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Conference yukon::christian_v7

Title:The CHRISTIAN Notesfile
Notice:Jesus reigns! - Intros: note 4; Praise: note 165
Moderator:ICTHUS::YUILLEON
Created:Tue Feb 16 1993
Last Modified:Fri May 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:962
Total number of notes:42902

264.0. "Whose the Smallest Man in the Bible?" by MRKTNG::WEBER (Nancy Weber @MKO) Mon Sep 13 1993 16:12

    Peter is the smallest man in the Bible
    
    He slept on his watch.
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264.1yuch! I meant - yuk yuk!POWDML::SMCCONNELLNext year, in JERUSALEM!Mon Sep 13 1993 16:5011
    re: .0
    
    I was going to say that should be moved to the HUMOR topic here, but on
    second thought......
    
    ;-)
    
    (truth be told, I'll be using that horrible joke somewhere soon I'm
    sure, as I rather liked it!!!)
    
    Steve
264.2#2CHTP00::CHTP00::LOVIKMark LovikMon Sep 13 1993 17:363
    The second tallest was Bildad the Shuhite.
    
    Markel
264.3JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Sep 13 1993 17:554
    I don't get it... what's the joke mean?  I mean if I slept on my watch
    [if you were ��talking inuendo]  how would that make me small?
    
    Nancy
264.4ICTHUS::YUILLEThou God seest meMon Sep 13 1993 18:147
Nancy,

It's taking the 'watch' of Mark 14:37 as a wrist-watch.

And the other is making Job's comforter to be a shoe height.

						Andrew
264.5JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Sep 13 1993 18:543
    I figured that... but I still ... oh?
    
    :-) :-) :-)
264.6ok - slept 'in' his watch...ICTHUS::YUILLEThou God seest meTue Sep 14 1993 05:190
264.7TAPE::LKLRaise morals, not taxesTue Sep 14 1993 08:018
    
    
    The 3rd shortest man of the Bible was Nehemiah.
    
    
    Knee-high-miah
    
    
264.8JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Sep 14 1993 12:155
    -1
    
    And it wasn't even a 24!  Hi Lisa... :-) :-)  I understood that one.
    
    
264.9In one way or another... it's always 24.BOOKND::kennellLife is short--boycott sleep.Tue Sep 14 1993 23:234
>> And it wasn't even a 24!  Hi Lisa... :-) :-)  I understood that one.

	264 / 11 = 24