Conference turris::womannotes-v3

    o  I am Squeaky Fromme's love child.
    o  I once climbed the Eiffel Tower nude.
    o  My middle name is Fido.
    o  Whenever I hear the word 'milieu', I have an orgasm.

    -- Mike

    i really like to keep my office neat.  it gives me an inner peace
    that i would not be able to attain otherwise.
    
    jONATHAN
    

    I haven't watched a single episode of TWIN PEAKS.
    
    --- jerry

    I am compulsively neat...everything in my life is organized and
    orderly.
    
    I never forget names, faces or where I am suppose to be.
    
    I weigh 145 lbs. 
    
    

    I love my job

    ... I can ski really well, any double diamond hill that wants to tackle me
    
    ... I already have my law degree and am already a corporate lawyer
    
    ... My girls are angels
    

    I exist on a diet of balogna, spam, Peanut Butter Nabs, and Tapioca
    pudding....
    
    I own a pet Brillo Pad which so far has learned to Play Dead with a
    high degree of accuracy
    
    I am distantly related to both Genghis Khan and Chaka Khan
    
    When I walk near groups of squirrels they all look at me and make tiny
    kissing noises, particularly if I'm wearing beige
    
    I can whistle through my nose
    
    I despised the TV show Fantasy Island
    
    I think younger men are blas�
    
    -Jody
    

    I love all dance music

    > I haven't watched a single episode of TWIN PEAKS.
    
    I don't even *like* TWIN PEAKS.
    
    D!

    I love three-piece suits (I think looking like an organ-grinder's
    monkey is tr�s chic)

    
    
    	I'm a compulsive neat-nik
    
    	I love to work
    
    	I don't like money
    
    	I am not hooked on Twin Peaks
    	
    	I don't like hot weather and I love the cold
    
    	I don't like cats
    
    

    
    I prefer the company of men to that of other women.
    
    D.                                           

    
    I fly.  (without benefit of planes)

    I never have self-doubts. Never.
    
    And skeletons really gross me out.
    
    -b

    i left halfway through robyn hitchcock's show.  he really
    disappointed me.
    
    i respect my friend's wishes, and don't drop hints about the
    most recent Star Trek:TNG when i know that he missed the show.
    (being the fanatic of the show that i am, i can understand 
    why he would get upset)
    
    

    
    i'm a conservative republican and i only participate in this
    file because i'm trying to...
    

    friends tell me I'm too humble, but I'm working on it :-)

    I don't like fringe, feathers and sparkly things. liesl

    I read garbage notes like this....
    
    REK

    
    i am the only one amongst my group of friends that cannot stand to miss an
    episode of twin peaks. i **love** that program.
    
    i love felines, and would rather not be around canines.
    
    i'm extremely disappointed that i will have to take a weeks vacation
    during the thanksgiving holidays this year!
    
    i hate the floatation notestring.
    
    i get seasick.
    

    No matter what happens in life, I can usually relate it to a
    mathematical formula or equation.
    
    Lorna
    

    
    i love cats
    

    I have perfectly manicured long polished fingernails
    
    My hair and skin are perfect
    
    I'd rather watch TV than read
    
    I can whistle Vivaldi, Bach, and Beethoven
    
    I drink bad wine; good wine is simply not worth the price
    
    I have absolutely no sense of humor or direction
              
          Margaret    

    nobody else likes my homebrew.
    
    DougO

    Eagle, its from the movie "Spaced Invaders!"
    
         REK
    
    I always watch and call all the 1-900 numbers!

    
    I want to go fight in this much-needed, underrated war in the
    middle east.
    
    Business meetings provide me with all the passion and emotional 
    fulfillment I could ever dream of.
    
    Yuppies and cats are my friends.
    
    I display no obsessive/compulsive behavior patterns.
    
    I look pretty and sweet in pastels.  (Black clothes are just so
    boring.)
    
    Carla
    

    I never write fellow noters out of the blue and make unsolicited
    comments about what they write, who they are or their spouses.  :-)
    
    Nanci

    in re Nanci - I know :-)

    lets see,

    I *love* Twin Peaks and haven't missed a single episode!

    I'm compulsively neat and a fanatic at keeping house.

    I never lose my temper or swear and am an idea perfect mother
    whose kids are angels with no problems at all.

    I hate animals and science fiction.

    Bonnie

    I have seen every "Rocky" and "Rambo" movie and look forward to more.
    
    My favorite part of housework is vacuuming; I think doing laundry is
    too much like work.
    
    I love the cutting edge of rock music, especially the lyrics.
    
    Perhaps because I am always so satisfied with the work I have done
    in a given day, I invariably fall asleep as soon as my head hits the
    pillow.  This means that Tim's snoring never bothers me.
    
    							Ann B.

    
    	We haven't really engaged in 13- and 10-year running conversations
    	with our cats since they were kittens...
    
    	I don't tell Tweetie (the younger cat) that she's a nice bird (with
    	pretty calico feathers...)
    
    	I get plenty of sleep, even with my rough schedule...
    
    	I don't set my alarm to NPR in the morning (waking up to strange
    	dreams about Columbians being deported...)
    
    	I didn't dream last night that Meryl Streep was planning on turning
    	my alarm off for me...  

    I dress up in drag and go to nightclubs.
    
    I wear union suit pajamas (with a flap in the back) to bed all year
    round.
    
    I never wash my hands in the bathroom unless other people are
    present.
    
    I shave the top of my head and keep the real hair in a drawer at home.
    
    I tie the cats to the foot of the bed to keep my feet warm (when
    union suit pj's aren't enough).
    
    I only drink wine that costs more than $24.95 a bottle.
    
    Bruce

    
    I despise Twin Peaks. Corollary: I killed Laura Palmer.
    
    I hate having to sit through live bands performing at underground
    nightclubs.
    
    I am currently entertaining Bon Jovi, Nelson, and all of Motley Crue.
    
    Toys are childish.
    
    I have reached Nirvana.
    
    Lisa
    
    

I don't reply to silly notes like this.

	-- Charles

    I read notes so infrequently that I am always having to use set
    seen to keep current.
    	Linda

    I have a hard time telling the difference between Linda Saisi and Linda
    Ellerby. :-)
    
    -- Mike

    
    
    I am a virgin.
    
    
    
    
    	choke, spit, gasp, gag, die....................................
    
    
    	8-)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    stress does not affect me.
    
    stress does not affect me.  much.
    
    I am totally in control of my life, its place in the universe,
    	and everything.
    
    I don't mind that the students stole the liscense plate off our car.
    	really.  it's just college hi-jinks.
    
    Sara
    

    I want to be a CS contracts administrator for the rest of my life. 
    Really.
    
    I never have to tell my son to do homework, clean his room, empty the
    trash, feed the fish.  He always says please and thank you, yes ma'am
    and no ma'am.
    
    I'm seeing a man who travels and is home only a couple of days every
    other week.  He is an incredible lover.  He direct deposits his ample
    paycheck into our joint account.  He lives two doors down.  He has his
    laundry done on the road.
    
    I really do like rap music and New Kids on the Block.
    
    My favorite meal is liver and onions.  My favorite snack is pickled
    pigs knuckles.
    
    I could get by without Womannotes.

    re .38
    
    don't know if i would agree with your "Toys are childish" 
    statement, but they certainly should not be played with by
    anybody over the age of....say.....12.  people should use
    adult/mature ways to deal with adult stress.
    
    not only should our government strictly enforce laws that deal
    with kinky sex, but we need more!  what goes on in a person's
    bedroom is everybody's business.
    
    i regularly meet and seduce women from =wn= because of my
    apparently feminist opinions.  yes, mike v, it works like
    a charm, you just have to be in the right state.  of course,
    if these women knew the _real_ me.......
    
    i hate attending shows where the audience insists on sitting
    and listening to the performers.  i would much rather have
    teeny boppers screaming in my ears with every other breath,
    they are so cute when they do that.  not to mention the lack
    of oxygen tends to make their judgement fuzzy when i offer
    them some candy......
    

    i love the boston red sox, patriots, bruins, and celtics,
    spend all my spare time watching the sports channel,
    and live for the sunday sports section and monday
    morning results.
    
    /bruce

    I can read minds.
    
    I understand the appeal of Twin Peaks, but I don't watch it.
    
    I am having sooooo much fun!
    
    -Mary

    * I love root canals.
    
    * I'm one of those people who can just eat and eat and never gain an
      oz.
    
    * My daughtrer's real father is Mel Gibson. My son's is Patrick Swayze.
    
    * I have 31 different recipies for lima beans; one for each day of the
      month.
    
    * I hate Christmas. Bahhhhhhhh Humbuuuuuuug!
    
    * A child's smile does not melt my heart. 
    
    
    Kate

    Donald Trump and I are getting a divorce because I hate shopping and
    spending money.
    

I used to be tall, thin and blond; but I gave it all up because it didn't fit
my lifestyle.

I become semi-orgasmic at the thought of doing housework.

  Annie

    I like spiders

    I don't miss New England in the Fall at all.
    
    

    
    never cared much for tolkien
    
    i remember the words to every song i hear
    

    
    Joe White and I snub people who drink beer at social outings.
    
    Carla
    

    I'm a lifetime member of the National Rifle Association.
    
    -roger
    

    I hate Shakespeare...I never could understand a word of it
    
    I'm never attracted to younger men with long curly, blonde hair
    
    I'm **extremely** homophobic
    
    I love making bunny costumes for my daughter for Halloween
    
    I'd never be caught dead living in New England
    
    I think Tarot readings are a lot of bunk and wouldn't get near a deck
    to save my life
    
    Nanci
    
    

    
     
    I've never had a problem installing or running any of DEC's layered
    products.
    
    I think Demi Moore's eyes are the ugliest I've ever seen + I never
    should have dated her. Besides, I hated the movie Ghost.
    
    I wrote all the Lennon-McCartney songs.
    
    I hate my sports car.
    
    
    Jack
    
    
    

    I'm a best-selling novelist with adoring fans following after me
    everywhere I go.  My most recent book is being made into a movie
    and David Bowie is going to play the lead.  
    
    --bonnie

    My inner vision is Minnie Mouse.  Not only that, it gets royalties
    from Disney World, Disneyland, and Mickey Mouse Club reruns.

    
    
    	SNICKERS have 0 calories.

>>        	SNICKERS have 0 calories.

    This is true if you wash it down with diet soda. The good
    intentions cancel out the calories.    

    
    i love tie dye
    

    re .62
    
    you too?  although i'm not a novelist....i just write short stories.
    helps pay the rent, and i don't have to take any time off from work
    to finish whatever i am writing.  but my agent keeps hounding me to
    expand on some of the ideas that i have started out.  and david bowie
    wants to turn one of my stories into a movie.....i'm gonna meet him
    for lunch next week to see if i'll let him.
    
    

    
    
    	RE: .68
    
    	David Bowie only has the time to try to star in your movie because
    	I already turned him down in mine.
    
    	I hated to disappoint him - I'll let him keep trying on all my
    	future movies, though, in case Kevin Kostner starts getting tired.
    

    I'm never moody, always maintain a cheerful disposition, never
    lonely, never bored, never get the blues. I hope you don't 
    hate me for this :-)

I like to shoot squirrels on the weekends with a .45 revolver.

I love watching football on weekends when I'm not out shooting.  

I think all kids are brats and a big nuisance.  I hate to be around
them the little terrorists.

I think Mike Valenza has no sense of humor and should lighten up!

I think women should stay home and cook and raise the kids.

I hate jugglers and think they are worse than mimes.

john

    I like liver and eat it on a regular basis
    I hate horses
    My kids are perfect angels
    I love football but absolutely HATE hockey
    I don't secretly have the hots for Cam Neely
    but I lust for Roger Clemens
    
    

    I LOVE mimes. liesl

    
    
    I even know who the Nelson twins are.
    
    
    Justine

    Me too, Justine....whenever there name is mentioned I get a visual
    image!

    What a coincidence, I hate it ;-)
    
    Ad

    I hate jazz too, including Kenny G and especially Michael Franks.

    
    "She understands how the blue water behaves.
    Mother of pearl is the woman in the waves
    My eyes could travel her beauty for always
    Gold of the sun is the woman in tha waves." *
    
    terrible, really :-)
    

    (* "Woman in the Waves" M. Franks, "Blue Pacific" 1990)

    
    i am a hypocrite
    

    1. I am anti abortionist and feel that women should be put in jail for
    having an abortion.
    
    2. I love the Patriots
    
    3. I think all people should live as society dictates
    
    4. I despise naturism... yukk
    
    5. Finally for now, I think smokers have as much rights as non-smokers.
    
    Dennis

    - I hate travelling.  My feelings about other cultures are summed up by
    the S.O.D. song "Speak English or Die", although I detest rock music in
    general.  Thank god for the tour busses.
    
    - Large cities make me nervous.  They're dirty and crime-ridden.
    
    - I think that people who dress in black are boring and pretentious. 
    So are people who talk about books.  Smokers are intolerable.  Drinkers
    are too.  As a matter of fact, anything which interferes with the subtle
    machinery of my immaculate mind is evil.  Especially Wild Turkey 101.
    
    - I hate foreign movies.  The subtitles make my eyes hurt.  I like
    ENTERTAINMENT.  Y'know, ENTERTAINMENT.  Like, uh, heck, ENTERTAINMENT,
    y'know?  I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.  I eat to
    live, I don't live to eat.  Whenever I hear the word culture, I reach
    for my luger.  "Starving artists" are lazy bums.  If they're so smart,
    why aren't they rich?  "The Wall Street Journal" is my favorite
    periodical, because it doesn't have a comics page.
    
    - I'm only a feminist so I can get laid.  (Charles, where are you?)
    However, I am essentially asexual.  As you might imagine, this produces
    terrible conflicts.  Since I want so desperately to become a father, I
    intend to perservere, confident that someday I'll be able to relax in
    front of the ballgame with a six-pack whilst the little woman handles
    our squalling progeny.
    
    - My favorite food is egg foo yung.  Especially the kind they serve at
    the cafeteria.  Coffee tastes terrible, but I do have a weakness for iced
    Sanka.  Otherwise I live on a diet of Sugar Frosted Flakes and vanilla
    ice cream.
    
    - I love computers.  I thank my lucky stars that I can work with them
    all the time.  They're so logical.  Not like those nasty mushy humans. 
    
    Ray

    I nodded grimly while I read Ray's note.
    
    I also had to stifle a yawn.....I really hate it when he drags notes
    on and on and on....
    
    jonathan
    

    I Enjoy a specific persons noting style... actually, I kinda love
    her....  She makes me feel all warm and fuzzy ....

    
    i love it when even the "litest" of topics gets drawn into the "game".
    this *is* fun!

    I'm really upset that Ray came back from Paris.
    I hope he doesn't start going to clubs again.
    
    Lisa

�    I hope he doesn't start going to clubs again.
    
    Don't worry, I won't.  I only listen to Edith Piaf now.
    
    Ray

    I hate to dance and always say no when asked.
    
    Never even look at home improvement projects.  Wouldn't know a hammer
    from a saw.  I can't cope with being on a ladder three stories up with
    a paint brush.
    
    I am always grouchy and never smile.
    
    I try to stay at work to avoid weekends because my friends try to drag
    me out sailing which I can't stand to do.
    
    I get the most fun out of watching t.v. in fact that is the only topic
    I ever talk about with my friends.
    
    If you hear a rumor that I own a pair of red patent leather streets
    skates - it's a lie.
    
    Martha

    
    halloween and valentine's day are my two favorite holidays
    

    I put pepperoni in my hair whenever the moon is full.
    I juggle weasels in my spare time.
    I never think about sex.
    I once translated the Bible into Pig Latin.
    I play Twister by myself.
    I left my heart in San Francisco.
    I do a dandy impression of Mr. Peabody and Sherman.
    I read notes instead of books because notes don't give me paper cuts.
    I donated my virginity to science.
    I look for bargains on headcheese, and then eat it until I puke.

    -- Mike

    I really love it when my hunting buddy comes running over and
    tells me he just saw a *bear*!!!

I don't actually watch Twin Peaks: I just listen to the music.

M.

    
    Whenever I see a note that has a lot of math in it, especially if
    it has lots of formulae and < % or ! signs in it, I grab my
    special math scratch pad and a couple of freshly sharpened number 2
    pencils and do the computations along with the author of the note.
    If the answer to the calculation comes after a form feed, I can
    hardly wait till the next screen appears after I hit Return.
    
    ;-)
    
    Justine

    You too? !!!!!
    
    Lorna
    

    I think logic is cold and inhuman.  It really isn't useful in day to
    day affairs or interactions with other people.  I wish people would
    just give up using it, and just be wildly emotional.  It is so annoying
    when someone tries to make an argument logical.
    
    In fact, I hate logic so much I cringe when I see people use logical
    notation (such as "If X then Y, X, therefore Y.")  I hate logic
    problems in puzzle books, too.
    
    D!

    
    i love halloween.