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| 399.1 | IMHO | SLOVAX::HASLAM | Creativity Unlimited | Tue Jan 17 1989 11:24 | 4 | 
|  |     Let me start this off with the term IMHO (I *think* that's correct!).
    I'm seeing it used more often, and don't know what it means. Help!
    
    Barb
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| 399.2 | Mine aren't always so humble :^) | SLSTRN::DONAHUE |  | Tue Jan 17 1989 11:27 | 6 | 
|  |     I'm not 100% sure, but I think *IMHO* means:
    
       In My Humble Opinion
         
    
    Susan
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| 399.4 | One more...BTW | PARITY::DDAVIS | THINK SUNSHINE | Tue Jan 17 1989 13:28 | 3 | 
|  |     
    
    	By The Way...
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| 399.5 | From Womannotes V1 | LEZAH::BOBBITT | persistence of vision | Tue Jan 17 1989 14:01 | 33 | 
|  | This collection was boiled down from womannotes V1 - there were 121
replies to the topic, so I figured this would be easier than pointing
there and making you read all of them!....
    			-Jody
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WYSIWYG = what you see is what you get
SWAG = Scientific Wild A** Guess
SNAFU = Situation Normal All Fouled Up
FUBAR = f***ed up beyond all recognition (fouled...right?)    
BOHICA = bend over, here it comes again!
TANSTAAFL = there ain't no such thing as a free lunch
NIH = Not Invented Here - a common attitude problem in some groups.
CYA = cover your a**
BMT = before my time
NFW = no f***ing way
KISS = keep it simple, stupid
SOP = standard operating procedure
NIMBY = not in my back yard!  (what folks say when nuclear plants are planned)
ASAP = as soon as possible
SFSG = so far, so good
BTW = By the way
DILLIGAF =  Does It Look Like I Give A F**k
DOA = Dead On Arrival (computer term borrowed from medical profession)
ACRBS = as can readily be seen
NTS   = not to scale
TLA = Three letter acronym
WC = Water Closet (bathroom)
NBD = no big deal
BYOB = bring your own beverage/booze/bottle
MOTAS = members of the appropriate sex
MOTSS = members of the same sex
MOTOS = members of the opposite sex
SO = significant other
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| 399.6 |  | NRADM::KING | My boy Jesse, he is the best!!!!!!! | Tue Jan 17 1989 15:43 | 5 | 
|  |     Re:5 you forgot the latest one I have seen/heard!!!!
    
    SE- Spouse Equivalent!!!!! Can be used by either gender!!!!!!
    
                REK
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| 399.7 |  | ASABET::BOYAJIAN | Oil is the work of the Diesel himself | Wed Jan 18 1989 05:09 | 15 | 
|  |     re:.1/.2
    
    The "H" can also stand for "honest".
    
    re:.5
    
    Some more:
    
    NFG = "No f***ing good"
    XSO = "Ex-Significant Other"
    RTFM = "Read the (*ahem*) fine manual"
    WYLASOMWTC = "Would you like a saucer of milk with that comment?"
    	(obviously for use in response to catty remarks)
    
    --- jerry
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| 399.8 | I.H.T.F.P. | TFH::MARSHALL | hunting the snark | Wed Jan 18 1989 09:58 | 20 | 
|  |     My favorite is one I don't often see written but I seem to think
    of every now and then:
    
                               IHTFP  
    
    Which can mean either:
    
    	I Hate This F---ing Place
    or
        I Have Truly Found Paradise
    
    This one originated at MIT and there are quite a few other
    translations, one having something to do with Penguins.
                                        
                                                   
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| 399.9 | Great Name for Some Reports | AWARD1::HARMON |  | Wed Jan 18 1989 12:02 | 4 | 
|  |     SWAG  =  Scientific Wild A__ed Guess
    
    P.
    
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| 399.10 | BFD | BIGMOE::MYEE | Ecology is NOT a fad. | Wed Jan 18 1989 19:51 | 4 | 
|  |     
    BFD	=	Big F*** Deal
    
    =M=
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| 399.11 | found on the back of an envelope... | DPDSAL::CRAVEN | any forward gear will do... | Wed Jan 18 1989 20:15 | 4 | 
|  |     		T.S.T.S.A.T.S.T.S.A.
    
    
    To Someone Too Sweet And Too Sexy To Sleep Alone
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| 399.12 | TLA _ Three Letter Acronym | AGNESI::KRUPINSKI | Thank you for using VAXnotes | Wed Jan 18 1989 23:07 | 3 | 
|  | TLA - Three Letter Acronym
				Tom_K
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| 399.13 | not all letters pronounced | WMOIS::M_KOWALEWICZ | Lamar Mundane from 35' ..swish | Fri Jan 20 1989 09:48 | 12 | 
|  | < Note 399.7 by ASABET::BOYAJIAN "Oil is the work of the Diesel himself" >
>>>    RTFM = "Read the (*ahem*) fine manual"
    --- jerry
I learned this is Read the Manual.  The "F" is silent...
					mkowa
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| 399.14 | LSD + PCP + THC = DOA | TINKER::LEVESQUE | this is only a test... | Thu Jan 19 1989 15:52 | 9 | 
|  |     A few I know...
    
    NAHC=     Not A Happy Camper
    TBD=      To Be Determined
    IMAO=     In My Arrogant Opinion    (underused)
    WDAYO?=   What Drugs Are You On?
    WCTSIYW?= What Color's the Sky in Your World?
    -E
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| 399.15 | PFA | BSS::VANFLEET | 6 Impossible Things Before Breakfast | Fri Jan 20 1989 10:11 | 7 | 
|  |     
    
    From a play I was in... 
    
         PFA - Pretty F***king Amazing
    
    Nanci
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| 399.16 | PFM  - the obvious answer | WMOIS::M_KOWALEWICZ | Lamar Mundane from 35' ..swish | Fri Jan 20 1989 10:16 | 5 | 
|  |     <-- 399.15 
    
		Reminded me of a TLA a Tech writer had deleted from the
final copy.   PFM   - Pure Magic  ( again the F is silent)    mk
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| 399.17 | found in bone city.... | DEMING::GARDNER | justme....jacqui | Fri Jan 20 1989 11:42 | 10 | 
|  | 
    R.I.P.  =  Rest In Peace
    
    justme....jacqui    
    
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| 399.18 |  | LEZAH::BOBBITT | persistence of vision | Fri Jan 20 1989 16:52 | 6 | 
|  |     I'm not sure if these are in, but just in case...
    
    PC or p.c. or pc - politically correct
    KO or k.o. or ko - Ken Olson (President of DEC)
    
    
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| 399.19 | IFC | TFH::MARSHALL | hunting the snark | Wed Jan 25 1989 15:09 | 8 | 
|  |     
                          In <ahem> Credible
                                                   
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| 399.20 | More Acronyms than anyone could ever care about | TOKNOW::METCALFE | In my case, one plus one equals six. | Wed Feb 22 1989 13:37 | 49 | 
|  | It seems that sexual intercourse has a lot to do with acronyms.  Is that
why we enjoy using acronyms so much?
   VAX  Virtual Adress Extended
   VMS  Virtual Memory System
   DEC  Digital Equipment Corporation
   MIT+PhD=MONEY
   UFO "The F stands for 'Flying'"
   FWO  For women only 
   ERA  Equal right amendment - earned run average
   NRA  National Rifle Association
   NRC  Nuclear Regulatory Commision
   NOW  National Organization for women
   USDA United State Dairyt Association (?)
   USA  United States of America
   USSR Union of Soviet Socialist Replublic (AKA CCCP)
   USC  University of Southern California
   UCLA University of California, Los Angeles
   UL   Underwriters Laboratories
   AA   Alcholics Anonymous
   AAA  American Automobile Association
   ADA  American Dental Association
   AMA  American Medical Association
   AMC  American Motors Corporation
   GMC  General Motors Corporation
   BMW  Bavarian Motor Works
   CAD  Computer aided design
   CAM  Computer assisted machinery
   PTL  Praise the Lord
   CBN  Christian Broadcasting Network
   CNN  Cable News Network
   TBS  Turner Broadcasting Systems
   CBS  Columbia Broadcasting Systems
   ABC  American Broadcasting Company
   NBC  National Broadcasting Company
   PBS  Public Broadcasting System/Station
   NESN New England Sports Network
   HBO  Home Box Office
   TMC  The Movie Channel
   MTV  Music Television
   IBM  International Business Machines
   ICBM Intercontinental Ballistic Missile
   SALT Strategic Arms Limitation Talks/Treaty
   AARP American Association of Retired Persons/People
With this, I think I'll retire from this reply.
         
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| 399.21 | re .-1 | IAMOK::KOSKI | I'd rather be in Winter Haven | Thu Feb 23 1989 12:21 | 2 | 
|  |     Fyi: USDA=United Stated Department of Agriculture
    
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| 399.22 | FOAD | MIGHTY::MICHAUD | Dead Cat LOVER | Fri Mar 31 1989 12:19 | 3 | 
|  |     
    
    			    F*** Off And Die
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| 399.23 |  | DPDMAI::MATTSON |  | Thu Apr 13 1989 17:16 | 7 | 
|  |     I'm fairly new to wn, and have seen "FWO" and "FGD" on some of the
    titles.  What do these mean?
    
    Thanks,
    
    Becky   oo
            \/
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| 399.24 | FWO & FGD | LEZAH::QUIRIY |  | Thu Apr 13 1989 17:47 | 7 | 
|  |     
    Gee, I know these:
    
    FWO = For Women Only
    FGD = For General Discussion                   
    
               
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| 399.25 | More precisely ... | MOIRA::FAIMAN | light upon the figured leaf | Fri Apr 14 1989 16:48 | 10 | 
|  | According to current conference policy,
FWO means "I would appreciate it if only women would write replies to this
topic, please."
FGD means "This is a topic where anyone is welcome to reply."  (Usually a
companion to an FWO note, since random topics are FGD by default unless
otherwise indicated.)
	-Neil
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| 399.26 | Y.C.M.A.B.S.O.Y.A. | PH4VAX::MCBRIDE | shy Bob... | Fri Apr 14 1989 17:17 | 2 | 
|  |     you can't make a buck sitting down.
    
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| 399.27 | DWF? | LOWLIF::HUXTABLE | Who enters the dance must dance. | Tue Apr 25 1989 12:21 | 6 | 
|  | re:  the discussion on singles' ads
    What's DWF?  I'm guessing "dingbat white female," "dumpy
    white female," "depressed white female," etc...
    -- Linda
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| 399.28 |  | SPMFG1::CHARBONND | I'm the NRA | Tue Apr 25 1989 12:25 | 1 | 
|  |     Divorced
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| 399.29 |  | VLNVAX::OSTIGUY |  | Tue Apr 25 1989 12:26 | 6 | 
|  |     re. .-1
    
    Are you serious?  Divorced White Female     
    
    Anna
    
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| 399.30 |  | LOWLIF::HUXTABLE | Who enters the dance must dance. | Tue Apr 25 1989 18:11 | 11 | 
|  | re .28,.29 
    Yeah, I'm serious!  Hadn't occurred to me that anyone needed
    to put their marital status in a single's ad, since
    presumably everyone advertising is single and looking for
    someone who's single.  But if that's the way the game is
    played... 
    And thanks for the definition!
    -- Linda
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| 399.31 | short and sweet...... | PNEUMA::RYAN | Some days you eat the bear | Thu Apr 27 1989 12:51 | 6 | 
|  | 	Re: last few regarding DWF 
    
    Untill I told her differently, my sister could not understand why
    there were so many *dwarfs* that placed singles ads......
    
    Dee
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| 399.32 | this one sent me into paroxysms of laughter | LEZAH::BOBBITT | seeking the balance | Wed May 31 1989 15:32 | 4 | 
|  | 
    This, as an aside, and not being totally serious
    
        FRS - First Real Schedule
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| 399.33 | per usage in 885.* recently | WR2FOR::OLSON_DO |  | Wed Dec 06 1989 11:19 | 6 | 
|  |     S.A.S.E. = Self Addressed Stamped Envelope
    
    meaning an envelope with your own address and postage stamp affixed,
    to make it easier for someone to answer you via the postal system.
    
    DougO
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