMon Dec 03 1990 13:549
    
    	One of my faves by Rita (and this isn't verbatim)
    
    	"A very easy way to break off a relationship with a guy is
    	  to look him in the eyes and say 'I love you, I want to marry
    	  you, I want to have your children'...some of them leave
    	  skid marks"