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Conference turris::womannotes-v3

Title:Topics of Interest to Women
Notice:V3 is closed. TURRIS::WOMANNOTES-V5 is open.
Moderator:REGENT::BROOMHEAD
Created:Thu Jan 30 1986
Last Modified:Fri Jun 30 1995
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1078
Total number of notes:52352

393.0. "amusing juxtaposition" by BTOVT::THIGPEN_S (ridin' the Antelope Freeway) Fri Sep 21 1990 12:39

    I'd put this in the news-items note, if I had the text in front of me
    to type in.
    
    Did anyone see that the oldest brothel in the U.S., Mustang Ranch (I
    think that's the name), has filed bankruptcy?
    
    This means that the U.S. government must operate the company while the
    case proceeds through the legal stuff.
    
    I love it!
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393.1Will this hurt?ICS::WALKERFri Sep 21 1990 13:113
    Ooooh!  A whole other way for the government to f**k us!
    
    Briana  
393.2JJLIET::JUDYLadies with an attitudeFri Sep 21 1990 13:175
    
    	Yeah, I heard about it.  On the radio they talked to
    	one of the 'employees' and she thought it was quite
    	funny that they are now working for the gov't.
    
393.3love it!TLE::D_CARROLLAssume nothingFri Sep 21 1990 16:245
Hysterical!

This made my day.

D!
393.4GOLF::KINGRSave the EARTH, we may need it later!!!Sun Sep 23 1990 00:395
    I may be one of few but I think it is about time the that this has cum
    about. This is something that has should have happened long time ago.
    
    
    REK
393.5Warning! Pun alert!CUPMK::SLOANEIt's boring being king of the jungle.Mon Sep 24 1990 11:125
    So the Mustang Ranch has gone belly up, huh? 
    
    I guess now they have to stick it to the stockholders.
    
    Bruce
393.6And anotherCUPMK::SLOANEIt's boring being king of the jungle.Mon Sep 24 1990 11:483
    It just shows that business is softening all over.
    
    Bruce
393.7HPSRAD::SUNDARGaneshTue Sep 25 1990 17:3412
    Well actually the Mustang Ranch had already filed for Chapter 11 
    a year or two back, the recent news items refers to a filing for 
    Chapter 7 which I believe amounts to going totally under. When I 
    heard the news I looked up this particular institution in the 
    "Visitors' Guide to Nevada's Brothels" that I'd picked up on 
    a recent trip to Reno (by the way, a most entertaining book that 
    I'd recommend without reservation). To give you some idea of the 
    scale of operations at the Mustang, no fewer than 100,000 "clients" 
    from all over the world visit the Mustang every year. Which makes 
    the bankruptcy filings sound a bit fishy.
    
    Ganesh.
393.8BOLT::MINOWCheap, fast, good; choose twoTue Sep 25 1990 21:257
re: .7:

100,000 clients per year translates to 12 per hour, every hour, every day.

If they weren't making money, at least their laundry service was doing ok.

Martin.
393.9this is better than elephant jokes!COOKIE::CHENMadeline S. Chen, D&SG MarketingThu Sep 27 1990 20:218
    Gee, I wonder if their pricing was based on a cost-plus model, or on
    a market driven model?   If on cost-plus, then they were probably 
    overpriced, and losing market share.  If market driven, being the
    oldest, most traditional establishment around probably meant they
    were losing money.  Good thing we're in hi-tech and don't have those
    problems.
    
    -m
393.10ULTRA::WITTENBERGSecure Systems for Insecure PeopleFri Sep 28 1990 10:5652
    I received this yesterday, and thought it was the best description
    I've seen.

--David

From:	RANGER::TBAKER       "Tom Baker 226-2125 - It's simple, but not easy" 24-SEP-1990 10:05:46.07
To:	nac::_robins,nm%bruce,curless,smaug::ebert,egypt::resale,mastaj,sargent
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Subj:	IRS vs Mustang Ranch


From Barron's, Sept. 24, 1990  "Up and Down Wall Street"
By Alan Abelson.  Copied without permission.

The one pure play on prostitution - and wouldn't you just know -
the  government had to go mess with it.

Last week, everybody's friend, the IRS, seized Mustang Ranch, a
legal brothel in Nevada, and the only publicly owned firm in the
field.  We admit there's something inherently logical about it -
the world's second oldest profession has now merged with the
world's oldest profession (collecting taxes).

Besides peremptorily wiping out a whole category of the stock
market, the IRS - which now stands for Interactive Recreational
Services - has placed in jeopardy a thriving business at a time
when the economy needs every bit of help it can get.  Pragmatic
considerations aside, we view this dastardly act as a direct blow
against private enterprise, and we can't think of a more private
enterprise.

We can only hope that Mustang Ranch's employees, reportedly a
feisty bunch, will not take this lying down.

The IRS claims Mustang Ranch owes between $5 million and $13
million in unpaid taxes.  Conceivably, the issue centers on how
much depreciation a brothel can take, tricky since brothels have
in common with brokerage houses the fact that most of their
assets go home every night.  (We're aware that the two have at
least one other thing in common.)

In any case, it now seems certain that the Mustang Ranch will
wind up in bankruptcy, a prospect that saddens us.  It just
doesn't seem right that a self-respecting outfit must share that
ignominious fate with feckless S&Ls and busted LBOs by the
dozen.  That kind of association is enough to give brothels a
bad name.

(remainder omitted)


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393.11HPSRAD::SUNDARGaneshFri Sep 28 1990 16:457
    If they do the same thing they did with RTC, the S&L bailout company,
    i.e. make a grand announcement in the papers of Mustang junk bonds
    to raise cash, I intend sending in my check right away. In a business 
    like this it's hard to lose forever.. even if you're the government.
    
    Ganesh.