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| 516.1 | Staying Late on Fri. Top ten list | VINO::LANGELO | When a Kite Catches the Wind | Fri Nov 09 1990 17:51 | 26 |
| Top Ten Reasons for Staying at Work late on a Friday Night:
10. You're going out later and there's no point in going home and then
going out so it's easier to just stay at work
9. You've got nothing better to do
8. It's close to raise time and you want your boss to think you're
working really hard
7. You've got to catch up on some noting
6. You want to know if the cleaning people really clean on a Friday
nite
5. You're testing the air quality in the building to see if it's
better on a Friday nite then during the rest of the week
4. There's a cute,sexy someone in the building you have a crush on
and you're hanging around in hopes of bumping into her/him. You
make frequent trips to the coffee area, mailboxes etc.
3. You want to get rid of all the foul smelling "things" in the
refrigerator but you're afraid that if anyone else were around
they might not let you remove some of their "culture experiments".
2. You're going to fix "just one more bug" in your software
1. You're in a mood for playing Tetris and playing it on your
workstation is free. Just think of all the quarters you save
by playing it on your workstation!
With a chesmire-cat-type smile painted on my face,
Laurie
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| 516.2 | Underwear emergencies | VINO::LANGELO | When a Kite Catches the Wind | Mon Nov 12 1990 16:27 | 46 |
| TOP TEN REASONS FOR BUYING NEW UNDERWEAR:
10. You're a color-coordinated freak and have just bought a bunch of
new "colorful" bras. Now you have to go out and buy some "colorful"
underwear to match them.
9. Your current underwear is so worn out that it's as soft as silk
8. You're in a big fight with your SO. He/She hates cotton underwear
so you go out and buy all cotton underwear (this is a "War of the
Roses" reason ;-))
7. You have just gotten off a plane for a three week stay in the
Aruba. Your suitcase is no where to be found. You have no choice
but to go out and buy somemore.
6. You've gained a lot of weight and you're busting out of the
underwear you currently own
5. You've lost a whole bunch of weight and the only way to keep your
current underwear from falling down is to tape it up with duck tape
(ouch...that sounds painful ;-))
4. You see some slinky looking underwear in the store and this makes
you realize how "boring" your underwear has become. It's time to
add some pizzazz to your underwear stock!
3. Sophia Loren has just come out with a new line of underwear called
"Sophia's Softies". You're a *big* Sophia fan and would wear
anything that she would wear.
2. Your washer and/or dryer are continually eating your underwear
like they do with soxes. You've called a repairperson over and
he/she just can't figure out why they would eat anything other
than soxes. Maybe they think you have "eatable underwear".
1. You've got a new lover!
I went through an "underwear emergency" a few months ago. My reasons
for getting underwear were a comibation of 9. and 1. ;-)
Pix (as in pixie not pixels)
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| 516.3 | TOP TEN REASONS TO APOLOGIZE | KAHALA::CAMPBELL_K | A break in the battle was your part | Wed Nov 14 1990 10:39 | 30 |
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Thanks to this topic, I was able to do so, and wanted to share:
10 GOOD REASONS TO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR SISTER:
1. YOU MISS THE ELECTRONIC JOKES SHE SENDS
2. YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT POISON TURKEY AT THANKSGIVING
3. YOU MAY NEED HER TO BABYSIT SOMEDAY
4. SHE MAY NEED YOU TO BABYSIT SOMEDAY
5. THE SILENCE IS DEAFENING AND HURTING YOUR EARS
6. SHE'S THE ONLY SISTER YOU HAVE
7. THE PAIN OF THE APOLOGY IS LESS THAN THE PAIN OF HER ANGER
8. YOU DON'T WANT YOUR MOTHER TO CALL AND ASK A BUNCH OF NOSY QUESTIONS
9. YOU DON'T WANT YOUR MOTHER TO TELL YOUR FATHER
10. YOU REALLY ARE SORRY ALTHOUGH YOU HATE TO ADMIT IT
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| 516.4 | ex | VINO::LANGELO | When a Kite Catches the Wind | Tue Nov 27 1990 21:33 | 21 |
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Top 10 Reasons for *Not* doing your regular exercising routine
(running,aerobics etc.)
10. You're too tired
9. You don't have the time
8. You have a Hot date
7. You've consulted your magic 8 ball and it says that you shouldn't
attempt to exercise on this particular day
6. It makes you hungry so you eat more and therefore gain more weight
than you would if you didn't exercise
5. You don't have the proper spandex clothes to do the exercise of your
choice
4. You were going to exercise at work but you didn't bring any
clean underwear to work with you and you don't want to return to
work all sweaty
3. You want to do aerobics but haven't shaved your legs in 3 weeks and
you only have shorts to wear
2. You're in a "batchy" kind of mood where you'd rather be interactive
with your computer than exercising
1. Mars is in Retrograde
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