Conference wahoo::fishing

   I hate it when you are busy unravelling knotted line, and your fishing
   partner starts catching fish...
   
   No bob, not you...
   
   q
   

           ......when you think you have a big bass on your line and
    it ends up being a big pickerel that breaks your line and swims
    away with my favorite lure!

    IHIW...  You walk to your favorite fishing hole and find a bunch of
    garbage like beer cans, styrofoam worm containers, and other junk left
    by some inconsiderate FOOL.......

    I hate it when I catch a 9 pound largemouth, fight him all the way 
    to the LEGENDMOBILE, throw him in the live well....and the next cast,
    I catch another one.
    
    Legend

     I hate it when people talk up a storm on how they can catch big bass
    but when it comes to actually doing it in a tourny they are lucky if
    they can catch a perch!!
    
    Bass-O-Matic
    

    IHIW
    
    Your out there on the best day of the season, trolling 2 lines,
    and you look over the side, and find out your a little to
    close to the rocks, and the only thing you can do is back
    down over your lines, that wind up in your prop...
    
    all of a sudden it goes from Oh Sh*t to Oh Fu*k
    
    JIm.

    I hate it when I have to be here at work typing this when I would
    rather be out catching the BIG ONES.

    I hate it when you see that lunker by a log, you go to cast beyond get
    a wicked birdsnest in the baitcaster and watch your lure drop with the
    loudest splash in front of him and he simply swims away

    When the wheather man say "Great day tommorrow, clear and sunny".  Call
    in s**k to work get on the water and the wind is 90 MPH!!
    
    				Bart Lasky

    I hate it when I feel a bite on my line and set the hook and have my
    rod bend in half with the pressure, just to find out, I hooked a large
    branch underwater that springs back and makes me think I have a hawg.
    
    

    
    
    IHIW
    
    	You get this terrific bite, fight with it for 10 minutes, and pull
    up A FIVE POUND SNAPPING TURTLE. (Unless of course you enjoy eating 
    turtle soup.)
    
    
    b

    I hate it when I'm surfcasting and all the boats are landing fish
    like crazy a cast and a half away
    					Big Jack
    

	How about when you plan an outing with a fishing partner for 
a set time and when you stop by to pick them up they nedd at least a hour to 
get ready. Thgis is espically painful when you got up at 4 am arrive at thier
house at 5 and don't get to leave thier house till 6:30.

	Then another good one is loading up all the gear and the canoe and 
driving to a remote location, unload get readt to go and realize you forgot 
the paddles.


Johnny Roach

    Watching a blue swim off with the only lure in your box that entices
    strikes...
    
     The Doctah

    Or when your in the boat with your partner using the same line, lures
    and presentations and he's hauling 2-4 lb bass and your hauling out
    perch and crappies

    
    
    .....when you drink to many beers and end up falling out of your boat
    and can't get back in!
    
    Wildman who_is_glad he_learned_how_to_swim_sh*tted-faced!

               If you're that drunk, then let's hope you can't
    get back in your boat to drive it and possibly kill somebody!
    
                Bob_who_doesn't_think_boating_and_excess_drinking_mix!!

    I hate it when you launch your boat, and go to put your wallet in your
    boats glove compartment and see the boat plug sitting there. 

    I hate it when some d*** head thinks there the only one that uses the 
    ramp and takes 15 min to load or unload their boat.

    When You drag Your girlfried out on a fishingtour even if she is
    not interested, You get her all the equipment tells her wath to
    do. She still just want to sit and catch some sun and relax,
    commenting yor fishing all the time. When she finaly desides to
    try, SHE gets THE fish of the year.
    
    
    OOOOHHHHHH sh**
    P
    

    
    	You've got a gigantic brookie on the end of your line while you're
    in your rubber raft, and the wind is blowing like mad....blowing you
    straight towards shore and that big pile of nice sharp sticks and
    rocks!!  
    
    - Rob
    

    when you and your partners start catching a nice school of Bass some
    other fat fool in a big motorboat sees this activity blasts his big
    boat up between the two of you, casts for five minutes, catches nothing
    and blasts out of the hole at ninety miles an hour, swamping your boat
    and cutting your lines.
    
    I hate it when you don't have shotgun in the boat to kill fat fools.

    
    reply to reply .17
    
        Bob, relax- I would never drink and drive on the water or the road,
    I have a 10' john boat with no engine, just paddles. 
    
    Wildman

    I hate it when wildman lies (re.response to note #17).
    
    
                         Sorry Bill, I couldn't resist ;^)

    wildman you sure your not a member of D.A.M.M
    
    			Drunks Against Madd Mothers

    I hate it when your trolling and coming up on your favorite spot,
    and can't decide whether to check your lure for grass or wait until
    you pass the spot.
    
    If you check it,,,,,it's weed-free and you missed your best spot.
    
    If you don't check it until you pass,,,it has 1 long clump of weeds.
    
                                       -Steve

    I hate it when you just begin to pull into your favorite fishing
    hole,,,,and 3 boats are just pulling out.
    
                               -Steve

    I hate it when your Father-In-Law has to head to the shore every
    few casts to retrieve his lure from the shrubs.
    
    Note: This mostly occurs on days when the Bass are hitting close
    to shore.
    
                                           -Steve

    I hate it when there is only 1 boat besides yours in the area.
    
    
    Note: This boat is a 150 Merc. with a water-skier in back.
    
                          -Steve

	I'm fishing a spinnerbait or changing the blades, and my partner tells 
me to take those dam things and throw them all overboard, they don't catch
nothing but a cold,use RUBBER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. And he's 
right.  But they look so good in my tackle box.
	The biggest thing I hate is when the Bass where I fish don't read the 
same books and publications I read on Bass Fishing, so obviously they can't 
appreciate my abilities, BOY DO I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS ! 

                                                  Gary
                                              

           

     ... I get a free day from the gestapo only to find there's no one else
    with that same day free to go fishing...

    I hate it when my wifes finds out i went fishing
    instead of going to work on saturday morning. and
    then i have the nerve to ask her to go fishing in
    the afternoon.

    I hate it when my wife says sure go ahead and buy that Ranger Bass boat
    when you can figuire out how to drive it to work.
    
    

    
    
    Things I REALLY HATE...nice topic..;8)..
    
    I HATE IT when I've spent 15 Minutes paddling across a pond to a likely
    looking cove, to have some dubber in a motor boat RACE over there to
    fish it before me.
    
    I HATE IT when I'm canoe fishing and catching fish to look around and see 
    half a dozen other boats headed my way.
    
    I HATE IT when I'm ice fishing and taking fish on ONE trap and some dubber 
    comes over and power augers four holes RIGHT next to my "hitting" trap!
    
    I HATE IT when I dont catch fish on a dry fly and my partner is hauling 
    pounder trout one after the other on a wet line.
    
      Tight lines
    
       Ed

    RE .31
    
    I hate it when I manage to get day off from this asylum and 
    someone else also has it off. Especially if he gets to *MY* 
    honeyhole first and pulls out *MY* trout!
    
    Eki
    

    I hate it when I get skunked.
    
    
    Three trips in a row...
    
    Ed
    

     I have such a lousy spring (fishing success wise) that everytime the
    topic of fishing comes up, I get heaps of abuse by my family. :-(
    
     The Doctah
    
    Thank God things are looking up!

    I hate it when....
    
    I have just spent $100. with Bass Pro shop and then the new catalog
    arrives the next day!
    
    Brian

    When I attend the annual Ice Fishing Derby 2 years in a row
    and don't even get a wind flag!!! (next year!!!)
    
    			moose

    
    I hate it when you drop your 100$ fishing pole in the water and then 
    your fishing partner procedes to catch a 5 1/2 lber.GRRRRrrrrrrrrr.

    .....you've spent the entire morning fishing your pond and the only
    fish you've seen are the 200 to 300 that have risen all around your
    boat, but no where near your fly.....
    
    ....the weekend comes and the HoneyDoList from your wife is six pages
    long, but does not mention anything about time-off for fishing....

    You've just finished packing up when you see something break the
    surface of the water. You turn to leave, but then hear the water splash
    again. You really should go home, but you set up again and cast out
    again.
    
    You then hear the roar of laughter from your fishing buddies and then
    realize that they've been throwing rocks all along...

    
    
    
            I hate it when....
    
               You're Ice-fishing by yourself and you lock your
            keys in your car and you already setup.
    
                       
                                      The Keg
    
    

	IHIW you're ice fishing with friends and you drop your keys down
	the release hole...

    	   IHIW I go icefishing with the Keg, cause I Hate Ewe!
    
    	Dick _ea_

    IHIW
    
    	Your headed down the river in an area you've been through dozens
    of times and since you were last there some a**hole places a huge
    bolder about a foot under the water. And all this at 40 MPH. OUCH!!!
    
    
    John.

    IHIW
    
    	Your trolling battery only lasts an hour on a windy day and then
    your fishing partner rips your pull cord out of your outboard motor!

    I hate it when I sit at this desk all day and every day 
    
    and read about all the fish you guys catch back there.
    
    Doesn't it ever rain or anything back there, don't you guys have to gut
    the grass or paint the house or watch the Kids, or doe any thing other
    than fish.:^)
    

    
    
    
                I hate it when Rich brings me to his so called
                HOT SPOTS and neither of us catch anything!!!!
    
                I also hate it when Rich is catching all the fish
                and I ask him what he is using and he tells me....
    
    
               "They seem to be hitting best on a six inch NUNYA!"
    
    
                                            I HATE EWE!
    
                                                      
                                               The Keg

IHIW I'm pulling the ^$%@$# starter cord until I sweat, and someone says
"Shouldn't that kill switch thingy be plugged in?"

    I hate it when I read these notes files and nobody is running bush
    hooks or trot lines for catfish......
    
    
    You haven't lived until you a riding along the river and just barely
    sunup and that limb line is shaking and jumping then you pull in a 
    10 lb. channel cat.
    
    Debbie
    a "real" Florida fisher

    
    
    I hate it when you come home, find someone has broken into the garage
    and stolen three rods, your favourite tackle box, a boat seat and
    an anchor.
    
    
    
    
    I don't mind it so much when the insurance will cover it and I get
    to go shopping for everything.   But I still hate it.
    
    Roger

    IHIW someone writes a note about catching too many fish and then
    telling us he can't tell us where.
    
    IHIW I do an update on the directory and see there are 227 new notes
    while I was out on business and then finding out 200 of them are
    harassment notes between tournie members.

    IHIW people complain about reading other peoples notes that they 
    could have just skipped over with the NEXT UNSEEN feature...
    

    your buddy calls you from the lake telling you the weather is
    beautiful, a big bite is on, there are NO WATER SKIERS, and you have
    to WORK!!!

	........I start talking about purchasing a bass boat and the wife,
	upon hearing this anounces that she will start shopping for a fur 
	coat in the same price range as the boat.

    
    
    IHIW.. I can't tell you guys where my PRIVATE lake is and have to
    catch bass all day and night.. while you'll be on Quinsig catching
    nothing!

    IHIW SENIOR::PENNING assumes stupid things.....
    
    

    
    
    I hate it when I am right!

    I hate it when you go all the way up to lake ontario for a 4 day trip
    and in the first ten minutes fishing for smallies the KEG breaks your
    trolling motor prop. I hate it even more when not one store for 50
    miles has a replacement.

    	I hate the Keg
        Rich

    IHIW 10lb blues attack your squid speader bars and mack chains
    when trolling for tuna. I hate it even more when the squid cost $5 a
    piece and 6 out 8 need replacing....
    
    Bruce

    
    IHIW you get up at 4:30 a.m. head outside where it is a nice 65
    degrees, with no wind, you manage to hit every light green on your way
    to pick up your fishing partner, whose last words were "pick me
    up at five, I'll have coffee ready" and he's still ASLEEP!!!!!
    
                                            Walt

    IHIW you get to this great fishing hole and you tell your partner just
    watch and you'll see the bass are everywhere and then for the next 4
    hours you watch them leap and tail dance chasing bugs but not touch a
    single thing you pitch out at them.
    
    IHIW you then find out throwing your 787 Plano tackle box after them
    was a bad idea cause it sinks.

    
    
    	I hate it when the trips before and after you take your neighbor
    you catch 8 - 10 large enough to brag about and when your neighbor
    comes out to the same spot with you, the only thing you catch is
    a cold.
    
    STeve
    

    IHIW when all winter and spring long you look at this nice looking pond and
    keep thinking this will make a good fishing hole.  Then summer comes
    you travel a half hour to get there and find it's now 100% lily pads
    with no holes to even fish through.

    IHIW you read 101 notes on the DEC Bassmasters Classic and still don't
    have the final date or place identified

    I hate it when the wife is down cellar and opens my overflowing Plano
    787 tackle box, sees the boxes and stacks of lures and rubber stuff on
    my bench that won't fit in the box and says,,,,,,,Say Brian how much
    does all this stuff cost?????
    

    IHIW, I start laying subtle hints by leaving the BPO catolog out with
    filled in orderblanks for new tackle for Christmas and my wife simply 
    tapes them to the overflowing tackle box and pencils in "fat chance"

 At least she has a sense of humor...

    She'd have to!

     Dump the weife and get a "Winter Only" mistress...
    
    Caringly,
    
    The Skoal Bandit

    IHIW  I finally hide all that excess tackle that won't fit in the box,
    vest or bench and then come home to find the new BPO filled with new
    tackle and nifty stuff that begs to be bought....;^)
    
    Brian

    IHIW  Your dog gear clutch strips when you have just gotten through the
    mouth of the MERRIMACK on the FOURTH of JULY and you have to come back
    through in REVERSE on an OUTGOING tide with every B*TTHEAD on the river
    trying to SWAMP you.
    
    
    Dwayne

    	I hate it when I sit down Saturday night to look through the papers
    and sales flyers for the week (I've been working lots of overtime) and
    find that The Fair's big fishing sale ended that day. 8-( 
    	It looks like I could have saved some serious coin if I had known
    about it sooner.
    
    Barry
   

    
    	You want to save diskspace?  I vote you delete this note.
    
    	I hate it when...
    
    	Sincerely,
    	
    	Rodney Huff