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Title:The Hunting Notesfile
Notice:Registry #7, For Sale #15, Success #270
Moderator:SALEM::PAPPALARDO
Created:Wed Sep 02 1987
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1561
Total number of notes:17784

875.0. "HO HO HO!" by ODIXIE::RHARRIS () Wed Dec 19 1990 10:12

    Merry Christmas everybody!!!   I hope y'all have a safe christmas, and
    a jolly one at that.  Good hunting if you can get out of the house, and
    hope all your gifts have to do with hunting.  First one to get Rudolph,
    let me know!
    
    What did all the doe's do while Santa was making deliveries?
    
    
    They went to town to blow a few bucks!
    
    Bob
    
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875.1exBPOV04::J_AMBERSONWed Dec 19 1990 10:1520
                         A   CHRISTMAS    RIDDLE
    
         What does Santa call reindeer that can't fly?
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
          Dinner!
    
    
    
    Happy Holidays everyone.
    
    Jeff
875.2And from me as well...DECALP::HOHWYJust another ProgrammerWed Dec 19 1990 10:3723


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		 Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
			    to everybody... 

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		And *my*Christmas joke:

		'I don't care what your name is Fat Man....

		... just get those reindeeer off my roof !!'


						- Mike
875.3XCUSME::NEWSHAMI'm the NRAWed Dec 19 1990 12:224
    And yet another Merry Christmas and a safe holiday wish to all and
    their families.
    
    Red_Buckless_Again_This_Year
875.4DATABS::STORMWed Dec 19 1990 13:435
    Sorry, no good jokes - but Merry Christmas and a happy holiday
    to everybody.
    
    Mark,
    
875.5Merry Xmas!!WJOUSM::PAPPALARDOA Pure HunterWed Dec 19 1990 14:2528
    
    It's 6:45am on a Sunday morning in December...
    
    The snow is lightly falling, The woodstove is a blazing, the xmas tree
    is grand and the coffee is great. As I gaze from my window into the
    pasture there's a silence, a black and white world where everthing is
    "still"......Suddenly I notice movement at the edge of the field...like
    the greyness of the woods a ghost emerges..A Grey-Ghost....he steps out
    from the arms of his protector and seems to stare directly at the
    window from which I stand. For a moment we are one...the hunter, and
    the hunted and then with a single move he turns his majestic body and
    like the smoke from the wood-stove he drifts back into the woods and is
    gone.....Merry Christmas I say.....Hope the winter is an easy-one.
    
    Suddenly the house erupts...MERRY-CHRISTMAS DADDY!!!! and I like the 
    Majestic-Buck who honored me with a visit have returned to my role
    until next November-December when the Grey-Ghost and I will play chess
    again.
    
              This short story is to all of You for Christmas.
    
                   Merry Christmas and a happy new year...All 
                   the best things always.
    
         Rick
    
    
    
875.6Merry Christmas to ALL!!SA1794::BARTHELETTEJWed Dec 19 1990 20:2814
    
    
      Real Nice story Rick, you really should have been a Journalist for
    Outdoor Life or any other good outdoor magazine.
    
      I also would like to wish everyone in this good note's file a
    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! And Many More Good + Safe
    Hunting Seasons!!
    
    
    
                      << Jeff >> who went deerless again - But Still
    Enjoyed the season anyway!! I'm gonna shoot one with a camera this
    winter while I'm tryin my luck huntin predators!!
875.7And to all a good Night! - RobSKIVT::WENERThu Dec 20 1990 08:164
    
    	And We'll all surely wake when the sound of Hooves reach the roof!
    
    (and we might wake in a cold sweat anyway if we missed a big one...)
875.8Oh what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet !DNEAST::STEVENS_JIMThu Dec 20 1990 10:336
    May Santa bring you every hunting toy you ever wanted...
    
    Have a Merry Christmas, one and all.
    
    Jim
    
875.9The Traditional WaysOASS::SOBCZYNSKI_LFri Dec 21 1990 11:477
    
    Wishing all of you and yours a Safe & Merry Christmas, and an upward
    New Year.
    
    Cheers
    Leonard
    
875.10BEST OF HEALTHKNGBUD::LAFOSSEFri Dec 21 1990 12:153
    DITTO WHAT EVERYONE ELSE SAID!!!!
    
    HAPPY HOLIDAYS,   FRA
875.11(FROM THE HEART OF DIXIE)PDMONT::DESROSIERSFri Dec 21 1990 12:203
    MERRY CHRISTMAS and a PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO ALL HUNTING NOTERS
    
    still deer hunting in the land of dixie
875.12let me guess, is it a rifle?LUDWIG::BINGFri Dec 21 1990 12:385
    
    Everyone have  a safe and happiy holiday, and I hope Santa is as
    good to you as he's going to be to me 8')
    
                                            Walt
875.13a collection added to...JUPITR::FERRAROI&#039;m the NRAFri Dec 21 1990 17:598
    
    To all....  a happy and healthy holiday season.
    
    May Santa be as good to you, as "she" has been to me...  8-)
    
    And hopefully, a more fruitful season in '91.
    
    Greg
875.14Best Wishes!!!PNO::HORNWed Dec 26 1990 15:5315
    From the desert of Phoenix (where we had snow a couple days before
    Christmas)...
    
    	I hope you had the best Christmas ever and that you have a GREAT
    NEW YEAR!  I wish everyone good luck with your 1991 hunts, may they
    bring you and your friends many enjoyable memories and plenty meat
    on the table.  
    
    	Right now the ducks are flying real well out here.  Makes for a
    great 4 day weekend!  I'm looking forward to the next one in 2 days.
    Well, I hope I'm still with you all next year and not gone with the
    wind like my plant -- PNO.  
    
    HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND HAPPY HUNTING!!!
    Scott D. Horn