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Conference vicki::boats

Title:Powerboats
Notice:Introductions 2 /Classifieds 3 / '97 Ski Season 1267
Moderator:KWLITY::SUTER
Created:Thu May 12 1988
Last Modified:Wed Jun 04 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1275
Total number of notes:18109

1095.0. "STRANGE(FUNNY) STORIES" by NOPROB::COMEAU () Fri Aug 06 1993 10:38

    
    
    
    	I was reading the Boston Globe and they had a article about
    	recreational boaters and how uninformed(stupid) some of
    	them are. They printed a few anecdotes from various sources
    	that would be pretty comical if they wern't so dangerous.
    
    
    
    	The Coast Guard came upon a disabled boat of Essex Mass. at
    	sundown. They found the occupants had soaked some rags with 
    	gas and were trying to light them with a spark from the 
    	ignition wires on the engine to make a torch.
    
    
    	There must be lots of these that people have heard or have
    	first hand knowledge of.
    
    
    
    			DAC
    
    
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1095.1Some boats run without gasSUBSYS::CHESTERFri Aug 06 1993 13:0120
    I will add one.
    
    Heard on the radio last summer in the evening.  Wind from the NE about
    10knts, 15 to 20knts at Boston light.  Incomming tide
    
    Boat	calls Higham harbour master
    		The usual futzing around with what channel to talk
    		on.  The boats asks for tow as he has run out of gas just
    		outside Hull Gut.
    Harbor Master  "Where do you keep you boat?"
    Boat 	   "Hingham harbor"
    Harbor master  "Ok I will go out and tow you in"
    Boat 	   "Thanks"
    20 min pass
    Harbor master at Hull Gut  "How can I identify your boat?"
    Boat           "I will shine a flashlight on the sails"
    
    
    
    
1095.2TOOK::SWISTJim Swist TAY2-2/C1 DTN 227-3615Mon Aug 09 1993 12:279
    Seen at public dock at East Boothbay, ME.  A small open boat
    arrives having navigated through the complexities and hazards of
    the Maine coast with a *Road Map*.
    
    
    (**For those dumb enough to try this, at least realize that roadmaps
    usually show mean *high* water, to keep equally dumb people from taking
    4WD vehicles into places they can't get out of at high water).