| T.R | Title | User | Personal
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| 1518.1 | pop top... | JURAN::HAUER | | Fri Jun 07 1991 13:21 | 8 |
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Thanks.....and let me be the first....
The KEY portion in the pop top lure is NUN....as in NONE.
Which is how many Team Keg will catch using it.
Gitzit' man_that_felt_great
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| 1518.3 | | LUDWIG::KERSWELL | | Sat Jun 08 1991 11:21 | 6 |
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SHUT YOUR HOLES
(Gill_Raker)
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| 1518.4 | Its in the bag! | XLIB::ALLINSON | The Guide | Tue Jun 11 1991 11:59 | 14 |
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Yo Gitzit,
old buddy,old pal,old Skunkbait,ewe old plastic tubejig
ewe.....
Get a life!!!
The Keg
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| 1518.5 | Did I miss anyone??? | XLIB::ALLINSON | The Guide | Wed Jun 12 1991 13:32 | 45 |
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Ewe gentlemen are aweful quiet? Do ewe not
have faith in your fishing expertise?? OK then....
Tadry & Pardo - well ewe two might as well write
your check and send it to Tadry and then STAY HOME!
Ewe two clowns don't have a chance.
Team Swivel - now these guys are something else.What
I don't know,but,not from this planet.
Davoll & Collier - remember Dick this is a night tournament
I don't want to here about EWE showing at 7....A.M.
Big Bird and The Unknown fisherman...Leave the bag on his
head til the tourney and ewe might consider wearing one
yourself!
Smokin Joe and Bro - These two are contenders for team of
the year after the big win at the Merrimack,but just
knowing these two I can tell they will fall apart and
endup in the cellar.
Gitzit and Lunkah - We know that they WILL catch O-N-E so
I hope for the sake of the team Lunkah can catch the other
nine.
Kiv & B.C. - Gitzit taughtem everything they know so we
can expect A fish from these clowns.
R/O & B.B - Well B.B. never gave me my guide fee for the
info on Lake Urine so he must have caught nothing just
like he will do on Quinsig.
Bartender & Mechanic - well these guys could take the whole
thing only because if I run out The Bartender is my buddy
and if problems arise I can have a beer whilst the mechanic
fixes the problem.
The Keg
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| 1518.6 | ya right | HPSTEK::RHUFF | | Wed Jun 12 1991 13:52 | 9 |
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Hey Keg... I hear John H-C calling you!
We're not worried about you becasue you can't net fish and
Rich Neal can't bend over to lip them!
See you at McQuale's!
Swivel
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| 1518.7 | keg=0, my predictions | DEMING::HAUER | | Wed Jun 12 1991 14:02 | 53 |
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Orlando...I suppose then that since the "rest of us" are moe's..
that leaves you and Rich in 1st....yikes...given the "condition"
you both will be in at 7:00 pm on a Friday...the "big win" for
you guys will be to successfully back up your boat and "hit" the
double wide ramp at Quinsig...:-)
Keg, if I remember right...Rick saved your chestnuts last year
at the night tourney....you performed...how we say...rather...ah...
[Doctah...how much leeway you giving here?]....poorly..[no need
Doc].
So...I have ALREADY written you guys off......
Here goes my predictions.
OF COURSE: Lunkah catches nine....I throw in my ONE big one and
WE win. Keg, you and rich beg for us to tell you the secret of
our success and rather snottily....we say NUNYA!!!!
SECOND: Dr Dick and whoever if he shows.
THIRD: Rick Clunn....making a special appearance...TRYING to
pick up some easy money....no chance Ricky...
Now why the others didn't place so well:
BB and R/O....as slow as BB works a worm on Quinsig...he will only
complete about 10 total casts...not enough....and because of his
large confidence factor...R/O is standing during all ten casts with
the net...:-)
Kiv and BC:....It's true...I taught them all that they know....
unfortunately TWO fish won't place in this thing...:-)
TADRY and PARDO: This is the PEE WEE Herman team of the tourney.
Funny to look at....they will draw the vote from the pocket
protecter crowd. If they DO manage to place....I hear that
ZEBCO is willing to pay some big bucks for them to endorse the
202...:-)
TEAM SWIVEL: If he doesn't kill somebody during the hole shot...
will be too busy showing off his new boat by racing from
one spot to the other.....:-)
WELL...that's a wrap...for those that I forgot...hey...there is
always tomorrow....
Gitzit'
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| 1518.8 | Did I imply that ewe old tubejig ewe?? | XLIB::ALLINSON | The Guide | Wed Jun 12 1991 14:18 | 11 |
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re .7 I suppose that leaves me and Rich in first...
Now I did not say anything about Team Keg cause I
know better than to shoot my mouth off and have to
put up with EWE BOZO's especially that legend of the lakes.
The Keg
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| 1518.9 | No comment | JUPITR::NEAL | Fishing America | Wed Jun 12 1991 14:26 | 10 |
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Now I'm not going to make any predictions, but we do have to look
at past performance, or lack of.
I have to get up there and map out my strategy before this thing. That
way I'll at least know when to tell the "Guide" to shut his hole.
Is there a place to get food on the water at that time of night?
Rich
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| 1518.10 | What a deal | JUPITR::NEAL | Fishing America | Wed Jun 12 1991 15:10 | 31 |
| I have permision from the LEGEND to post this here. If you interest get
to him soon, he may run out of cash, I bit!
From: WMOIS::WATERS_J "What on EARTH are we leaving our children?" 12-JUN-1991 13:55:02.12
To: KIV,BC,SWIV,RICH,KEG,MADMATT,RAY,PARDO,BANDIT,BOOMER
CC: WATERS_J
Subj: This is starting to get expensive.
Here is a deal you won't be able to pass up.
Anyone who BOYCOTTS this night tourney will receive $10.00 worth of tackle
FREE..from the BP catalog.
You pick out what you want on the 30th and I'll order it and pay for it!
I'll even deliver it to you. $10.00 limit.
What do you say, we got a deal? I'll have to limit this offer to the
first 10 callers....CALL NOW.....there are operators standing by!!!
John
President of the GREAT BOYCOTT!
thank You for your support...YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE...call now!!!!
241-3117....The phones are quiet...call now..NOW!!!!
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| 1518.11 | It'll be a dark day | HPSTEK::RHUFF | | Wed Jun 12 1991 15:24 | 11 |
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I think this looks really good! I need some more NUNYAS for Lake
Ontario!
The rest of you have fun on Quinsig!
Good idea Gitzit! Ya running around in the dark to show off my
boat! It'll be dark zipperhead! Nobody will see me! Think about it!
Are you always this numb?
Swivel
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| 1518.12 | Ewe know that tubejig thing that works in HLO. | XLIB::ALLINSON | The Guide | Wed Jun 12 1991 17:42 | 13 |
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re .11
Swiv,
He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer!
The Keg
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| 1518.13 | correction | DEMING::HAUER | | Thu Jun 13 1991 08:39 | 9 |
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OUCH...........sorry Swiv....what was I thinking....what I meant
was that you would be TOO busy changing your lure every three
minutes to catch fish.
and KEG.....SYH.
Gitzit'
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| 1518.14 | | HPSTEK::RHUFF | | Thu Jun 13 1991 11:03 | 10 |
| Dear GITZIT,
I must admit that I follow the rule of if what you're using
isn't producing, then change your bait! This is probably why you've
always been limited to that, "1", #250 Gitzit eating bass!
I'll change presentation, lures, retrieval speeds, etc.
to find out what the bass are hitting. Just a litle clue for the
clueless.
Swivel
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| 1518.15 | We'll neaver fall that far | WMOIS::ANDRIES_F | | Thu Jun 13 1991 11:36 | 5 |
| Hay Kel,
I can't see how we can end up in the cellar when you'll allready be
there filling if up.
Bro
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| 1518.16 | Reads dumb like stump. | XLIB::ALLINSON | The Guide | Thu Jun 13 1991 11:40 | 12 |
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re -.1
Swiv,
He won't get it cause ewe didn't put pictures
in your note or didn't ewe know he can't read??
The Keg
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| 1518.17 | Cast, change, cast, change, etc...etc. | HPSTEK::BCRONIN | | Thu Jun 13 1991 11:57 | 17 |
| RE: .14
Dear Mr. Huff,
We all understand that you should change presentation, lures,
retrieval speeds, etc....... I think the point that Mr. Gitzit was
trying to make was that you shouldn't change ALL of these things on
each and every cast!
Huff in the boat:
1st cast: Poes RC1, fast, shallow.......
2nd cast: Hank Parker Classic Spinnerbait, slow, deep....
3rd cast: Devils Horse, ripping, on top.....
4th cast: Water Balloon, slow, high, at a passing Tadry...
Let's see, new fisherman, 25 lures in the box plus a couple dozen
water balloons........ We'll probably find your boat at McQuales by
about 11:30 - 12:00.
B.C.
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| 1518.18 | BE THERE | JURAN::HAUER | | Tue Jun 25 1991 13:46 | 10 |
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Well I am out tomorrow...mostly.....all of Thursday and Friday
doing what Digital has perfected....the OFFSITE MEETING....gack!
SOOOOOO!!.....good luck...bring cash....see you at the ramp.
Gitzit' too_tired_to_bust_ya'
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| 1518.19 | Tired in a different sense. | XLIB::ALLINSON | The Guide | Tue Jun 25 1991 13:49 | 7 |
| Re. .18
All of us that have met ewe know that ewe are tired.
The Keg
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