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1149.1 | Now I know - | CASV01::PRESTON | Better means to worse ends... | Sun May 28 1989 19:07 | 21 |
| Maybe not so strange-but-true, but on Saturday the wife and I went
bass fishing real early (Winni area) - she's a beginner, and, compared
to her, an 'expert'... anyhow, we got off to a slow start, no fish
for a couple of hours, then I caught a sunfish - big deal - on a
tiny perch replica, while she had so far caught nothing. We were
both getting a bit irked since it's supposed to be the best fishing
of the year right now, and I handed her a chartreuse grub and said,
"try this". She proceeded to catch two feisty smallmouth beauties,
while I remained skunked. Shortly after that, being butt-numb from
the plastic canoe seats, we headed home... I feel a bit like the
guy in the previous story, but I didn't want to emulate his behavior,
however. My wife must be ok, not only is she not rubbing it in at
all, but she's not even making a big deal about in around the
relatives... she's a keeper!
... then I go back and read in the Hunting and Fishing Library:
Smallmouth Bass book that bright flourescent grubs work real well
on smallies around spawning season... :-(
Ed
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1149.2 | Wrong kind of boat mate. | GENRAL::HUNTER | from SUNNY Colorado, Wayne | Mon May 29 1989 18:36 | 24 |
| While out fishing a couple weeks ago in my belly-boat, I was
fighting my way through the moss and hydrilla to get from one side
of the lake to the other. I turned around in my tube and saw a
snake swimming through the water about 30 feet away. Since the
snake was down wind and in waves, I didn't think much about it and
continued casting. Not knowing what type of snake it was and not
wanting to paddle into it, I looked around again only to find about
a 3 1/2 foot long rattler making a beeline for my belly-boat. Now,
I am not USUALLY an ungracious host. However, in this case, I didn't
quite feel that a 20 inch truck tire inner-tube was quite large
enough for me AND that little rattler. So, after I beat the &&*()
out of him with my rod tip, he decided that it would be less painful
to go ahead and swim on across the bay.
There were some people over on a ledge on the cliff about 50
yards away from me at the time. One of the people there told me
later that they thought they were going to have to call the paramedics
for me. They thought I was having some kind of fit out in the middle
of the lake. Needless to say, they had the same kind of reaction
when my little friend swam up onto the cliff and coiled up on the
end of the ledge. It was not very long until he had that whole
cliff ledge to himself. Then the guys on the bank figured out what
was happening out in the middle of the lake.
Needless to say, I had to wash my waders out when I got home.
:-)
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1149.3 | more from sportfishing... | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | TBD | Tue May 30 1989 10:15 | 16 |
| Two fishermen were understandibly disturbed when they found a pair of
male legs inside a large tiger shark they had caught. The murder
victim's (apparently so, the legs were bound at the ankle) identity
is being investigated by the police.
A man in Austria bet his wife a week's worth of doing the wash that he
would catch more fish than she. Little did he suspect that his wife
would become the women's national fishing champion, a feat that has
kept him washing dishes for the last 18 months.
A man dropped his wristwatch into the water while fishing. The next
day, his son went back to the same spot with a group of friends. The
man's son caught the only fish of the day. As they cleaned the fish,
the noticed a strange lump in the stomach. It was the man's wristwatch.
The Doctah
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1149.4 | Dredging for fishing equipment. | BTOVT::SCHOFIELD_K | | Tue May 30 1989 12:25 | 25 |
| I was just going to look a dir listings for this topic when lo and
behold...
True story from this weekend folks: My 6 year old son Jason and my
brother in law Frank went fishing out on the Lamoille river in Northern
Vermont. We were doing some real easy bank fishing using shiners and
worms with a large split shot to keep it on the bottom. My son (being
a bit impatient as 6 year olds can be) didn't care for the pole on the
stick routine and continued to cast while Frank and I looked on
commenting on his technique (he's really quite a fisherman and has been
fishing for 3 years now) Ok, enough fatherly pride. On with the
story: After some time we noticed Frank's rod tip start to bounce and
then stop. After doing nothing for about 30 seconds he put it back on
the stick and turned back towards me as the rod and reel took off at a
blistering pace into the water. Frank could no longer see the rod
(which was on loan to him from yours truly). Frank grabbed Jason's rod
and cast in the general direction of the rod that got away, snagged the
line near the rod tip and proceeded to reel in the rod. He then
returned Jason's rod and took hold of his original rod eventually
landing a 15" rainbow in the process.
What a day! We caught and released 12 fish that afternoon, and kept
the 15 incher for the grill that night. Going back on Wednesday night.
Ken.
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1149.5 | Next time I'll bring a camera with film! | PACKER::GIBSON | I'm the NRA | Tue May 30 1989 12:55 | 15 |
| How about back in 1944 when a boat of fishermen in long Island sound
were out dragging nets for bottom fish, There net was suddenly halted
as their winch strained to haul it in.
The catch of the day turned out to be a German U Boat on patrol
along our coast.
On another note? Last summer I caught a dayglo floresent orange
fish up off Hampton Beach. Wierdest thing anybody ever saw? We put
it in a lobster trap for a week and nothing ate it? Then we tried
to give it to the seagulls, who would not even touch it?
Is this the first of mutant fish from Seabrook? or mabye from the
New York toxic waste dumpping?
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1149.6 | Killer Trout | GRAMPS::LASKY | | Fri Jun 02 1989 11:05 | 27 |
|
This came out of the 6/1/89 Boston Globe. It just goes to show you those
nice looking fish sure are MEAN!!
UPI London
A Rainbow trout named Tiddles devoured six normally ferocious piranhas
after a fight with other trout forced it to jump from its tank into
another, the director of the Tropiqarium said yesterday.
Tiddles leaped from a 12 foot tank at the Tropiquarium, which displays
exotic fish in Watchet, 120 miles west of London, into the piranha tank.
"It must have been fighting with other fish, and it jumped in with the
small piranhas." said the aquariums director, Stephen Smith. "We started
with 17 and now there are just 11"
Ben Hanson a trout breeder who supplied Tiddles to the Tropiquarium, said
trout are violent and "are quite omnivorous."
Smith said the 8 pound Tiddles is now in a tank alone, and seemed in no
danger from the piranhas, which have the reputation of stripping a man's
flesh to the bone is seconds.
Bart Lasky
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1149.7 | Dem Piranas | DLOACT::BEAZLEY | | Fri Jun 02 1989 11:13 | 5 |
| Dey foun som ob dem in de Atchafalaya River don chere som years
bak. Dey figgur sombody put dem dere wen dey got tired ob dem. I
dunno if anybody caught any yet tho.
Coonass
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1149.8 | questioning the source | HPSTEK::HAUER | | Fri Jun 02 1989 11:52 | 11 |
|
Bart...are you sure that information didn't come from the newspaper
you were reading while waiting in the express line at the grocery
store...:-)....You know next to the article about the alien
baby born to the Houston couple?????
Gitzit'
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1149.9 | Super Trout! | CASV05::PRESTON | Better means to worse ends... | Fri Jun 02 1989 12:58 | 8 |
| � Tiddles leaped from a 12 foot tank at the Tropiquarium, which displays
� exotic fish in Watchet, 120 miles west of London, into the piranha tank.
Wait a minute, "Tiddles leaped... 120 miles west of London, into
the piranha tank."??
Some fish!!
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1149.10 | All the news thats fit to print | GRAMPS::LASKY | | Mon Jun 05 1989 21:24 | 6 |
| Gitzit,
Knowing the Globe nothing would surprise me, believe me it was in the
globe and we all know if it's in the newspaper then it must be true?
Bart Lasky
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1149.11 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | Sad Wings of Destiny | Tue Jun 06 1989 10:58 | 20 |
| I have had the story of the large, piranha eating trout confimred by
several sources.
New ones:
A man was fishing for white marlin out of (Jersey, I think). His buddy
hooked a white, which was doing its best to get away. One of it's jumps
landed it in the cockpit where its bill pierced the man's chest.
Somehow the man remained in control enough to gaff the fish before he
collapsed. He survived.
One of the writers for Saltwater Sportsman was stabbed in the buttocks
by a sailfish. (Ouch!)
Another writer for SWS (Charles Wasserman, I think) was fishing on a
bridge in Florida. On the backcast he hooked a Ford station wagon,
which he played expertly for a hundred yards or so until he melted his
drag washers. :-)
The Doctah
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1149.12 | Just need bigger tackle :-) | VICKI::DODIER | | Tue Jun 06 1989 11:35 | 9 |
| re:11
You need at least a 6/0 reel to land a Ford station wagon:-)
This may be strange to some and common knowledge to others
but while jigging for cod this past weekend I realized that my hot
hook was a teaser consisting of a 7" purple worm on a #6 hook.
RAYJ
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1149.13 | Real strange tales (But True) | SALEM::BOURGAULT | | Fri Jun 09 1989 15:37 | 32 |
| Strange Experiernce!!!!!!!!!!!!
While fishing with my bass-in partner on Winni last week we had
this rare occurrence.
WE were pre-fishing(tournament) for smallmouths along a rocky shoreline, when
at the same instance we both made a cast to rock on the point. Our
baits landed about 3 feet apart. My line started pulling toward
the boat and toward the left. I reeled in my slack and set the hook
at the same time my partner started reeling his slack and realized
that a fish had taken his bait, he set the hook. At this time my
fish was coming in and I felt a sharp pull. The fish I had on was
now visible and both my line and my partners appeared to be coming
from the same fish. As he got closer to the boat we started arguing
with each other that one of us had snagged the other person's line.
As we brought the fish aboard one of us from the front and one from
the rear (18ft boat) we both lifted him from the water. Upon closer
inspection what we found was my partners bait (gizit) was in the
mouth of the fish and my gizit was a lip hook. Has anyone out there
have this happen to them.
To add to this trip on the day of the tournament we launched my
partners boat without his plug in. When we noticed it he had to
strecth over the side and insert it. Mission accomplished (thanks
to the bilge pump) we started fishing. About an hour later he started
complaining of a burning feeling on his forearm he also had a lump
with two distinct puncture marks. It appears he was bitten by a
snake . Fortunately he ended up with nothing more than a large black
and blue mark left from the expierence. All considered it was Great
Fishing!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1149.14 | WOMAN HIT IN HEAD BY LEAPING FISH | GRANMA::JAMES | | Fri Jun 09 1989 17:55 | 22 |
| Here's one I've had hanging on my bulliten board for a couple of
years.
PHILADELPHIA- A 19 year old woman remains in critical condition
at Lower Bucks County Hospital after being knocked out by a 20 pound
muskellunge that jumped over her fishing boat in the Delaware River
yesterday, a hospital spokeswoman said.
Leigh Malloy,19,was in a bass boat traveling about 40 mph when the
fish jumped "three or four feet out of the water and nailed her
in the head," said Chief Mike Plebani of the Bucks County Rescue
squad.
"It was the weirdest I've ever heard of," Plebani said.
Malloy was unconscious when her male companion brought her into
the Neshaminy State Park marina at 5:30 p.m. Thursday.
She was admitted to the hospital for head trauma and was in the
intensive care unit, said Charlotte Rebuck, a hospital spokeswoman.
JA-Who hopes that the fish is OK
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1149.15 | Ski Technique | WR1FOR::ADELMAN_AA | Department of Redundancy Dept. | Mon Jun 12 1989 19:31 | 6 |
| I was with my cousin this past weekend and he told me that while
he was waterskiing @35mph, a fish jumped out of the water and landed
on his thigh. The flopped on his thigh for about 5 seconds. He said
that he was so suprised that he failed to grab the fish. True Story.
Aaron Adelman
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1149.16 | You had to be there!!! | SALEM::EASTER | | Tue Jun 13 1989 11:46 | 11 |
| Here's one for ya!!
Dave Ayotte told me about the time he was fishing by the dam and
bridge at Beaver Lake in Derry early one spring. He was using a
fly rod trying to pickup some trout and on one of his back casts
he hooked a bumper of a passing car. Well, he said that after playing
the car all the way down through his backing line, and with nothing
left on his reel, the car broke his line and got away.
John.
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1149.17 | Monster from the deep ... | NRADM::KARL | | Wed Jun 14 1989 18:14 | 27 |
| I was fishing for flounder under the Newport Bridge a week and half
ago, trying out my new fishfinder. After not having any luck - I
had just hauled up to move on when I noticed a school of fish
right under the boat on the fish finder - then the water started
boiling up with what I'm guessing was a school of Mackerel (could
have been an early school of Blues). I had a Cristmas tree rig on
my casting rod and was a little slow on the draw and the school had
moved on before I got off a cast. I tried to chase them down but
lost them. I ended up going back to another spot and anchoring
again.
A little while later I saw this boiling motion again about 75' from
the boat. I was ready for the suckers this time. As I went for the
casting rod, this black thing starts coming out of the water! I
thought what the hey - one of those monsters from a Gary Larsen
cartoon is coming up to get me!
Well - a scuba diver with no flag almost got nailed with a Christmas
tree rig! Scared the hell out of me!
I just got my diver certification, so I know this guy should definitely
have had a flag up.
I hauled up again and got out of the area, as I didn't want to end
up catching this guy!
Bill
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1149.18 | The fish strikes twice | KAOA01::LAPLANTE | Not the Northern Magus | Wed Aug 23 1989 09:56 | 24 |
|
I was fishing on Sunday with my son and a friend.
We weren't getting much bass but the pike were hitting a lot with
most in the 4-5 pound range.
At one point I hooked into something that was really pulling and
it figured to be a reasonable pike. Never found out though because
it gave an extra tug and the line snapped clean.
Oh well, hook up again with another lure and keep on fishing. About
twenty minutes to a half hour later I hook into another nice fish.
This one isn't getting away.
As we brought him to the boat, I noticed something hanging from
the side of its mouth. When we brought it in, the thing hanging
was some line, the leader and my lure from earlier. The pike weighed
6 1/2lbs and was released, after I retrieved both my lures.
This should show that fish will strike even if they had recently
been caught and released. Of course pike are constantly ravenous
so this might not be a good example.
Roger
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1149.19 | PIKE <> FISH | GENRAL::HUNTER | from SUNNY Colorado, Wayne | Wed Aug 23 1989 14:50 | 3 |
| Roger,
Since WHEN do you call those EATING MACHINES fish???? There
are fish, and then, THERE ARE PIKE!!! Don't confuse the two. :-)
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1149.20 | The one I didn't mean to catch | SA1794::CUZZONES | What a maroon! | Fri Aug 25 1989 14:16 | 31 |
|
This has happened a few times in the past but since the latest
incedent was yesterday, the details are fresher in my mind.
I was fishing the Westfield river for smallmouth and was wading
a section that is pretty tough going. The banks are steep rock
and underbrush and the river bottom alternate between deep much
and slippery stones. At one point, I left the river, climbed the
banks and returned a hundred yards upstream to a flat rock along
the shore. My first inclination was to cast downstream and work
my way upstream but the foliage was pretty thick overhead and I'd
left enough lures in the treetops already. So, I told myself that
I'd allow one cast and if it went tree-climbing, I'd give up and
work upstream. Well, you know what happened. The line went over
a high branch, the lure dropped into the water and I cursed to myself.
I tugged and reeled and was surprised to meet resistance since the
line was merely draped (not wrapped around) over the branch. I
tugged again and a bass jumped out of the water with my lure in
his mouth. I tugged again, he jumped again and I reeled while he
was airborn. He dropped, the branch snapped and I reeled him the
rest of the way. The deliar said he was a wiggle over 3#.
On another note, I caught 2 salmon parr (smolts?) by mistake in
the same spot. They released several thousand 3 miles downstream
a couple months ago. If these guys are any indication, I can't
wait for the to grow up and return. I've never seen a 6 inch fish
that fought so hard. I hope I live to see the day when Mass. has
an open season on Atlantic Salmon.
-SSS-
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1149.21 | A new pole... | RIPPLE::CORBETTKE | KENNY CHINOOK | Fri Aug 25 1989 18:14 | 23 |
| I guess this story would fit in here.
I was fishing the "Ghost Hole" in the Tillamook Bay. It's a small
area that the salmon tend to school up before they begin their run
up the rivers. (There are 5 salmon bearing rivers that dump into
the bay). Anyway, due to the concentration of salmon, there is
also a concentration of fishermen. It's like bumper cars there
as people troll VERY slowly to attract the wily chinook. a lady
in the boat next to us had hook onto a very large salmon and was
fighting as best she could. We though we were clear, but the salmon
crossed my buddies line and was hung up. We backed up the boat
and cut his line to free her fish. He was left with the remaining
line and hooks, diver, flasher in his hand. We backed on down to
the bottom of the hole to collect our gear, but by then it had hung
up on the bottom. As I backed down, he was taking up line around
his hand. When we got over the hang up we started to tug on the
line. IT TUGGED BACK. Now he's got a big chinook running all over
the place, the line is cutting into his hand and I'm trying to manuever
the boat so he won't lose it. (The fish or his hand.) We were
finally successful and got a nice 27# chinook in the boat and a
guy with a slightly purple hand. I can tell you a fishing pole
takes that beating a hell of a lot better than your arm.
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1149.22 | Ever been humbled by a 4 yr old??? | BOXORN::ROY | June 13.... 150,000 | Mon Aug 28 1989 16:36 | 69 |
|
Maybe not such a strange story, but I got a kick out of it.
Have you ever been humbled by a 4 year old?
A key part of this story is the lure used. In reading many
of the notes in this file over the last year or two, I came
across one or two where some of you had teased 8*) a fellow
angler about one of his lures. It was the skinny rubber
worm with the two red beads and the spinner propeller. I
seem to think the jist of it being that it was a 'toy' and
that he should try a real lure.......... 8*).
Now, the subject. He is my girlfriends son, 4 1/2 years old,
named John. I've been taking them up to my place on Lake
Horace in Weare, N.H. for the last two summers. We almost
always get some fishing in. For the last year, we have been
teaching John how to use a fishing pole, by giving him only
weights without hooks until he learned to cast, etc. without
killing someone. So, we bought him his own rod and reel, a
kiddy Zebco, about 3' long. Then for Christmas, this past,
I bought him a kiddy tackle box with 196 pieces. In it were
all the usual things, plus a couple of the above worms.
So, yesterday, we go to the lake for the day. Now, in the
past two summers, I have only caught one bluegill from the
dock, although I watched a friend catch a small smallmouth
there. So, we get to the dock. I get the gear from the van,
and while getting everything, Jacki brings Johns pole and
box to him, puts on this abovementioned 'silly worm', and
he gets started. I'm next to him on the dock setting myself
up. All of a sudden he starts yelling ' I got something,
help!!!!' So, I figure, sure, a log. I go to grab the rod,
but things are moving!!!!!!!!! So, I reel in a bit, and
instead of a log feeling, this thing starts pulling back,
and hard!!! I give it back to John, so that he can reel
it in, but between the whatever pulling, the roughness of
the way his reel works (kids, sand, etc), and the fact that
whatever it is has gone under a floating deck, he can't do
it. So, I take it back, and reel it in til we can see it.
I'll be damned.......... We pull in a good sized bass,
at least 12" in length. Unfortunately, my camera battery
had just died, no scale, and no tape measure. I unhook it,
and hold it for him. Now, I always throw them back, and
wanted to just dip the fish quick then let John check it
out, but like most genious' 8*), I lost the fish. As the
tail touched the water, he gave a good flip, and I let go.
Poor John.............
Yes, I do feel the fool..... But, the best part. After
the first one went, I told John to get his pole, maybe he
can catch him again. He does that, throws it in, and
starts yelling again. Damn if he didn't catch another.
Only this time it was only 6-7" long. Jacki and I each
got one bite, then nothing for the rest of the day.
You know you are in trouble with a 4 year old humbles you.....
The best part, is that is the largest bass I have seen from
there. Also, I got such a thrill that the one lure that
gave many of you such a laugh, caught more fish than my
whole box full of stuff has. (That doesn't mean to say
that I know how to fish.......)
Oh what a feeling.................
Glenn
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1149.23 | Bet we start a run on propeller worms now | TOMCAT::PRESTON | What makes the Hottentots so hot? | Mon Aug 28 1989 17:41 | 9 |
| re -.1
Well, before I "knew" any better, I caught an 18�" FAT smallmouth
on just such a lure. Looked like it could fly with that little
propeller. The biggest fish I've caught since then is still 2" smaller.
Ed
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1149.24 | I like the red ones! | HPSCAD::BPUISHYS | Bob Puishys | Wed Aug 30 1989 12:14 | 8 |
| People only laugh at lures they don't have!! bassin Bob has two
them red ones in his box that are so old and ripped they won't stay
on the hooks, The work great for small mouths. The spinner gives
that extrat little flash on a bright sunny day that will get them
to hit.
Bassin Bob
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1149.25 | Alternate Texas rigging ?? | SA1794::CUZZONES | What a maroon! | Wed Aug 30 1989 15:07 | 6 |
|
The only time I laughed at someone using a worm pre-rigged with
beads and spinners was when it was coupled with a bobber and still
fished. Honest.
-SSS-
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1149.26 | HOW MANY HOOKS??? | GENRAL::HUNTER | from SUNNY Colorado, Wayne | Fri Sep 01 1989 15:07 | 17 |
| The other day I was out on my favorite lake fishing for Crappie.
So, I was fishing with 6# test line, bobber, and nightcrawler. (The
REAL KIND. :-) ) I was hopping the worm along rather than just tossing
it out and drowning the worm type fishing. I would let the bobber set
in one spot till I knew the worm had gotten down to the full depth.
Then, I would quickly pull the bobber forward about 3 feet to yank the
worm up. Then, let it swing back under the bobber again. I had been
doing this for about 20 minutes when SUDDENLY, as I pulled the bobber,
it disappeared in a BIG SPLASH!!! I felt a tug on the line. I was SO
SURPRISED that I forgot to set the hook. (Good thing, too, as it
turned out.) Suddenly, the fish turned loose of the bobber. By this
time, the worm was just about the bobber depth and just sort of
floating down. (No weight on the worm, just a hook.) The fish then
inhaled the worm. Turned out to be a little 4 pound, 18" Bass. Now, I
hook a hook on the bobber as well as the worm. (Lost a bobber to a
Pike that way last week when he inhaled the bobber, but, that's a
different story.)
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1149.27 | Not a strange story, but a TRUE story | SAVVY::LUCIA | He's dead, Jim | Fri Sep 08 1989 12:23 | 37 |
| Here is a personal story that I think you all might find interesting.
Three summers ago, while still in college, I was working selling sporting
goods in Lechmere (now discontinued). When they went on clearance, I purchased
a Fenwick 8.5' 6 weight fly rod for 67% off (clearance) plus 15% off (emp.
discount), thinking I might like to try this some day.
In February, I went (with some of you) to the fishing expo in Worcester and
saw Lefty Kreh. After witnessing his casting ability, I memorized all of
his tips and went home to pratice. The only open area in the apts where I
lived was on the duck pond. Mind you this is February, so it was frozen.
All the neighbors thought I was wacky, bundled up in winter clothes and
fly casting on the ice. All summer I practiced casting to bluegills in small
ponds nearby.
(now for the good part)
I spent the last 8 days in the Rocky Mountains (Telluride, CO) fishing for
trout. I caught my first one 2 hours after I arrived (take into account
that I had to unpack, get a license and find a place). I fished the San
Miguel river, Trout Lake, Priest Lake and Woods Lake. All that practicing
paid off as I ended up with 22 beautifully colored trout. 17 rainbows,
2 browns and 3 brookies. The biggest was about 16" and the smallest about 6".
All fought like I had never experienced, especially on a fly rod. If you
are ever in the area, I HIGHLY recommend stopping at one of these locations.
The water is cold (~45 degrees), crystal clear (but contains some heavy
metals and farm animal droppings, so don't drink it) and beautiful. In the
lakes you could see dozens of fish cruising and rising to midges. The river
is pretty shallow (1-4' average) and is completly rocky-bottomed. It is
not too difficult to wade. The mountains defy all attempts at photographs
and I couldn't find 1000 appropriate words.
Best time I've had in a LONG time.
Tim
P.S. Now for those choppers...
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1149.28 | Paraphrased from Lancaster Pa. New Era | MJOFS::OWENS | just call me Buck | Mon Sep 11 1989 12:16 | 19 |
| On Saturday evening, a man launched his canoe from the Wrightsville
side of the Susquehanna river and paddled approx 1/4 mile offshore.
He stepped out of the canoe onto a rock and as he tried to reenter the
canoe he lost his balance and fell into the water. The canoe tipped
over and the paddles took off downstream, the man started screaming for
help and his cries were heard at the launch ramp where some fisherman
ran for help. The Wrightsville, Columbia and Mountville fire companies
responded along with the River Rescue unit and the man was saved.
Now why is this a strange but true tale, you ask? Well, the man was
not saved by the fire companies nor the river rescue squad but by a
fisherman in hip boots who merely walked out to where our despeate hero
was floundering in TWO FEET OF WATER. Numerous other wading
fisherman also responed to walk downstream and get the canoe and it's
paddles. Seems our hero was slightly inebreated (read stinking drunk)
Not only couldn't he stand up in three feet of water but saw fit to
argue with the local police vehemently enough to be handcuffed and
hauled off "downtown" where the fish commision charged him with drunken
boating under the states' new drunken boating law.
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1149.29 | you crossed the line boys | RANGER::MACINTYRE | Terminal Angler | Wed May 02 1990 16:53 | 1 |
| You may notice a few missig notes here... sorry guys... mr moderator
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1149.30 | Kamikaze Hawk!! | SCARGO::VACHON | | Thu Oct 25 1990 15:37 | 12 |
| Well this isn't a fish story but it is true! A co-worker of mine got a
phone call from his wife yesterday saying that a bird flew into their
mobile home. The killer part is that the bird flew into the SIDE of
the mobile home and put a hole in it!!
So Ron goes home and finds that a Pigeon Hawk rammed itself into the
vinyl siding and puched out a hole on the inside of his kitchen!!
Well obviously this was hard to believe when he left yesterday so to
prove that he wasn't kidding he brought in the bird to work today.
This Hawk was about 3 lbs and had a 2 foot wingspan. I would love to
see the insurance agents face when he comes out to the house!
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1149.31 | musta thought it was *your* trailer! | RANGER::MACINTYRE | Terminal Angler | Thu Oct 25 1990 15:58 | 5 |
| Oh Oh, Crashmaster's going to be bummed when he reads that...
Just yesterday he was telling me that his pet bird flew the coop...
donmac
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1149.32 | | CLOVE::TOMAS | | Thu Oct 25 1990 18:02 | 4 |
| Shoulda just left the bird sticking thru the wall. You could tell folks
about your new bird mount!
-HSJ-
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1149.33 | where's my bird | RANGER::BEAUDREAU | | Thu Oct 25 1990 19:11 | 20 |
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Where is the mobile home parked....
I want the remains of my pet hawk back.
I have been training it to dive bomb on fishing boats and
retrieve bass from live wells. The bird must have seen
one of those bass stickers on the side of the trailer home
and confused it for the real thing in a boat. Shit, the
cat's out of the bag on this project. I was on schedule
to have the hawk fully trained for the DEC spring classic
open invitational.
the crashmaster
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1149.34 | I WON THE TOURNEY...I knew I caught a fish! | XCUSME::WATERS | The Legend of the Lakes | Fri Oct 26 1990 09:31 | 12 |
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Where is MATTSON?! That's it!! I was tired the day of the Manchuag
tourney....I knew I caught a big one early in the day. I had make back
turned and heard this swooping noise...Martial was sleeping, he didn't
see the hawk take my fish.
I want to file another protest! I won this tourney and Don Mac and
the Habormaster have my MONEY!
Mattson....I want some justice!
Legend
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1149.35 | You've been caught | MSDOA::CUZZONE | I'm the AAA. | Fri Oct 26 1990 10:12 | 8 |
| RE:.33 I remember that hawk from a fall or two ago out on
Monomonac - he was circling the back cove. You've had him trained for
years; the cat's really out of the bag now. Of course there were no
fish to steal that tourney - I seem to remember that you and/or Don had
one of the 3 caught (or did the hawk catch it?). And what about that
big fish I heard you caught this year? Hmmm
-SSS-
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1149.36 | I heard a rumor of that hawk. | LEVERS::NPARE | | Fri Oct 26 1990 13:47 | 7 |
| I remember that tourney at Monomonac.My partner and I had heard of
rumors of a fish borrowing hawk,so we set up our antihawks defenses and
a satellite dish transducer borrowed from one of the noters(I won't
mention any names) to track incomings to protect the other 2 fish
caught.I guess the rumor was true.:-)
Frenchy
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1149.37 | the old fashion way! | RANGER::BEAUDREAU | | Fri Oct 26 1990 14:06 | 10 |
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Fishing with my pet hawk was intended to get back to basic
fishing aids. Who need all that expensive electronic fish
finders anyway. I'm part indian.....
boy am I gonna miss that hawk!
The harbor"HAWK"master
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