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Conference turris::womannotes-v2

Title:ARCHIVE-- Topics of Interest to Women, Volume 2 --ARCHIVE
Notice:V2 is closed. TURRIS::WOMANNOTES-V5 is open.
Moderator:REGENT::BROOMHEAD
Created:Thu Jan 30 1986
Last Modified:Fri Jun 30 1995
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1105
Total number of notes:36379

921.0. "Heard Any Doublespeak Lately?" by EGYPT::SMITH (Passionate commitment to reasoned faith) Fri Dec 29 1989 13:36

From Doublespeak by William Lutz (Harper & Row)


servicing the target	-->	kill

an anomaly		-->	the Challenger explosion

inhalation hazard	-->	poison gas (specifically, the lethal chemical,
				anhydrous amonia, when transported by
				railroads, per the DOT)

therapeutic misadventure -->	death, resulting when an anesthetist
				accidentally gave a patient a fatal dose of
				nitrous oxide in 1982

limited nuclear war or 
winnable nuclear war    -->	???

revenue enhancers	-->	taxes

learning facilitators	-->	teachers, educators

outplacement		-->	layoff

direct flights		-->	you don't have to change planes

resource development park -->	dump

deep post-consumer 
   secondary materials	-->	garbage or "deep sh*t"
    
    
    What are some examples you can add?
    
    Nancy
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921.1From Ground ZeroCSC32::K_KINNEYFri Dec 29 1989 14:455
    
    	WINNABLE nuclear war?  isn't that an oxymoron?  *8^}
    
    						kim
    
921.2does this count?GEMVAX::KOTTLERFri Dec 29 1989 14:472
    
    casualty   -->   dead person, killed in battle (or otherwise?)
921.3STAR::BECKPaul BeckFri Dec 29 1989 14:481
And here I thought "oxymoron" was what people with low IQs used to treat acne.
921.4FYI - lots more in VISA::JOYOFLEXVALKYR::RUSTFri Dec 29 1989 16:261
    
921.5TINCUP::KOLBEThe dilettante debutanteSat Dec 30 1989 13:341
    Peacekeeper ---> nuclear missle
921.62EASY::CONLIFFECthulhu Barata NiktoTue Jan 02 1990 09:463
    Freedom Fighter :  terrorist, but on our side
    
    
921.7Predicting the end of 800 numbers soon...STAR::BECKPaul BeckTue Jan 02 1990 14:037
Seen on TV recently, sort of fits this category -

"Send for your FREE information pack..."


		- by dialing this 900 number, which the small print reveals
		  will cost you $6.00
921.8MoreUSEM::DONOVANWed Jan 03 1990 11:444
    Trash TV--> Talk show sensationalism
    Pro-life--> Anti-abortion (please don't flame this. It's just an
                example of 80's acronyms.)
    
921.9tanstaaflELRIC::MARSHALLhunting the snarkThu Jan 04 1990 00:3813
    re .7:
    
    FREE has indeed been doublespeak for quite some time. "Buy two, get one
    free". The third one is clearly not _free_ since in order to get it you
    have to buy the first two. Why can't they just say that today 3 costs x, 
    whereas yesterday x would only buy 2?
    
                                                   
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921.10GEMVAX::KOTTLERMon Jan 08 1990 13:101
    man     -->     human 
921.11Real DoublespeakTLE::AURENZScot, DTN 381-0616, zko2-3/n30Mon Jan 08 1990 13:3726
    re: .9

    Right you are! This is "real" doublespeak, at least in the sense
    that Mr. Orwell uses it in *1984*. 

    I think most of the terms in .0 are EUPHEMISMS, instead of doublespeak.
    Euphemisms soften, or downplay, unpleasant topics:
	* "revenue enhancement" vs. "taxes"
	* "outplacement"  vs. "layoff"

    A Doublespeak term, on the other hand, is in DIRECT CONFLICT with the
    concept being described! This is much more dangerous and deceptive 
    than the simply vague or pompous euphemisms. 

    Some examples from *1984* are:
	* "memory hole"  -- a trash can
		You put things you want to FORGET into the memory hole.

	* "Ministry of Truth"
		The government department of propaganda (LIES).



    I would add to this, the popular notion that we can SAVE money
    by SPENDING it (as in a sales promotion)!
921.12the pictures were niceDECWET::JWHITEohio sons of the revolutionMon Jan 15 1990 20:5010
    
    from Life magazine, circa 1957
    
    'All evidence indicates that the position of women in Minoan society
    was free and, in many ways, quite modern. The women enjoyed a social
    status equivalent to men. Within the Minoan religion the chief deities
    were goddesses, and the secular art of Crete depicts women at public
    festivals, mingling in crowds, appearing with men in athletic events.
    Their faces are saucy, impudent and flirtatious.'