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Conference vaxcat::friends

Title:Welcome to Friends!
Moderator:POWDML::VENTURA
Created:Mon Mar 09 1992
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:437
Total number of notes:35174

387.0. "Mr. Bean's Diary" by KERNEL::PLANTC (To tell you the truth, Not so much!) Tue Jan 16 1996 10:20

    
    
    Hello
    
    if I have been silly enough to mislay this diary, please return it
    to:
    
    Mr. Bean
    c/o Mrs. Wicket
    "Daffodils"
    12 Arbor Road
    London N10
    
    A 5 pound reward would certainly not be out of the question!
    
    
    Mr. Bean
T.RTitleUserPersonal
Name		DateLines
387.1CHEFS::WARRENJTue Jan 16 1996 10:273
    Beware the copyright laws!
    
    Jackie
387.2KERNEL::PLANTCTo tell you the truth, Not so much!Tue Jan 16 1996 10:307
    
    
    
    yes..no one is to copy my diary!!! Or I will punch you in the bracket!
    
    Mr. Bean
387.3MARVIN::TANG� MCMXCVITue Jan 16 1996 10:306
Q: How did Mr Bean become to known as Mr Bean?

A: Because he was a bit of a half bake (?)


H. :o)
387.4KERNEL::WRIGHTDTue Jan 16 1996 10:346
    waaaaaa waaaaaaaa waaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaa...............
    
    
    luv
    
    D.
387.5MPGS::REITHJim (MPGS::) Reith - DTN 237-3045 SHR3-1/U32Tue Jan 16 1996 10:431
    I heard he's bean called that right along 8^)
387.6KERNEL::JOHNSONPCertified sane....October 1993Tue Jan 16 1996 11:016
    
    A...What do you call 3 sheep round a lamp post in Cardiff..??
    
    B...A leisure centre..!!
    
    Paula
387.7KERNEL::WRIGHTDTue Jan 16 1996 11:014
    Paulaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
    
    
    D.
387.8KERNEL::PLANTCTo tell you the truth, Not so much!Tue Jan 16 1996 11:125
    
    
    Paula..are you scribbling in my Diary?!
    
    Mr. Bean
387.9KERNEL::PLANTCTo tell you the truth, Not so much!Tue Jan 16 1996 11:376
    
    
    
    11:41  write note to Deb ( re nobody luvs me )
    
    Mr. Bean
387.10KERNEL::PLANTCTo tell you the truth, Not so much!Tue Jan 16 1996 12:1410
    
    
    
    
    12:17  add 5 more pullups, situps, pressups and jump ups to
           exercise regime
    
    
    
    Mr. Bean
387.11:-)CHEFS::WARRENJTue Jan 16 1996 12:256
    
    Mr. Bean,
    
    Are you adding them to the list or actually doing the exercises?
    
    Shirley B
387.12KERNEL::PLANTCTo tell you the truth, Not so much!Tue Jan 16 1996 12:5215
    
    
    
    Dear Shirley
    
    Shirley you jest....to imply that I wouldn't actually perform said
    regime is scandalous.
    I guarantee that the regime as it is recorded will be acted out!
    
    p.s can you send me one of your personally Autographed mugs.
    
    sincerely
    an adoring fan
    Mr. Bean
387.13WOTVAX::TUNBRIDGEMNo Chocs allowedTue Jan 16 1996 15:163
    Gave teddy his first bath....
387.14MPGS::REITHJim (MPGS::) Reith - DTN 237-3045 SHR3-1/U32Tue Jan 16 1996 15:181
He didn't appreciate being wrung dry...
387.15KERNEL::WRIGHTDTue Jan 16 1996 15:197
    and for your eyes Jim - you didnt say anything earlier that made me
    leave notes...I just had to do some things mate....
    
    
    lu
    
    D
387.16KERNEL::WRIGHTDTue Jan 16 1996 15:191
    v
387.17WOTVAX::TUNBRIDGEMNo Chocs allowedTue Jan 16 1996 15:242
    Couldnt get the TV to work, got a problem with the coat hanger ariel.
387.18CHEFS::WARRENJWed Jan 17 1996 09:206
    Mr. Bean,
    
    I have autographed a mug and asked my fan club to send it to you.
    
    Yours,
    Shirley
387.19KERNEL::PLANTCTo tell you the truth, Not so much!Wed Jan 17 1996 09:2421
    
    
    
    Stretch...yawn
    
    
    9 pressups
    5 situps (Grunt!)
    4 jumpups ( Hate hate hate!)
    2 pullups
    
    
    09:27 reply to Shirley
    
    Dear Miss Bassey
    
    Tnankyou very much...I look forward to receiving the mug.
    
    Sincerely
    Mr. Bean
387.20KERNEL::PLANTCTo tell you the truth, Not so much!Wed Jan 17 1996 09:486
    
    
    10:00  peek at librarian.
    
    
    Mr. Bean
387.21KERNEL::PLANTCTo tell you the truth, Not so much!Wed Jan 17 1996 11:0811
                    @:
                @:       @:     @:          
    10:00  peek at libraria@:      @:
           @:                           @:
       @:   <===Damn damn damn!                        @:   @:@:   @:     @:
    Mr. Bean                                 @:    @:           @:     @:    @:
  @:
:
387.22MPGS::REITHJim (MPGS::) Reith - DTN 237-3045 SHR3-1/U32Wed Jan 17 1996 12:401
Gotta keep that kitty from walking all over the screen
387.23KERNEL::PLANTCTo tell you the truth, Not so much!Wed Jan 17 1996 12:5419
    
    poem: ATTENTION MICE
    
    You'ld better watch out
    Cos If I see you about
    You're going to end up in my mincer
    There's no mucking about
    I'll scrape you all out
    And do the same thing to your sister.
     . . 
   :     :
:          
           :
         :
    19:30 Poetry Class
     :
 ;  
    
    Mr. Bean
387.24WOTVAX::TUNBRIDGEMNo Chocs allowedWed Jan 17 1996 13:554
    Beat Those Mices to Pieces......
    
    Go and get some shopping for teddy
387.25KERNEL::PLANTCTo tell you the truth, Not so much!Thu Jan 18 1996 11:0514
    
    
    
    09:00 2 pullups
          2 pressups  <--hate hate hate
          -2- 1 jumpup
          1 situp 
    
    09:30 ring smaritans ..keep them talking 01256 373491
    
    11:00 lunch in park
    11:05 leave park - too much pooh
    
    Mr. Bean
387.26KERNEL::PLANTCTo tell you the truth, Not so much!Fri Jan 19 1996 09:2815
    
    
    Good morning Friday!!
    
    A brand spanking new day, Clean and sparkling and lovely and new!!! :))
    
    
    
        G L E A M!!!!
    \  ||||||||||||||| /
    -  Fri jan 19 1996 _
    /  ||||||||||||||| \
    
    
    Mr. Bean
387.27KERNEL::PLANTCTo tell you the truth, Not so much!Fri Jan 19 1996 09:5410
    
    
    
    09:38 walk in park
    09:42 leave park, still too much pooh!
    
    
    10:00 shops: carpet shampoo, potpourri
387.28KERNEL::PLANTCTo tell you the truth, Not so much!Fri Jan 19 1996 14:1921
    
    
    
    12:00  visit dad
    
                                               
      ------ 20 along -------->                 
       _^_   ___   _+_   ___    |                N
      |   | |   | |   | |   |   |                |
      |   | |   | |   | |   |   |                |    
      -----------------------   |          W-----o-----e      
       _^_   ___   _+_   _+_    |                |
      |   | |   | |   | |   |                    |
      |   | |   | |   | |   |   9 down           s
      -----------------------    
       _^_   _+_   _+_   ___    |
      |   | |   | |   | |   |   |
      |   | |   | |   | |   |   |
      -----------------------   V
387.29KERNEL::PLANTCTo tell you the truth, Not so much!Fri Jan 19 1996 16:376
    
    
    
    16:00 go back and peek at Librarian, Irma something... ( re marriage )
387.30CHEFS::WARRENJFri Jan 19 1996 16:588
    
    Mr Bean,
    
    
    I thought I was your true love, how could you forget my name?
    
    Irma Gobb
387.31KERNEL::PLANTCToo much pooh!Fri Jan 19 1996 17:026
    
    
    17:05  Ring Irma Gobb (library 658 4890)
    19:00  get Goob ( pictures )
    19:30  Picture: "Up Nurse, Doctor!" ( Romance)
387.32KERNEL::PLANTCToo much pooh!Mon Jan 22 1996 10:2915
    
    09:05 Park
    	  Still too much Pooh in park!
    
                          /|
       ^ ^               /v
   @ --@/ \____________ /v 
    vvv                  <| <----Cork
        \  /-------- /  /
         ||          \ / 
        @@           @@
    
    DOG DEVICE
    ----------                                @Bean
387.33KERNEL::PLANTCToo much pooh!Mon Jan 22 1996 10:534
    
    
    10:00 Ring Inspector Morse
387.34KERNEL::PLANTCToo much pooh!Mon Jan 22 1996 10:559
    
    
    Dear Inspector Morse
    
    			There's so much pooh in our park you wouldn't
    believe it! Can you come and investigate?
    I will gladly help you. I have a good no.. set of spanners.
    
    Mr.Bean
387.35KERNEL::PLANTCToo much pooh!Tue Jan 23 1996 09:0312
    
    
    
    
    Yawn! Stretch!
    
    
    Morning!
    
    09:05  that smiley girl in Australia on GMTV
387.36KERNEL::PLANTCToo much pooh!Tue Jan 23 1996 11:1519
    
    
    11:00 Ring Gobb
    
    
    Irma Gobb
    Has got a job
    In a busy library
    She does her job
    (Does Irma Gobb)
    In a library north of Highbury
    
    Irma Gobb
    Who's got this job
    Somewhere north of Highbury
    Is the same old Irma Gobb
    Who's hands are thin and fibrey
387.37KERNEL::PLANTCToo much pooh!Wed Jan 24 1996 09:597
    
    
    
    09:00 ring Gobb
    
    09:45 ring gobb
387.38;-)CHEFS::WARRENJBring me sunshine..Wed Jan 24 1996 10:484
    11:00 get arrested for harrassment
387.39KERNEL::PLANTCToo much pooh!Wed Jan 24 1996 11:3812
    
    
    11:05 ring Gobb
    11:10 ring Gobb
    11:15 ring Gobb
    11:20 ring Gobb
    11:25 ring Gobb
    11:30 ring Gobb
    11:35 ring Gobb
    11:40 ring Gobb
    
    WHERE IS GOBB?????
387.40:-)CHEFS::WARRENJBring me sunshine..Wed Jan 24 1996 12:495
    
    at the police station
387.41WOTVAX::TUNBRIDGEMNo Chocs allowedWed Jan 24 1996 13:3212
    Oh no Irma has kidnapped teddy and holding him to ransom
    
    I will have to change my seduction tactics...
    
    Maybe I should just tell her how Smashing her Blouse is or something
    like that...
    
    How will I get teddy back, a master plan is unfolding, maybe I should
    ask Wallace & Grommit for advice
    
    Bean
387.42KERNEL::PLANTCToo much pooh!Thu Jan 25 1996 09:005
    
    
    
    09:00  Man in No.3 ( re Teddy )
387.43WOTVAX::TUNBRIDGEMNo Chocs allowedThu Jan 25 1996 15:496
    Spoke to teddy on the phone....
    Thank god he is OK and is being looked after
    
    I have got 24 hrs to get the ransom together.....
387.44KERNEL::PLANTCToo much pooh!Fri Feb 02 1996 12:329
    
    
    
    09:00 Teddy found outside door
    
    
    10:00 crinkled ransom notes in bin for No.3 <== HATE HATE!!
387.45KERNEL::PLANTCToo much pooh!Fri Feb 02 1996 12:3725
    
    
    
    	==========
        |        |
        |        |
        |   3    |
        |        |
        |        |
        |  =-=   |
        |    \\  |
        |     =============
        |        |         \\ ------
      ----------------------\\       \
                           / \\       \
                          | \         /
                          |  --------- |
                          |   STINK    |      -------
                          |            |+++++|       |====||
                          |            |      -------
                           \          /
                            ----------
387.46KERNEL::PLANTCToo much pooh!Fri Feb 02 1996 17:295
    
    
    
    17:30  get Gobb
387.47WOTVAX::TUNBRIDGEMI am going to do it..Fri Feb 09 1996 11:137
    
    
    Teddy and I had a lovely meal together again
    
    
    Sigh.......
387.48MPGS::REITH[email protected] - Have subroutine, will travel.Fri Feb 09 1996 13:251
Crunchies I assume... after all T.C.I.F. 8^)
387.49CHEFS::WARRENJtake me to the airport, pleaseFri Feb 09 1996 13:305
    
    Do you get Crunchies over there, CM?
    
    
    Jackie
387.50MPGS::REITH[email protected] - Have subroutine, will travel.Fri Feb 09 1996 13:383
Only from eating crackers in bed 8^)

I've heard so much about them from Mal 8^)
387.51KERNEL::PLANTCMake it so!Mon Feb 12 1996 08:137
    
    
    
    08:15  someone has been putting crunchies in my diary!!
    	   ( Ruddy mice!!!!)
387.52WOTVAX::TUNBRIDGEMI am going to do it..Mon Feb 12 1996 15:305
    
    
    09.00  Someone has licked all the choccy off my crunchie...
           Bet it was teddy.....  I saw him sneeking into the kitchen..
387.53CHEFS::WARRENJtake me to the airport, pleaseMon Feb 12 1996 15:511
    15:45   Teddy looks guilty and has chocolate round his mouth
387.54KERNEL::WRIGHTDDream on......Mon Feb 12 1996 15:523
    you look pretty satisfied to my Jackie!!
    
    Deb
387.55KERNEL::PLANTCMake it so!Tue Feb 13 1996 08:276
    
    
    
    	Teddy!!!  Umm Uh! Bad Teddy!
    	NO more Crunchies for you!
387.56MPGS::REITH[email protected] - Have subroutine, will travel.Tue Feb 13 1996 12:321
 1:00  Gave Teddy a proper bath. Can't get rid of the lint (ack! ack!)
387.57KERNEL::PLANTCMake it so!Tue Feb 13 1996 14:329
    
    
    Hmmmm Teddy might find himself in a crib soon! 
    
    
    Nah...
    
    Mr. Bean
    :)
387.58KERNEL::PLANTCThe Truth is out there.....Thu Jun 27 1996 13:305
    
    
    Someone's been playing my game!!!
    
    Mr. Bean
387.59CHEFS::HANDLEY_II got you all in check!Thu Jun 27 1996 13:357
    
    What are you talking about?
    
    talk sense man!
    
    
    I.
387.60KERNEL::PLANTCThe Truth is out there.....Thu Jun 27 1996 13:3524
    
    
    Terrapin budget:
    
    
    glass tank   69 - 95 pounds
    water         0
    filter       15 - 95 pounds
    heater       25 to 50 pounds
    gravel        8 pounds from shop
                  0 pounds from next door's drive
    weed          2.50 pounds from shop
                  0 pounds from next door's garden
    terrapin      0 - 20p ( cheap)
    
     
    I love Mr. Bean
     o
    o
     o
    o    ## 
    8)/####\%  <-- Terry the Terrapin
       || ||
387.61KERNEL::WRIGHTDNobody does it better......Thu Jun 27 1996 13:351
    <applause>!
387.62KERNEL::PLANTCThe Truth is out there.....Thu Jun 27 1996 13:366
    
    
    the BEAN game...has my name all over it!!!
    
    
    Mr. Bean
387.63CHEFS::HANDLEY_II got you all in check!Thu Jun 27 1996 13:362
    
    <heckle>!